Nintendoga

Even though you have no interest in me, nor knowing anything about me, I have no idea as to why you 're here or why you're wasting you sweet precious time reading my profile, when you could be sucking the milk off of Niko Bellic's blue erecting tits instead, or some other bullshit, but I digress.

The common deception of talking about one's profile page is far and wide as most people lie about what they are, and what they like to do, in a meaningless effort to make friends on the Internet who you will most likely not remember in 2 or 3 years. These pathetic blistering efforts that most people do is what I'm going to do today in order make associates on this god-forbidden planet for the sole mission of talking to another when I'm too lazy to do so in real life. Sad isn't it?

I'm Big, Broad, Bold, Black, Badgering, Ballistic, Bitchy, & Brainy. These characteristics define me in this blue world like a business man would in a conference room filled with brainless shit-eaters  who all keep pitching the idea that " A blue hedgehog that should stay dead is most successful when you change the ways that defines him by adding unnecessary gimmicks in each & every pathetic excuse of a game in order to gain a fuck ton of money." Thankfully these retards were fired in the past year or two, but it becomes quite painfully inadequate when someone like George Woods or Michael Moores could be the brainpower of your company, and not a damn thing would be different.

But I've been rambling on too long and my belly is quite empty for some pizza, so I'll leave now and let you fans argue relentlessly over pathetic obstacles like "green eyes" or "physics over gameplay" while the tallfucks like Iizuka sit in their chairs laughing at you while cumming gold sperm into the whores mouths while making another Sonic game.

And guess who the whores are....I'll give you a hint, they're right behind this screen. Including me.

Nintendoga out.

P.S. I like video games too.