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[Roleplay] SSMB Crossing: A Slice Of Life RP!


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*BFZ is startled*

"..I forgot Doom is still the mayor of the town." 

"Now we gotta keep an eye on him and Kaios!"

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Jet-Vac: "I think we ticked off the Mayor with the yogurt we have. Look, there's like a million of us!"

*fires up suction gun*

Jet-Vac: "Quickly, HIDE THE EVIDENCE!"

*sucks up all the yogurt with the gun*

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"YOU GET BACK HERE WITH THAT YOGURT!"
"SHOOT THAT OUT OR FIND OUT THE MEANING OF DOOM."
"Ah, Ms. Blue Hair can tell your friend to GIVE BACK DOOM'S YOGURT?"
"That would be most appreciated."

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"Jet-Vac, eject."

Eruptor: *nudges Jet-Vac* "Busted."

*Jet-Vac changes from "suck" to "blow" and fires the yogurt*

"Now with that out of the way, DOOM, what do you know about a prophecy involving the reset button?"

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"Prophecy? DOOM just found it under BTYT with the ponies."

"Though, there was a message about it DOOM found in the cookie he ate earlier."

"Ask Tom Nook, he knows more about this than DOOM does."

"And please do not waste precious yogurt."

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"Then I guess we're off to see Tom Nook, guys! Let's go!"

Kyoko: "Why are you so interested in this prophecy? It's got nothing to do with us. DOOM pressed the button, isn't it fufilled now?"

"Maybe this prophecy means more than we think. BTYT is still out there and now Kaos is too. As long as they're here, nobody's safe."

Kyoko: "There's barely any Villagers here!"

"Even so, nobody's getting harmed. That prophecy means more, I can feel it! It could be the key to stopping them and bringing peace to this world!"

Sonic: "That's some awesome determination you got there Sayaka, we can do this!"

"Yeah!"

*hums to herself, cheerily*

Homura: "Stop trying to trick us, stop trying to trick her."

Sonic: "Trick her of what?"

Homura: "You're filling us with lies. Thinking that with hope and a positive spirit, you can accomplish anything... Trust me, it isn't true."

Sonic: "You're sounding like a Metarex member."

Homura: "I'm not a part of the Metarex, but the motives are true! The only reason why I'm helping you is because Madoka wants to help others."

Sonic: "What are you blathering on about?"

Homura: "You forget that the writers tortured me, tortured everyone in my world! Those fairytale talks about hopes and dreams coming true, don't exist! We're still puppets whether we like it or not!"

Sonic: "Well you're out of your world now, aren't you? In my canotical universe, I stopped the Metarex many times. I acted like every superhero you probably heard of."

Homura: "Those rules have changed. You see how much peril has happened ever since we came into your life? Mephiles went from a typical bad guy to a homicidal maniac, obsessed with starting a new Holocaust! The stakes got higher and deaths are more abundant. Our world's laws, the real world's laws are leaking through wherever we go. There is no hope."

Madoka: "Homura, don't say that!"

Homura: "I AM saying it Madoka, you try to help so many... It's not worth it, isn't it? When you became a goddess, you lost everything. Your family, your friends, all gone! You could have lived a normal life!" *tears in her eyes*

Madoka: "I was fine with my decision. I wanted to help all the Magical Girls, even if it meant erasing myself from existence. I think there's still hope, for all of them."

Homura: "I could have changed it all for you, if those Disciples didn't intrude with our canon, I could have re-written the world! I would make a paradise for you! But now it's too late! Now I'm stuck with these idiots!" *points at the others*

Wind-Up: "Harsh..."

 

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*BFZ tries to calm Homura down, but to no luck*

"O...kay... Where are we supposed to find this Tom Nook dude again?"

"I can't believe one reset button has made us do this...."

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"Uhh, he should be at one of these stores. They all look under construction though, considering the fact that we are at the beginning."

"Calm down Transfer Student, let's go..."

Homura: "...And you, Sayaka Miki, I hate you most of all!"

"....."

*sad look on her face*

"Like...Like I didn't know that already..."

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(What's up with Homura? Was she always like this? BFZ thought)

"If this Tom Nook guy is in one of these stores, we better put on Hard hats."

Plus, we should ask the villagers about that guy...

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Sonic: "Are we authorized to go in those buildings?"

Mami: "I don't think anyone's there."

Nagisa: "What now?"

Kyoko: *turns to Sayaka* "Yo, Sayaka. Don't be so moody, come on, cheer up! I'm sure Homura didn't mean it."

Kyoko: (Who am I kidding? Of course she does.)

"Yeah, yeah. I just need some time alone."

*leaves*

*Homura leaves somewhere else*

Madoka: "Homura..."

Silver: "I got her!" *Madoka and Silver follows Homura*

Sonic: "BFZ, we should go to Sayaka and help her. The two of us. Everyone else, find Nook!"

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"Ah, Rarity, how are you enjoying your new house?"

"DOOM, I have a question, are you going to find my friends?"

"Of course! ... DOOM just hasn't gotten to it yet."

"Oh, that's good, hey DOOM are you going to share that yogurt you have?"

"... No, it's DOOM'S."

"You claimed to watch our show but you evidently haven't learned anything from, you're talking to the embodiment of Generosity and you can't share."

"The bond between DOOM and yogurt shatters any need for generosity."

(.. "I'm having seconds thoughts about this guy.")

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Sonic: "Oh, and Clones... Help find the missing citizens."

Clones: "Yessir!"

*Clones run up to DOOM*

Fives: "Mr. DOOM, sir. We've been assigned by General Sonic to help you locate the missing ponies and other citizens."

Hevy: (Still don't trust this guy...) "Y-yeah, awaiting orders.... Sir,"

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"General Sonic? What is this? Who are you?"

"Bah, DOOM was going to look for the ponies anyways."

"If DOOM guess is correct, they should be in Forrest near the village."

"Now shove off and leave DOOM alone."

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Clone Commander Cody: "You heard the....Boss... Let's move!"

Clones: "Yessir!"

*runs off*

Tup: "Wait, so what are we looking for?"

Fives: "5 colorful pony toys and a small dragon figure."

Tup: "...... You serious?"

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Marisa suddenly fell out of the sky in front of the Clone Troopers.

"It seems I leapt through time ze. Can't wait to tell Reimu I met some dinosaurs."

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*Clones get startled by Marisa's sudden appearance*

Hevy: "Oh, great. It's you again! Get out of the-"

*fires up gun but Cody stops him*

Cody: "Hold on there Hevy, did you say you leapt through time and Dinosaurs?"

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"I'm looking at them ze" She gave her them usual mischievous smile, "I never thought they have such a advanced civilization!"

She did remember something though.

"I did see a big pink dinosaur that certainly had nothing to do with anything. Not at all!"

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*Clones look to each other and shrug*

*Cody thinks to himself*

"Big pink dinosaur, eh? Sounds like Pinkie Pie, men! Thanks for the help, girl!"

*Clones run off*

Fives: "Wait a minute, she said BIG pink dinosaur! Rarity was at her toy size, how could Pinkie Pie be big?"

Cody: "I dunno, just find her!"

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"What's a Pinky Pie?" she thought to herself, "is that what they call giant pink dinosaurs these days?"

"But this one had a big pearl that looked rare. Shame I never got the chance to grab it ze."

She took out her broom and started to ride it, "time to find it again ze!"

And thus the first sighting of the space and time dragon pokemon was recorded...

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*just then, Pseu-dragon and starts laying waste to the village, engulfing dozens of buildings in flames and slicing down trees with his wings*

"Lord Kaos, my bud's trashing the town, just like you planned! Should keep those Skylosers and that kid busy. And I'm pretty deep into the temple. 'Bout five more minutes, and I'll be at the alter! And then these little beauties will usher in a new era, completely revolving around you!

*shows Kaos the Chaos Emeralds over the video feed*

"Good work, F.M.! It seems so obvious that these gems were meant for me! Why, they're even named after me! It's a golden opportunity!"

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*An engima stick suddenly hits F.M, causing him to drop the emeralds*

''Now now Kaos, it's not nice to be so greedy''

*Smashes the video feed with bo staff*

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*meanwhile, in Kaos' Lair his video feed gets destroyed, yet a new one emerges, shrouded in darkness*

???: "Kaos...."

Kaos: "Eh? Who are you? Are you my mother trying to scare me again? I thought those Skylanders locked you up in that mirror long ago!"

???: "I am not your mother, but I'm here to provide.... Assets for you."

Kaos: "Assets? What kind of assets?"

???: "I want you to call your little robot back, I have an upgrade for him that will help you deal with some enemies of yours."

Kaos: "Hmmm, how do you know all of this? Eh? For all I know you could be the Skylanders!"

*emerges from the darkness*

Mephiles: "Do I look like a Skylander to you?"

Kaos: "I see, OK, be right back with you." *turns off the video feed*

Mephiles: "Excellent."

*another Kaos stands beside Mephiles*

Kaos: "Did the other me accept the offer, my LORD?"

Mephiles: "He sure did."

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(MEANWHILE, IN THE TEMPLE)

*F.M. receives a message from Kaos telling him to abort mission and return to base*

"I'm not taking any chances!"

*F.M. shoves Nightwing to the side, recollects all seven Emeralds, and bails, returning to Kaos's fortress*

"Wait! Did you remember to check for tracking devices?"

"Oh, right."

*F.M. sends an EMP all over his body, disabling the tracking devices Nightwing planted on him*

"Good! Now, come inside, F.M.. I'd like you to meet our new ally."

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Kaos: "F.M, meet Mephiles. Leader of the Metarex, or whatever it's called."

Mephiles: "Well, well, well. Don't you look familiar, F.M? But this time, I'm on your side."

*A chip appears through a portal in front of Kaos*

Kaos: "What is this chip for?"

Mephiles: "F.M's latest upgrade. This'll give him the ability to access computers to upload these assets I was telling you about."

Kaos: "Well, there you go F.M, put this... I dunno, in your butt or something? Where do you put this thing?"

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*sighs*

*installs the chip into his arm cannon*

*BBBRRRRRRZZZAAPPPP*

"Whoa... what was in that chip? I feel dizzy... which shouldn't be possible for a robot.

Wait... I can see everything! All the computer data in the world is in my head! There's nothing I can't find out! EEE HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEE!!!"

*Kaos clears his throat and looks skeptical*

"...I-I mean, there's no information I can't get for you, Your Excellency!"

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