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TEEN BEACH MOVIE 2


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HOLY CRAP YES!

My favorite Disney Channel movie is returning in June and I am STOKED(hehe get it cause the surf boards?)! It's got everything! Dancing, singing,pop music, butchering of the swing era, and a all star cast!

 

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OMG IT'S ROSS LYNCH! HE'S SO DREAMY

The acting is seriously some of the best I've seen in a film. Yes, better than Sharknado 2. The wonderfully charming and relatable characters really speak to me, both when they act, and sing. I'm seriously so grateful that I get to go on another ride with these people once again. The only flaw this movie has is that it has to end. Why can't we just keep getting...more...of...this...

 

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I can't, I'm sorry Disney, I just have to come clean about this and tell the world the truth. You may do with with me what you will, but I must clear my conscience.

 

This first movie was crap. Horrible, disgusting, smelly crap that makes my soul shrivel like a raisin. These "actors" cannot for the life of them do any sentence in the film justice. Though when you hire Disney Channel actors, you already know you're not gonna have much to work with. The music tries to throwback to a time now past, but instead the only thing I'm reminiscing of is when I didn't witness this film. And for the love of god, why is everyone so poppy, even when they seem distressed. I mean all I see is happy throughout, and barely  feel anything moving  for these characters.

 

As for the actual plot, let me sum it up for you:  These two lovers that love to surf get sucked into a old 60's grooved up movie that is full of dancing and singing, and need to get back home, but start to become part of the movie as they try and fit in with the world.

 

 

....yeah, pretty dumb, though this is Disney Channel. The guys responsible for Dog with a Blog and Zapped(a  movie about a girl that can control guys with her phone.) and a whole bunch of other crap movies. Though for some reason, this movie and it's story just make me face palm the hardest.

 

And now...we are getting a sequel.

 

 

Apparently it was successful enough to get a sequel. This time, the characters from the movie are coming into the real world! Yeah and bad shit of course is gonna happen because of that. So consider myself in for the ride of my life this June, cause I've got nothin important to live for anymore!

 

TEEN BEACH MOVIE 2 MY FRIENDS. THE MOVIE, OF A GENERATION

 

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Sounds fun. I MUST see this movie!

 

...or not. Never liked those Disney Channel films. Even as a kid, I'd try to watch something else entirely if I could.

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I notice how I never hear about Disney Channel stuff except when people talk about how much they hate them, and I don't watch Disney Channel, and I think my life is pretty okay having one less thing to feel like I have to complain about

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I notice how I never hear about Disney Channel stuff except when people talk about how much they hate them, and I don't watch Disney Channel, and I think my life is pretty okay having one less thing to feel like I have to complain about

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Honestly the sequel is pointless and you could smell they were going for the plot they have for the sequel more than 100000 miles away.

And although I never completely watched the original movie it tries to parody (west side story), it's a horrible parody at that.

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Oh wooooow, this actually looks worse than all the High School Musical movies combined. XD And you know, HSM isn't that bad. It's a guilty pleasure for most people, including myself. This just looks bad though, so I'll just keep ignoring it and that Descendants movie.

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I remember the first Teen Beach Movie. My sister was watching it on Disney Channel while I was playing Sonic Adventure 2 on my laptop. :V I only recall a few segments and the songs since I wasn't paying much attention and I honestly kinda liked what I saw and heard. If I recall correctly, they broke the 4th wall several times which is something I always enjoy. Some people don't like it when that happens, but I find it fun. Plus it was the first time I saw a live action movie doing it and the cheesiness of it being a Disney Channel movie made it even better for me. Now, maybe it was because I didn't watch it entirely and because I only was paying attention at certain segments, but I don't think it was that bad. I should go and watch the whole thing before saying that though. :/ 

 

Now as for the sequel, I don't see why they needed one.. It didn't feel like the first movie ended in a way that a sequel was needed. And the plot sounds really dumb. It might be on a so bad it's good level though. Like High School Musical. You never know. 

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Sigh, I knew they would get a sequel. I would complain more but I'm still trying to wipe the fact that Club Penguin had an online party for the FIRST MOVIE.

 

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Ugh.

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I saw the first one completely (Disney Channel movies are my guilty pleasure :D ) It was... Ok. It's better than some of their other films, but nothing to shower with praise. Actually, it would've been alright if it didn't have Maia Mitchell. I could even tolerate Ross Lynch, but Maia got on my nerves. Didn't like her fake American accent.

 

I'll probably see the second one at some point, simply because I like their silly movies. Not saying I think they're good, they're just kind of fun to watch some times.

 

Now Descendants, that one sounds awful. However, I am happy to hear it's not mainly a musical, so I'll give it that.

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