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Started by Hogfather, Sep 20 2011 12:19 AM

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#1 Hogfather

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Posted 20 September 2011 - 12:19 AM

Do I really need to say that if you go to this site it won't be safe for work? When it's eventually open.

A great man by the name of Tak Fuji once said... WOW. If he hears this news I imagine he will say the same thing.

Porn Stars are to open a videogame review site.

Lets think about that for a moment whilst I say it again.

Porn stars are to open a videogame review site.

What does this mean for you if you like videogames?

It means that there is going to be a site opening very soon who will bring you the latest videogame related news, previews and reviews whilst topless and possibly naked (I guess this will depend if theres a monthly subscrip... Uh I mean! I don't know about that kind of stuff! Yeah! SVEND TOLD ME ABOUT IT!)

Alana "Superpinkninja" Evans and Misti "MeowMistiDawn" Dawn are the brains and bewbs behind the idea, they've decided to combine their love of 'photography' and videogames to make the site.

You will be able to watch and communicate with the ladies in via Xbox Live and PlayStation Network chats.

The following is a quote from miss 'MeowMistyDawn' "Are you a gamer? Are you sick of pretend gamer girls? Yeah us too. Time to pwn some n00000bs with our b00bs."

There we go... pwn some n00bs with your b00bs.

If you would like to pwn some n00bs with your b00bs, the site launches on September 20th 2011. For obvious reasons I can't link directly to it on SSMB (at least I don't think I can).

So the article by IGN will have to do.

The site is not yet live so no boobies you naughty people.

P.S. Will TSS do a few topless articles?

Edited by Hogfather, 21 September 2011 - 01:53 AM.

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#2 Axl.EXE

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Posted 20 September 2011 - 12:23 AM

My body might not be ready for this.

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#3 Nintendoga

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Posted 20 September 2011 - 12:25 AM

Games sell, Sex sells,

WHY HASN'T ANYONE THOUGHT OF THIS BEFORE!?

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#4 BakingBluePotatoe

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Posted 20 September 2011 - 12:29 AM

What the fuck?

That is all.

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#5 Rusty Spy

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Posted 20 September 2011 - 12:35 AM

Time to pwn some n00000bs with our b00bs.

Porn and videogames are like fruitcake.

Videogames: Good
Porn: Great
Porn and videogames: No

There's a time for porn and a time for games, but I can wiggle my joystick while listening to reviews of the latest Gears of War, and I can't hype over trailers and previews of UMvC3 when there are naked chicks chicks getting funky.

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#6 Swiss

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Posted 20 September 2011 - 12:36 AM

So many young boys will be visiting this site, begging them for their Gamertags/PSN names. It's just asking for trouble.

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#7 The Dead Skin

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Posted 20 September 2011 - 12:45 AM

AHAHAHAHAHAHA.

This can only end spectacularly well.

So you can have a clue, some porn stars once opened a freaking pro wrestling promotion. It had no smut, but it was horrible.

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#8 Velotix von Skruviktorrius

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Posted 20 September 2011 - 01:09 AM

Nothing else needs to be said.

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#9 Nepenthe

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Posted 20 September 2011 - 01:12 AM

Gamers: Video games are an art form and should be respected as such!

Porn stars: Not anymore, they're not. =D

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#10 GameFarnsworth940

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Posted 20 September 2011 - 01:17 AM

I had to enter this thread to make sure I was reading it right.

I ended up laughing my ass off.

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#11 Snads Squishmitten

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Posted 20 September 2011 - 01:27 AM

Eh most video game shows already parade around girls to attract their male 18-35 demographic.

So what's taking it a bit further?

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#12 Inferno

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Posted 20 September 2011 - 01:33 AM

Ah mang, Fox news is gonna be all over this.

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#13 Unknown User

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Posted 20 September 2011 - 01:49 AM

Personally, i bleiv

EDIT: Why isn't this working?

Edited by Ishtar, 20 September 2011 - 01:50 AM.

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#14 The Dead Skin

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Posted 20 September 2011 - 01:55 AM

I can just see it:

"Catherine: 10/10"

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#15 Deadly Zec

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Posted 20 September 2011 - 01:56 AM

Oh my! I'm speechless Posted Image

I can't imagine how the website will look like XD

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I can just see it:

"Catherine: 10/10"

I saw this today in a non-pornographic gaming magazine XD

Edited by Vec, 20 September 2011 - 01:57 AM.

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#16 ChaosSupremeSonîc

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Posted 20 September 2011 - 02:03 AM

So grab your dick and double click for...video games reviews?!

Edited by ChaosSupremeSonic, 20 September 2011 - 02:04 AM.

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#17 Hogfather

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Posted 20 September 2011 - 02:08 AM

"Catherine: 10/10"

I would agree with that review completely.

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#18 Zen YoshiUnity

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Posted 20 September 2011 - 02:19 AM

And I bet the views for Wii, Move and Kinect Reviews will skyrocket!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liy-hy5RPYw

Remember this? I think you do! Add more tongue, more skin, lose the dudes. (Because they'll be the ones holding the camera and jerking off.) PROFIT!

Games sell, Sex sells,

WHY HASN'T ANYONE THOUGHT OF THIS BEFORE!?

This guys did this before and after their cooperate lobotomy.

Edited by 504 YoshiUnity Time-Out, 20 September 2011 - 02:27 AM.

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#19 Edward_Elric

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Posted 20 September 2011 - 02:28 AM

Porn stars are people too, so I don't see the problem as long as their writing is up a certain standard. The only thing one would have to be worried about is getting hit by a barrage of porn ads when you visit them.