I played WarioWorld for the first time a few days ago, and it made me realize that that chubby, disgusting evil twin is my absolute favorite video game character of all time. I'm like...a huge Zelda fan, have been forever. Love Kirby, Metroid, Pikmin. Hell, throw Pokemon in there, too. If Nintendo's made it, I love it; not to say I don't love non-Ninty games (I'm lookin' at you, Valve and Sega).
But Wario, man. He's just...EXCELLENT. He's a complete dickhole ALL the time, and you know what? He doesn't give a fuck. Because he's Wario, and you'll do what he wants you to, or he'll beat the tar out of you, with no remorse. No gritty back story, no moral dilemma; Wario wants his fucking money and he wants it RIGHT. FUCKING. NOW.
Way I see it, Wario, one day, saw Mario (to whom he is of ambiguous relation), and said, "Hey, that Mario guy's pretty great. Maybe if I dress like him, everone'll think Wario's a pretty cool guy too." After a few days, he realized, "You know, I don't need to be Mario to be a badass. I'm Wario, and I'm the world's sexiest billionaire." Then he stole Mario's shit and ran with it. He literally stole the Mario Land franchise.
Mario Land? Fuck that shit. It's called Wario Land now, bitch, and that's MR. Wario Land to you.
Wario has starred in several games since his introduction in Super Mario Land 2, and I think the video gaming world is better for it. I mean, yeah, Waluigi's a pretty cool guy, eh too bad Waluigi Times and doesn't afraid of anything.
But Wario's the best."
Wario has since given me a fresh outlook on life: one where I'm seven billion times better than everyone else. What about you? What villains have had an effect on you/are generally badass?
Edited by HyperMetalWario, 09 August 2012 - 06:53 PM.