[ROLEPLAY] Super Smash Bros: Smash in the House! (OP Includes Full Details, Rules, and Characters)

[gala]

"I know everyone does it, but you don't even try and hide it! I really don't get you sometimes..."

[Tori Himemiya]

"Wait does Megaman even eat anything at all?"

This sudden realization of Megaman being a robot made Marth wonder about him.

[Tails spin]

*Palutena is near dedede* 

"Hey dedede is it true that you are madly in love with Palutena?"

*Says this as he eats a cook wiggler that kirby cooked for him especially*

Edited July 31, 2015 by Tails spin

[Ryannumber1gamer]

*Mega Man looked at Marth* 

"Well, I do need to keep my energy up."

"Much like how E-Tanks were created as robotic drinks that restore energy, we also have food like that"

*Kirby brings him robotic toast*

[Forte-Metallix]

"Wowie, robot food. What will they think of next?

And yeah, King D, you've been going on and on about how pretty you think Palutena is."

*Dedede angrily raises his hammer*

"Uh... oh no, wait, that must've been Meta Knight! My mistake!"

[...]

Y'all shaddup! I dunno where you've been gettin' this from, but it's wrong! She's already got that annoyin' angel boy!

[gala]

"What are you trying to imply, Dedede?"

[Tails spin]

Y'all shaddup! I dunno where you've been gettin' this from, but it's wrong! She's already got that annoyin' angel boy!

*makes a trollface*

"Yoshi,Yoshi, someone's jealous "

[...]

I ain't implyin' nothin', now get outta here before I clobba ya!

[Failinhearts]

*meanwhile, back in Final Destination*

"Oooh, things are heating up over there!"

*another rift opens, firing a bag popcorn at Master Hand*

"Stop teasing me with popcorn! And what's with these vortexes?!"

 

Yeah, it turns out popcorn is gonna be a running gag with Master Hand.

[Tori Himemiya]

"The ladies man everyone, King Dedede"

Marth gives a slow clap for Dedede.

[Failinhearts]

*Master Hand tries to slow clap, but he since he's just one hand, he has to resort slowly slam the surface of FD to clap*

"Being a giant hand isn't all it's cracked out to be."

[Forte-Metallix]

"Hey! Back offa Yoshi!

Just because you can't express your feelings doesn't mean you get to be a bully!

Or do you need another Super Jump Punch to the face?!"

[Failinhearts]

"Super Jump Punch, again? Looks like Yoshi has some DADDY issues! Or should I say... MAMA issues?"

[Tails spin]

"Hey! Back offa Yoshi!

Just because you can't express your feelings doesn't mean you get to be a bully!

Or do you need another Super Jump Punch to the face?!"

"Ok Yoshi, is mad. Look here Mr.Green-stache my people had to save you not once, not twice, but THREE times when you were a baby and this is how you treat me in thanks to that"

*gives Luigi the death stare*

"yoshi yoshi, I've got my eyes on you"

[Forte-Metallix]

"What?

I was-a telling Dedede to back off of you."

[Tails spin]

"What?

I was-a telling Dedede to back off of you."

"Opps Mama Luigi, yoshi is so sorry. Yoshi thought you were going to super punch jump me.

please forgive me mama Luigi."

 

[Tori Himemiya]

"All this talk of 'mama' is probably going to make Dedede cry since he's just there with no parents"

It would be kind of odd of a weird man penguin from a star planet to have any relatives.

[Ryannumber1gamer]

''Hey guys, we should watch a movie''

*Mega Man smirks at Marth*

''Hey DeDeDe, does a romance sound good to you?''

''Maybe you can pick up some tips''

[...]

Hmmm..

Yo, guys. I need your input. Tomorrow, I'm gonna make sure I propose to Palutena and make her marry me! Once that's done, we'll rule over Dream Land forever after! *begins to tear up, smiling at his imaginary scenarios of Palutena and him frolicking through his castle while kicking around Waddle Dees*

[Klinsy]

"Uh, I think Robin's married, I don't know to who though."

"Maybe you should go ask them."

[...]

But Robin hates me, for no doggone reason to add! You're a robot, ya gotta help me!

[Tori Himemiya]

"You're onto something Megaman"

*seconds later they strapped Dedede onto a chair*

"This is for you're own good Dedede. You need a big lesson in love."

Marth turns on the TV and Disney Descendants starts. The torture begins...

[Ryannumber1gamer]

''Dude. Palutena is a kindly all powerful being''

''You're a giant penguin who's the fake king of Dream Land''

''and there's the small fact that....SHE DOESN'T LOVE YOU''

''....and quite frankly, she's a higher tier''

[Klinsy]

"Love? ... What do I know about love?"

"Well, I love my R.O.B family, but they're kinda ... dead."

"Oh, I know who can help, Kirby!"

"He's going out with Jigglypuff."

"Plus he loves you."