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[Place]

~SUEVILLE~
Initial Idea by Place/Seaside Hill
Written by Place, T-Man, Blue Wisp, and Cola

Welcome to Sueville, where everyone is a Mary Sue.

Founded by Marilyn Original Sue and Garrison Donsteal Stu in the early 2000s, Sueville is a place for the Internet's populous abominations to gather and carry out their shitty effortless lives.

Here in Sueville, crime rates are low, due to almost everyone in the city bearing all the powers and abilities under the sun. Got a longing desire to gently caress an official character? Copies of the original, beloved characters from original, beloved franchises are manufactured every day at Duplex Inc. so that our more lovebound Sues are free to marry them and have all the children they desire. It's pretty much the most perfect little goddamn city you could ever lay eyes on! Well in any case, we're just honored to welcome you as a respected citizen of Sueville, ridiculous powers and all.
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Sueville is an affectionate parody of mediocre to awful fan characters produced by people with perhaps too much free time for their own good. The series will follow a group of main character Sues, however only two exist as of now. Some quick bios:

Ashley the Hedgehog is a preppy, obnoxious Sue that is married to Sonic 5372, and has had 5 "beautiful" children with him. However, she is not satisfied with the clone, and is on a mad stalker quest to find the real Sonic.

Darkskull the Hedgechidna is a gothic Sue. Due to being cursed by the Death Ring of Darkness, he has the power to kill anything or anyone, just by pointing at them. He looks like Sonic, with the only difference being that he has Knuckles' tail and is adorned with stereotypical gothic shit. Also anime hair.

This will not do, however. We need many, MANY more Sues. And that's where YOU come in!

YOU, fellow SSMB members, YOU are the one specially made for the job. Your task is to help us add more Sues to OUR STORY so we can MAKE A COMMUNITY OF SUES made by your keyboard! Easy task eh? We'll steal it and claim copyright for them too!All submitted Sues will appear in the fanfiction, and are guaranteed more than one appearance.

Thanks a bunch for reading, and on behalf of our noble city, Welcome to Sueville!

Edited by Seaside Hill Zone, 20 August 2012 - 06:09 PM.

[Anti Alias]

Sonic PPC unite.

[Dejablue]

Jasper the Hedgebat guardian of valor

Jasper is a wise Hedgehog/Bat hybrid who has lived for thousands of years. Way back when Tikal was still alive. He was knighted by the ancients at 15 which gave him eternal life and youth. He is in love with Amy whom he rescued when Eggman held her hostage at his secret desert base. It is in that base where Jasper slept in a dark crypt that broke open when Sonic n Co rushed into the base to fight Eggman. Sonic won but only with Jasper's help and Amy immediately fell in love with him.

Now Jasper is one of Sonic's closest friends and he also spend much time with Knuckles telling him stories about his old clan and Tikal. Also because he is so wise he helps the Chaotix with their detective agency.

Jasper is Knuckles' Godfather since he raised Knuckles as an infant when his parents died. But then Jasper was called away by the ancients to do some secret work so he put Knuckles in the safest place on Angel Island under a deep sleep and hid the Master Emerald so no one would find it.

His sword is made out of the strongest materials in the universe and he can fly at super sonic speeds.

EDIT: Oh lol I forgot his Appearance.

He sort of looks like Rouge only without the breasts and has long swooping bangs. And he wears the same outfits those dudes from Assassins Creed wear. And his fur color is brownish orange with purple high lights on the tips of his ears and hair.

(Lol I dunno is this good enough?)

Edited by Dejablue, 21 August 2012 - 11:47 PM.

[THE BABY]

Syrynys the Hydgyhyg: A super awesome female hedgehog. Sonic ditched Amy because of how much he loved her (or at least, a clone created to do so did), but she doesn't care because she's half-robot and madly in love with Metal Sonic.

Powers: All of Metal Sonic's copy abilities, but permanent (so she has any power that any Sonic character has ever), Flight

Appearance: Teal-blue Sonic recolor with dumb shoes and anime hair on top. Insane amount of piercings Given boobs and miniskirt/tubetop combo to look female. Has robotic, Metal Sonic-like eyes (TO INDICATE THAT SHE IS PART ROBOT).

Her purpose in life is to kill Shadow the Hedgehog, that's why she was created because Shadow killed her entire family when he lived on the ARK. Eggman robotized her to make her loyal, but it didn't work because of her mystical aura of greatness. She copied the power of the Chaos Emeralds so she can go Super without them.

How about that?

[Dejablue]

Lol why do so many female OC's do the pants with tubetop/spaghetti strap combination. I rarely see skirts oddly enough.

[Alex2Beta]

You know? Why not, bored anyway.

Sam the Hedgefox from planet Altarkararkufhsoduff:


Sam used to have Parents, his father was Andrew the Squirrel and his mother was Roach the oversized-caterpillar.
(Mind you, he wasn't adopted :V )
Sam would always look up to his father and chin, because Andrew possessed the chin of Elite force and power that could bend space and time, and unless someone replaced his shaving cream with a brand he hates, there would be no way to defeat him..But thats when Darkdude the Darkhog walked into Sam's house, Darkdude was once Andrews friend, but they cut ties due to their unexplained hatred for eachother that will never see the light and day. Regadless, Darkdude one day walked into Sam's house and told everyone "Darkness and soul, mix my...Er...Fuck, I hate rhymes" and at the split second, he ran up to Andrew and shaved him continuously with a rusty shaving razor; "DARKDUDE STOP THE PAIN!" as Andrew began to die of shock, and shortly after Andrew's death, Darkdude walks off through the door saying to Sam "You're next~" with a happy smile.

After a few days, Sam met Knuckles and became best friends EVAR with him at a convenience store, but one day he found out about the Master Emerald, and Knuckles said "No,No..You're my AWZUMEST FRIAND, so go ahead..", as Sam approached the Emerald he gained freaky mad bro powers that utilize not only all the Emeralds, but can even drain life from beards! But shortly he finds the ghost of his father tell him that he must avenge him, so gives him even more freaky mad bro powers of awesome beards, and becomes one with all hair growth.

As Sam parts ways with Knuckles, he finds out that it wasn't actually Knuckles, but Darkdude disguised using red paint!
"Y did u dew dis mang!?1!!1?" Said Sam.
"It's complicated, but I am your Son from the future, and long lost brother and I love you!" Said Darkdude.
But the next day,something horrible happened to Darkdude at a highway and no one knows what.

Overall, Sam has control of hair outside and inside, powers to use the Emeralds, unexplained knowledge of other races from other worlds, has a crush on Rouge and begs to one day find her and do horrible things to her, and finally; has the ability to fly/run fast/glide

Oh, forgot about how he looks:
Has a mix of Orange,Blue and Red fur. Has purple eyes, looks exactly like Sonic only with 2 tails.
Has literally green shoes with blue socks, and has chain-mail gloves.
Wears a fake chin to please the ghost of him father. (It doesn't)

Wait, forgot his shitty traits:

Spoiler

-He only laughs at his own shitty jokes
-if anyone is better than him, than he will request a duel.
-If anyone ever took his canned shaving cream, he would summon his fathers ghoast to run on a rampage.
-He usually stalks Rouge whenever she is at her home, whenever that happens, you will hear the sound of policemen take him to jail as he screams.
-He can never cry, no one knows why.
-He likes Sonic so much, that he wants to make his own successor to him one day.

Man, what have I done indeed. :U

Edited by Alex2beta, 22 August 2012 - 12:41 AM.

[Wraith]

Jessica the Hedgehog, the OTHER Ultimate Life forn

Long lost prototype of the ultimate life, created incase shadow got out of hand, Jessica has all of Shadow's powers and more. She's also madly in love with him and toattly understands his, liek, pain and stuff.


She can also go super, and hyper, and Shadow, who has shown multiple times that he only give a fuck about Rouge and Omega gets all nervous and weak in the knees around her because he luvs her FOR SOME REASON.

And Rouge hates her and is toattly jelly of her and shadow's twu wuve because she's a gigantic bitch.

And Omega is her friend and likes her a lot FOR SOME REASON.

she's team darks 4th member and she's liek tottly awesome. and she can go super and hyper because FOR SOME REASON.

She looks like amy but with black fur and red highlights on her quills. And she wears a tank top and a skirt

Edited by Waterwraith, 22 August 2012 - 12:31 AM.

[Dejablue]

FOR SOME REASON! Oh the laziness mysterious mystery.

[Shrek]

Is it too late to enter? Eh, I guess I'll post mine anyway, I've always wanted to kill a few Brain-Cells.

INTRODUCING... Kill-Face the Vampire Demon-Hog!

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Backstory
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Kill-Face was another one of the 1,000 prototypes made for the Ultimate Lifeform, and he's the best. Dr. Gerald and Black Doom were trying to make the most Evil Hedgehog ever...and it worked too! Kill-Face was made from Satan's toe-nail clippings, a First-Edition Copy of Mein Kampf (Signed by Hitler's Dog, Blondi!), the Disembodied Screams of Thousands of drowning Orphans, and a cup of love Blu-Ray copy of Norbit! Though, the most EVIL ingredient by far was a Charleston Chew Chocolate Bar, the most evil piece of candy on the face of the Earth!

After realizing that Kill-Face was TOO powerful, Dr. Gernads sent him into deep space, hoping that he would never return again! Though, Dr. Geroober was horribly wrong, because instead of going into deep-space, Kill-Face was sent onto the Rock-N-Roll Moonbase, that wasn't actually on the moon! On the moonbase, Kill-Face was trained by the Rock-N-Roll legends of Space/Time, like Elvis Presley, and Tupac! ...For some reason. After his training was complete, Kill-Face became the best Guitar player in the universe. He used his guitar-powers to summon a meteor, and he then jumped on the meteor and rode it like a majestic donkey. He then played a groovy-tune on his Electric Guitar named, "Snicker-Doodle", and after that he killed Dr. Gerfubber even though he created him in the first place. Because he's just that evil.

After this amazing journey, he settled down on Planet-Earth, joining Sonic and his league of Super-Friends, trying to kill Dr. Eggman. I know what you're thinking, I said he was evil, right? Well, he had a dream that he was having a tea party with Abe Lincoln under the sea, so he thought it was an Omen and became a good guy. After this he started a Heavy-Metal band and became the richest guy in the history of forever. Though, just because he's rich doesn't mean he's happy, because he's really emotional and deep! Sometimes, he just sits in the corner and cries all day. He's that deep. Keep your pants on, ladies!
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Powers
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Besides his ungodly Rock-N-Roll skill, Kill-Face is also gnarly and super powerful. Did you think Super Forms are cool? If you do, you're a scrub! Kill-Face only has the power to turn into a Dark-Form, but he doesn't have to turn it on. He's constantly in his Dark-Form, all the time! Also, he can summon Astral Meteors with his guitar, which can crush anybody! Also, he has every other power ever made that I didn't mention by name!
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Appearance
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Kill-Face looks exactly like Shadow...except way more tubular. He's got tricked-out muscles, his hair is way longer and has more red (Because red is the manliest color of the Rainbow!), pierced-nipples, and he never wears clothes, ever. He's just that cool.

[Place]

Hey Suevillians*PUN*, just dropping in to say that there's absolutely no deadline for submitting Sues, as the fanfiction is ongoing and will use them as necessary.

We'll be sure you keep you posted with more on the project, and perhaps some handsome concept art!

[Dejablue]

Lol are you getting your characters from other forums as well? You might not be able to squeeze much from this place. Nobody talks about fan characters here in a good or negative way. They just don't ever come up.

[Place]

Lol are you getting your characters from other forums as well? You might not be able to squeeze much from this place. Nobody talks about fan characters here in a good or negative way. They just don't ever come up.

Good question. Honestly that thought had never come to mind, but it may be worth a shot. Thanks!

Also, have a sloppy, sleep-deprived mock-up of Darkskull the Hedgechidna.

[Mr. Awesomest]

I would like to add the obligatory GANJA DA HEDGEHOG.

He was born from Amy, immediately after she found out Sonic had donated to a sperm bank. As such, he has SUPER SPEED X2 (that;s lightspeed), he's as annoying as Amy on period, and the physics of the realm he is currently residing in does not apply to him. He came back to the present for no reason whatsoever, and his means of doing so is unknown. Perhaps he did so because Mighty said so, and Mighty said so because of an event that was around the time of Ganja's birth. Mighty punched him in the neck and killed him so hard, he did the opposite and multiplied a million times. They all shared the same consciousness (wasn't much to share), and were able to recall every other Ganja death and all the things they heard. They didn't get to really hear anything because they were already dead. Basically ADHD incarnite, he's hated by all by his immense bitchyness. Whenever Sonic and his friends would slay him, another would seem to take his place, and that will be taken into account here since it seems to happen a lot.

[Dejablue]

Are we allowed to post more than one?