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#1 iVYRAVE

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Posted 27 October 2011 - 07:21 PM

During the late 1990's-2000's German companies Phoenix games and Dingo Pictures stole the stories from famous childrens animated films (e.g. Anastasia, 101 Dalmations) and turned them into some of the worst animations ever to grace the earth, before turning them into PS1 games to sell to the public.
How bad are these animations? well on the terrible scale I'd sell whoever created this is the Tommy Wiseau of animation (minus the whole narcissm thing he had going on)
Don't believe me just take a look at this

This is ripping off Disney's 101 Dalmatians, so bad it is hilarious.
My parents actually bought this game for me (well it is a game as it includes some puzzles and stuff, basic stuff you would find in the extras on a Disney DVD) and for some reason I liked it (I was a weird child)

Does anyone else have memories of these horrible games?

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Posted 27 October 2011 - 07:29 PM

lol I remember them being on sale and thinking "Wow that looks like absolute crap." So this is the first time I've ever seen them.

*watches the first few seconds*

wow... these are... lol wow... these are quite... unique.

"One of these days I'll beat him up so bad he won't know who he is" WOW! Check out the brain damage! WHOA!"

@ 9.22 Whats wrong with their eyes!? And why are they humping his legs!?

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Posted 27 October 2011 - 07:56 PM

Haha I was watching some of this stuff earlier thanks to TVTropes.



OH SHIT

Some of these voices are amazing. As in, amazingly bad. Infact, this whole thing goes past so bad it's good to being so bad it's horrible, then becomes so horrible, it's hilarious!

#4 VizardJeffhog

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Posted 27 October 2011 - 08:27 PM

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They could've AT LEAST put some effort..

Also, reason why it's called Dalmatians 3 is because it's a D2 port to the PS2, then there's one for the PS3.. just checked on TVTropes.

Now excuse me while I try to pluck my eyes out of their sockets with forks.

#5 iVYRAVE

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Posted 27 October 2011 - 08:39 PM

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That's what we all want to know. How the hell did this get past censors/Disney?
Fact: We all know that the lion in Animal Soccer world is obviously a rip off of Disney's Simba but did you know that Disney's Simba is a rip off of Osamu Tezuka's Kimba? So this lion is a rip off of a rip off!

Edited by iVYRAVE, 27 October 2011 - 08:51 PM.


#6 VizardJeffhog

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Posted 27 October 2011 - 08:49 PM

That's what we all want to know. How the hell did this get past censors/Disney?

Maybe because this cheapskated attempt to rip 'em off is barely even profitable and Disney's possibly laughing their asses off at this.

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Posted 27 October 2011 - 09:28 PM

That's what we all want to know. How the hell did this get past censors/Disney?
Fact: We all know that the lion in Animal Soccer world is obviously a rip off of Disney's Simba but did you know that Disney's Simba is a rip off of Osamu Tezuka's Kimba? So this lion is a rip off of a rip off!

Simba isn't a rip-off of Kimba, the WHITE lion, it was just a coincidence, this was settled years ago, drop it.

Man, the animation is horrible enough, I can't imagine playing through this crap.

Edited by A Match in Oil Ocean Zone, 27 October 2011 - 09:29 PM.


#8 iVYRAVE

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Posted 27 October 2011 - 09:35 PM




YOU ARE TEARING ME APART BAGHEERA!

#9 VizardJeffhog

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Posted 28 October 2011 - 12:32 AM

Okay, so they raped Dalmatians and Lion King. What else? ._.

#10 iVYRAVE

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Posted 28 October 2011 - 05:39 PM

Okay, so they raped Dalmatians and Lion King. What else? ._.

Quite a lot of them including Anastasia, The Jungle Book and the Hunchback of Notre Dame

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Posted 28 October 2011 - 06:00 PM

Quite a lot of them including Anastasia, The Jungle Book and the Hunchback of Notre Dame

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Oh dear spaghetti monster. How bad are we talking about?

#12 iVYRAVE

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Posted 28 October 2011 - 06:06 PM



Look at how historically inaccurate this is.

#13 JonoD

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Posted 28 October 2011 - 06:43 PM

Ahh Dingo Pictures... Their stuff is hilariously poor as is seen by the videos posted here. But... here is something to take the theoretical cake. They love reusing animation and characters too... I present... Animal Soccer World.



Hilarity in both VA work and animation.

#14 iVYRAVE

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Posted 28 October 2011 - 08:02 PM



Guess what this is ripping off?
Look at it! Look at the Gameboy!
THE LINE IS A DOT TO THEM!

Edited by iVYRAVE, 28 October 2011 - 08:11 PM.


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Posted 28 October 2011 - 08:18 PM

OH GOD, MY EYES/EARS/BRAIN

Are this... atrocity of a company still active today?

#16 iVYRAVE

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Posted 28 October 2011 - 08:24 PM

OH GOD, MY EYES/EARS/BRAIN

Are this... atrocity of a company still active today?

Probably not, I only saw their "games" for the PS1, I didn't know that there was some for the PS2, that's an achievement!

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Posted 28 October 2011 - 08:26 PM

Probably not, I only saw their "games" for the PS1, I didn't know that there was some for the PS2, that's an achievement!

Oh thank god, they're dead.

Let's celebrate! I'll grill some meat harvested from the featured characters in said "films"/"games" or whatever the hell they're supposed to be.

Edited by VizardJeffhog, 28 October 2011 - 08:26 PM.


#18 Scott

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Posted 28 October 2011 - 09:26 PM

I was on the website yesterday, they offer services to "create" a cartoony character for companies (doub't anyone calls them) and they have trailers of all their "original" work and such, seemsto look active, though, with todays age in gaming, I can understand why any new "original" material wouldn't get on the shelves xD

#19 iVYRAVE

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Posted 29 October 2011 - 11:58 AM

I was on the website yesterday, they offer services to "create" a cartoony character for companies (doub't anyone calls them) and they have trailers of all their "original" work and such, seemsto look active, though, with todays age in gaming, I can understand why any new "original" material wouldn't get on the shelves xD

They're still around?! How is that possible, Disney would have sued them into bankruptcy by now!

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Posted 29 October 2011 - 10:42 PM

They're still around?! How is that possible, Disney would have sued them into bankruptcy by now!


Surprisenly they haven't, and I woudn't be surprised if Disney didn't know they existed xD





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