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The game that brought back Knuckles' hat, killed Sonic. What does that say about where we're going?

It's the eggman stadium now.

Shadow rules

Sega is officially the worst company ever.

I can't believe they killed Sonic the hedgehog.

We're free guys. Shut the fucking site down.

How is something that amounts to a April fools shitpost about Sonic being dead so detailed and fun lol

I can't believe Sonic is fucking DEAD. 

Thank god, it's finally over

I wonder if the ad was referencing Sonic haters that think he is way past his prime and should've been put down years ago.

I remember seeing comments like that a lot, years ago. They're far less common these days from what I've noticed anyway.

“The Murder of Sonic the Hedgehog”

The fuq?

I want Detective Tails as a plushie.

they kill him. i upload a fanfic and they fucking kill him

One step closer to a Sonic x Ace Attorney crossover.

Sonic the Hedgehog is fucking dead.

Eggman's favorite Sonic game just dropped

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2324650/The_Murder_of_Sonic_the_Hedgehog/ 

OMG FREE SONIC MURDER MYSTERY GAME????

It's real and posted before April 1st at that. One heck of a power move.

WAIT THIS SHIT IS REAL????

THAT IS THE HARDEST LAUGH I HAVE EVER GOTTEN OUT OF SONIC SOCIAL MEDIA 

sonic is dead y'all, and we gotta find the murderer

Cyber Space Challenge is a lot of fun. Like Egg Shuttle before it, I think the short and gimmicky stagelist works a lot better when you have to do a lot of them/all of them back-to-back to get a good time.

in memory of my record of how long I could go without crying 

I think I've already mentioned this before, but I don't understand what's blocking SEGA to create a Western counterpart for Sonic Channel. Heck, at least translate the page.

(post) it might seem like a joke, but it's not, i got a new chapter of my sonic fanfic up!

the world's becoming more familiar by the second