Kits'Okami

"My Shit Life So Far"

I'll keep this short. I'm the "Family Guy" to life's "Boondocks" (or "Home Movies" in my case). Or should that be the other way round?

Spent a majority of my life skipping classes, being depressed and pining over some bitch in Dorset. When I found out she turned into a fucking gore-lovin' Satan-shagger thanks to "Naruto", I was finally released from those shackles (although it was my fault I was "shackled" in the first place), but by then it was too late. My sanity sank to "Big Issue seller" levels of brokenness, I developed a seething hatred of all things "Naruto" and never trusted anyone called "Laura" again (my slut of a sister, also called "Laura", didn't help matters when she did a "Waterloo Road" and ran off with a deranged paedophile 40 years her senior). However, I also benefitted from the experience, but at the moment I can't remember how.

I'm not much of a gamer. Hell, the only games I really play are character-based platformers like "Sonic" and "Klonoa" (best game franchise eva BTW). I grew up under the daft assumption that "Mario" was for children, but after I played "New Super Mario Bros. (DS)" recently, I learned that sometimes, kids get the best stuff. Lucky little shits.

I can't say why I'm into Sonic as much as I am. I guess it's because Sonic's always been "there". As far back as I can care to remember, Sonic has always been a pivotal part of my life. Sonic is more-or-less a friend of mine (I'll go on, aware of the fact that I'm getting odd looks from the guys who have bothered to pay attention this far in). He does things that I really don't like sometimes ("'06", "Unleashed" for example) and there have been times when I have been totally unreasonable about his "behaviour", but we've known each other far too long to just let go and move on from each other and before long, I find myself coming back to the li'l blue bastard, as in love with him as ever...

... You do realise that last paragraph was a metaphor and that I have absolutely no affiliation to "Sonic Passion" or any of its members? Good, then I can move on.

As well as all that, I'm currently studying Games Design which would be awesome if it weren't for the other students. I'm also a furry (despite the fact that I don't attend fur-fests, fur-suits creep me the fuck out and I refuse to join any internet "furry" communities for obvious reasons), love to explore vast countrysides and valleys, watches mostly Anime and comedy ("One Piece" FTW), wolves, foxes, cats and owls are my favourite animals, I own two cats (used to be three, but the eldest was put down some time ago. God Bless you, Old Tim. I'll never forget you), is on the "pirates" side (Fuck you, ninjas, for ruining my life), quite old-fashioned, suffer from autism, terribly sensitive emotionally, loves "Mongrels" and am currently single, which is totally understandable when you get to know me. =/

"The truth is... We all hate each other" - The White Wolf of the World's last words.