Winnie the Pooh's Home Run Derby

[Place]

Pray tell SSMB, have I ever told you the definition of insanity?

 

Winnie the Pooh's Home Run Derby is a Japanese flash game starring the beloved cast of the Hundred Acre Woods all geared up for a friendly game of baseball. Can't go wrong with something that simple, right?

OH YES YOU CAN.

Every new stage is an increasing battle of psychological warfare. Every round you play is a test of sanity and perseverance. Every swing becomes the new tensest moment of life yet experienced.
And every time you think it just can't get any worse, it totally does.
 

I may or may not be exaggerating, but you have to remember that this game was meant to be played by CHILDREN. As of this topic's creation, only one known source has proof of defeating the 8th and final round (Christopher Robin), a testament to the game's extreme difficulty, which is comparable to the likes of Spongebob's Boat-O-Cross and QWOP. Props if you can power out the game up to Stage 6, but no one's complaining if the challenge at that point becomes too great.

 

Basically if you can manage to legitimately beat the game, you are much more than human.

 

Play along! Come on, the fun starts here!

http://disney.kids.yahoo.co.jp/game/pooh.html

 

[KHCast]

Just got to say, your avi works so mug with the tone your taking with this topic!

[sonfan1984]

Funny how it looks like a cute and innocent children game until I clicked on the link.

[Blue Wisp]

I got to Owl.

I couldn't beat him.

 

This game is most likely developed by Dark Soul's developers.

[Wraith]

You don't know hell until you've spent a mere hour on this game. It takes all the negative emotion mankind is able to muster, condenses it into digital format, and slaps a goddamn overweight bear on it.

[Jango]

That's casual games for japanese children

[Sonic the Hedgehog in 3D]

There's an English version, for those of you who want to understand everything:
http://www.y8.com/games/winnie_the_poohs_home_run_derby

[super saiyan weegee]

Basically if you can manage to legitimately beat the game, you are much more than human.

So, we'll become Japanese? 

[Nix]

I...

 

I don't even.  

 

This game man.  I haven't been this mad at a game since Twilight Sparkle Falls Down the Stairs: The Game.

 

And this game is so much worse, oh god is it worse.  Owl's a cheating bastard.

 

Someone hug me.

Edited January 4, 2013 by Pinkamina

[goku262002]

Dunkey gave it a try and....well....

This game is a nightmare. someone better save this version before Disney gets whiff of this and forces a change of difficulty. Edited January 4, 2013 by goku262002

[Chibinuva]

Alright, time to play this shit.
Tomorrow I'm going to play through Sonic 06.
Saturday I'm going to watch through every episode of FLCL.
This way I can do a comparison, make a scale from greatest to least, and figure out which is the best to use as a baseline for insanity.
And now I must play. For science. You monster.

[Your Vest Friend]

But...this video makes it look so easy.

 

Edited January 4, 2013 by VEDJ-F

[Endy]

First meme of 2013, confirmed?

[Jacky]

only the dead can know peace from this evil

yeah upgrading is key to winning this shitfuck, some how


 

[McGroose]

Tried it for about 10 minutes, and than I left.

Why exactly is this game a spawn of Satan again?

[super saiyan weegee]

Keep playing, and you'll find out...

[goku262002]

Tried it for about 10 minutes, and than I left.

Why exactly is this game a spawn of Satan again?

You quit before you met any sort of real challenge.

I finally got past the Demon's apprentice, Tigger, and went head to head with Chris Satan himself. I don't know how that guy did it in the video, but god damn I can't beat him.

Be fore warned that a terrible fight awaits you even if you max out. the battle to end all battles is an understatement...

[Nix]

 

I DID IT.  I beat Owl!

 

HAHAHAHAHA, I'M ON THE PATH TO GLORY, NOTHING WILL STOP M-

 

>Tigger

 

...

 

 

 

[goku262002]

*Image*

 

I DID IT.  I beat Owl!

 

HAHAHAHAHA, I'M ON THE PATH TO GLORY, NOTHING WILL STOP M-

 

>Tigger

 

...

*Video*

Ha! Tigger was child's play compared to Chris. you have no idea what hell you will unleash once you face him.

 

 

[Solkia]

Is this the meme people were talking about?

 

lol this game is fun so far.

[super saiyan weegee]

lol this game is fun so far.

Did you seriously just say that.

[Solkia]

Did you seriously just say that.

Yes? Note I said so far.

[super saiyan weegee]

I know, just...It's funny, considering what comes later.

[FourCartridge]

Ya know, hearing the reactions I seriously came here expecting mind-shattering Pooh psudeo-creepypasta akin to Dirty the Pooh Part III.

 

SSMB, I am disappoint.

 

The game was boring enough to silence any inner sadomasochist I had though. =V Dunkey's video was funny though.

[T-Min]

*ahem* Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to tell you a little story.

 

A story about Hell.

 

And once again I clear my throat. *ahem*

 

I thought I had experienced Hell.

 

 

I thought I had experienced it.

 

Several times.

 

I believe Hell does exist on Earth, waiting to grip a living being in its thick grasp. It grabs hold and then drains you and drains you and drains you until you finally escape, changed forevermore with ten years cut off your life expectancy.

 

And so I thought I had found Hell in many places.

 

I thought I found Hell for the first time here:

 

That. To me, that was Hell. That was the Helliest Hell there was. But Hell wasn't finished with me. From the depths of Hell rose this:

Pure, concentrated Hell. In every word of spoken dialogue, in every lagging of the framerate, in every moronic plot point, there was Hell. Or so I thought.

 

And still Hell had more in store for me.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yKnPbI_xGY, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ohT6DjssO4, to the irreversible corruption of eight years of twisted nostalgia, to oh god get it away right now, I thought Hell had had its way with me. I know I'm going to die because of all this. Soon. But at least, I thought the onslaught was over. I could live out what few remaining years I had in peace.

 

But no.

 

No.

 

 

Little did I know that I had yet to experience Hell in its most concentrated, most vile, most deadly form. I have experienced that today, and it came in the form of this:

 

 

Hell loves to imitate cute things. It tricks you, drawing you in and then lulling you into a false sense of security before smacking you in the face with a giant wall of demonic fetuses. You will not find a wall of demonic fetuses in Pooh's Home Run Derby, but you will find this:

 

(mute if you need to)

 

And so in this I have found true Hell.

 

And in it I shall burn.

 

This simple little game about Winnie the Freaking Pooh has destroyed me. It has drained the last of my life force. I do not have much time left. Already, I feel as though I can't breath and am coaking. My eyes are turning red, my teeth blue. But at least I was able to pass on this message.

 

The last words of The One and Only T-Man.

 

Sayonara, T-Man the Hedgehog...

(*ahem* Imagine Metal Sonic is there instead of Shadow and yeah.)

 

...

 

 

oh god what did I just write I mean seriously is this how tired I am like what[

Edited January 4, 2013 by The One and Only T-Man