Make your own Sonic Off Panel/Short comedy story

[Ryannumber1gamer]

This is a thing we have over in Bumbleking. Basically, for those who don't read Archie Sonic. An Off Panel is usually a short comedy based sketch featuring Sonic and friends, and this thread is for creating your own. You don't need to draw anything, but you can create a story using them. Off Panels are usually comedic though.

 

Here's a Multi-Series one I made entitled Multiverse Mayhem, featuring Archie Sonic & Tails being teleported to all different Sonic canons. So far, I've done Underground, Adventures of Sonic, Sonic X, and Sonic OVA.

 

Multiverse Mayhem Part 1

 

Tails:Hey Sonic! Now that the multiverse is fixed, how about we use my new device to travel to different universes?

Sonic:Sure buddy! That sounds cool!

-Tails' device activates bring them to the Adventures of Sonic universe-

Sonic:Where are we Tails? Why is everything so colourful? Why is the sky yellow?

Tails:I...I don't know Sonic

-Scratch and Grounder run in-

 

Scratch-HAHAHA NOW WE HAVE THAT HEDGEHOG!

Grounder-Yeah!

-Sonic begins doing a spin dash-

Sonic-Not these dumbbots again...

Grounder-Wait...Doesn't he usually disguise himself?

Scratch-Wait a second! Don't! AHHHH

-Scratch and Grounder run off before Sonic completes the spin dash-

Sonic-What was that about?

-Dr.Robotnik comes in-

Robotnik-AH SONIC SNOOPING AS USUAL I SEE!

Sonic-What the...

Robotnik-LOOKS LIKE YOU HAVE STUMBLED INTO MY TRAP! COCONUTS! NOW!

Coconuts-HAHA NOW ILL TURN THAT HEDGEHOG INTO CHILLI DOGS!

-Coconuts begins driving a extremely slow machine towards them-

Robotnik-PINGAS

-Sonic sighes- Tails hit the button...

Tails-I'm Hitting the button

-The two teleport to another universe-

 

Multiverse Mayhem Part 2

 

-Sonic and Tails teleport into the OVA universe-

 

Sonic-So Tails, Where are we this time?

Tails-Some kind of anime-ish universe...

-Old Man Owl walks into Sonic's house where he sees the two-

Old Man Owl-OH HAI SONIC! THANKS FOR LETTING ME BORROW YOUR FAVOURITE CLOTHES!

Archie Sonic-Clothes? Wha...?

-OVA Sonic,Tails, and Knuckles enter the house-

OVA Tails-LOOK SONIC! ITS CLONES OF US!

OVA Sonic-IT MUST BE METAL'S DOING! HE'S MADE HIMSELF LOOK LIKE ME! 

Archie Sonic-What?!

-OVA Knuckles grabs Archie Sonic and throws him outside as OVA Sonic runs at him at super speed-

Archie Sonic-Ok then sunshine, you wanna dance? I'm game!

-Sonic dashes into OVA Sonic leading to them running into each other, with both running at the other-

OVA Sonic-YOU MIGHT KNOW EVERYTHING I'M GONNA DO BUT THAT WON'T HELP YOU, BECAUSE I KNOW EVERYTHING YOU'RE GOING TO DO! STRANGE ISN'T IT!?

Archie Sonic-What are you even talking about dude?

 

-Robotnik, Sara, and Metal teleport in-

Robotnik-STAND DOWN SONIC! PREPARE TO MEET YOUR END.....WHAT THE...?

-OVA Tails and Knuckles fly out and land on Robotnik's ship resulting in them plus Sara falling out and rolling down a nearby hill as Tails grabs hold of Sara as the three stop in front of Archie Tails-

OVA Knuckles-TAILS! THAT'S NOT RIGHT! GET OFF HER!

OVA Tails-S...SORRY

-Archie Tails facepalms and sighes-

OVA Robotnik-COME BACK SARA! WE SHALL BE MARRIED AND BE A GREAT COUPLE!

Sara-NEVER YOU FAT MAN! I'M GONNA MARRY SONIC AND WE WILL LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER!

Archie Sonic-Whoa dude hold up, don't tell me she's serious

OVA Sonic-Nope, she just has a crush on me because I'm saving her

-Archie Sonic shudders-

OVA Sonic-Are you OK?

Archie Sonic-Y...yeah....just some unpleasant memories from the past....-Flashback to Sonic 06 when Elise kisses Sonic-

-Archie Sonic runs to Tails-

Archie Sonic-get us out of here Tails!

Archie Tails-Trust me, I can't wait to get out of here! 

-The two teleport to another universe-

 

Multiverse Mayhem Part 3

-They arrive in the Underground universe-

Sonic-Where are we now Tails? This place looks familar...

Tails-It's some kind of music based universe Sonic

Sonic-Wait a minute....music.....oh....oh no....not them....!

Tails-What!?

-Suddenly Manic,Sonia, and Underground Sonic appear on stage singing a cheesy song-

Tails-S...Sonic....what the heck is this?

Sonic-One of the biggest nightmare-ish things I've ever seen little buddy....Cheesy songs!

Tails-Oh my....

Sonic-Mina and the forget-me-knots they are not

-Underground Sonic see them and come down-

 

Underground Sonic-Well well, long time no see dude!

Archie Sonic-Man...Did I really used to sound like that?

Tails-I'd hate to break it to you Sonic, but yeah, you did.

Manic-Whoa, now calm down dude, I think my bro sounds cool!

Sonia-Yeeeeaaaaahhhhh

Archie Sonic-Why do you sound like me only slightly more feminine and more naggy?

Sonia-Excuse me!?

Archie Sonic-Nothing, nothing >.>*

Underground Sonic-So why don't you guys stay and jam with us, It'd be mondo cool!

Archie Sonic-I used to say that as well? How chessy was I?

Tails-You made a whole bunch of stupid tree puns at one point. 

Manic-This coming from the guy who's line is ''Let's do it to it''

Archie Sonic-Hey! That line's cool, slick, a classic.

 

-Suddenly Sleet and Dingo arrive at the scene-

Sleet-Prepare for your capture hedgehogs!

Underground Sonic-I don't think so dog breath!

Dingo-That wasn't very nice boss

Sleet-Oh shut up Dingo! 

-Suddenly Knuckles glides into the scene and starts punching Dingo while the others handle Sleet-

Sleet-Retreat Dingo! RETREAT!

Archie Sonic-That was unusually easy...

Underground Sonic-Hmph, no sweat for the hedgehog family! 

Sonia-With a little bit of help from this handsome echidna 

-Sonia hugs Knuckles-

Underground Sonic-Thanks for the save Knucklehead

Archie Sonic-WAIT! HOLD UP! YOUR SISTER HAS THE HOTS FOR KNUCKLES!?

Manic-Well...No it's sort of a love triangle between Knuckles,Sonia, and some prince guy.

Sonic-Love triangle? That's like something you'd see in a comic book!

-Sonic & Tails look toward the reader and look at the panel where there's a picture of Archie,Betty, and Veronica.

Sonic-Ok Tails, next universe please 

-Sonic and Tails travel to the next universe.

 

Multiverse Mayhem Part 4

 

 

A Tribute to Original Archie Sonic:

 

-Sonic & Tails teleport into a weird blank white universe-

Sonic-Hey Tails, where are we? I don't see anything.

Tails-This is weird, the device doesn't give me any information or anything. Just a name.

Sonic-A name?

Tails-Yeah...Mobius Prime!

Sonic-That name! It sounds familar.

Tails-Yeah but I don't understand, what happened here? Where's the universe?

-Sonic gets a suddenly flash of memories-

Sonic-Ah!

Tails-Sonic! What happened?!

Sonic-Nothing....I just had a weird flash of memories...Like back at the beginning of this whole mess. Some jerky skunk, a bunch of Echidnas that looked like Knuckles, and a bunch of other universes. 

Tails-I...I think I got it too...

Sonic-The only question now is where are they. What happened to them...

Tails-I don't know, although I have a bad feeling that whatever happened to them isn't good.

Sonic-You should hit the button again Tails, in case anything else happens

-Sonic & Tails teleport to a different universe-

 

Multiverse Mayhem Part 5

-Sonic & Tails teleport into the Sonic X verse-

Sonic-Whoa, look at the size of this place Tails! I wonder who lives here?

Tails-Huh weird, according to my device, we live here!

Sonic-You mean I'm famous and actually get paid for it? Man! I could get used to this place. Is there even any downsides -Sonic runs arounds-

Tails-WAIT SONIC! THERE'S ONE DOWNSIDE.....and he's gone....

 

-Sonic runs outside where he almost falls into a pool but dodges it in time-

Sonic-Well...This is oddly familiar.

-Suddenly he runs into Chris-

Sonic-Oh hey! You must be my butler! I'll have two chili dogs to go!

Chris-Ha Ha Sonic. Now come on! We have to go meet my friends! 

Sonic-The heck are you talking about kid?

Chris-What do you mean Sonic. You are my best friend. Forever. And ever

Sonic-This has gotten a little creepy oh well look at the time, I should be going....

-Chris's butler walks in-

Tanaka-Mr.Sonic, you are to bodyguard and keep Chris safe at all times. You must not leave the estate.

Sonic-I'm no bodyguard dude! I'm Sonic the Hedgehog, I go where I want when I want!

-Ella walks in-

Ella-You'll do it when I say so or I'll kick you right out of my house. Now stop being a pain and play with Chris!

Sonic-No way!

 

-Suddenly Eggman lands in the house wearing a cape-

Sonic-Oh man I'd never thought I'd say I'm happy to see Eggman. Ok Egghead! Let's go!

Eggman-Oh Ho Ho Sonic! My latest plan will beat you once and for all. Prepare for ultimate power! 

-Eggman pulls the cape and changes into a costume-

Eggman-PREPARE FOR THE POWER OF EL GRAN GORDO!!!! 

-El Gran Gordo begins running around making flying noises with his mouth-

Sonic-Dude. This is sad even for you.

-Tails lands next to Sonic-

Tails-Finally, I caught up to you....What the heck happened here? 

Sonic-Just hit the button Tails, the short version is annoying human characters and a crazy and pathetic Eggman.

Tails-Well Ok...

-Tails and Sonic teleport to another universe-

[speedhog58]

The new guy

 

Archie Sonic, Sega Sonic and Fleetway Sonic are sitting at a table in a cafe

 

Boom Sonic enters the cafe

 

Boom- HEY GUUUUYS!!! ^^

 

All of the Sonic's stare at Boom, awkward silence

 

Fleetway- Oh GOD! Who let the fan character in!?

Boom- HEY!

Sega- No, he's definitely a Sonic...

 

Sega turns to look at Archie

 

Sega- This one of your multiverse guys?

Archie- Nope, retconned...

Sega- Oh yeah, uh...how's that going for you?

Archie- Ugh...

 

Archie hits his head against the table in depression

 

Sega looks back towards Boom

 

Sega- Hey, what's with the scarf? I'm already getting my ass sued for ripping off DBZ's super forms, the last thing I need is people saying I ripped off Uncharted!

Boom- Actually it's a bandan-

Sega- Hey; speaking of Super forms, has anyone else noticed how my games haven't had Super form final boss in ages?

 

Archie grins

 

Archie: Probably because your's is overused and mine's way better...

 

Archie turns Super Sonic, flooding the cafe with light

 

Archie- I-AM-GOD!

 

SILENCE

 

Archie- What, I am

 

Boom- I swear I don't even know what's going on anymore...

 

Sega- Hey! At least my Super form's better than HIS!

 

Sega points towards Fleetway

 

Sega- He goes all psycotic and has the teeth and claws!

 

Fleetway glares at Sega; growling

 

Fleetway- Whatever you say, mr..."werehog"

 

[Polkadi~☆]

City Escapee

-A G.U.N agent is seen arresting Sonic the Hedgehog-

G.U.N Agent: You're under arrest, Hedgehog.

Sonic: Aww, for what?!

-the G.U.N agent points at the multiple destroyed car pile-ups-

G.U.N Agent: For causing havoc on cars and streets all over the city!

Sonic: Yeah? Well, your truck did even worse damage!

-Sonic points at the flattened bulidings and cars in the distance-

G.U.N Agent: Compared to you, what we're doing is pefectly legal.

Distant Citizen: MY HOUSE! NOOOO!