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  1. 7 points
    This is a man who, because Robo-Robotnik transformed into Eggman in the comics, believes he owns the concept of Dr. Eggman. He's always been unhinged, and I'm sure he'd become desperate enough regardless of whether the game had been made or not.
  2. 4 points
    I love how literally 95% of the hate for Skylanders is just ''THEY RUINED SPYRO!!!!11'' And if people try playing the games they'll just bash the first thing they find to justify their hate.
  3. 4 points
    If my memory serves right (better than Penders own I suspect) he had never said he'd been asked to help work on it and was, like others pointed out, learned about Chronicles from fans and so began the legal saga. I suspect he suddenly says this nonsense for two reasons. 1) After all these years, he may actually have forgotten it's what started his legal crusade and 2) most likely because he's desperate to say to the world that he's a very important figure in the franchise's history, no matter how many contradictions he'll make in the process.
  4. 4 points
    Penny

    Garfield

    How are we this far into the topic without a mention of the best Garfield related thing to ever exist? pure poetry. puts the comic strips to shame. this one's my favorite tho.
  5. 3 points
    Sega is the Wizard, Dorothy & pals are Sonic fans hoping it'll be good, TSS/SSMB/Me is Toto. The way this game has been handled reminds me of this scene from the Wizard of Oz. Sega have been like 'Here is our new game, it'll be much better than the last one" shows us some sign of it and drops one suggestion of it having less 'exploring' (Despite their original press release saying otherwise). Well sorry but... I'm going to look behind that curtain, I want to see exactly why this game will be 'much better than the last one' but if I can't find any reason why, give me one reason why I should buy the game? Or why anyone should buy it?
  6. 3 points
    Radiant Hero Ike

    nice

    nice
  7. 3 points
    And it's-a me, WAH HEE HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (I don't know if the size code works lel just testing)
  8. 3 points
    So my Mom bought Kinder Surprise Eggs and there was a little Dinosaur inside and he kind of looks like a brother or cousin of the singing Dinosaur in the "Yee" Video: (pic)
  9. 3 points
    Electric and Game Night staff had a discussion about timing, and such and Electric agreed to move Cartoon Nights until tomorrow so she can take part in Game Nights, and we can take part in Cartoon Night.
  10. 3 points
    spinny

    inspirational

    inspirational
  11. 3 points
    Boomer

    Finally

    Finally
  12. 3 points
    Klinsy

    Legofied SSMB, everyone:

    Legofied SSMB, everyone:
  13. 3 points
    Klinsy

    Yoshi gets deep.

    Yoshi gets deep.
  14. 3 points
    Updated to include Shade's long awaited entry! I am glad to officially announce that I finished 52 games! WAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO What is my 52nd game? It is Metal Gear Solid: Peace Walker. Published by: #FucKonami Developed by: Kojima Productions My Proof: My Verdict: https://meltingcomet.wordpress.com/2015/08/28/finishing-metal-gear-solid-peace-walker-the-new-monster-hunter/
  15. 3 points
    Kaze no Klonoa

    Is it ok to like sonic?

    The better question is, Why not? You should like what you enjoy, not take answers from anybody who question your favorite interests and desires.
  16. 2 points
    I hate it when I have one of those dreams where I learn a tonne of information about something and then I wake up and find all of that information doesn't exist.
  17. 2 points
    Osmium

    How to snap your fingers

    How to snap your fingers
  18. 2 points
    Tornado

    Police Brutality Thread

    You know, I think I'm going to have to see some citation for this, because I simply don't believe it is true. Michael Brown had extenuating circumstances since in that case there was an attempted fight over the officer's gun, but I'm pretty sure police officers are not, in fact allowed to simply light up anyone who takes a swing at them; as you've repeatedly insisted to be an inarguable truth from the start. This part in particular: As someone who has a concealed carry permit, I know for a fact isn't true. An opponent doesn't have to be armed for you to be allowed to respond with lethal force, but you absolutely do not have a right to pull a gun on someone and shoot them just because they assaulted you. Absolutely do not. The only context that that statement is true is if they have done so after having broken into your house, and even then there are specific requirements that must be met that vary from state to state or you might be up shit creek when the police do arrive. Even ignoring that shooting people in the leg or arm or whatever is simply a movie thing (center mass is the rule), there's really no such thing as a non-lethal shot when you shoot a gun. Officers (or, really anyone who was trained to carry a handgun) aren't trained to act like there is, either.
  19. 2 points
    Klinsy

    Garfield

    No Mondays allowed in this topic. So, since SSMB can't stop talking about him, I think it's time for a topic of the King of the Sunday Funnies. Garfield is a cat that hates Mondays, loves lasagna and is super lazy and snarky. He lives with Jon, his loser owner who never has any luck and Odie, a lovable dog that wouldn't hurt a fly, other characters in the cat's life is Doctor Liz, local vet who has to deal with his antics, Nermal, the world's cutest kitten, some mice who's name I can't remember, the super loud Binky the Clown, Arlene, Garfield's sometimes girlfriend and some other guy ... Linemen? Anyways, Garfield is most known as a comic strip but he has two live action movies, a few animated specials, a couple of shows, way more direct to DVD movies than he should have and a lots of video games, since this is a Sonic forum and all, I have to bring up this one: What a team. Anyways, I find the animated specials and Garfield and Friends to be legitimately good but the rest of the stuff with the cat's name on it to be hit and miss, I was a big fan for awhile though. So, stop stuffing your face as usual and let's talk about Garfield!
  20. 2 points
    Rurifuu

    Weston Super Sonic 2016

    We have less than 24 hours until this year's WSS Kickstarter funding ends! We're just £66 away from our £1600 goody bag stretch goal! Can you help us help every backer get goody bags?! We still have plenty of rewards left, including t-shirts, pin badges, tickets and a few of last year's goody bags! Meanwhile we've been chatting with our special guests, so expect an update on that soon! We're working with them on trying to set up something quite special.
  21. 2 points
    I am taking it upon myself to re-write the Spider-Man Clone Sage. Ahem: "And then Peter Parker and Peter Parker and Peter Parker and Peter Parker and Peter Parker and Peter Parker and Peter Parker and Peter Parker and Peter Parker and Peter Parker and Peter Parker all kissed each other. The end."
  22. 2 points
    There's not a single conversation on this forum that will change a thing about how Sega operates and treats the franchise. Acting is if anyone is operating under the belief that they can is pretty unnecessary.
  23. 2 points
    I don't want to come off defending Inafune but Im sure that there's more to it than that. For starters 1/2 genie hero is the same engine used to make ducktales remastered and Mighty No.9 is coming on every console where has Shantae isn't as far as Im aware. I agree it's jarring but like I said I'm pretty sure there's more to it.
  24. 2 points
    alright lets get this out the way too. i fucking own the gamecube version of charlie's angels. its right next to chibi-robo in my collection. i feel like i'm committing a crime worthy of the death penalty with this and i don't know why i bought it someone help me
  25. 2 points
    fine let's get this out of the way hello, my name is rucdose and i'm a fifa09-aholic i own 11 copies of fifa 09 thus far and i currently have 9 more copies on the way through the mail. i dunno why i did it, maybe because they were so cheap at 20p a pop but, i feel trapped with these help
  26. 2 points
    what if cream & cheese were added to smash and they were stronger than rosalina and luma
  27. 2 points
    Nepenthe

    Police Brutality Thread

    The thing is that shooting limbs on a moving target in a high-stress situation is very difficult to do, particularly when the average level of accuracy of an officer is already embarrassingly low- I think it's something like 20%. And any gun safety class worth its salt will tell you that you don't even aim a gun at someone you don't intend to kill anyway, because the biggest part on a person contains too many vital organs for aiming in and of itself not to be a high risk in case you do shoot or the gun accidentally goes off. The kicker is that when foreign countries are forced to actually fire weaponry, they tend not to kill people because they liberally use warning shots first to calm people down and maintain their control over the situation. And while conventional American advice is that warning shots are super-dee-duper dangerous because they will hit someone on the way down or rebounding (which, to me, only raises the rhetorical question of why aren't we afraid of our current reality where over 100,000 people are allowed to raise their guns at people in non-lethal situations or fire a ridiculous amount of rounds for almost any reason and at any time), this has never really proven to be a problem in countries where they are used. So there's definitely non-lethal ways to brandish real guns and get people to back down, but America will never implement them.
  28. 2 points
    RIP IN PEACE SSMB DIRECTLY 19th OF JUNE TO 7TH OF SEPTEMBER REBRAND
  29. 2 points
    Milo

    oh no (pic)

    oh no (pic)
  30. 2 points
    Nepenthe

    Police Brutality Thread

    No, your phrasing is simply shit. You keep trying to frame "assault" as always a life-or-death situation in order to argue for officers' impunity to kill everything that doesn't want to cooperate (not even touching upon the actions of shitty officers who provoke fight-or-flight responses with their shit training and attitudes), when all assault is legally is getting hit hard enough to get hurt- there's no clarification of the extent of assault there- which is not something the normal citizenry is able to kill for except in very specific circumstances with a shitload of more telegraphing of intent and willingness to kill than what officers are allowed to get away with. In short, under the current parameters of your argument, if a mother calls law enforcement on her mentally-ill son who lacks reasonable self-restraint and they hit an officer, the officer should absolutely kill them, nevermind the legal rights to kill that mom or the mental health workers probably had who already were hit before calling law enforcement. If someone assaults an officer in order to run away and avoid arrest, the officer should absolutely kill them while they run away. If a child is in a high-stress domestic situation and hits an officer, then that child should get shot to death. Race does matter in the fucking real world where white people are able to aim guns at officers with intent to kill and statistically walk away alive more often than minorities do.
  31. 2 points
    Announcement!! So, in order to avoid any conflict and to get as many people as possible to view the stream, it will be moved to Saturday. And every Saturday (with the except of a few nights) from there on will be when I do the stream. I figured I'd do it during the afternoon. That way, I could actually get sleep normally, and more people would be able to join since it'd be a weekend. I know Felix has his Movie Nights and I will try and always have Cartoon Night (or.. now Afternoon) to end before Felix's stream. The reason I'm doing this is, because there ended up being a major conflict of this and Game Night. And it being a Friday meant I couldn't do it earlier as many would have classes, and any time later would be too late. So I'm really really sorry for this last minute announcement! I hate making them more than you hate receiving them! >_< But hopefully this new day and time setting will please more people! With that said, the new time for Ren and Stimpy is 5PM GMT and 1PM EST! Also please vote for next week's cartoon! Dave the Barbarian is currently tied with the original Pink Panther shorts! http://board.sonicstadium.org/profile/4209-electricangel/?status=727994&type=status Vote now if you haven't already!
  32. 2 points
    I get a kick out of the fact that every time I go to this local Mexican meat market, they have a sign in both English and Spanish at the registers. In English, it says they don't sell alcohol to anyone under 21. In Spanish, it says they don't sell alcohol to anyone with less than 21 butts (not quite that word, but the actual word's a tad more vulgar). Needless to say I thought it was the best misspelling ever.
  33. 2 points
    Klinsy

    First up on Lego SSMB, Lego Sayaka!

    First up on Lego SSMB, Lego Sayaka!
  34. 2 points
    Do we know how literal this whole two worlds thing is anyway? Perhaps it's all from a game developement point of view. like say, when planning the game, do you want there to be humans or not? Are there modern day cities or futuristic Utopias? Maybe we're all just taking this more literally than we were meant to.
  35. 2 points
    I can't believe Nintendo sold out to the Game Grumps corporation.
  36. 2 points
    http://yachtclubgames.com/2015/08/shovel-knight-amiibo/ Shovel Knight Amiibo officially announced, here's full details: Cooperative Multiplayer (exclusive to Wii U)! Join a friend’s Shovel Knight campaign and shovel together! Use new cooperative moves to help each other out along the way! Deep Customization! Level up by defeating enemies and finding treasure! Earn all-new relics, abilities, and powers you never thought possible! Customize the look of your Shovel Knight with cool and crazy cosmetic options! Use your custom amiibo seamlessly between 3DS and Wii U! Exclusive Challenge Stages! Battle your way through amiibo exclusive challenge stages that take advantage of the new amiibo relics and abilities! One amiibo, multiple games We plan to continue support of the Shovel Knight amiibo in future Yacht Club Games and Nintendo products! Stay tuned to amiibo.com for compatibility details in new games. I think Nintendo is probably going to confirm other games the Amiibo is compatible with this weekend at PAX. Probably at least Mario Maker will support it for sure. Its not JUST co-op, and it will be supported in future Yacht Club AND Nintendo products.
  37. 2 points
    There's a snake in my boot! Wanna see?
  38. 2 points
    I have exactly 300 likes. I must treasure this moment.
  39. 2 points
    Yup, Lego City Undercover is still the best Traveler's Tales Lego game. It may still have a few issues here and there that needed tending to, such as the walking speed, non-qte combat, and setpiece scripting, but I could play around in the game's hub for hours collecting and exploring places. There's a lot more to it that makes it better than the other games, as well, such as the inclusion of bricks and super builds, the parkour system and it's trials, and several noteworthy campaign levels. (dat ending tho) Overall, though, the sheer amount of stuff to do in the hub is just loads of fun, and it brings back memories of those other really fun Lego games. Now if only the game had a skateboard somewhere in it...
  40. 2 points
    Going with yet another Amitie avatar. She's cute here.
  41. 2 points
    I've always liked Kingdom Hearts, but lately, after replaying all the games (except for 358/2 Days, and Re:Coded), and having read the KH 1 Manga, and the first 2 volumes of the KH2 manga, I've seriously grown to appreciate Kingdom Hearts a lot more. Jak 3 is my all time favourite game, but Kingdom Hearts 2 is up there for me as well. Replaying the games, It's just so hard to believe how much I've grown to appreciate them, especially now that I've grown as a gamer, I can actually look back and appreciate a lot of things featured in the games. KH 2.5 HD Remix was the first time I've fully replayed KH2 start to finish since my first playthrough. Sure I've played it here and there after the first time, but I didn't complete it. But replaying it back in December when 2.5 HD Remix came out really made me love the game. The graphics are seriously top notch for the time. The soundtrack is honestly one of my favourites in gaming. I fucking adore the OSTs in this game. Some of my personal favourites being: Going even further, some of the other games OSTs are personal favourites. I love Xion's theme, and I especially love this: Then there's the story and characters. Everyone always makes jokes and shit about Kingdom Hearts' story and characters, but I honestly can't take them seriously. Some of these characters' arcs are just written so well in my opinion. Characters like Roxas for example. I fucking felt for him during Kingdom Hearts 2's prologue as we see him and his friends' relationships slowly crumble before his eyes while he's treated as a pawn in Diz's game of revenge. Another arc was Namine's. She's legitimately one of my favourite characters in the game and her arc of being treated as nothing, and wanting the best for Sora/Roxas was another great one. Now you guys might be wondering what sparked this? Simple. The Kingdom Hearts 2 Manga. Seeing the events of Roxas' time in Virtual Twlight Town alone made me feel even more for his story. You want to know what I mean, imagine taking the events in the game, upping the ante, and giving Roxas and his friends even more personality, only for it to totally break apart right in front of Roxas' eyes, and you have it right there.
  42. 2 points
    Shovel Knight getting an amiibo that isn't part of the Smash line doesn't really disqualify him from getting in completely, there is still a small, small chance that he would just get into the game but not receive a Smash-centric amiibo. Nintendo did say they had plans to release one for every single character, but plans in development change sometimes, and that could be one case of it. But just my two cents anyway.
  43. 2 points
    Annnnd the best Spanish word award goes to "diaria." Here I thought embarazado was the most beautiful.
  44. 2 points
    Look at this little guy, he would be perfect on anyone's shelf.
  45. 2 points
    Now's a good time to get a Wii U, especially due to the popularity that Smash, Splatoon, and to a lesser extent MK8 are enjoying. We still have plenty of major titles coming soon, such as Super Mario Maker, Xenoblade X, Star Fox Zero, and Woolly World if you're American. SMM is looking to be the game of the year for me; I was barely interested in it at first until its showing at the NWC where I and countless other people had fallen in love with it. We also don't know if the NX is backwards compatible. If Nintendo is serious about putting out another console that can place itself alongside its competitors once more, then PowerPC and the gamepad are things they would surely have to drop support for, especially since they refuse to sell gamepad replacements. Last I checked, the Wii U is the cheapest of the big three consoles out now, and it has an extremely rich line-up of first party titles that has more than justified my purchase at this point. If you like Nintendo games, you can't go wrong with it.
  46. 2 points
    Get hyped guys! Hope we'll see some of the BH6 world in action!
  47. 1 point
    I don't think it really matters outside how much memory your Wii U has. If you got the space for it go for it unless you're like me and like to have physical copies to slap people with.
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  49. 1 point
    ...my understanding is that he meant the means of opening the box is already in the game - just nobody's discovered how yet, to his great surprise. o_o
  50. 1 point
    The KKM

    Archie Sonic Main Discussion

    Hey, congratulations, I've been specifically avoiding the zero sum for three pages now, in face been arguing against it. Once more. Someone posted there'd be no point in a SEGA-only comic. My point was simply "that's silly". Not "that's silly and remove Archie" (especially as I never asked for the removal of Archie characters, just of certain concepts like Freedom Fighters), I even admitted for hypotheticals that we'd have both comics going on at the same time. Just, in response to Forte-Metallix saying there'd be no point in a SEGA-only comic and CSS saying there'd be no point in a SEGA-only comic since there's the games, me saying "no, I like comics, and there's no reason you couldn't makea comic from the games only as a starting point".
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    • Emperor Robrainiac

      Anyone ever want to speak with a close friend from a long time ago, but are too afraid because not much has changed last time you talked to them and are afraid of coming across as a loser to them?
      Because that's me right now.
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    • Speederino

      Way back when I was just a little bitty boy living in a box under the stairs in the corner of the basement of the house half a block down the street from Jerry's Bait shop
      You know the place
      Well anyway, back then life was going swell and everything was just peachy

      Except, of course, for the undeniable fact that every single morning
      My mother would make me a big ol' bowl of sauerkraut for breakfast

      Awww - Big bowl of sauerkraut
      Every single mornin'
      It was driving me crazy

      I said to my mom
      I said "Hey, mom, what's with all the sauerkraut?"
      And my dear, sweet mother
      She just looked at me like a cow looks at an oncoming train
      And she leaned right down next to me
      And she said "IT'S GOOD FOR YOU"
      And then she tied me to the wall and stuck a funnel in my mouth
      And force fed me nothing but sauerkraut until I was twenty six and a half years old

      That's when I swore that someday
      Someday I would get outta that basement and travel to a magical, far away place
      Where the sun is always shining and the air smells like warm root beer
      And the towels are oh so fluffy
      Where the shriners and the lepers play their ukuleles all day long
      And anyone on the street will gladly shave your back for a nickel

      Wacka wacka doodoo yeah

      Well, let me tell you, people, it wasn't long at all before my dream came true
      Because the very next day, a local radio station had this contest
      To see who could correctly guess the number of molecules in Leonard Nimoy's butt
      I was off by three, but I still won the grand prize
      That's right, a first class one-way ticket to

      Albuquerque
      Albuquerque

      Oh yeah
      You know, I'd never been on a real airplane before
      And I gotta tell ya, it was really great
      Except that I had to sit between two large Albanian women with excruciatingly severe body odor
      And the little kid in back of me kept throwin' up the whole time
      The flight attendants ran out of Dr. Pepper and salted peanuts
      And the in-flight movie was Bio-Dome with Pauly Shore
      And, oh yeah, three of the airplane engines burned out
      And we went into a tailspin and crashed into a hillside
      And the plane exploded in a giant fireball and everybody died
      Except for me
      You know why?

      'Cause I had my tray table up
      And my seat back in the full upright position
      Had my tray table up
      And my seat back in the full upright position
      Had my tray table up
      And my seat back in the full upright position

      Ah ha ha ha
      Ah ha ha
      Ahhhh

      So I crawled from the twisted, burnin' wreckage
      I crawled on my hands and knees for three full days
      Draggin' along my big leather suitcase and my garment bag
      And my tenor saxophone and my twelve-pound bowling ball
      And my lucky, lucky autographed glow-in-the-dark snorkel
      But finally I arrived at the world famous Albuquerque Holiday Inn
      Where the towels are oh so fluffy
      And you can eat your soup right out of the ashtrays if you wanna
      It's OK, they're clean

      Well, I checked into my room and I turned down the A/C
      And I turned on the SpectraVision
      And I'm just about to eat that little chocolate mint on my pillow
      That I love so very, very much when suddenly, there's a knock on the door

      Well now, who could that be?
      I say "Who is it?"
      No answer
      "Who is it?"
      There's no answer
      "WHO IS IT?"
      They're not sayin' anything

      So, finally I go over and I open the door and just as I suspected
      It's some big fat hermaphrodite with a Flock-Of-Seagulls haircut and only one nostril
      Oh man, I hate it when I'm right
      So anyway, he bursts into my room and he grabs my lucky snorkel
      And I'm like "Hey, you can't have that"
      "That snorkel's been just like a snorkel to me"
      And he's like "Tough"
      And I'm like "Give it"
      And he's like "Make me"
      And I'm like "'Kay"
      So I grabbed his leg and he grabbed my esophagus
      And I bit off his ear and he chewed off my eyebrows
      And I took out his appendix and he gave me a colonic irrigation
      Yes indeed, you better believe it
      And somehow in the middle of it all, the phone got knocked off the hook
      And twenty seconds later, I heard a farmiliar voice
      And you know what it said?
      I'll tell you what it said

      It said
      "If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again"
      "If you need help, hang up and then dial your operator"
      "If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again"
      "If you need help, hang up and then dial your operator"

      In Albuquerque
      Albuquerque

      Well, to cut a long story short, he got away with my snorkel
      But I made a a solemn vow right then and there that I would not rest
      I would not sleep for an instant until the one-nostrilled man was brought to justice
      But first, I decided to buy some donuts

      So I got in my car and I drove over to the donut shop
      And I walked on up to the guy behind the counter
      And he says "Yeah, what do ya want?"
      I said "You got any glazed donuts?"
      He said "No, we're outta glazed donuts"
      I said "You got any jelly donuts?"
      He said "No, we're outta jelly donuts"
      I said "You got any Bavarian cream-filled donuts?"
      He said "No, we're outta Bavarian cream-filled donuts"
      I said "You got any cinnamon rolls?"
      He said "No, we're outta cinnamon rolls"
      I said "You got any apple fritters?"
      He said "No, we're outta apple fritters"
      I said "You got any bear claws?"
      He said "Wait a minute, I'll go check"
      "No, we're outta bear claws"
      I said "Well, in that case - in that case, what do you have?"
      He says "All I got right now is this box of one dozen starving, crazed weasels"
      I said "OK, I'll take that"

      So he hands me the box and I open up the lid and the weasels jump out
      And they immediately latch onto my face and start bitin' me all over
      (rabid gnawing sounds)
      Oh man, they were just going nuts
      They were tearin' me apart
      You know, I think it was just about that time that a little ditty started goin' through my head
      I believe it went a little something like this . . .

      Doh
      Get 'em off me
      Get 'em off me
      Oh
      No, get 'em off, get 'em off
      Oh, oh God, oh God
      Oh, get 'em off me
      Oh, oh God
      Ah, (more screaming)

      I ran out into the street with these flesh-eating weasels all over my face
      Wavin' my arms all around and just runnin', runnin', runnin'
      Like a constipated weiner dog
      And as luck would have it, that's exactly when I ran into the girl of my dreams
      Her name was Zelda
      She was a caligraphy enthusiast with a slight overbite and hair the color of strained peaches
      I'll never forget the first thing she said to me.
      She said "Hey, you've got weasels on your face"

      That's when I knew it was true love
      We were inseperable after that
      Aw, we ate together, we bathed together
      We even shared the same piece of mint-flavored dental floss
      The world was our burrito
      So we got married and we bought us a house
      And had two beautiful children - Nathaniel and Superfly
      Oh, we were so very very very happy, aw yeah

      But then one fateful night, Zelda said to me
      She said "Sweetie pumpkin, do you wanna join the Columbia Record Club?"
      I said "Whoa, hold on now, baby"
      "I'm just not ready for that kinda commitment"
      So we broke up and I never saw her again
      But that's just the way things go

      In Albuquerque
      Albuquerque

      Anyway, things really started lookin' up for me
      Because about a week later, I finally achieved my lifelong dream
      That's right, I got me a part-time job at The Sizzler
      I even made employee of the month after I put that grease fire out with my face
      Aw yeah, everybody was pretty jealous of me after that
      I was gettin' a lot of attitude

      OK, like one time, I was out in the parking lot
      Tryin' to remove my excess earwax with a golf pencil
      When I see this guy Marty tryin' to carry a big ol' sofa up the stairs all by himself
      So I, I say to him, I say "Hey, you want me to help you with that?"
      And Marty, he just rolls his eyes and goes
      "No, I want you to cut off my arms and legs with a chainsaw"

      So I did

      And then he gets all indignant on me
      He's like "Hey man, I was just being sarcastic"
      Well, that's just great
      How was I supposed to know that?
      I'm not a mind reader for cryin' out loud
      Besides, now he's got a really cute nickname - Torso-Boy
      So what's he complaining about?

      Say, that reminds me of another amusing antic joke
      This guy comes up to me on the street and he tells me he hasn't had a bite in three days
      Well, I knew what he meant
      But just to be funny, I took a big bite out of his jugular vein
      And he's yellin' and screamin' and bleeding all over
      And I'm like "Hey, come on, don'tcha get it?"
      But he just keeps rolling around on the sidewalk, bleeding, and screaming
      (screaming sounds)
      You know, just completely missing the irony of the whole situation
      Man, some people just can't take a joke, you know?

      Anyway, um, um, where was I?
      Kinda lost my train of thought

      Uh, well, uh, OK
      Anyway I, I know it's kinda a roundabout way of saying it
      But I guess the whole point I'm tryin' to make here is

      I HATE SAUERKRAUT!

      That's all I'm really tryin' to say
      And, by the way, if one day you happen to wake up
      And find yourself in an existential quandry
      Full of loathing and self-doubt
      And wracked with the pain and isolation of your pitiful meaningless existence
      At least you can take a small bit of comfort in knowing that
      Somewhere out there in this crazy old mixed-up universe of ours
      There's still a little place called

      Albuquerque
      Albuquerque
      Albuquerque, Albuquerque
      Albuquerque, Albuquerque
      Albuquerque, Albuquerque
      Albuquerque, Albuquerque

      I said "A" (A)
      "L" (L)
      "B" (B)
      "U" (U)
      "querque" (querque)

      Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque
      Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque
      Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque
      Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque

      Albuquerque
      · 0 replies
    • BlueSpeedster

      Tik Tok will no longer be banned! (To the dismay of Twitter, haters and Reddit.)
       
      · 1 reply
    • Zaysho

      Man, these updates aren't even a month apart...
      https://board.sonicstadium.org/profile/56-zaysho/?status=984734&type=status
      https://board.sonicstadium.org/profile/56-zaysho/?status=985769&type=status
      · 1 reply
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