[ROLEPLAY] Super Smash Bros: Smash in the House! (OP Includes Full Details, Rules, and Characters)

[...]

No, prissy boy! I don wanna watch this, get me outta this chair or else!

And shut it, metal pint! I ain't no fake king, I own everything in Dream Land! You're just jealous because your series is dead!

Plus, R.O.B., Kirbeh only is doin' that to butter me up so he can defeat me! It's a battle tactic.

Edited August 1, 2015 by Felix

[Ryannumber1gamer]

*Mega Man laughs*

''That's odd. I could swear I have a collection coming out this year''

''A critically acclaimed comic series''

''and a animated series coming in a few years''

''Where's your spin off game Kingy?''

''And just for that, you're watching High School Musical next.''

[...]

NO NO NO NO!

Y'know what? I'm sorry! I'm sorry for calling y'all a metal pint and prissy boy all the time, I just want some advice to talk to Palutena! Please!

[Failinhearts]

"Hey guys, I have a boxset of Disney sitcoms that came out of a rift. You want them? Maybe you can give them to Dedede if he continues to misbehave himself."

"Take your pick, I got Jessie, Hannah Montana, Liv and Maddie...."

[Ryannumber1gamer]

*shakes head*

''Fine.''

''We'll help you with your love life and stop the movie on one condition .''

*Rush throws out a microphone tapped into the speakers around the entire mansion*

*Holds the microphone up to DeDeDe's mouth*

''You are going to tell Kirby that you love him and that he is your bestest friend ever''

[Failinhearts]

"I can bring Kirby here. Should I bring him?"

"He'll LOVE it!"

[...]

*quietly growls under breath* Ugh, fine. Just give me advice and then I'll do it after I rule Dream Land with Pally!

[Ryannumber1gamer]

''Sorry D3''

''Like NME, we like you to do your part first''

*holds microphone up to him*

''Come on, you're wasting your precious time here.''

[...]

(nobody has claimed Kirby how we are we even gonna do this)

No, Master Hand, don't bring Kirbeh in yet!

[Failinhearts]

"This Microphone has been enchanced to reach anyone's ear. It's set to Kirby. So say it."

[Ryannumber1gamer]

(Kirby will hear over the microphone. There's a reason I said Rush was hooked up to every speaker in the mansion in every room)

''We're waiting King D3''

[...]

Here we go...

*goes up to mic and speaks*

H-hey, KIRBEH! YOU'RE MY BESTEST FRIEND IN THE WORLD AND I DON'T WANNA CLOBBA YA NO MORE!

*pants* Now will y'all help me?

Edited August 1, 2015 by Felix

[Failinhearts]

"Sounds convincing to me, anyone else?"

[Ryannumber1gamer]

''Rush, did you record that?''

*Rush nods in response*

''Play it on loop on every speaker and TV in the house''

*It plays everywhere*

''Alright. Now we're ready to help you'' 

[...]

*groans with an unamused expression on face*

Okay, tell me what I should do! It's pretty late and I need muh sleep!

[Failinhearts]

"How should I know anything about romance? I'm just a hand."

[Ryannumber1gamer]

''Then you better go get a cup of coffee''

''It's time for a crash course on romance''

*Looks at Marth, Master Hand and R.O.B*

''This is gonna be hard, so it'll take all of us, and maybe some people who join in our misadventure later to do this''

''You guys with me?!''

[Failinhearts]

"Uhh, how should we start? Pickup lines? Attire? Restaurants? The Birds and the Bees? Whatever that is."

"Again, I don't know. I'm just a hand."

[Ryannumber1gamer]

''We'd better start with dining''

''Considering who it is, this is gonna be the big one''

[Failinhearts]

"Wherever you go, make sure it isn't Final Destination. You may like the starry sky, but the cold depths of space and the sun passing by can really mess up the food."

[Ryannumber1gamer]

''We'll take him to the Smash Dining Room!''

*Later at the dining room*

*Mega Man places a collar on DeDeDe*

''Alright D3. This is how things are to go down''

''First you will do what comes naturally''

''If it's right, we move on''

''If it's wrong....well, Rush will make sure you know''

*Rush has a devious smile* 

[Tori Himemiya]

"Maybe we should throw Dedede with Palutena in a castle for 2 years and let them save the world or something"

 

"...Hey it worked for me"

[...]

Get this collar off o' me! I ain't yo dog!

[Ryannumber1gamer]

''Do you want our help or not?''

''Because if you're going to be a baby about this''

''There's the door right there''

[...]

Ergh, fine. I'll keep it on. I won't do any funny stuff.

(It's getting p late here, how about we continue this in Part II tomorrow?)