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  1. Man, Trump was a terrible president, but anyone who thinks him creating the Space Force was stupid needs to be punched in the face with a sledgehammer. That was the single brilliant idea he’s had, and I will die on a hill for this opinion.

    Now let’s fight!

    1. Thigolf


      What's brilliant about it

    2. Strickerx5


      Every other country is making advancements into space. Satellites have become vital in today's society. Generally speaking, yes, it's good to have a presence up there.

      And no, it's not sending soldiers into space like some think it is.

    3. Ferno


      when are we getting tanks up there

      like literal ground tanks but white and in space

    4. Supah Berry

      Supah Berry

      I've been looking forward to the future where they land astronauts back on the moon again in my lifetime. As extreme and crudely executed as it might've been, his attempts to push us closer to it happening, are... admirable, from a conceptual standpoint.

    5. CrownSlayer’s Shadow

      CrownSlayer’s Shadow

      @Thigolfin addition to what Stricker brought up, we’re very likely to see further militarization of space, treaties be damned. At least five countries have Anti-Satellite Weapons that, in the event of war, will be one of the most sought after targets in a conflict, and as a result of that will require heavy investment in defending them.

      You’ve heard of Carrier Battle Groups that the US has? Well imagine Satellite Battle Groups in the near future where you have one satellite meant to protect the main satellites from enemy attacks and another meant to direct swarm attacks on the enemy. If you think this is too far-fetched now, understand that people said the same thing about drones before they became what they are today.

      And that’s before we start talking about building military bases on the moon, which you can bet you will see in your lifetime barring tragedy doesn’t throw a monkey wrench into that prospect.

      The future is wild.

    6. Ferno


      kinda depressing that we'll likely have military bases on the moon before we have purely scientific ones like the ones in antarctica

    7. CrownSlayer’s Shadow

      CrownSlayer’s Shadow

      Considering there’s resources on the moon that can be mined without causing any major environmental damages and risk like here on Earth, it has its ups and downs.

      Hell, we’re already in the age of AI. That’s just going help accelerate things faster than ever predicted.

  2. I've grown to dislike April Fools because AAA companies will go "Look at this fun, neat game idea!!!" only to basically immediately go "HAHAHA April Fools, back to our boring stale shit"

    1. Supah Berry

      Supah Berry

      The best April Fool is a real Fool.



      Edit:   LIKE SO

  3. Stealth talking shit about Sega and still bring called in to work is king shit.

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    1. Thigolf


      He probably knows Sega can't do Classic Sonic stuff for shit without him lol

    2. AlphaRuby


      Well, it's not like he called Sonic Team rude names online.

    3. Strickerx5


      It's sort of sad how even a calm critique against a company could be seen as a death sentence in terms of cooperation in today's society.

    4. Kuzu


      @Strickerx5Corporate can reflect, they can only deflect.


  4. May not appear to be much for now, but I wonder where this will go?

    1. TheOcelot


      A bit vague, lol.

    2. PublicEnemy1


      Sounds like a set-up for April Fool's tomorrow

    3. Kuzu


      This is definitely an April Fools setup.

    4. Strickerx5


      Bro even if this is a joke… what does this even mean anymore? Every game for the last decade has had a new direction lol

    5. Rabid-Coot


      New 2D Sonic starting on the right and going left.

    6. A super No.1 washedupgamer
    7. PC the Hedgehog

      PC the Hedgehog

      Frig, I didn't even think of April Fools until y'all mentioned it. Guess better to remember now that be disappointed later.

    8. TheOcelot


      Maybe it's about the rumoured new advance/rush inspired 2D game 😏 

    9. Supah Berry

      Supah Berry

      I dunno. Going in a new direction even though the new direction they've already gone in now has been relatively successful seems in ST's nature.


      What if it's something ShTH level wild, like the speculated Battle Royale?

    10. ShinyGems


      @PC the HedgehogOdd. I kind of thought the same thing before it was mentioned.

    11. ShinyGems


      Anyway, here is the fools...


  5. I finally figured out how to fix the navigation template for Sonic Unleashed on Sonic Retro so Cool Edge wasn't listed as the 6th stage, an error that literally lead to the stages being in the wrong order in the Unleashed Project mod for Generations lol.  That's been bugging me for years.

  6. Michael Berlyn, creator of Bubsy the Bobcat, has passed away. He was an absolute legend, may he rest in piece.


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    1. CrownSlayer’s Shadow

      CrownSlayer’s Shadow

      Damn. At least he lived a long life. Been seeing way too many people die young.

  7. Out of all the bizarre, awful and unfunny elements the movie A Thousand Words has, the one that still baffles me the most is why the protagonist is in psychological therapy. You'd think it might be connected to his family issues or his stress at work, but it's not, and it's used only as a setup for one of the cheap gags of the second half of the movie. They literally could have used him seeing a regular doctor as a setup and nothing would have changed.

  8. I wonder if we're gonna get a Wha Happun episode on E3.

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  9. Man, the megaman nt warrior cgi visuals were trippy as heck.

    I'm gonna be binging this show on up to September.

  10. i can't believe the guy from home alone 2 got indicted, his cinematic career is most likely over

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  11. lmao trump got indicted

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    1. DaBigJ


      What does that mean?

    2. Dr. Mechano

      Dr. Mechano

      Trump has been formally charged with a crime, meaning he will be extradited from Florida and taken into custody in New York next week. What happens beyond that is uncertain for now.

    3. Jovahexeon Jax Joranvexeon
    4. Indigo Rush

      Indigo Rush

      Hopefully they'll have better security for everything than Jan 6.

  12. Good evening SSMB! 🎼


  13. The real question: At the end of Sonic 1, do you let Eggman fly off, or do you destroy his Eggmobile? I know it makes no difference, but I figured it'd be interesting to see how many of us chose one over the other.

    1. Chili Dawg

      Chili Dawg

      I am not a merciful sonic, i make my enemies suffer

    2. Diogenes


      crack that egg and make an omelette

    3. Indigo Rush

      Indigo Rush

      you should be able to do that at the end of every boss and if you manage to do it every time it should unlock a secret, extremely unforgiving final boss

    4. Solister


      I do.

      It would be funny if there were conspiracy theories saying which end is the true one. As in "The true ending is when you not hit him, so he can escape for Sonic 2, if you jump on him, he will fall and explode with Scrap Brain".


      But the real question is:

      Who actually kills himself trying to jump after the final boss by falling into the void?

    5. NikoS


      It really depends of the playtrough, sometimes I spare him, sometimes I don't

      Most of the times I do destroy it tho.

    6. DaBigJ


      I kick his stupid ugly face in

    7. The Deleter
    8. Dr. Mechano

      Dr. Mechano

      For years and years, I didn't even know you could hit him, so I always just ran to the end watched him escape.

      Once I learned you could, I still didn't usually do it, since the "let him go" ending just always felt ingrained into me by that point.

    9. A super No.1 washedupgamer

      A super No.1 washedupgamer

      Just hit him. He's gonna come back in the next game anyway.

  14. Sonic and the Trump Indictment

  15. Well, E3 has officially been cancelled.  Should have seen this coming...

  16. why did chris pratt say luigi has "raw sexual charisma" and "BDE"

    1. Chili Dawg

      Chili Dawg

      Because even a stopped clock is right twice a day

    2. JezMM


      Brother Dearest Energy 🙂

    3. DaBigJ


      I'm not lying btw 


    4. Chili Dawg

      Chili Dawg

      I do not like chris pratt as a person

      But this statement is slightly redeeming

    5. Adamabba


      Because he does?

    6. Thigolf


      The internet literally measured his dick a few years ago and it was sizable so yeah, he's spitting facts for once

  17. Sonic frontiers has to be the only game in the series where it is actually better to play in english than japanese lmao, almost everything is much worse in Japanese from the dialogue to weirdly enough the voice acting, sounds so phoned in and  like they are just reading off a script than ever before. This is very rare for Japanese produced media

    1. Indigo Rush

      Indigo Rush

      how the turntables 

  18. Almost a year after Sonic 2’s release, and I STILL can’t get over the way that film treated Tails!

    I swear, If Tails gets knocked out/captured AGAIN in Sonic 3, I will personally fly over to Paramount Studios and yell at the execs! 

    1. Dr. Mechano

      Dr. Mechano

      I think Tails was handled very respectfully in Sonic 2. He had some good emotional scenes, and played a pivotal role in stopping the Death Egg Robot.

    2. A super No.1 washedupgamer

      A super No.1 washedupgamer

      How are you gonna fly? Twin tails?

  19. Scott Pilgrim anime in the works, 2010 cast is back, Bryan Lee O' Malley writing, Edgar Wright involved and Anamanaguchi doing soundtrack. What an announcement!


    1. Jango


      I disliked Cera was Scott, ALTHOUGHT, he actually did a good voice over for that animated short, so I'm actually fine with this. Anamana doing the soundtrack is an absolute win.

    2. Adamabba


      i hope they animate Black Sheep

  20. Yay for Headcannon being involved.

  21. Anyone else bored of April Fools day?

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    1. Solister


      Eh... Since 2021, April 1st will forever be marked as the day of my dad passing, so I doubt I'd ever feel comfortable in "celebrating" it again.

      But nonetheless, it was always my least favorite "festive".

      I mean, of course there are some exceptions, which I won't deny give me some good laughs, for example enterprises dedicating their entire team to produce an ad/poster for something completely absurd which everyone manages to associate with the date at a first sight.

      But I agree, I feel it's a "celebration" which does more harm than good these days.

    2. Perkilator


      Moreso just disappointed in all the “pranks” that pretend to be something serious.

  22. Why is funny Pac-Man getting added to anime girl SEGA game?


    1. Bobnik


      Your question implies that you think they won't make Pac-Man an anime girl

      As for the real answer - they mentioned that the game will have collabs with other, non-SEGA franchises as well

    2. DaBigJ


      Bubsy anime girl or riot

  23. One odd thing, Ive noticed over the past month and a half is certain people on social media are taking advantage of the falling out of problematic figures like emi and 1/2 of hyper potions to push some batshit insane flat-earth level conspiracy theories about the sonic fanbase, theories like "sonic retro is controlling the franchise" or "sonic retro doesn't want momentum in sonic games and they're the reason for sonic 4" (I unironically saw someone parrot that the other day). Yes a lot of the sonic youtubers SoA works with at the moment are problematic but that doesn't mean the entire community is bad or there is some "sonic deep state". Most of these sonic/sega fan sites are just on PR lists and nothing more.

    1. Bobnik



      Yes a lot of the sonic youtubers SoA works with at the moment are problematic

      I'd like for you to elaborate on that.

    2. Your Vest Friend

      Your Vest Friend

      Dunno if Emi has had updates since the Ryan Drummond thing, but Villecco has had allegations brought against them.

    3. Bobnik


      Yeah I know about those situations, I just want clarification who else is "problematic" according to Forge here.

    4. Blacklightning



      sonic retro is controlling the franchise

      If Retro were in control at any point we would not have gotten Forces and Frontiers, but to suggest their agenda had any influence as far back as Sonic 4 is fucking laughable. Retro are among the MOST focused and anal about physics and momentum in Sonic games out of almost any community, to the point that it's honestly a really bizarre extreme sometimes, and I'm expected to believe the reason we don't have momentum of any kind anymore is because they're secretly in control? lmfao fuck right off

    5. Forgeafrontier


      Exactly it is alex jones flat earth tier insanity. Retro is known for being extremely peculiar with what they want sonic to be.


      Yeah I know about those situations, I just want clarification who else is "problematic" according to Forge here.


      I was reffering to emi (and her clique) and Kevin for being problematic. I don't think they deserve platforms and I am hoping sonic sites and sega collectively blacklist those 2 individuals going forward.

    6. Bobnik



      I was reffering to emi (and her clique) and Kevin for being problematic

      That's not "a lot of sonic youtubers SoA works with currently are problematic". That's just 2 people, one of which isn't even a tuber and the other one they only worked with once some time ago on a board game advertisement. Hence my need for clarification

    7. Wraith


      Retro has not been fixated on classic Sonic in a while. 

  24. When I was a kid growing up in the 90s, guess who was my dream voice actor for Bowser was?

    Tony Jay.

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    1. Marcello


      Oh, I thought me. 

    2. CrownSlayer’s Shadow
    3. Chili Dawg

      Chili Dawg

      Tony jay is a goat voice for anything 

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