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[Phantomime]

Also is on Teufort, Doublecross, and granary.

http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/939252079138856632/F153B015D4B43354209F2B4EA8A786BE7F383990/

http://cloud-2.steam...32ED4FCDBE88D3/

Good god those things are massive

[Polar Vec]

What are those...tank-like things?

Did anyone try to clip his way through it?

[Solly]

What are those...tank-like things?

Did anyone try to clip his way through it?

Yes they have.



And here they are compiled to their correct size.

[Enderwoman]

GUYS...SOMETHIN' BIG IS GOING ON...

[PSI Aqua]

>Looks through Kong King to see if there's anything so I can be one of the first
>Nothing
>Badwater had something
Goddamnit!
By the way, this is all I found in Kong King
http://cloud.steampo...330AEC2E10C6C8/
You can already see these anyways behind the spawn via a window. There was a Top Secret door, but it lead to nothing.

[Generations (Chaos Warp)]

So..........we may get tank gameplay in the near future?

[Noir]

No, it's almost guaranteed that this is leading up to Mann vs. Machine

[Rusty Spy]

A new blood splatter on the homepage and the entirety of Zephaniah Mann's Will is revealed!

http://www.teamfortress.com/mannwill/

Specifically the last part of his will is uncovered.

Edited by Rusty Spy, 11 August 2012 - 08:46 PM.

[Mr. NinjaShark]

and ontop of that, the newest update Has an interesting revelation

Undocumented changes

• The Barely-Melted Capacitor is now equippable by all classes.
• New hashes added in the schema.

a Star shaped Bird told me that this has the effect of creating a message when you High Five someone who also has the Capacitor equipped, they are being collected here


What does it Mean? What will it Reveal? All we know so far is that the Administrator really likes walking into Bars!

also the dll has this piece of text

CMsgStandsForMonosodiumGlutamate
did_you_know_excitotoxicity_is_a_word
seriously_why_are_you_looking_at_this
CMsgStandsForMonosodiumGlutamateORDOESIT
did_you_know_excitotoxicity_is_a_word
i_didnt_know_that
but_then_i_dont_know_a_lot_of_things_i_guess

what does it mean, well....

Spoiler

Valve is screwing with us

BREAKING NEWS!

there was apparently another tiny Update, and a Page named 'tobor' appeared wich as of now leads to a forbidden page.

Edited by Mr. NinjaShark, 11 August 2012 - 10:14 PM.

[Mr. NinjaShark]

Alright Fellas, Hold onto your Hats and prepare your Asses because I am Double Posting because shit is going down now, like seriously, this is going to cause so many "oh Shit" reactions, I can already tell because I did say "Oh Shit" at this

so here it is, a NEW TF2 Comic

BLOOD BROTHERS

Alamo Astonishment in the Mighty Mann.co Manner!

[Phantomime]

An honestly shocking plot twist? In MY TF2?

Also... WHAT HAPPENS NOW?

Spoiler

what is happening

Edited by Phantomime, 12 August 2012 - 12:10 PM.

[Generations (Chaos Warp)]

Wait.... Pregnancy machine? Shit.

[Remz]

Valve are reaching new heights with these comics every time they make one. I don't think I've laughed this hard at the Alamo in my entire life.


TF2 horde mode incoming.

[Rusty Spy]

Wow, these consequences will.... never be the same.

[HunterTSF]

I HAVEN'T READ THE COMIC YET BUT I WAS GOING TO POST THIS YESTERDAY

Spoiler

A new blood splatter on the homepage and the entirety of Zephaniah Mann's Will is revealed!

http://www.teamfortress.com/mannwill/

Specifically the last part of his will is uncovered.

Lastly, to most trusted Elizabeth I leave the entirety of my "miracle" gravel cache, uncovered with Barnabus during a trip to Terra Australis. My weakling son Gray resurfaced last year and has threatened to blackmail me for it. I give the gravel to you and swear you to utmost secrecy in its keeping.

"Miracle" gravel, eh? Discovered in Terra Australis, eh?! By jove, my Spidey-senses are telling me that this so-called "gravel" cache that Zephaniah is referring to is in actuality Australium! (shocker)

Well, since the release of The Poopy Joe Files we still know that Helen's still stockpiling the stuff to prevent something. (Why heck, TF Industries stole the entirety of the United States' national reserve of the material during the Doomsday incident.)

Anywho, I was browsing through Loose Cannon to give myself a resfresher on the Mann Family history when I noticed this on the last page...!



THERE ARE THREE LIFE EXTENDER MACHINES... could Gray still be alive?!

All we know is that he was after the Mann estate's "miracle" gravel... and this "Gray Gravel Company" is stationed smack-dab in the middle of RED and BLU's operations in Gravel Pit.

...Elizabeth, and now Helen have been stockpiling the stuff to make sure that he doesn't get his hands on it...

...and...



...our very own Dell Conagher (that's the Engineer!) knows where the caches are!

Oh, and now some mysterious unmarked carrier tanks are encircling RED and BLU's battlegrounds.

DIS GUN B GUD

*reads comic*

GEE GOLLY JEEPERS THERE SON, GREAT BARRIER REEF, HOLY HOT DOG ON A STICK. Didn't see that coming. At all. Woah. Woah! WOAH.

WHAT HAPPENS NOW?

What. Happens. Now.

BIG STUFF. THE BIGGEST STUFF. In the history of forever. It's going down.

Edited by HunterTSF, 12 August 2012 - 06:49 PM.

[Polar Vec]

So...no Redmond, no Bluetarch...What's going to happen to the teams !?

[Rusty Spy]

...our very own Dell Conagher (that's the Engineer!) knows where the caches are!

Oh, and now some mysterious unmarked carrier tanks are encircling RED and BLU's battlegrounds.

I just realized that those tanks are blue. Could this mean the tanks DON'T belong to Gray, but in fact, THE ENGINEER! And the tanks are in fact drilling machines to dig up the Australium!

Edited by Rusty Spy, 12 August 2012 - 08:52 PM.

[HunterTSF]

OH GOSH.

THE ENGINEER KNOWS SOMETHING.

WHAT DO YOU KNOW DELL.

WHATEVER IT IS.

I DO NOT THINK YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO KNOW IT.

god damn it blutarch look at what your careless hands have wrought

but you can't

cuz you're dead

Edited by HunterTSF, 12 August 2012 - 09:38 PM.

[Solly]

TF2 horde mode incoming.

This is very plausible. We have seene evidence the MvM update will have "waves," among many other things.

Since this is all likely connected to that update, I think this is a good time to remind everyone of the crazy sound file names from an update months ago.

• “sound\mvm\giant_heavy\giant_heavy_step01.wav”
• “sound\mvm\giant_heavy\giant_heavy_step02.wav”
• “sound\mvm\giant_heavy\giant_heavy_step03.wav”
• “sound\mvm\giant_heavy\giant_heavy_step04.wav”
• “sound\mvm\giant_soldier\giant_soldier_step01.wav”
• “sound\mvm\giant_soldier\giant_soldier_step02.wav”
• “sound\mvm\giant_soldier\giant_soldier_step03.wav”
• “sound\mvm\giant_soldier\giant_soldier_step04.wav”
• “sound\mvm\giant_demoman\giant_demoman_step_01.wav”
• “sound\mvm\giant_demoman\giant_demoman_step_02.wav”
• “sound\mvm\giant_demoman\giant_demoman_step_03.wav”
• “sound\mvm\giant_demoman\giant_demoman_step_04.wav”
• “sound\mvm\giant_scout\giant_scout_step_01.wav”
• “sound\mvm\giant_scout\giant_scout_step_02.wav”
• “sound\mvm\giant_scout\giant_scout_step_03.wav”
• “sound\mvm\giant_scout\giant_scout_step_04.wav”
• “sound\mvm\giant_pyro\giant_pyro_step_01.wav”
• “sound\mvm\giant_pyro\giant_pyro_step_02.wav”
• “sound\mvm\giant_pyro\giant_pyro_step_03.wav”
• “sound\mvm\giant_pyro\giant_pyro_step_04.wav”
• “sound\mvm\giant_heavy\giant_heavy_loop.wav”
• “sound\mvm\giant_soldier\giant_soldier_loop.wav”
• “sound\mvm\giant_demoman\giant_demoman_loop.wav”
• “sound\mvm\giant_scout\giant_scout_loop.wav”
• “sound\mvm\giant_heavy\giant_heavy_explodes.wav”
• “sound\mvm\giant_common\giant_common_explode.wav”
• “sound\mvm\sentrybuster\mvm_sentrybuster_explode.wav”
• “sound\mvm\sentrybuster\mvm_sentrybuster_loop.wav”
• “sound\mvm\sentrybuster\mvm_sentrybuster_step_01.wav”
• “sound\mvm\sentrybuster\mvm_sentrybuster_step_02.wav”
• “sound\mvm\sentrybuster\mvm_sentrybuster_step_03.wav”
• “sound\mvm\sentrybuster\mvm_sentrybuster_step_04.wav”
• “sound\mvm\sentrybuster\mvm_sentrybuster_spin.wav”
• “sound\mvm\mvm_deploy_small.wav”
• “sound\mvm\mvm_deploy_giant.wav”
• “sound\mvm\melee_impacts\cbar_hitbod_robo01.wa v”
• “sound\mvm\melee_impacts\cbar_hitbod_robo02.wa v”
• “sound\mvm\melee_impacts\cbar_hitbod_robo03.wa v”
• “sound\mvm\mvm_tank_loop.wav”
• “sound\mvm\mvm_tank_deploy.wav”
• “sound\mvm\mvm_tank_start.wav”
• “sound\mvm\mvm_tank_smash.wav”
• “sound\mvm\mvm_tank_explode.wav”
• “sound\music\mvm_wave_done.wav”
• “sound\mvm\mvm_bought_upgrade.wav”
• “sound\mvm\mvm_bought_in.wav”
• “sound\mvm\mvm_used_powerup.wav”
• “sound\mvm\mvm_player_died.wav”

The waves and robot stuff is now given more context.

[PSI Aqua]

http://teamfortress.com/mvm

DAY 2
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