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  1. Cool, Supreme ruined my run by glitching out

  2. The idea that Jumpman and Mario are different characters is a popular theory, but I don't think it makes any sense.

    Like, Pauline states she knew Mario would remember the events of arcade Donkey Kong in Odyssey during her quiz mission. She and Mario are clearly the characters from the original game, not their descendants or something. 

    1. Waveshocker Sigma

      Waveshocker Sigma

      Yeah, Jumpman and Mario are long confirmed the same person.

      It's not like Mario and Dr. Mario, who Miyamoto himself confirmed is actually a different person from Mario. Now THAT is weird.

    2. Guy Strong

      Guy Strong

      The only thing that makes it confusing is that it's all but confirmed Cranky Kong is that old Donkey Kong, and current DK is the same age as Mario going by Yoshi's Island DS, and we know Mario isn't some old man.

    3. Kuzu


      ...that's a theory?

    4. Dr. Mechano

      Dr. Mechano

      Yeah, mostly parroted by kids and fans who just aren't that familiar with Mario because Matpat popularized it. Same as it ever was.

    5. Dr. Mechano

      Dr. Mechano

      As for the apparent age discrepancy, it's not that hard to work out:

      • Arcade-era Donkey Kong could already be an older gorilla during the events of the arcade games; just not quite Cranky's age yet.
      • Gorillas age about twice as fast as humans anyway.
      • Modern DK's identity is inconsistent; Sometimes he's called Cranky's son, sometimes his grandson. But if we take it as him being a grown-up DK Jr. (especially if we assume Junior is already grown in the arcade era; it's never stated outright he's a kid), then all of this is totally feasible.
  3. The premiere for this season of Death Battle will be Ant-Man vs The Atom, so you all know.

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  4. Oh eight, the Zelda showcase I should watch that.

  5. Prepare for the next sonic game to let sonic fuse rocks to his shoes 

    1. Forgeafrontier


      rather than sonic sticking to the ground, the ground sticks to him!!

  6. I want to be real just for the bafflement of Konami sweeping E3. 


    Then again, they probably will anyway if they show up when no one else will

  7. Ares is such a godawful island for boss rush, most of it's enemies are gimmicks.

  8. Geoff's events are like going to school to do a giant ass test then getting treated to food. Sure, some of the food isn't terrible, but most of it blends in and doesn't make the tedium any less tedious.

  9. Another boring summer coming in hot

    1. Bobnik


      Geoff's event still seems to be happening and the companies seem to be making their own events around the "E3" week, so it's not like the stuff won't be happening at all in June.

      Likely no convention tho, which is sad, but also ESA did it to themselves really.

    2. Strickerx5


      Geoff’s event always seems to be a prolonged talk show with only a few announcements sprinkled in throughout the month or so it’s around. Sure other companies do their own thing but it was nice having a week where you knew shit was going to happen. Now it’s just like every other part of the year, a guessing game.

    3. Waveshocker Sigma

      Waveshocker Sigma

      There's plenty of games to play and follow coming out in June alone. Summer looks hella fun to me. I don't need some silly event and PR show to spice things up. Everyone's just gonna do their own separate showcases and Directs anyways.

    4. Strickerx5


      I don’t disagree but still, not having an event where the entire industry comes together to put in a show (pr or what have you) now is just lame imo. Even when E3 was bad it still made for great rifting material for a week.

      It’s a change I understand but one I still find bad.

  10. What did E3 do to deserve this? Serious question. I'm not always up on updates.

    1. A super No.1 washedupgamer

      A super No.1 washedupgamer

      I know the pandemic messed things up, and the show's have been mid for A while now.

    2. Bobnik


      Probably a combination of what you mentioned, 2019's doxxing and maybe those E3 2020 plans that were established before the pandemic hit.

      There's no exact reason why the devs are dropping out of E3, maybe they also see no reason to pay for spots in the showroom.

    3. Supah Berry

      Supah Berry

      Part of it comes from companies being forced to have stuff to present at E3 week regardless if they are actually presentable. Now that development cycles are murder compared to during E3's golden age, everybody's better off showing stuff off when they're actually ready to be shown. And without having to purchase and fly down to a spot at the LA CC, I may add.



      When it comes to appetizing consumers on coming attractions, streaming proves less is more. They'll be plenty of bombshell announcements all through the summer, just not doing it all in one week where it became too tight a squeeze.

  11. E3 found dead in Miami.

    1. A super No.1 washedupgamer

      A super No.1 washedupgamer

      Are they releasing the new autopsy report?

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    E3 2023

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    The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom



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    1. Chili Dawg

      Chili Dawg

      Yoooo Dave the Barbarian was such a good show

  14. I never learned the homing attack tech for Frontiers, yet according to Cyberspace Challenge, I keep doing it by accident lol

  15. The physical version of Origins Plus has appeared on AmazonUK but can't be pre-ordered yet. This sucks. In other countries you can already order via Amazon so why not in the UK?

    It says temporarily out of stock, but they haven't made any stock available yet...bleh



    On a side note, it’s a massive shame Chuck never gets much representation when Dead Rising appears in a crossover. For example, if Frank returned in Project X Zone 2, I could see Chuck being his partner, since they worked together in Case West.


  17. My little bro went through the effort of putting all of the Frontiers jukebox tracks into a playlist for anyone interested in that:



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    1. A super No.1 washedupgamer

      A super No.1 washedupgamer

      Gave your little bro a like and subscribe for all his hard work.

  18. Having Fuse put even more emphasis on the "ammo" mindset that weapons were given in BotW was a stroke of genius. 

  19. that ten minute demo for BOTW2 did more to excite me than anything else I’ve seen for the game prior

  20. Huh, with the Mario movie coming to home media so soon after the actual theater release, I'm tempted to just wait it out, save money and see this sucker later.

  21. Ok so no word about Headcannon's involvement in Origins Plus yet?

    1. TheOcelot


      No confirmation yet. However,  I think it's highly likely SEGA brought Stealth and his team back to add Amy and Knuckles to CD (and hopefully patch 3K as well). I just can't see Sonic Team adding Knuckles & Amy without making a mess of it whereas Stealth and his team know what they're doing.

  22. Ok, how?

    1. Jango


      I can only imagine Nintendo seeing this.

    2. Jovahexeon Jax Joranvexeon

      Jovahexeon Jax Joranvexeon

      Emulators themselves are technically legal. It's "stolen" roms that don't come from your own purchased games that are the actually point for legal contention.

      Not that this won't stop Nintendo from potentially throwing a legal fit. It'd be amazing if they actually just take this to heart to improve their business practices.

    3. A super No.1 washedupgamer

      A super No.1 washedupgamer

      Funny that this gets announced right after the eshop closes.

    4. Supah Berry
  23. Cookie Run is in s lots of hot water right now thanks to an upcoming update involving stereotypes and an actual literal bomber cookie

    1. Ellipsis-Ultima


      Are we talking about ovenbreak or kingdom

    2. Ellipsis-Ultima


      Assuming it’s Kingdom, do we even know what they look like


    Absolute fucking clownshoes.


  25. Someone decompiled the scripts for Origins. Only Sonic 1, CD and 2 though. 


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