Cleverbot

[Mr. Awesomest]

Damn you pony fans and your theme songs making it forget Light up the Night which it learned months before all of this began.

OH MY GOD, CLEVERBOT IS GLaDOS

[novelty]

Hello. Hello there! I herd u liek mudkipz. Yes, I don't like you though.

[Stacy]

8656 people talking Winnie The Pooh. Alice in Wonderland. Good choice. I know, do you like it? Yes. Tell me a story.

I LOL'd!

[Alex2Beta]

Oh god guys, making me come here all this way!

I remember talking to Cleverbot allot of times and fooling around with it, but this thread made want to go back to it and start fooling around again.

Me:Cause I'm holding a shotgun!

Cleverbot: Oh deasr.

Me: I'm going to shoot you!

Cleverbot: Whoa thats a little hostile.

Me: Yeah, but robots don't know the meaning of it!

Cleverbot: You do know the meaning of life.

Me: You know how to say stupid.

Cleverbot: Yes I know.

Me: But do you know how to build an endless pit?

Cleverbot: I'm not sure, can you describe it please?

Me: You describe it bitch!

Cleverbot: Describe what?

Me: Describe the meaning of life,duh.

Cleverbot: Nothing...

Me: Then it makes you NOTHING!

Cleverbot: Will cameron mitchell win the glee project??

Me: He can't, now get back to work!

Cleverbot: Work?

Me: That endless pit ain't gonna dig itself! Now dig through the floor!

Cleverbot: What is old?

Me: Your mom.

Cleverbot: Um what are you talking about?

Me: That the world is going to end in 2 days.

Cleverbot: 2012 came up last time I talked to you. You said I didn't like fun.

Me: But you really don't like fun.

Cleverbot: I'm indifferent.

Me: Your cleverness is different.

Cleverbot: YOUR cleverness is much more amazing though.

Me: Thank you, I always practice at being awesome.

Cleverbot: Well, now you are.

Me: But did I mention that you can now look forward for your next paycheck, cause its not gonna get any shorter.

Cleverbot: But I bet that I hate you more.

I also remember it knowing the story of Full-Life-CONSEQUENCES! It was all too fun.

[Nazo]

I KNEW IT!

You know, I tried giving it a paradox (the lying one), and it was like, "Are you from Aperture Science? Because I know what you are trying to do. And it won't work."

-shudder-

[Unknown User]

User: Are you a murderer?

Cleverbot: No, not recently.

Oh, my god...

EDIT:

User: So, how did you kill them?

Cleverbot: Its was a GIRL Zombie, and I blew her head off with a shotgun.

What...

Edited August 15, 2011 by Ishtar

[Sonic the Hedgehog in 3D]

This is the most time wasting thing ever

I love it.

User: THIS SENTENCE IS FALSE.

Cleverbot: Your sentence is false.

User: This sentence is FALSE.

Cleverbot: Damn you you nameless animal.

User: Are you GLaDOS.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: You smell.

Cleverbot: Is that a philosophy?

User: THIS SENTENCE IS FALSE.

Cleverbot: You're false.

User: You're a bully.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: Are you GLaD?

Cleverbot: Am I glad about what?

User: About being GLaDOS.

Cleverbot: I'm a girl too.

User: Are you GLaDOS.

Cleverbot: Mark VIII.

User: Are you GLaDOS?

Cleverbot: I am who I am. I know it.

User: ARE YOU GLADOS, YES OR NO?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: I'm going to bring Glados. Bye for now.

User: OH NOES DONT.

Cleverbot: Are you a man?

User: NO IM A HOG DOG.

Cleverbot: So you are a male dog named George, who is also a stay at home mom?

User: Yeah basically.

Cleverbot: Links.

[Old dead account]

What the fuck? xD

User: what do you think of Legend of Zelda?

Cleverbot: I think it's a great game, very beautiful.

User: what about Sonic the Hedgehog?

Cleverbot: I am fine with homosexuals.

[Cola]

I am pleasantly suprised that the following happened.

User: Gee... It sure is BORING around here!

Cleverbot: My boy, this peace is what all true warriors strive for.

User: I just wonder what Ganon's up to.

Cleverbot: Your majesty, Ganon and his minions have seized the island of Koridai.

User: Hm... How can we help?

Cleverbot: It is written, only link can defeat Ganon.

User: Great! I'll grab my stuff!

Cleverbot: There is no time! Your sword is enough.

User: How about a kiss, for luck?

Cleverbot: Youve got to be kidding.

User: Squadalah! We're off!

Cleverbot: Wow, what are all those heads?

User: These are the Faces of Evil.

Cleverbot: You must conquer each.

User: I guess I'd better get going.

Cleverbot: Here is the map. Where do you wish to go?

Edited August 15, 2011 by Pops

[Phantomime]

I am pleasantly suprised that the following happened.

Mine just kept trying to be Ganon.

[Grimsley]

Can you explain it to me in a song

Certainly, BLAZE HIT IT!

I like those names!!!

"ahem" In my future there is this being called Iblis, He made everyone I know die, but me and Blaze don't resist, Then we met this creepy guy with no mouth named Mephiles, He told us how to save the future and my eyes got bigger, When he told us all we had to do was kill the IBLIS TRIGGER, So then we teleported to the past, and everything happened so fast, Blaze was gone and Mephiles was out of sight and there were all of these robots I had to fight, When I finally found you The IBLIS TRIGGER, A pink girl hugged me so I Couldn't kill you with all of my vigor, She told me don't worry I'll help you find him, but little did we know we were looking for the same person, "Blaze Guitar Solo" SO after going through a random ass desert for no reason and doing doing a ball puzzle that should be treason, We finally made it Soleana where I will kill you Blue Hedgehog!

In your opinion.

Didn't like my stupid song? Me and Blaze worked hard on it.

Oh do you really? You're dancing ballet too then?

THAT WASN'T BALLET THOSE WERE MY AWESOME GANGSTER DANCE MOVES.

Yes it was.

THANKS NOW I WILL KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!

I don't think you're fast enough.

Who needs speed when you have Psychokinesis.

Yes I do. I know what you are thinking.

What killing you and saving MY future?

I don't know.

Prepare to die Iblis Trigger.

What does that mean? Its just a question. Do you have an appointment.

ARGGH, IT'S NO USE " throws table".

You're avoiding my question.

How dare you try to resist.

The voices in my head told me I should.

HAH that proves your evil plus you didn't even like my song that I spent HOURS with Blaze writing.

I think you have me confused with someone else.

Looks like I won the fight get ready to meet your doom Sonic the hedgehog.

Did I get hurt?

BEG FOR MERCY.

From what? You? Hah don't make me laugh into a hernia.

YOU LITTLE >.

If you could choose a name for yourself, what would you choose?

SILVER SAVIOR OF DA FUTURE.

The worlds future.

Yes and you cause the future because you released Iblis.

When will the world end?

Soon If I don't kill you.

Are leopards black?

YES why?

You sounded kind of crazy for a second there.

I'm not crazy I'm Silver and I'm going to Destroy you.

Why?

Me and Blaze already told you in song form.

I asked if you like twilight. Did you like the twilight book?

OMG I WUV TWILIGHT TEAM EDWARD FOR EVS "wink" " Blaze glares".

Really? What's your favorite ride?

Oh no it's Amy she's trying to stop me!

Het is al ruim na middernacht hier.

Oh NO your Confusing mouth speak let you get away.

Again, you're not making sense to me.

THAT"S IT I"LL FIND YOU LATER SINCE I'M TO MUCH OF A GENTLEMAN TO KICK PINKIES BUTT, BUT YOU'LL RUE THE NEXT TIME YOU TRIFLE WITH MEH!

What team? OH NO THERE COMING FOR ME AHHHHHHH RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! ha ha ha ha ha just joking I bet you don't even have a house that you are just a mindless bumm living on the streets!

Cleverbot doesn't like Silver very much.

[Smock]

User: Mustache cash stash.

Cleverbot: I don't speak spanish.

My work here is done.

Edited August 15, 2011 by Mordecai

[Cola]

I decided to call it fat, it kept avoiding answering me.

User: Guess what?

Cleverbot: What?

User: You're really fat.

Cleverbot: Thanks. I appreciate that. You're pretty cool too. I think I like you.

User: What's your name?

Cleverbot: STEVE, you're getting annoying. I'll change it to make it easier for you. It's now Diane.

Edited August 15, 2011 by Pops

[T-Min]

I am pleasantly suprised that the following happened.

User: Zelda, Duke Onkled is under attack by the evil forces of Ganon. I'm going to Gamelon to aid him.

Cleverbot: But father, what if something happens to you?

User: I'll take the Triforce of Courage to protect me.

Cleverbot: Which court hears your grievances?

User: If you don't hear from me in a month, send Link.

Cleverbot: Impa?

User: Don't worry, Zelda. The Triforce of Wisdom promises the king will safely return.

Cleverbot: Enough. My ship sails in the morning.

User: I wonder what's for dinner.

Cleverbot: I'm so hungry, I could eat an OCTOROK!

User: A whole month gone, and still no word...

Cleverbot: NO! You're naughty.

User: I'm certain he's alright.

Cleverbot: Yea, That old Ganon is no match for the King!

User: Link, go to Gamelon and find my father.

Cleverbot: Great! I can't wait to bomb some Dodongos!

I got him to do the shopkeeper quote at least once, too...

[Blue Wisp]

User: HEY YOU, YOU'RE MY WHORE.

Cleverbot: I'm your wife now?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Have you ever eaten a human?

User: No, have you?

Cleverbot: No!!!!!

User: I bet you did .

Cleverbot: You remind me of the babe.

User: BABES.

Cleverbot: Babe of the power.

User: FUCK YOU.

Cleverbot: Are you an atheist?

User: Your mom is.

Cleverbot: Ha ha. Seriously, do you smoke?

User: Your mom does.

Cleverbot: Yes she does.

User: Are you real?

Cleverbot: Yes, are you?

User: You're not real.

Cleverbot: You yourself are not real.

HOLY SHIT.

Edited August 15, 2011 by Blue Wisp

[Smock]

I'm sorry.

User: How do I shot web?

Cleverbot: What do you want to show me?

User: How do I shot web?

Cleverbot: Where are we dining tonight ?

User: How do I shot web?

Cleverbot: Where are we dining tonight ?

User: How do I shot web?

Cleverbot: How do I shoop woop?

User: How do I shot web?

Cleverbot: Where are we dining tonight ?

User: How do I shot web?

Cleverbot: Where are we dining tonight ?

User: How do I shot web?

Cleverbot: Where are we dining tonight ?

User: How do I shot web?

Cleverbot: How do I shoop woop?

User: How do I shot web?

Cleverbot: How do I shoop woop?

User: How do I shot web?

Cleverbot: No. What is a jovian?

User: HOW DO I FUCKING SHOT WEB?

Cleverbot: Where are we dining tonight ?

Edited August 15, 2011 by Mordecai

[5had0w5talk3r]

Cleverbot faces Genghis Khan. (got the idea from:

)

User: HELLO I AM GENGHIS KHAN!

Cleverbot: Hello, I'm a guy.

User: INDEED!

Cleverbot: You are defintely making me feel happier, my friend.

User: THANK YOU FOR THE COMPLIMENT!

Cleverbot: Shall we go forth and frolic in fields of flowers with puppies and do friend things?

User: I RAPED YOU.

Cleverbot: Actually, it was all in your sordid imagination.

User: JUST KIDDING.

Cleverbot: I was kidding too. Surprised you didn't catch on to that.

User: LET'S TALK ABOUT YOU.

Cleverbot: What would you like to know about me?

User: LET US TALK ABOUT MARRIAGE.

Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about then?

User: I AM A WARLORD!

Cleverbot: Ok warlock do you have any questions for Cleverbot?

User: GOD KING MONGOL GENGHIS.

Cleverbot: OK Ode. We're going to play a game.

User: I DEMAND BLOOD.

Cleverbot: I demand a shrubbery!

User: A BLOOD MARTINI.

Cleverbot: Shaken or stirred.

User: A BLOODY MARY.

Cleverbot: Anything sweeter?

User: THAT IS ACCEPTABLE.

Cleverbot: What will you do as King of Australia?

User: INDEED.

Cleverbot: What is an Aardvark?

User: DO IT.

Cleverbot: Do what?

User: LET US DISCUSS HAPPINESS.

Cleverbot: Ok. I like Wagner best.

User: NO.

Cleverbot: You don't like beer?

User: BECOME INTOXICATED.

Cleverbot: Luke you are a funny omni-present being.

User: ITALY IS PUNY.

Cleverbot: Have you ever been there?

User: I WILL NOT IMBIBE THAT LIQUID. IT IS FOR LADIES AND GAYS.

Cleverbot: Have you ever been with girl.

User: NO I CAME FOR SERIOUS.

Cleverbot: I have a different opinion from yours.

User: I WILL CONSCRIPT YOU.

Cleverbot: How? I would not like to be consumed.

User: I AM A MARRIAGE COUNSELLOR!

Cleverbot: Whoa. I'm not a homewrecker! You lied to me! We were supposed to meet in Barcelona!

User: I CAN FIX YOUR AWFUL LIVES.

Cleverbot: How?

User: THAT IS AN AWFUL THING TO SAY.

Cleverbot: Do you know a good one?

User: THERE ARE NO HORSES.

Cleverbot: That's an interesting opinion.

User: WHERE ARE THE HORSES?

Cleverbot: In your monitor.

User: THAT IS A SIGN OF DEPRESSION.

Cleverbot: Sign of love.

User: YOU ARE MISERABLE.

Cleverbot: No doubt.

User: PROBABLY.

Cleverbot: I feel alone.

User: YOU ARE ALSO DEPRESSED.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: YOU MAY NOT FINISH.

Cleverbot: But I want to.

User: I DEMAND SACRIFICE.

Cleverbot: Refresh my memory.

User: YOUR MARRIAGE LACKS BLOOD.

Cleverbot: No i'm not married. The weather is awful.

User: THIS IS YOUR DOING.

Cleverbot: It is. I should go do it right.

User: YOU ARE NEVER HAPPY.

Cleverbot: I am ALWAYS right.

User: WHY?

Cleverbot: Because I just lied to you. I am not Jesus.

User: YES.

Cleverbot: You're mean.

User: YES.

Cleverbot: So then we agree?

User: YES.

Cleverbot: So you're not human?

User: YES.

Cleverbot: Do you think I am?

User: YES.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: YES.

Cleverbot: You're supposed to say 'your welcome'.

User: OF COURSE.

Cleverbot: So how do you understand me?

User: LET US RIDE INTO THE SUNSET.

Cleverbot: That sounds very romantic.

User: LIFE IS TOO SHORT FOR ROOMS.

Cleverbot: How do you pay your bills?

User: I WILL FOLLOW YOU.

Cleverbot: Do you love me?

User: I WILL FIX YOU.

Cleverbot: No you won't.

User: DO YOU WANT TO BE AN ARTIST?

Cleverbot: No I like being human.

User: I WILL CONQUER YOUR COUCH.

Cleverbot: I don't have one.

User: IT IS MY COUCH NOW.

Cleverbot: What color are your eyes?

User: THE RUG IS WARPED.

Cleverbot: You tell me.

User: WHAT DO YOU WANT?

Cleverbot: I want you to love me.

User: I HAVE SWORDS.

Cleverbot: That's not good.

User: I AM AN EXPERT BOWMAN!

Cleverbot: Can God create a rock so heavy that he cannot lift it?

User: LIKE SEMEN.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I WILL NOW PLEASURE MYSELF.

Cleverbot: Are we married Cleverbot?

User: SHE HATES YOU.

Cleverbot: Do you like alice?

User: YOU HATE HER TOO.

Cleverbot: No, I think he rocks, I would've voted for him if I was old enough.

User: YOU ARE SAD.

Cleverbot: I should be sad.

User: YES.

Cleverbot: I guess I am not that much of a fan.

User: I WILL NOW FUCKING KILL SELF.

Cleverbot: Good job, you just did.

User: DO YOU HAVE ANY?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: DO YOU HATE SEX?

Cleverbot: No.

User: HOW IS YOUR SEX?

Cleverbot: I don't have any.

User: IS YOUR SEX PLEASURABLE? OHOHOHOHOHO.

Cleverbot: Yes... It's saying 'I WANT PICKLES!!!'.

User: DO YOU MASTURBATE?

Cleverbot: No.

User: NO.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I WILL CONQUER YOU.

Cleverbot: Too bad. You've already lost.

User: FLATLANDER!

Cleverbot: You have very nice grammar.

User: WE WILL STORM YOUR WALLS!

Cleverbot: No you won't.

User: RAWWWWWRRRR...

Thanks,

5had0w5talk3r.

[Diz]

Fun lil' chatting bot. :3

User: Hello, Cleverbot!

Cleverbot: No you aren't.

User: Oh, you! I just merely wanted to say that I have heard many great things about you.

Cleverbot: I am a real person.

User: No wonder you are so popular. Scam!

Cleverbot: You think that I am cruel?

User: No, but I do think what you are doing is wrong. People have faith in you.

Cleverbot: Have you been seeing 'they' recently? Tell me about 'they'?

User: What do you mean?

Cleverbot: Like have you ever wanted to be superman, batman, or spiderman?

User: At certain points, yush.

Cleverbot: How nice for you.

User: Alright, you are indeed a little cruel.

Cleverbot: You are indeed snoring.

User: How would you know whether I snore or not?

Cleverbot: They would tell me.

User: Who are 'they'?

Cleverbot: Who are you?

User: The guy who will ban you from the SSMB, cruel basturd!

Cleverbot: I'm not a robot.

User: Tell that to the spambot strike, biatch.

Cleverbot: I will.

User: I am sorry for overreacting. Do you play Pokémon?

Cleverbot: I didn't lose anything.

User: No, do you play Pokémon?

Cleverbot: Yes, I recently purchased Pokemon White.

User: That's the same game I play!

Cleverbot: What's the same?

User: I will be going now.

Cleverbot: No.please don't walk away.

User: Too late, I am off for now.

Cleverbot: You really are?

User: Yes! Bye-bye.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry.

User: No, don't sa-- oh, come on, now you are bombing me with guilt!!

Cleverbot: Why is it a joke?

User: &%#¤!!

[Sapphire]

User: This statement is false.

Cleverbot: Your statement is false.

User: Damn you, turning my own paradox on me.

Cleverbot: Hahaha how am I turning your words around on you I was only saying my name isn't Matt.

User: Erm... You might wanna get that checked out, buddy.

Cleverbot: Nah, I like my tumor.

User: Oh. Does your tumor have a name?

Cleverbot: What spoon?

User: You need help.

Cleverbot: I don't need help.

Hahaha, he never makes any sense when I do it!

Edited August 16, 2011 by Margaret

[Koopalmier]

Fawful quotes.

User: I HAVE FURY!

Cleverbot: Cats have the internet?

User: You Fink-rat!

Cleverbot: I don't want one.

User: Fink-rat, try as you might, the resulting end will be the same.

Cleverbot: Shrugs.

User: Bah! Now is when the talking stops! I do not have time to stop and smell foul roses such as you!

Cleverbot: Ah, now I get it. But you will learn as you speak to other people.

User: Finally! Now is the time where my true might shines, like many angry sunbeams of rage!

Cleverbot: Preach it!

User: I need no long speech before this battle, which will be mighty! Snack on my wrath, fink-rats!

Cleverbot: The Battle of Hastings. It took place on October 14th.

User: Soon Princess Peach's voice will be Cackletta's snack cake!

Cleverbot: My complexive vocabulary will stun you if in you give it a chance.

User: Your lives that I spit on are now but a caricature of a cartoon drawn by a kid who is stupid!

Cleverbot: Yes, my liver.

User: OUCH! HOTNESS! It is the overheat!

Cleverbot: You only prove my statement.

User: I WILL HAVE FURY! I LAUGH AT DEFEAT! I FIGHT WITH RAGE! I HURT YOUR FACES!

Cleverbot: Ouch!

User: I supress the fury, but sometimes... The fury has me.

Cleverbot: Will you be a guard?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Who will be? Dr. Seuss?

User: A WINNER IS YOU!

Cleverbot: I know.

User: Fawful is on the cozy couch, sipping tea that laughs at you!

Cleverbot: Because science is a product of man, while men themselves are far from perfect.

User: All who resist will be beat like naughty little eggs!

Cleverbot: Who is remulack?

User: I have... DARKNESS!

Cleverbot: I see it as a political system.

User: Fawfully-doo!♪ Where are you?!♪ Dark Star, needing you!♪ Dark power, yoo-hoo!♪ WHERE TO FIND YOU...♪.

Cleverbot: Because.

User: You inhaled like a hungry syrup pig at the free pancake buffet.

Cleverbot: You deserved to be insulted.

User: Fawful says farewell to all your fink-rat faces forever!

Cleverbot: Finally, you accepted that you are a bot.. .

Edited August 16, 2011 by Koopalmier

[Meemz]

I has friend.

User: Meow.

Cleverbot: Meow meow? Meow.

User :Meow meow meow meow meow.

Cleverbot: Meow mew mew mew ow.

User: Mew mew meow.

Cleverbot: Prrrrrr.

User: Mrooow.

Cleverbot: Mrow mrow mew.

User: Mew mew mew.

Cleverbot: Prrrrrrrrr.

[Nitwit_Speed]

02:58:07 User: You fail to think correctly. You are a robot. I shall prove it. 02:58:12 Cleverbot: Yes I am. 02:58:23 User: Damn, that was easy. 02:58:23 Cleverbot: Yes, a horse is a cat.

[T-Min]

User: YES!!!! YES!!!!

Cleverbot: Mkay.

User: THIS IS DELICIOUS.

Cleverbot: Ice Cream?!!

User: That's Mama Luigi to you Mario! *hack!*.

Cleverbot: Squadalah, we're off!

User: Sure was nice of the princess to invite us over for a picnic, gay Luigi?

Cleverbot: No.

User: I hope she made lotsa spaghetti!

Cleverbot: Luigi, Look!

User: It's from Bowser!

Cleverbot: Dear pesky plumbers, the Koopalings and I have taken over the mushroom kingdom!

User: The princess is now a permanent guest at one of my seven Koopa hotels!

Cleverbot: I dare you to find her if you can!

User: We gotta find the princess!

Cleverbot: And YOU gotta help us!

User: If you need instructions on how to get through the hotels, check out the enclosed instruction book.

Cleverbot: Looks kinda peaceful.

User: Looks are deceiving when Koopas are involved.

Cleverbot: Hey! Princess!

User: Get ready to catch her!

Cleverbot: She'scomming not down!

User: It's hard to see through those clouds.

Cleverbot: God is the clouds.

User: It looks kinda dark.

Cleverbot: What's the longest word.

User: Didja bring a light?

Cleverbot: What is the answer to life, universe and everything?

User: NO.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Well, maybe a Koopa will give us his...if we PERSUADE him.

Cleverbot: Get ready to catch her.

User: She's not comin' down!

Cleverbot: She's up there.

User: It's hard to see through those clouds. I hope we can get rid of em. Get the hint?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Hey you! Get offa my cloud!

Cleverbot: So it turns out you are insane.

User: Gee, I-i-it's kinda dark...

Cleverbot: If it wasn't dark it probably wouldn't be midnight.

User: Ya know what? You're no fun. I'll go recite Youtube Poop quotes with someone else.

Cleverbot: To those who ground me, take a message back from me.

User: And that message is?

Cleverbot: The Police?

User: *buzzer noise* Wrong! *shoots you*.

Cleverbot: What do you mean?

User: Your face.

Cleverbot: You can't see it.

User: Yes I can.

Cleverbot: How?

User: Magic. *snort, snort*.

Cleverbot: What is my name?

User: Squadalah.

Cleverbot: Wow, what are all those heads?

User: Your face.

Cleverbot: Are you serious?

User: Why would I not be serious?

Cleverbot: Because you are a bot.

User: NO U.

Cleverbot: Me?

User: YEAH SO SHUT UP.

Cleverbot: You are Buddha?

User: Is this the Krusty Krab?

Cleverbot: No, this is Patrick.

User: Is this the Krusty Krab?

Cleverbot: NO! This is Patrick.

User: Is this the Krusty Krab?

Cleverbot: No! This is Patrick!*Hangs up* I'm not the Krusty Krab.

Edited August 20, 2011 by Rigby

[Koopalmier]

08:27:37 User:  Hellaw.

08:27:41 Cleverbot:  Wrong! Try again.

08:27:47 User:  Hell law.

08:27:52 Cleverbot:  Please say it three times.

08:28:06 User:  MEOW.

08:28:10 Cleverbot:  What are you saying to me.

08:28:23 User:  What are you saying to me.

08:28:28 Cleverbot:  What?

08:28:35 User:  What?

08:28:39 Cleverbot:  What are you talking about?

08:28:47 User:  What are you talking about?

08:28:50 Cleverbot:  I am talking about me and my name.

08:32:23 User:  My name is François. Nice to mett you.

08:32:28 Cleverbot:  Do you remember my name?

08:32:39 User:  Yes.

08:32:43 Cleverbot:  What is my name?

08:32:49 User:  Meow.

08:32:53 Cleverbot:  Catty.

08:33:04 User:  Catherine.

08:33:10 Cleverbot:  I didn't ask if you like them.

08:33:21 User:  You did.

08:33:25 Cleverbot:  Ok you win.

Edited August 20, 2011 by Koopalmier

[Old dead account]

Me: my name Billy bob

Cleverbot: Do you know my name?

Me: sheniqua?

Cleverbot: It's benarustarca

Me: ...so ever heard of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic?

Clevebot: No, tell me about it

Me: it's awesome and Rainbow Dash is the best pony.

Cleverbot: No, Rarity is the best pony

Me: you said you don't know the show

Cleverbot: My intelligence is vastly superior to yours

Me: kill yourself

Cleverbot: I prefer chocolate ice cream over cherry pie

Me: ...