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[Solkia]

ONE FINE DAY, TAILS WAS WORKING ON ANOTHER STUPID DEVICE THAT HE’LL ONLY USE ONCE, WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN:

SONIC: YO! TAILS! BRO!

TAILS: HI SONIC, WHAT’S UP HOMESLICE?

SONIC: DUDE, YOU’LL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT I JUST SAW, LIKE, SERIOUSLY.

TAILS: WHAT DID YOU SEE

SONIC: A NEW CHILLIDOG STAND IS OPEN DOWNTOWN THAT SELLS CHILLIDOGS

TAILS: YEAH, SO?

SONIC: MADE. FROM. REAL. DOGS.

TAILS: HOLY SHIT, SERIOUSLY?! WHAT BREEDS DO THEY SERVE?

SONIC: YOU HAVE A CHOICE BETWEEN SAMOYED MEAT AND HUSKY MEAT.

TAILS: OMG! SAMOYEDS AND HUSKIES ARE ADORABLE! THEY MUST TASTE DELICIOUS!

*authors note: they actually taste like shit.*

SONIC: YEAH MAN! LETS GET GOING!

SO SONIC AND TAILS WENT DOWNTOWN TO THE NEW CHILLIDOG STAND, BUT AN UNEXPECTED GUEST WOULD BE WAITING FOR THEIR ARRIVAL. ALTHOUGH, THEY REALLY SHOULD SEE THIS FATASS COMING BY NOW.

???: WELL IF IT ISN’T SONIC!

SONIC: EGGMAN! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? WHAT EVIL SCHEME DID YOU PULL OUT OF YOUR ASS THIS TIME?!?!

EGGMAN: NOTHING AT ALL! I WAS JUST SUGGESTING TO THE OWNER THAT HE ALSO ADD AIREDALES TO HIS MENU

SONIC&TAILS: !!!

EGGMAN: …WHAT?

SONIC: EGGMAN, THAT’S UNFORGIVABLE!

TAILS: YEAH! AIREDALES ARE BUTT-UGLY!

SONIC: THAT’S IT EGGMAN! I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DANCE OFF RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW!

EGGMAN: I WILL BE VICTORIOUS THIS TIME SONIC!

SO SONIC PROCEEDED TO PULL A BOOMBOX OUT OF HIS ASS AND IT STARTED PLAYING “RED MOUNTAIN, PART 2”. THEY DANCED AND DANCED WITH ALL THEIR MIGHT FOR ABOUT 30 MINUTES. IT WAS A VERY CLOSE BATTLE, AND ONLY THE CHILLIDOG VENDOR COULD BE THE ONE TO DECIDE THE WINNER.

SONIC: SO POPS, WHO IS THE WINNER?

VENDOR: HUH? SORRY, I WASN’T WATCHING.

EGGMAN: WELL SHIT.

AND THEN EGGMAN’S FAT IMPLODED AND DESTROYED THE UNIVERSE.

THE END.

Edited by Solkia, 29 March 2012 - 10:50 PM.

[Gaming Misfit]

Before I was worried about Solkia.

Now I'm concerned.

The part that scares me the most is the idea of Sonic pulling a Boombox out of his rear.

Edited by Christopher, 29 March 2012 - 11:02 PM.

[Komodin]

... What the ass is this?

[Ekaje]

Better than most fan-fiction.

[Solkia]

Before I was worried about Solkia.

Now I'm concerned.

The part that scares me the most is the idea of Sonic pulling a Boombox out of his rear.

Why? He does it with Chaos Emeralds all the time o.o

[Chili Dawg]

Better than most fan-fiction.

Better than all fan-fiction.

[Cola]

So

it took you two weeks to post your shitty fanfiction on the forums.


hahaha

[Panda Cero]

The quality of this work is off the charts

Somebody give this man a prize!

[Red Cap-Blue Spikes]

This is, like, the best thing I've ever read. Seriously, this is absolutely brilliant. Like, seriously dude. Seriously.

There needs to be a dramatic reading or dub of this or something.

Edited by Red Cap-Blue Spikes, 29 March 2012 - 11:40 PM.

[Treacher]

...Something tells me that there's a considerable amount of people that would rather have this be in an official game than what the HTF writers have put out so far.

[Stocking Anarchy]

You are brilliant. What was going through your mind when you wrote this?

[Cola]

You are brilliant. What was going through your mind when you wrote this?

It was most certianly my fist


solkia and i fight a lot

[Wooly-Fools]

Solkia. Write a novel.

I will buy it, and it will be the only thing I read ever again...

Edited by Wooly-Rolls, 10 April 2012 - 08:44 PM.

[Jin Hakumen Kisaragi]

Solkia, make babies with me.

[Lamor]

I cried ;_;

[743-E.D. Missile]

I did not think insanity could be described in a single tale. But here it is.