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About Me

So, you want to know about me eh? That's why you came here, right. Man, you didn't even take your shoes off before you barged in.


Awr, alright. Take a seat, stay awhile and listen.


I was born in a forest, not much unlike the one you imagine as you read this sentence. There I was, frolicing happily and without a care until one day I woke up... here. Whatever this place is. I was scared and confused of course but after the initial testing the experiments were over, They started to treat me almost humanely. I mean sure they gave me the occasional electric shock when they spotted me doing something I shouldn't but hey, They gave me a place to stay, I met some new people... before you knew it I was one of Them. Now, and this is just between you and me got it, now I think they slipped something in my water because one day I was just all perkily following their orders, capturing others and using those shockers myself.


You see this scar? That's from the more troubled times. The ones you're not allowed to talk about.


It's a bit blurry to me but one day I just kinda woke up with the idea that maybe I was on the wrong side. Maybe I was just following orders without much thinking what my actions actually did. So I decided to break free. I stopped drinking the water, I started avoiding the radio calls They used to contact me. And one day, just like that, They just let me go. No explanations, no nothing. Suddenly all of Their presence was gone around me.


And now I'm here. Lurking in the shadows, staying low. I now know things I never used to before. It's pretty heavy stuff and I don't know if I can trust you just yet, but let me tell you it's not just the water and shocks. There's something much, much more sinister going on in the places where they don't want you to look. Those screams at night? You're not just imagining them, They just want you to believe you do.


Now I can't just stand by and ignore all that. My life, my destiny is tied to this place now. And I'm gonna make some wrongs right. And you're either with me, or against me.


I'll give you some time to think. But remember, this was just between you and me. Never spread this to anyone else. I know they're keeping an eye on me...


Now get out or They'll start to suspect something.

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