[Written Works] Uni's Stories

[Klinsy]

I aspire to be a writer one day, so I made this topic to show off the stories I made so far.

 

Sonic And The Unexciting Event:

Sonic was standing on the top of a building in the middle of some generic city with no name.

"How did I get up here?" Sonic wondered.

While pondering this question, Sonic decided to look around and saw his arch nemesis, Doctor Eggman right in front of the building he was standing on.

Sonic jumped down from the building and conveniently did not land on anyone and did not feel incredible pain from jumping down from a high distance.

"What are you up to, Eggman?!" Sonic asked.

"For pete's sake, I'm just going to the grocery store." Eggman answered.

"Oh." Sonic said in response.

With nothing to do, Sonic just went home and didn't do much for the rest of the day, he never found out how he got on that building and forgot why he went to that city in the first place.

The End.

 

Fine and Dandy, Baby:

 

Horn haired lawyer and shouting expert Apollo Justice was walking out of a courthouse after winning a rather bizarre case and was utterly lost in thought about it.

"Two years of being assigned the strangest cases and I'm still in total disbelief that I had to do a cross-examination on a testimony about ladders vs. step ladders."

Before good ole Apollo could reflect on the case of the different kinds of ladders a bit more, something catches his eye.

A man has appeared in front of him despite not being there before , the man has jacket with a small star with a "D" on it and a sweet head of hair that rivaled Apollo's own.

"Just when I thought this day couldn't get any weirder, don't tempt fate Apollo." Apollo muttered to himself.

The man appears to have a question for Apollo, presumably not where to find red suits and that assumption was correct.

"Why hello there, who are you and how are you?" The kinda mysterious but not really man asked.

"Well, I'm Apollo Justice and and I'm fine!"

"And I'm Dandy!"

Dandy pauses for a bit before saying something else:

"Welp, I've done everything I wanted to do here, later kid."

Dandy goes off somewhere while Apollo watches with the same baffled expression he has in most of his trials.

"Well, this is something to add to the Wright Anything Agency story collection, it will fit alongside Mr. Wright's story of how he fought alongside superheroes in his pink sweater and somehow nobody noticed." Apollo thinks to himself while waiting for a taxi.

Sometime later, Dandy discusses this event with his brave space crew in space.

"Did we really come all the way here just for you to do that?" QT asks the Dandy guy in space.

"Aw, come on, QT, sometimes you got seize the moment and add something great to the universe, a magnificent pun!" Dandy answers.

"Wait, puns? I thought we came here to meet that Wright guy? He's the one who makes those simulation games, right?" Meow asks.

"Wait, Wright? Meow?"
Dandy says in realization.

"Meow, after I fetch some markers and a camera, you're coming along with me on a quest. A quest to add to the Dandy pun legacy, baby!"

 

Bowser buys his own Amiibo:

 

"Kamek, come here, we're going to do something today." The King Of Awesome Bowser Koopa declared.

"Yes, sire, what shall it be, cleverly kidnap Princess Peach?" Kamek asked.

"Nope." Bowser responded.

"Cause terror all over Toad Town?" Kamek asked.

"Nah." Bowser answered

"... Punch Wario?" A confused Kamek asked the last thing that came to mind.

"If we have the time but that's not it either, today we're going shoping!" Bowser finally reveals the plot.

"Shopping? Sire, you know everytime we do that we usually get fined." Kamek pointed out.

"I think we'll get a discount because we are more or less buying my likeness, I'm talking about buying my Amiibo!" Bowser proudly yelled.

"An Amiibo?" Is Kamek ever going stop asking questions?

"Yes, and with your make things grow magic, I can make it a statue! A statue with color, baby!"
Bowser said.

"Did you just call me baby?" Kamek rightfully asked.

"Um, no I didn't, remind me to never do that again."
Bowser embarssily asked.

"But wouldn't that crush the gamepad?" Kamek came up with another question.

"Pah! The thing insists I can only get to level 50 anyways, everybody knows I'm level 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999."

"Is that a real num-"

"Anyways, enough with the jibber jabber and let's get going, I know a place where we can get one without causing much of a ruckus."

The Koopa King said as he got in his clown car and departed.

"Welcome to Peaceful Pit's Electronics!"
A happy Pit says to his customers until he saw who they are.

"You guys? What do you want?!"

Pit shouted in surprise.

"We need the Amiibo, right now."

Bowser stated

"Which one? King Dedede?"
Pit said as the actual King Dedede came around.

"Uh uh, son, dat dere Amiibo belongs to me!"
Dedede was in a Right Back At Ya mood.

"I don't even want it, I want one of me!"
Bowser shouted.

"Why you! How dare you not want a figure of me?!"

Dedede stirs up a conflict.

"Now, now, we're at Peaceful Pit's, remember?"
Pit trying to calm down the two mad kings.

"I'll leave this one alone, …. for now."
Dedede exited the story.

"Okay, here ya are, sir, okay thank you, don't forget to pay, good bye!"
Pit tried to exit the story.

As Bowser left, Pit noted "... They didn't pay."

Back at Bowser's castle, magic was about to happen.

"Kamek, make me grow!"
Bowser yelled.

"Yes, sire!"
Kamek, as he made his magic work

As it grew the two noticed something, … the Amiibo was badly painted.

How Missile learned how to spin:

"Alrightttttt, little doggie, if you're gonna be my partner, you're gonna learn to have the moves."
An man who dances who through life said to a Top Pomeranian.

Though Cabanela can't hear him, the little doggie was lost in thoughts.

"(Moves? But I can already move.)" Missile thought to himself.

"Today we're going to learn the spinnnn, if that's alright with you."

Cabanela said.

Missile rushed out the door.

"No, not take you for a spin around the town, that's for later, today we're going learn the spin."

Cabanela clarified and Missile rushed back in.

Cabanela pulled out a top and wind it up.

"See this top, little doggie? I want you spin just like that."

"(Top? I'm a Top Pomeranian! I should do that.)"

Missile tried to spin again and again but just could not get the hang of it.

"(Why is it so hard to do that spinning, maybe Mr. Cabanela should turn me around first?)"

"That was clearrrrrrry not the best inspratiton, here watch from the master."

Cabanela spined around and picked up the phone to call somewhere.

It took awhile but Missile eventually learned … except for the phone part.

"Alriggggght, it seems you got the hang of it, now let's take a spin around town."

Both of them spinned out of Cabanela's office and head off for dinner.

Unikitty and Benny look for a pen:

"Hiiiii, Benny! Can you lend me a hand … or a claw?"
A Unicorn-Cat Princess said on the doorstep of a certain retro spaceman.

"Oh, sure Unikitty, what is it?"

"I lost my pen somewhere in The Dog, can you help me find it?"
"Sure thing! I'm so good at finding pens they might as well call me Penny! Just let me do something real quick."

The 1980's something space guy went to his closent and pulled something out, it looked more broken than something that has been broken.

Rebuilding a mini spaceship,

sure hope I can make it … on time

"Well, that song might be out of tune but this thing is all tuned up!"

"Benny, no offence but your spaceship looks … evil."

"Yeah, that red eye is there to detect pens but it looks like something that would overthrow Cloud Cuckoo Land by doing that."

"Don't worry, there won't be a bad pen finding future after I get done with it!"

Adding stuff to a mini spaceship,

since I didn't actually make it

"There, I added a sunflower to signify a bright future … and because I like sunflower seeds, those are

delicious."

"Alright, let's go, Unikitty!"

And the two were off to The Dog, on the way, they ran into a certain caped crusader.

"Hi, Batman! Want to help me and Benny find my pen.

"I sure hope I don't get caught with this. Huh?! Oh, no. I'm too busy looking for mine.

"We'll tell you if Benny's pen finding spaceship finds anything, bye Bats-Bats!"

"Yeah, cool, whatever."

When they arrived at The Dog, Benny asked a plot imporant question.

"What does your pen look like?"

"It's pink and has a cute bit of blue fluffy fluff on the non pen end."

The pen look up down and all around The Dog but only found a black pen with a Bat symbol on it, after that only Benny and Unikitty looked down.

"Maybe my pen got sad and ran away because I wasn't using it, Benny."

"HAHAHAHA, I'd be sad if I had to stick with you losers."

Suddenly, out of nowhere, The Joker appears!

"My pen! He has it!"

"Give her back her pen you feind!"

"Does anyone use that word anymore? Nevermind, one of my minons keeps bugging me to get one, I'm not giving it back!"

"Not if I can do anything about it"

Batman also appeared out of nowhere.

"Benny, take off the lid of that pen, it powers my Bat Cute Blue Fluffy Fluff(Ugh) Magnet!"

"On it, Bats!"

The magnet work in an instant, an annoyed Joker gave up and left.

"That minon was not worth getting a present for anyways."

Afterwards, Batman wondered about something.

"So, Unikitty?"
"Yes, Batman?"
"How do you use a pen anyways?"

"I don't, I just like the cute blue fluffy fluff."

"Hiiiii, Benny! Can you lend me a hand … or a claw?"
A Unicorn-Cat Princess said on the doorstep of a certain retro spaceman.

"Oh, sure Unikitty, what is it?"

"I lost my pen somewhere in The Dog, can you help me find it?"
"Sure thing! I'm so good at finding pens they might as well call me Penny! Just let me do something real quick."

The 1980's something space guy went to his closent and pulled something out, it looked more broken than something that has been broken.

Rebuilding a mini spaceship,

sure hope I can make it … on time

"Well, that song might be out of tune but this thing is all tuned up!"

"Benny, no offence but your spaceship looks … evil."

"Yeah, that red eye is there to detect pens but it looks like something that would overthrow Cloud Cuckoo Land by doing that."

"Don't worry, there won't be a bad pen finding future after I get done with it!"

Adding stuff to a mini spaceship,

since I didn't actually make it

"There, I added a sunflower to signify a bright future … and because I like sunflower seeds, those are

delicious."

"Alright, let's go, Unikitty!"

And the two were off to The Dog, on the way, they ran into a certain caped crusader.

"Hi, Batman! Want to help me and Benny find my pen.

"I sure hope I don't get caught with this. Huh?! Oh, no. I'm too busy looking for mine.

"We'll tell you if Benny's pen finding spaceship finds anything, bye Bats-Bats!"

"Yeah, cool, whatever."

When they arrived at The Dog, Benny asked a plot imporant question.

"What does your pen look like?"

"It's pink and has a cute bit of blue fluffy fluff on the non pen end."

The pen look up down and all around The Dog but only found a black pen with a Bat symbol on it, after that only Benny and Unikitty looked down.

"Maybe my pen got sad and ran away because I wasn't using it, Benny."

"HAHAHAHA, I'd be sad if I had to stick with you losers."

Suddenly, out of nowhere, The Joker appears!

"My pen! He has it!"

"Give her back her pen you feind!"

"Does anyone use that word anymore? Nevermind, one of my minons keeps bugging me to get one, I'm not giving it back!"

"Not if I can do anything about it"

Batman also appeared out of nowhere.

"Benny, take off the lid of that pen, it powers my Bat Cute Blue Fluffy Fluff(Ugh) Magnet!"

"On it, Bats!"

The magnet work in an instant, an annoyed Joker gave up and left.

"That minon was not worth getting a present for anyways."

Afterwards, Batman wondered about something.

"So, Unikitty?"
"Yes, Batman?"
"How do you use a pen anyways?"

"I don't, I just like the cute blue fluffy fluff."

Mailbot:

"Visit exciting places? Yawn. I swear I rarely get anything interesting in the mail."
A annoyed blue hedgehog expressed about his mail.

"I guess it's a good thing I destroyed my mailbox when I thought it came to life, right?"
A nearby jungle badger replied

"Um, sure, Sticks."
Sonic answered.

.

"So, the hedgehog doesn't like his mail, ho ho ho, let's see he's has to say about it in the next few days."

An nearby evil mastermind said and then flew off to his lair.

"Orbot, Cubot, I would like for you to meet Mailbot!"
Eggman said back at his lair.

"Real cool name." Orbot snarked.

"I was going to call them Spambot but that name was taken, anyways, Mailbot delivers as much mail that can be fitted into a mailbox but than brings more and more until that darn hedgehog and his friends can't take no more of it, all while it brings more."
The doctor explains his evil scheme.

"All this and an unbreakable force field covers it whenever it's near a mailbox."

"Why not have cover it all the time, Boss?"
Cubot asked.

"I'm a man who likes a theme with his robots."

Eggman answered

Later, a blue hedgehog opened his mailbox, hoping his comic books he got from his monthy subscription only to get a bunch of empty envelope with a smiling Egg logo on them

"Ugh, just what I need, more Junk Mail."
Sonic said while Knuckle came onto his doorsteps.

"Hey, Sonic, you got the same problem too?"
Knuckles asked.

"Yep, and I guess Amy and Tails have it too."

Sonic said as he saw his other friends come up.

"One envelope had a letter, it said was from a Mailbox, it also said don't bother attacking it, it's force field will just block it out as long it's near a mailbox."
Tails explained.

During this, Mailbot came back and stuffed more envelopes into the mailbox.

"I don't know about you guys but I don't want my house swarmed with Egg envelopes."
Amy said.

"I'm missing all my issues of Perfect Muscles Enquirer with this!"
A fustrated Knuckles said.

"The entire town has mailboxes, that thing is basically invincible."

Tails said.

"Hey guys, what's up with all the letters?"

Sticks said, arriving on the scene.

"Unless, we write a letter of our own."
Sonic said.

"Dear Eggman, you missed Sticks' house with your spam mail, sincerely Sonic."

"Ah, I knew I was missing something!"
Eggman said.

The five heroes wait at Sticks' house, waiting for ambush of paper cuts for a last resort.

With a wellplaced homing attack, the Mailbot was gone.

Eggman was nearby and remarked:

"Just you wait until E-Mailbot!"

Spear vs. Hammer:

"Welcome and goodbye to the second in command try outs."

An overconfident Dedede said to the Bandana Waddle Dee

"Listen here, son, I reckon that you just pack up your bag-"

"But I don't have a bag."

"Whatever, anyways just go home, kid, not even the Poppy Bros bombs could do anything to me with their bomb while I weilded this electronic hammer, I doubt a widdle old Dee is gonna be any more successful."

And with that boast, Dedede brought down the hammer only for the Dee to dodge by flying into the air using helispear.

"Flying, eh? That won't do you much good once you're seeing stars!"

Dedede jumped in the air and hope if jump itself didn't send the dee packing, the stars from the jump will.

But the Dee dodged both attacks and poked him in the back.

"Ouch! You dare disrespect the back of your great king? Fine, time to charge up this thing."

Dedede charged up the hammer to the greatest extent... only for the Dee to stab the the thing in middle and it exploded.

Both of them laid on the ground in,seemingly both defeated fortunately, the Dee packed a Maximum Tomato under his Bandana ... and gave it to the King.

"Huh? For me?"

The Dee nodded

"You ain't half bad, congrats, you got the job, we're gonna get that Kirby, starting tomorrow.

A Dark And Edgy fic:

"The trial is tomorrow, where is that autosopy report?"
A fustrated Miles Edgeworth said.

"It's right, there pal, in the folder."
Dectective Dick Gumshoe responded.

"Which folder? There is ten of them on the desk."

A still fustrarted Edgeworth respond.

"It's the one with the Blue Badger stamp, pal, I made it myself."
"None of these folders look like they have the Blue Badger on them."
Before the conversation could continue, the power in the prosecutor's office went out.

"Well, this is just grand."

"I think there's a flashlight in the janitor's closet, you want me go get it pal? I could also do some shadow puppets once we're done, pal."

"No, I'll go get it on my own."
("This darkness isn't going to make anything simple, I'm going to use logic to find this closet)

"I usuaully see the janitor on the right." + "I can sense a broom next to a door to the right"

"EUREKA!"

"This must be it, now where is that thing? I fail to see a use for a pail nor a mop … AH! This must be it!"

"OW! Can you turn that thing down a notch, pal, that's too bright for shadow puppets."
"The shadow puppets can wait, we need to find the autosopy report."
(Logic must once again come to my aid.)

"8 out of these folders have red stamps, 2 of them have blue ones." + "One of them vaugely looks like the top of the Blue Badger's head."
"EUREKA!"

"Alright pal! Now that you got that report, we can do shad-

Before the dectective could finish his sentence, the power came back on.

Waluigi and the banner:

"WAAAAA WALUIGI IS HERE TO BUY A CUSTOM PLANE."

"Um, yes, sir, how would like it?"

A scared Toad replied.

"PURPLE, WITH THE SPINING BLADES SHAPED LIKE A Γ.

"Sir, that's a helicopter, a very dangerous if not outright impossible helicopter."

"FINE, JUST PAINT AN Γ ON THE SIDES OF IT."
"U-Um, okay, just wait a few moments."

Waluigi sat outside of where his would be ride was being made and drank some cola with a bended straw.

"Um, here you go sir."
Waluigi pulled out a giant bag of money he collected over the months,

"DON'T KEEP THE CHANGE."

But just what is this tall man in purple up to?

"WAHAHAHA, THE BANNER IS ALMOST COMPLETE "LUIGI IS AN L..." ' WHAAAAAT, OUT OF ROOM?! HMPH FINE, WALUIGI THINKS HE'LL GET THE IMPRESSION."

It took forever for Waluigi to get the banner on, with a lots of tape, not duct tape, normal tape.

"TAPE, GET OFF OF WALUIGI AND ONTO THE BANNER."

It took forever to find his arch nemesis but once he did- the banner had fallen off the plane and Waluigi had to go find it again.

After hours of looking for it, having to go into a very angry Piranha Plants infested sewer to get it, Waluigi used more tape to ensure the banner would stay on and serched for his foe once more.

Luigi finally saw the banner.

"Luigi is an L? Ha ha, I get it! Luigi is a lover!"
"LOSER, YOU'RE SUPPOSE TO THINK IT STANDS FOR LOSER."

Fustrarted, Waluigi started his endless serch for a longer banner … and more tape.

Meowkie and Valkyrie Patrol The Halls

"So, like, what is this hallmontioring thing like." Valkyrie asked.

"It's a job to take seriously, Boss." Meowkie responeded.

"Now, remember, just because you're friends with the students doesn't mean you can let them get away with everything."

"Yeah, yeah, I got it,. OMG, I think I see like, a troublemaker!"

"Nah, boss, that's just someone who needs help."

"But aren't they like littering or something?"

"Thing aren't always as they appear, boss. Need some help, Galaga ship?"

"YEAH, IT KINDA HARD TO CARRY SCIPRTS WHEN YOU DON'T HAVE HANDS."

"Let me and Valkyrie carry those for you."

"THANKS."

"Picking up papers? Lame, lol."

"Val, don't be rude, come on, Galaga ship, we'll escort you to the stage.

Suddenly, someone came running in the halls!

"Hey, no running in the halls, boss!"

… And then power jogged trough the halls.

"Not that either, boss."

And finally just walked.

"That's better, boss."

"Hand over those papers, they're part of a not so ancient conspiracy!"

"You think everything is like, a conspiracy, Richard."

"I'm right this time, just hand them over."

"Mr. Miller, I don't want to report you to Principal Dig Dug, so please stop with this, boss."

"I'll get those papers one way or the other."

He power jogged again.

"I will never get this school's problem with power jogging. Val, let's deal with him later, come on Galaga ship, you ready to start the show, boss?"

"UM ACTUALLY I HAVEN'T READ THOSE SCRITPTS YET."

"Can I like, read through it?"

"SURE."

"Rose are red, violets are blue, I'm Anti-Bravoman and neither are you. Wait that doesn't work." "What a weird scirpt, lol."

"Wait, Val, let me see this …. this is all we said through this day … and farther down it says Evil Namco High plans to kidnap the Galaga Ship and blow up the sun!"

"WHAT?! THAT WOULDN'T EVEN WORK."

"Yeah, there is like a bunch of things scientifically wrong with that."

Before Meowkie and Valkyrie could read more of script, Robo Meowkie and Robo Valkyrie sprung a trap on the stage the Galaga ship was on.

"HELP ME!

"We saw all this coming trough our crystal ball, workers!'

Robo Meowkie boasted

"But you gave it all away in a sciprt and this whole plan could be ruined if someone, like, bothered to read it."

"We didn't think this all the way, okay, and stop with the likes!"

"You would so go down like the robo fake you are if I had my sword!"

"Whatever, we're out of here."

"Val, Richards was trying to warn us! We failed to protect these halls."

"Don't be so down, you cute kitty, we like, still have time! BRB getting my sword!"

"I have something to get too!"

The two grabbed their things and Richard Miller was waiting outside with his car.

"I didn't know you had a car, boss."

"Sorry we didn't listen to you, even if everything you say sounds like you're after some secret ice cream flavor or something."

"Yeah, yeah, hurry! We have a time crisis!"

Miller dropped them off and drove through the rest of the Robo duplicates but Robo Meowkie and Robo Valkyrie remained.

"Yawn, I already have an evil counterpart."

"Really? Educate me on your lore."
"Sure, I slay bad guys like this!"
She tore through Robo Valkyrie like paper, but didn't get any robo paper cuts.

"And that's your lore lesson for the day."

"I'm still here you know, workers."

"Ooh, I got something to deal with you, my favorite cat toy!'

"I can resss- oooh, I want that fluff!"

"Val, now!"

And Robo Meowkie went down!

"You two get in, Galaga ship is on a catapult at the back of the school!"

They droved there, the crystal ball the robo duplicates mentioned was there on a table it seems the crystal ball was also the source of the catpult.

"UM, YEAH, SUNS AND SPACESHIPS DON'T MIX."

"Don't worry, boss, I'm usually a responsible kitty but if there is anything cats are good at, it's this!"

Meowkie knocked the ball off the table.

"PHEW, I'M FREE, YOU TWO ARE REAL LIFESAVERS."

"Yeah, I got to cross you two off my list of people involed in the hidden ice cream conspiracy."

"It was nothing, lol, the folks at this school are just a bunch of losers."

"No, Val, today we did something great, today we proved we are worthy are protecting the halls!"

[Klinsy]

Finally a new story, this time it's a crossover between Back To The Future and The Lego Movie.

Some author notes and some Lego Movie spoilers:

Marty and Unikitty were flung way after the events of the movie and when the house where Finn and The Man Up Stairs is no longer around, the darkness represents nothing being there.
The reason why The Ping is called The Ping because that's the noise it makes.
I chose to do this fan fic after hearing various Lego Movie characters and Marty were going to be in Lego Dimensions, I choose Unikitty to be Marty's partner in time somewhat out of bias because she is my favorite character from that movie and she is my favorite to write.

 

And now:

The Ping:

Marty McFly and Doctor Emmett Brown, secret members of the Master Builders have been summoned for their time travel expertise.

"Tell me doc, where are we going this time?"

"Marty! It's a place I always wanted to take you, the base of operations of the Master Builders, Cloud Cuckoo Land!"

Looking outside the window of the flying Delorean, Marty sees a bunch of happy Master Builders dancing in a colorful wonderland.

"So, this is Cloud Cuckoo Land, eh, Doc?"

"Indeed it is, Marty!"

"Heavy."

Marty and Doc eventually make their way to The Dog, step out of the Delorean and are greeted by Vitruvius, Princess Unikitty , Batman, and Benny

"Hiiii! Welcome to Cloud Cuckoo Land!" Princess Unikitty said

"Nice car, it's like a car and a spaceship at the same time!" Benny noted.

"Greeting Emmett! It's been too long, old friend"

"It's good to see you again too, Virtuvius. Marty, go ahead and introduce yourself."

"Marty McFly of Hill Vally, glad to meet you all and I am ready to rock with the Master Builders!"

"Grrr." Batman Growled

"Um, did I say something wrong?" Marty asked.

"Oh, don't mind him, he always gets angry when rock music is brought up, anyways, you and Emmett are going do us a big favor right now, Marty." Vitruvius answered.

"Take a look at this!"

Vitruvius pointed to a giant object that look like a giant spring.

"We manged to steal one of Lord Business' relics, well, the Hulk did, speaking of which, has anyone seen that guy lately?"

"Nope." A passing Bruce Banner said.

"Anyways, in the past, we have considered using your time machine, Emmett, but Lord Business and his minions work fast, fast enough that even 88 miles per hour was risky but with this relic, "The Ping", we have found a way to make time travel instantaneous without any negative side effects, except one, it can send you farther in the time than you intended and it will cause your regular time travel devices to stop functioning, but the at a such low possiblity that we think the advantaged gained is worth the risk and later can be worked around by just pulling The Ping itself all the way back."

"Great Scott! Virtruvius, old friend, you really outdone yourself!"

"Oh, Emmett, we wouldn't even have the idea if it wasn't for your amazing tech."

"So, why aren't we doing this to a cool car like the Batmobile? Batman traveling through time is such a cool idea, I bet it's never been done before."

"Batman, it's far more easier to do that with a car that already can travel through time."

"Fine, I'll add something cooler than a time machine, a surround sound bat stereo, yeahhh."

Batman leaves to do just that.

"Sorry about him, anyways, Mr. McFly, you will travel with Princess Unikitty, get the scoop on what Lord Business plans to do in the future and then get the heck out of there and the heck back here, you got all that?" Vitruvius asked.

"Sounds cool, but Doc, why aren't you coming along?"
"Ms. Unikitty really wanted to time travel, so she will be the one coming with you, don't worry, I'll be here when you get back, Marty."

"Time travel sounds so exciting!" Unikitty said enthusiastically.

"I guess it's pretty neat to travel with royalty, alright, Unikitty, let's go!"

"One second! I want to give you this for your trip!"

Benny handed Marty something.

"New Spaceship Smell Air Freshener, uh, thanks?"

"Oh and a couple of these because they're so cool, they're like spaceships for backs!"

Benny handed Marty two jetpacks, one regular one and one modified for Unikitty.
"Oh, Benny, you're so thoughtful!" Unikitty said before waving goodbye to everyone.

Benny attached The Ping to the back of the Delorean and Marty and Unikitty were ready to go.

"Alright, Doc and everyone, we'll be back before you know it!"

Benny pulled back The Ping so far that a small but important part is hit bu the wall of The Dog.

Marty and Unikitty arrived in the future but it's not what they expect.

"T-This is beyond heavy."

"Lord Business erased the world? There's nothing left of it! None of our friends, none of our favorite places and no colors or anything!" Unkitty said in horror.

Indeed, there was nothing left, nothing but darkness darker than one of Batman's songs.

"Aw, great, near everything isn't working, the only things I think still works is the engine and the air freshener, well at least we won't fall down into an endless void of black and we have something that smells halfway decent."

"That's the spirit! Always stay positive, Marty, we also still got The Ping!"

Marty and Unikitty put on their jetpacks and to pulled The Ping only not to travel back in time, but get flanged into a dark darkness.

Unikitty sharked her head and said "I'm okay, just a bit pinged! Are you okay, Marty?"

"No, I think I got a scar on my finger."

"There's bandages with the cutest little teddy bears back at Cloud Cuckoo Land, I'll get you one once we get back there."

"Thanks, I kinda wish I could I just pull things with a magic horn like you do."

"You think my magic is cool, Marty? Yay! I wish I could teach you how to do it but I'll get you two teddy bear bandages to compensate."

Marty and Unikitty made it back to the Delorean and went to check on The Ping.

"So, this is why The Ping felt so sharp." Marty noted. "Part of it broke off."

"I'm sorry, Unikitty, if my calculations are correct, this is what Virtruvius ment by

"all the way back", I'm afraid we won't be able to get out of this black void, it's impossible to get home now."

"Impossible? That word does not exist to a Master Builder! We'll get back to our friends and our home or I'm not the princess of Cloud Cuckoo Land!"

"But what are we going to replace it with, Unikitty? It's not like we can put these jetpacks there and not fall to our doom."

"Well, a friend of mine has a saying: "If you want to get anywhere, use a spaceship!"

Unikitty went and grabed the air freshener placed it at the the end of The Ping.

"This should not give you any scars, Mr. McFly and your hands will smell great!"

"Unikitty, you're a genius, now let's rock."

Marty and Unikitty pulled the newly scented Ping all the way back and quickly made it back to the Delorean.

They found themselves back at the Dog, Unikitty in particular was happy to see her home again.

"Marty! What did you two see?"

"Nothing, Doc nothing at all, litterly."

"Ah, I should have known Lord Business would be so secretive that not even time travel would get his plans ,I mean we still don't even know why he called that thing The Ping, I guess we're just going have to wait for The Special to show up, did you at least have fun time traveling, Unikitty?" Virtruvius asked.

"Sure did!"

"Good, good."

"By the way, do you know where the teddy bear bandages are?"

"I got them right here, Unikitty!"

Benny said and then handed them to Unikitty.

"Whatever Lord Business has planned, we'll stop him with help from a man named E-M-M-E-T!" Benny yelled.

"Actually, my name has two ts." Doc corrected him.

"Oh sorry, here's a New Spaceship Smell Air Freshener to apologize for my mistake."

[Klinsy]

Another Sonic story!

 

Omega tries to get rid of Talk Like A Pirate Day.

E102 Omega and Rouge The Bat were walking through the newly rebuilt Staton Square when they came across a store with a bunch of TVs in the window.

“I'd probably be more intrested in these TVs if they showed something other than news.”

Rouge commented.

“Stay tune, me hearties or I'll make you walk the plank!”

The news anchor said

“ROUGE, WHAT IS THAT MAN DOING.”

“Oh, he's just talking like a pirate, don't you know it's International Talk Like Pirate Day?”

“I CAN NOT STAND IT.”

“I don't think it's that bad, besides, there is much more unbearable things in the world, like Eggman and his schemes.”

 

Suddenly, the TV screens turn to the logo of a smiling genius.

“OHHOHOHOHO, greetings people of Sonic's World, it is I once again!”

“Speak of the devil.”

“I have devloped a new time travel scheme and this time it won't end in failure! Time will shaped by me and me alone!”

“I swear he gets less and less subtle with his bases everytime he gets a new one, he's clearly under the sewers of this place.”

“LET'S GO AND MAKE SURE HIS PLANS WILL END IN FAILURE.”

“Got it.”

 

They made their way to the sewers and Eggman's base in no time.

“Oh great, it's you two, robots, attack!”

“... There's only two robots?”

“Cut me slack, this is a tiny base.”

“EXTERMINATE.”

As Omega destroyed the two robots, Rouge grabbed Eggman by the arm and planned to turn him into G.U.N.

“Alright, buster, you're coming with me, Omega, you stay here and destroy that time machine.”

“AFRIMATIVE.”

 

As Rouge left with Eggman, Omega has noticed that Eggman has left a computer in the base as well.

Omega looked up information on it and totally destroyed most of the keys on it.

“DATE CONFIRMED, SEPTEMBER 19TH 1995, LOCATION OF INVENTORS OF INTERNATIONAL TALK LIKE PIRATE DAY FOUND, ENTERING DATA.”

Omega got in the time machine with a plan of his own, to rid history of Talk Like A Pirate Day.

 

Arriving in the past, Omega blocked out the sewers of the Station Square with some junk he could easily blow up later.

Conviently, the creators of Talk Like A Pirate Day lived in Station Square. (In Sonic's world at least)

 

Omega tracked them down at a local burger shop.

“Woah, can you even carry a burger bag without destorying it with those metal fingers?”

“I AM NOT HERE FOR BURGERS.”

“Okay, okay, just take a seat, I totally know you just came here for the toys, how about you take a seat with those two guys over there?”

“THAT IS THE PLAN.”

 

Omega make his way to the table, the creators of ITLAPD were sitting there.

“Um, hello, is that a costume?”

“NO.”

“Okay then.”

“I MUST TALK TO YOU ABOUT INTERNATIONAL TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY.”

“Is that a thing? That's such a cool idea!”

“NO IT IS NOT, IT IS OF POOR QUALTIY.”

“Yarrr”

One of the two men said sadly.

Omega then saw the look in the eyes and realizes he has made a mistake.

“ACTUALLY, I WAS JUST MAKING A JOKE, IT IS A GOOD IDEA.”

“Shucks, thanks for thinking of that mister, I think we'll go pitch it somewhere after we're done eating burgers.”

“IT WAS A PLEASURE MEETING YOU TWO.”

 

Omega left the burger shop.

 

“Wait, sir, you forgot your toy!”

“KEEP IT.”

 

Omega blew up the junk blocking the sewer and went back to the present and finally blew up the time machine.

 

“Ah, you're still here big guy, let's get out of this smelly place.”

Rouge said while entering the base.

“AGREED.”

 

They walk passed the same store with the TVs they did eariler, the news was back on.

“YO HO, YO HO, A PIRATE'S LIFE FOR ME.”

“I will always wonder why everyone on this day can't use their inside voice, what do you think Omega.”

“I WOULDN'T KNOW.”

[Klinsy]

Today, I'm taking on a new route, multi part stories.

 

Here's the first part of the story:

The Strangest Toy Story Part 1

 

Hi, my name is Linda and today I'm going tell you the strangest toy story you'll ever hear.

You see, I work at a toy store, I do a lot, I set up the Lego sets, I put back the Disney DVDS put next to the Pokemon ones, I open up the shop when the people who pre ordred those amibo things wait outside, but mostly, I'm just a clerk.

 

Most of my customers are pretty nice, there are some jerks though but I get through my job pretty well.

 

But one day, something odd happened, a couple of people dressed up as some plush bears we sell came to buy them, they were a red male bear and a female blue bear and they picked up a lot of the bears they were dressed up as, or so I thought.

 

These people passed me at my clerk deck and ran off with the bears, they were too fast to catch so I got to call the cops.

 

They didn't get them all though, they left one … and it moved towards the door.

 

To be continued.