Black Mamba

About Me

Yo come on in and chill, have a seat, take your pants off, kick back.



call me Jackstraw, Doctor Jackstraw, you may know me from the time i crashed your aunt's funeral, and threw up in the shrimp cocktail. i'm the hero that ssmb deserves, but doesn't realize it needs yet. i enjoy the vidya, comic books, music, dragon dildos and other shit. i'm a collected and fun person, i love living life, laughing, and being generally optimistic, i just show it in a snarky, disturbed, sociopathtic way. so get to know me and shit.

Community Stats

• Group TSS Member
• Active Posts 597
• Profile Views 19,039
• Member Title real human being
• Age Age Unknown
• Birthday May 23
• Gender
  Male
• Location
  whore island
• Interests
  Magnets, milksteak, little green ghouls
• Country
  Bermuda