Saint Nathan

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  1. Saint Nathan added a post in a topic Homestuck   

    Gcat.

    o hussmaster u so good at this
  2. Saint Nathan added a post in a topic The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword   


    oh my god

    seriously

    ALttP says flat out that Ganon got The Triforce inside The Sacred Realm. That's why it becomes The Dark World, because his wish for power corrupts it. If he got it outside The Sacred Realm then that fucks up not just the story of OoT and ALttP, but also flat-out contradicts everything ALttP says happened.
  3. Saint Nathan added a post in a topic Kim Jong-il is dead...   

    "ohooo yeeess, goku you are going to kick vagita's ass this ti-WAHT Y U DEAD"
    "Orders, Supreme Leader?"
    "NUKE THEM NUKE THEM ALL"
  4. Saint Nathan added a post in a topic The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword   

  5. Saint Nathan added a post in a topic The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword   


    Except it DOES involve the sages. They were the ones who sealed Ganon and The Dark World.

    Not to mention, ALttP's backstory says that everyone was fighting over the power because a portal suddenly appeared. This is impossible from OoT's story, where Link was the only one who could open the portal, and the second he did Gannondorf followed him in and took the Triforce of Power. There was no fight to be had, because not only was The Triforce split into Link, Zelda, and Gannondorf, but Gannondorf immediately conquered Hyrule with it.

    It dosen't fit. At all. ALttP cannot come directly after OoT.
  6. Saint Nathan added a post in a topic The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword   

    other than the bits where there was a third timeline they never mentioned, and it makes no sense at all due to gannondorf having WON so then how would ALttP even have happened, and everything following by extension?

    Well for one, there's Minish Cap coming before OoT, even though OoT has always been said to have been the first game until Skyward. There's also the point where, Four Swords Adventures was where Ganon got his trident, yet it's in a completely separate timeline than every other game he uses it in.

    The really main bit though is that there's a separate timeline where apparently Link not only failed, but apparently after his failure the seven sages sealed Ganon anyways. You know, despite not being awakened as sages, and very heavily hinted at being dead until they were awoken, and even then they're spirits. Also, the part where the very second Zelda revealed herself, Gannondorf was able to capture her. Kinda makes it hard to have all seven sages do the sealing bit, if they're all dead or captured.

    If they'd taken out the third timeline, and placed it after Four Swords Adventures, that would have made a lot more sense than it does currently. Even the sages part would fit decently (even though they're called maidens, there's still seven and they do the same job.)

    I honestly flat out refuse to believe that this was their timeline all along, because it's such a logical mess. Nintendo dosen't give legitimate effort into things and have them come out this shitty. They either didn't have a timeline ever, or they had one that was horribly barebones that they quickly slapped the games onto.
  7. Saint Nathan added a post in a topic The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword   

    nintendo

    seriously

    you didn't even have a timeline did you, you just threw shit together based off fan timelines and did some other weird bullshit

    this is like someone from ancient egypt or some shit coming to the future and going "yeah you know all this shit that points to 1+1=2 that we left everywhere? that's all fake 1+1 actually = 8."

    it makes no goddamned sense, and we've been doing it better without you so why would you bother
  8. Saint Nathan added a post in a topic Kim Jong-il is dead...   

    Anything would be better than whatever kind of medieval shit Il would pull.

    At least if it's a military state, then they won't be brainwashed as badly by a single horrible dictator.
  9. Saint Nathan added a post in a topic The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword   


    Except Link hadn't failed. His quest was still there, still needed to be done. Zelda may subscribe to "every action" but it also subscribes to fate and destiny and the like. Link would have ALWAYS been suspended for seven years, Gannondorf would have ALWAYS taken Hyrule Castle, it all would have happened in that way. The games are pretty fuckin' clear on that point.

    So if Link fails by going about the exact steps he has to take, then how much sense does that actually make?

    Besides, for Link to be altering the past (in the future timeline), he'd have needed more time travel. He's altering the present. He didn't travel through time, he just waited a very long time. He travels back to the past, but the seven-years part is no sort of time travel at all. He wouldn't age otherwise.
  10. Saint Nathan added a post in a topic Speed Runs   

    Been trying to speedrun Seaside Hill. I never noticed, but apparently if you skip the first set of three rainbow rings, and take the lower path, the middle rail in the set of three seems to be faster?

    At least, it was faster than taking the rainbow rings, which is what I've been doing.

    also jesus shit endless boost is really fucking useful if you're doing a skills run
  11. Saint Nathan added a post in a topic Homestuck   


    nope

    eridans, remember
  12. Saint Nathan added a post in a topic SEGA is Revving Up for Sonic 4 Episode 2   


    Man objectively Black Knight wasn't bad at all. It was solid, not very buggy, and it had a pretty neat idea set into motion fairly well.

    No shit if someone thinks a particular game is bad then it's bad for them, but SEGA hasn't been doing badly.
  13. Saint Nathan added a post in a topic SEGA is Revving Up for Sonic 4 Episode 2   


    Fucking seriously.

    Guys, SEGA hasn't made a bad game since '06.

    Every bad game that's come out since? It's been fucking DIMPS.

    Blame them if E2 is shit, not SEGA. SEGA has been doing everything they can to make some really fucking awesome games since Unleashed, and they've succeeded every goddamn time.

    Dimps just dosen't give a shit.
  14. Saint Nathan added a post in a topic SEGA is Revving Up for Sonic 4 Episode 2   


    I know right?

    good thing sega dosen't do sonic 4, and they left it to dimps

    we know exactly what to expect from dimps!

    shitty gameplay and every reviewer loving it because it holds your hand like you're three months old
  15. Saint Nathan added a post in a topic DmC: a new Devil May Cry   


    Except this Dante makes no noise at all. Not even grunts or yells when he's attacking. That either means they don't have his lines put into the game fully yet, only where they need to show some story in trailers, or they went a really weird route because essentially every game has at least some type of sound coming from the characters.