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  1. 2 points
    Johnny Boy

    Winnie the Pooh's Home Run Derby

    You know a game is hard if The Goddamn Batman has trouble beating it.
  2. 2 points

    Winnie the Pooh's Home Run Derby

    *ahem* Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to tell you a little story. A story about Hell. And once again I clear my throat. *ahem* I thought I had experienced Hell. I thought I had experienced it. Several times. I believe Hell does exist on Earth, waiting to grip a living being in its thick grasp. It grabs hold and then drains you and drains you and drains you until you finally escape, changed forevermore with ten years cut off your life expectancy. And so I thought I had found Hell in many places. I thought I found Hell for the first time here: That. To me, that was Hell. That was the Helliest Hell there was. But Hell wasn't finished with me. From the depths of Hell rose this: Pure, concentrated Hell. In every word of spoken dialogue, in every lagging of the framerate, in every moronic plot point, there was Hell. Or so I thought. And still Hell had more in store for me.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yKnPbI_xGY, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ohT6DjssO4, to the irreversible corruption of eight years of twisted nostalgia, to oh god get it away right now, I thought Hell had had its way with me. I know I'm going to die because of all this. Soon. But at least, I thought the onslaught was over. I could live out what few remaining years I had in peace. But no. No. Little did I know that I had yet to experience Hell in its most concentrated, most vile, most deadly form. I have experienced that today, and it came in the form of this: Hell loves to imitate cute things. It tricks you, drawing you in and then lulling you into a false sense of security before smacking you in the face with a giant wall of demonic fetuses. You will not find a wall of demonic fetuses in Pooh's Home Run Derby, but you will find this: (mute if you need to) And so in this I have found true Hell. And in it I shall burn. This simple little game about Winnie the Freaking Pooh has destroyed me. It has drained the last of my life force. I do not have much time left. Already, I feel as though I can't breath and am coaking. My eyes are turning red, my teeth blue. But at least I was able to pass on this message. The last words of The One and Only T-Man. Sayonara, T-Man the Hedgehog... (*ahem* Imagine Metal Sonic is there instead of Shadow and yeah.) ... oh god what did I just write I mean seriously is this how tired I am like what[
  3. 1 point

    What do you want to see in Episode 3?

    I wouldn't count on it, because that's essentially how Episode II was marketed by the PR, and it didn't even come close to doing so-both in terms as a sequel to the classics and as a sequel to Episode I.
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    Well since the topic was created by a ban dodger, I'm sorry to blow everyone's fun but I'm going to lock it. It's the same person once again and I'm not going to send a message here saying it's ok for people to just join up real fast to make a topic and still have it slide through when they get banned. Doesn't work like that here at SSMB.
  5. 1 point
    http://youtu.be/tZ_oTSk8mWE After I got my DAW back, I immediately started this with Sly4Good. It was awesome doing this with him. https://soundcloud.com/faseeh-1/ice-cap-white-space-remix (DL link)
  6. 1 point
    Sonic Unleashed has the personification of sheer awesomeness that is Professor Pickle. Him alone is a reason why I love this game so much.
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    Medri's Art

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    Sonic Rush's Soundtrack

    Ironically I was listening to some JSRF before seeing this topic. So if you dont already know, I personally love the music, I find the "repetitive" quality of the tracks help give it a great sounding beat to most of the tunes. Personal favorite is probably Get Edgy, Bomber Barbara, and Wrapped in Black.
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    This one is a bit creepy... there is a ghost in Hitman: Contracts. For a certain mission you need to kill some people in a hotel. What's interesting is a closed door in said hotel. If you pick the lock in, you'll find a bloody room and a cop saying there has been an accident. Of course, you do what any sane gamer would and kill the cop. But when you go into the bathroom... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRAx_4bmaj0 A ghost scares the crap out of you. More interesting is, the game is know for its realism, and even more, the ghost has no explanation or relation to the plot whatsoever.
  10. 1 point
    Tails just get's the Home Improvement theme for every stage.
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