Speederino

One billion girl poops being mentioned simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion Lyras hopping throughout the cosmos. I can feel every single Speederino that has ever existed at my fingertips, I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my veins. Every silly joke, every catch phrase, and every adorable Lyra hop. I am there. I Am The Speederino Fanbase.

-elementofchaos

Oh, hello there! I see you are visiting my profile for some reason or another. Perhaps you’re here to give me money, or perhaps you’re here to give me large piles of money. No matter the reason, you are now reading these words and expecting me to say something about myself. But what can I tell you? I am but a mere Speederino (pronounced ‘Speed-er-eeno’ btw), a quiet and laid back member on SSMB who stays in the background and tries really hard not to get noticed. In fact, I’m not even sure how you found this profile to begin with!

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You guys aren’t buying it, are you? OH FINE. It’s honestly kind of difficult to go into great detail about myself, so here’s the lowdown: my name is Kenny, but you probably already knew that since you can see the right-hand side of the page. So what sort of information are you even looking for, anyways? I’ve been a gamer since my hands were large enough to hold a controller. I like to read, I like to write, I greatly enjoy watching specific shows (chiefly Doctor Who at the moment but as you can tell from my avatar I’m also a fan of MLP). I like to hang around the status updates and I frequent the SSMB Skype chat pretty often, so you know where to find me.

Frequently Asked Questions not really

What are my favorite games/game franchises? Legend of Zelda, SAHWNIK, Assassin’s Creed, Harvest Moon, Elder Scrolls, Chrono Trigger, Psychonauts, Banjo-Kazooie, Animal Crossing, Viewtiful Joe, Ace Attorney, yadda yadda yadda I could go on and on with this.

What am I currently reading? Game of Thrones with a little Sherlock Holmes on the side

What do I write? Well, I have a thread for that now.

Favorite food? Chicken Fettuccine though I could really just say most pasta dishes in general.

What do I look like? If you click this link, you will see Speederino in his natural habitat.

What IS a Speederino anyways?  I dunno it’s just a screenname I barely remember coming up with so SHUT YOUR FACE HOLE.

Favorite music? Classic rock is always good.

3DS Friend Code (especially for teh Animal Crossingz): 0344-9285-1312 (PM me with your friend code if you add me)

That’s all for now I guess. I’ll add more stuff if I think of anything.