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  1. 15 points
    Modern Sonic's flack shouldn't be surprising, since I'm sure you've all at least experienced it in some form. It's the unfortunate part of the sloppy parts of Sega's past that his particular division has a lot of things to rip on. But much like a comedian's roast, we mock because we love. For example, I will rip on Sonic 06 (as would most people) but I do enjoy the game in a "This is awful but you can do so much nonsense that it enables you to change the gameplay to make it obtusely fun" way. Or that I genuinely believe Shadow's campaign is a decent enough venture that I'm willing to call the game Shadow the Hedgehog 2. You might see what I mean soon, or you're already familiar with enough of the exploits that others have shown off. Sanic is something used to mock the franchise initially, yes. That doesn't mean we still can't enjoy the ludicrous nature of the rib and embrace it. Much like Mr. Needlemouse or Sketchog (remember that one?), he's become a little more of an internal favorite, especially with one of our more artistic staff. It's basically the embodiment of Sonic as a meme and it comes from a playful nature. That said, I've been reading around a few places feedback and it IS taken into consideration. Example: recently, someone was very kind to remind us that it's also the 10th anniversary of Riders, ergo the Babylon Rogues. While they're pretty generic and forgettable in the games (they're mostly in spin off titles with light plots anyway), they do have fans, either from their looks or their more recent characterizations in the comics. They will have their time soon, much like Silver will have closer to the end of the year. And while I'm honestly a little confused how the word meme is thrown around (I see it more as just an image or a thing that gets replicated and altered heavily--see Shia Lebouf, Rare Pepe, etc--rather than what appears to be it taking the place of the word joke), we have been relaxing it some after the Big's Big Fishing Adventure 3 Trial tease (which is a real thing and will be released, so I hope you enjoy playing it. Lots of love to the Adventure story in it.) Really, we're just looking to have a little fun while the execs keep us locked in a dark corner of secrecy. I mean, we're not withholding a game announcement to watch you all squirm. We literally have nothing to say on the front. At all. We're just as anxious as most of you! Still, we have a few more fun things lined up for you all until the dungeon door opens and they throw us what lovely little scrap of new game info we can share. So for now, sit back and enjoy the ride with us. We've gotta speed, keed.
  2. 8 points
    Blacklightning

    Why is Cheese so OP?

    Gee, I wonder. Joking aside, SA1 and 2 hasn't really been indicative of Chao abilities for a fairly long time the way I see it. It's important to consider that they were designed around the challenges of the minigames themselves - they've since been shown to fly almost effortlessly in every subsequent appearance, whereas being able to just fly infinitely would pretty much break the level design and render the strength, swimming and arguably even the run speed stats moot. In later games they fly almost exclusively for convenience's sake, because Sonic 2 has shown us that partners can be pretty frustrating if they can't keep up and aren't available on command, unlike how Cheese synergizes with Cream for nearly every major appearance she has sans maybe Heroes. Suspension of disbelief plays a part too, because other characters get away with this shit all the time. It's one thing to believe Knux can floor any given bot in a single punch - to convince the audience that Tails's tails, soft, fluffy, sensitive things that they are, can do exactly the same thing is quite a feat. By that stretch of logic it doesn't seem like grasping too hard that even Chao, squishy bodies and all, could go toe-to-toe with Eggman's bots if they're raised for it or boosted enough through other means. The only thing that really stands out in Cheese's case here is that even though they gain some pretty deadly traits by absorbing the right creatures (eg: they can fucking breathe fire with some dragon in them), Cheese is pure neutral with no changes whatsoever, which kinda makes you wonder where he gets his influences from. Unless, you know, they retconned that out too for the sake of recognition. This wouldn't really work because 1) Chaos was voluntarily sealed away inside the Master Emerald at the end of SA1 and the canon of Battle is debatable at best, and 2) Chaos was only a Chao by the barest possible definition, mutated almost beyond recognition. It wouldn't really make any sense to take a monster best known for water manipulation and shapeshifting into borderline lovecraftian horrors and rebrand that as a relatively normal Chao who, despite his strength, is only really known for hitting things really, really, really fucking hard with his face.
  3. 8 points
    I've seen it nowhere. At most there are people saying that taking their time on it is probably a good thing, that it's better for them to hold off and make sure they can get it properly finished than to rush it out, but I have not seen anyone expressing any kind of fervent faith in them because of that or for any other reason.
  4. 8 points
    So my computer started acting weird around twenty minutes ago. Alternate functions were happening while I was typing and clicking. So, me being me, I restarted the computer to refresh everything and was greeted by the Dell splash screen with a frozen progress bar. Panic and dread set in. This is like another computer that's borked out in just a few months, and I can't tell Mother Dearest that I need a new one because money. So I call my tech friend to come over and at least give me emotional support, and in my mixture of terror and depression over the certainty that my hard drive had fried itself because fuck Nepenthe, I call Geek Squad and start spilling my woes to this IT guy who had obviously had fucking enough for the day. During this one-sided call, I look down and notice that the CTRL key is stuck. =D!!!! I pop it back up, the progress bar loads and my computer comes back to life like a little puppy that knocked itself out during play, completely unaware of the anxiety had befallen its owner. Moral of the story: Check your keyboard.
  5. 7 points
    The doctor is in...
  6. 6 points
    There's a fucking restaurant called Soupa Saiyan
  7. 6 points
    Heckboy

    Why is Cheese so OP?

    Cheese is actually one of the Immortal Chao, a group of seven very powerful Chao that were responsible for creating the Chaos Emeralds before time. Six of them were sealed away millions of years ago, but Cheese, the strongest of the group, somehow survived. Since then, Cheese has been watching over the world, waiting for the Chosen Savior of the Immortal Chao to appear. When the Chosen Savior -- Cream -- was born, Cheese appeared before her and became her friend. Now Cheese is secretly molding Cream to be the ultimate warrior capable of rescuing the Immortal Chao from their imprisonment, thus ushering in a new age of peace and prosperity. ...yeah i dunno Okay, in all seriousness, I think Cream is just really good at raising Chao. Maybe they wanted Cream to be the "easy mode" of Advance 2?
  8. 6 points
    E-122-Psi

    Archie Sonic Main Discussion

    While I admit it's probably fitting for the whole 'war' development of the comic's universe, it's something I was never really big on. Having every single character a Freedom Fighter took away the whole sense of individuality and giving each character their own goals and uniqueness to some degree. I'm glad for example that the Chaotix are now specifically a detective agency like in the games and work on their own. They can still sometimes play like Freedom Fighters given the dire situation, but they have their own gimmick and drives now.
  9. 6 points
    For fuck's sake.
  10. 6 points
    Was there news on Fire and Ice since the delay? I haven't heard, but I wasn't planning on getting it anyway so I haven't been paying attention. And sure, I guess. I'm in the mindset that staying positive is better for us as individuals and a community overall than being overly wary or negative over good news.
  11. 5 points
    Nice Civil War refence haha
  12. 5 points
    gala

    Gala's Art

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  13. 5 points
    Because companies are run by people, not pedigrees. There's new management at SEGA (most notably a new CEO) that have said in interviews that quality is a priority and deadlines will be made more lax than the past as a result of this new dedication to delivering better products. Fire and Ice was the first Sonic game to be delayed by several months since... ever? The only example I can think of in franchise history is 06's PS3 release, by two months. I see no reason to assume the worst of Haruki Satomi's SEGA just because his grandfather grossly mismanaged the company. He's a different guy with different plans and priorities, and as I have no reason to do otherwise, I'm giving him the benefit of the doubt. The Sonic Team most likely responsible for this game has already proven their competence as well, so better management bodes well for the future.
  14. 5 points
    Dee Dude

    Archie Sonic Main Discussion

    Agreed. I'd prefer they'd NOT take the KND route of having an entire global organization of teams fighting against the evil tyranny like the old universe did. We don't need to see a million of national Freedom Fighters consisting of minor token characters no one cares about. We can still techinally have "Freedom Fighters" but they need to have their own identity, name, and have their significance to the comics instead of just "Oh hey look! The _____ Freedom Fighters are here to help! "Hi Sonic it's nice to meet ya! Meet my token members: Who cares? They're not important! " "All right! See ya Sonic! Good luck on your mission while we wonder when we'll appear again!" You get my point, it's not necessarily a terrible thing to have other Freedom Fighters but I'd rather we get to learn and develop more about the various FF team members so they're not just there for the sake of it. To be fair, not ALL FF members of the old continuity were bad or bland.
  15. 5 points
    Doin' a group pic, how does it look so far?
  16. 4 points
    Toby

    Archie Sonic Main Discussion

    Cream is carrying both Sally and Antoine, if it makes any difference. Her being able to carry Big is stupid all the same.
  17. 4 points
    "Hello sexy". That is not something I thought I would see after opening a packaging with Sonic on it.
  18. 4 points
    I'm making a ROM hack. Uh oh.
  19. 4 points
    Thanks for coming in to clear a few things up and address the fans here. I think the memes are funny, but it does kind of bother a few minority pockets of the fanbase, so it's definitely good to hear that you're all doing a balance. Looking forward to what the future holds for the series. Until then, I'mma keep the meme space covered on the BINGO card.
  20. 4 points
    JezMM

    Why is Cheese so OP?

    This pretty much sums up a believable lore explaination and the most likely technical explaination. Really this is most definitely informed by gameplay rather than anything story/world related. Chao Garden gameplay and Sonic Advance 2 gameplay work on entirely different rulesets. You'll be giving yourself a headache by trying to explain the inconsistencies. I mean it's strange enough that Cream, a 6-year old, can run so fast and spin attack badniks in Sonic Advance 2 when it's implied to be her first ever adventure, and she persues Sonic through sheer willpower to rescue her mom from Dr. Eggman. Really it can just be chalked up to the basic fact that the main cast of Sonic, Cheese included, are superheroes with abilities that exceed those of the general populace around them for no real reason other than that it makes for a fun game.
  21. 4 points
    WOOHOO! I HAVE BECOME A CURIOUS ADVENTURER! PRRROMOTION TIME! Seriously though guys, thanks for all the likes! It took a while but I made it. It'll probably take me years to become a dedicated friend.
  22. 4 points
    Klinsy

    These two have the same hair.

    These two have the same hair.
  23. 4 points
  24. 4 points
    Things like this make me proud to be a Sonic fan.
  25. 3 points
    the echidna boys then the master emerald must be ALONE AND UNPROTECTED
  26. 3 points
    The things my melee obsessed friends introduce me to...
  27. 3 points
    Double post, but we've had a release date for FNAF 2's second update for a while: May 13th! Also, as far as the main continuity is concerned, we may not have seen the end of Springtrap...
  28. 3 points
    Seeing Civil War tonight with my homies because Spider-Man is in it woooo
  29. 3 points
    Athena Cykes

    Persona 5

    I also uploaded the waiting music that was being played.
  30. 3 points
    >References and Best Characters not checked off Bruh...
  31. 3 points
    Oh wow, I completely forgot about that. I used to be very active on the official SEGA Forums at that time too, surprised it completely slipped my mind like that haha. I think it's definitely a weird exceptional case though. Literally the entire game was leaked online and available for free - they needed some way to recoup those potential lost sales I guess.
  32. 3 points
    Oh the bright side, the other Freedom Fighter teams that have been introduced have been less redundant than the teams in the pre-reboot universe, as the Desert Raiders are tired to the plot in that they are in league with the local Egg Army, the Freedom Fighters in the eastern-themed continent are led by Dulcy, a character we're actually more familiar with only made better, in this case she blends in with the cast whilst still being a giant kick-ass dragon (and judging by how epic she looks in the cover, her backstory might be that she could have shed from her clumsy ways, maybe?), and the Wolf Pack is here for the same reasons. At least there's not a Freedom Fighter branch frighting ALL the Egg Armies this time, so as the writing has to spread his characters thin from how many he has to work with.
  33. 3 points
    Hey babe, you see these guns? *Starts flexing his arms* Wii Sports Resort. Every single day.
  34. 3 points
    Ughh, So many people are switching over to a new chat program called “Discord?” I know not everybody is… and I just can't leave friends behind and switch over to it. Skype wasn't the best, but at least almost everybody used it. this is the problem with people... Always hopping over to something new & trendy and making it hard to stay together in 1 place for long.
  35. 3 points
    Nice! Not sure if I prefer Lex Lang or Clancy Brown more, but I've always liked Lang's performance. He really knocked it out of the park in Twinsanity.
  36. 3 points
    I actually managed to score one of these items today
  37. 3 points
    Our Blue Blur has been inducted into the World Video Game Hall of Fame. with an exclusive sketch from Yuji Uekawa
  38. 2 points
    DICE and EA have revealed a brand new Battlefield today on a livestream, And we're going all the way back to World War 1. Hence the name. Here's the reveal trailer. Release date confirmed to be October 18th, 2016. The stream is still going on if you want to see what's going on, they just finished showing it (twice).
  39. 2 points
    Apologies if this has already been posted. I can't seem to find it anywhere. Sonic the Hedgehog, Grand Theft Auto III, The Legend of Zelda, The Oregon Trail, The Sims, and Space Invaders are the new inductees for the World Video Game Hall of Fame. Sonic the Hedgehog took the 16-bit gaming era by storm in 1991 with its lightning-fast game play and cool, hip title character, temporarily vaulting Sega ahead of Nintendo in the 1990s console wars. To develop a rival to Nintendo’s Mario, Sega hosted an in-house design contest that produced a new hedgehog mascot codenamed “Mr. Needlemouse.” Artists colored him cobalt blue and outfitted him in large red shoes that evoked allusions to boots warn by Michael Jackson and Santa Claus. Styled as an underdog with attitude, Sonic appealed to Generation X gamers. Named for his ability to travel at supersonic speeds, Sonic the Hedgehog blasted through levels faster than many gamers had ever experienced. Artfully placed slopes, springs, and loop-the-loops allowed players to reach their goal without slowing down, and the character died if they took longer than 10 minutes to complete a level. Gamers loved the spunky blue whirlwind. One parent claimed his son spent entire evenings curled into a ball, attempting to roll himself through the house. Another fan overheard an argument in a comic book store over whether Sonic or The Flash would win a race. In 1993, Sonic became the first video game character depicted as a balloon in Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade. With more than 15 million copies sold, Sonic the Hedgehog remains the best-selling Sega Genesis game of all time, and the entire Sonic franchise has sold 350 million units across the globe. This is a pretty huge achievement for the franchise. No doubt this will be a remarkable year for Sonic.
  40. 2 points
  41. 2 points
    Your Vest Friend

    Archie Sonic Main Discussion

    Here be dragons. Well, not in this preview but still.
  42. 2 points
    Post the dance of your people:
  43. 2 points
    Oh.... God Damn it... It's a US product... and a cosmetic... which means there might be LOADS of problems getting this to the UK or Europe due to trade laws. ... .... Wanna review it for TSS?
  44. 2 points
    XStream begins in 3 hours and 50 minutes. Reminder that Sonic F will begin an hour beforehand (9pm GMT/4pm EST) followed by XStream at 10pm GMT/5pm EST. Tonight, we're watching the entirety of the Chaos Saga!
  45. 2 points
    Did great at my job interview today, they want to see me again tomorrow morning. This better go well, travel to Edinburgh is a big dent on my wallet.
  46. 2 points
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  47. 2 points
    Preview of some character poses I’m planning on doing for Melonie. Even though I’m usually pretty busy, I want to take at least two days out the week to make progress on Fruits of Discovery. It’s a bit of a crawl now, but it will speed up overtime.
  48. 2 points
    More Good news! Colleen O'Shaughnessey will be joining us as well! You may know her as the voice of Tails among other roles.
  49. 2 points
    Even if it is just the first game being on display, it is still really great to see that the game has been placed in a museum. Just goes to show that even if the series has been mismanaged and has a lot of problems, people still have a strong liking for the series so yeah. Really happy to see this.
  50. 2 points
    Why did SEGA even remove the free revives? I stopped playing the game because of it.
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    • Emperor Robrainiac

      Anyone ever want to speak with a close friend from a long time ago, but are too afraid because not much has changed last time you talked to them and are afraid of coming across as a loser to them?
      Because that's me right now.
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    • Speederino

      Way back when I was just a little bitty boy living in a box under the stairs in the corner of the basement of the house half a block down the street from Jerry's Bait shop
      You know the place
      Well anyway, back then life was going swell and everything was just peachy

      Except, of course, for the undeniable fact that every single morning
      My mother would make me a big ol' bowl of sauerkraut for breakfast

      Awww - Big bowl of sauerkraut
      Every single mornin'
      It was driving me crazy

      I said to my mom
      I said "Hey, mom, what's with all the sauerkraut?"
      And my dear, sweet mother
      She just looked at me like a cow looks at an oncoming train
      And she leaned right down next to me
      And she said "IT'S GOOD FOR YOU"
      And then she tied me to the wall and stuck a funnel in my mouth
      And force fed me nothing but sauerkraut until I was twenty six and a half years old

      That's when I swore that someday
      Someday I would get outta that basement and travel to a magical, far away place
      Where the sun is always shining and the air smells like warm root beer
      And the towels are oh so fluffy
      Where the shriners and the lepers play their ukuleles all day long
      And anyone on the street will gladly shave your back for a nickel

      Wacka wacka doodoo yeah

      Well, let me tell you, people, it wasn't long at all before my dream came true
      Because the very next day, a local radio station had this contest
      To see who could correctly guess the number of molecules in Leonard Nimoy's butt
      I was off by three, but I still won the grand prize
      That's right, a first class one-way ticket to

      Albuquerque
      Albuquerque

      Oh yeah
      You know, I'd never been on a real airplane before
      And I gotta tell ya, it was really great
      Except that I had to sit between two large Albanian women with excruciatingly severe body odor
      And the little kid in back of me kept throwin' up the whole time
      The flight attendants ran out of Dr. Pepper and salted peanuts
      And the in-flight movie was Bio-Dome with Pauly Shore
      And, oh yeah, three of the airplane engines burned out
      And we went into a tailspin and crashed into a hillside
      And the plane exploded in a giant fireball and everybody died
      Except for me
      You know why?

      'Cause I had my tray table up
      And my seat back in the full upright position
      Had my tray table up
      And my seat back in the full upright position
      Had my tray table up
      And my seat back in the full upright position

      Ah ha ha ha
      Ah ha ha
      Ahhhh

      So I crawled from the twisted, burnin' wreckage
      I crawled on my hands and knees for three full days
      Draggin' along my big leather suitcase and my garment bag
      And my tenor saxophone and my twelve-pound bowling ball
      And my lucky, lucky autographed glow-in-the-dark snorkel
      But finally I arrived at the world famous Albuquerque Holiday Inn
      Where the towels are oh so fluffy
      And you can eat your soup right out of the ashtrays if you wanna
      It's OK, they're clean

      Well, I checked into my room and I turned down the A/C
      And I turned on the SpectraVision
      And I'm just about to eat that little chocolate mint on my pillow
      That I love so very, very much when suddenly, there's a knock on the door

      Well now, who could that be?
      I say "Who is it?"
      No answer
      "Who is it?"
      There's no answer
      "WHO IS IT?"
      They're not sayin' anything

      So, finally I go over and I open the door and just as I suspected
      It's some big fat hermaphrodite with a Flock-Of-Seagulls haircut and only one nostril
      Oh man, I hate it when I'm right
      So anyway, he bursts into my room and he grabs my lucky snorkel
      And I'm like "Hey, you can't have that"
      "That snorkel's been just like a snorkel to me"
      And he's like "Tough"
      And I'm like "Give it"
      And he's like "Make me"
      And I'm like "'Kay"
      So I grabbed his leg and he grabbed my esophagus
      And I bit off his ear and he chewed off my eyebrows
      And I took out his appendix and he gave me a colonic irrigation
      Yes indeed, you better believe it
      And somehow in the middle of it all, the phone got knocked off the hook
      And twenty seconds later, I heard a farmiliar voice
      And you know what it said?
      I'll tell you what it said

      It said
      "If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again"
      "If you need help, hang up and then dial your operator"
      "If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again"
      "If you need help, hang up and then dial your operator"

      In Albuquerque
      Albuquerque

      Well, to cut a long story short, he got away with my snorkel
      But I made a a solemn vow right then and there that I would not rest
      I would not sleep for an instant until the one-nostrilled man was brought to justice
      But first, I decided to buy some donuts

      So I got in my car and I drove over to the donut shop
      And I walked on up to the guy behind the counter
      And he says "Yeah, what do ya want?"
      I said "You got any glazed donuts?"
      He said "No, we're outta glazed donuts"
      I said "You got any jelly donuts?"
      He said "No, we're outta jelly donuts"
      I said "You got any Bavarian cream-filled donuts?"
      He said "No, we're outta Bavarian cream-filled donuts"
      I said "You got any cinnamon rolls?"
      He said "No, we're outta cinnamon rolls"
      I said "You got any apple fritters?"
      He said "No, we're outta apple fritters"
      I said "You got any bear claws?"
      He said "Wait a minute, I'll go check"
      "No, we're outta bear claws"
      I said "Well, in that case - in that case, what do you have?"
      He says "All I got right now is this box of one dozen starving, crazed weasels"
      I said "OK, I'll take that"

      So he hands me the box and I open up the lid and the weasels jump out
      And they immediately latch onto my face and start bitin' me all over
      (rabid gnawing sounds)
      Oh man, they were just going nuts
      They were tearin' me apart
      You know, I think it was just about that time that a little ditty started goin' through my head
      I believe it went a little something like this . . .

      Doh
      Get 'em off me
      Get 'em off me
      Oh
      No, get 'em off, get 'em off
      Oh, oh God, oh God
      Oh, get 'em off me
      Oh, oh God
      Ah, (more screaming)

      I ran out into the street with these flesh-eating weasels all over my face
      Wavin' my arms all around and just runnin', runnin', runnin'
      Like a constipated weiner dog
      And as luck would have it, that's exactly when I ran into the girl of my dreams
      Her name was Zelda
      She was a caligraphy enthusiast with a slight overbite and hair the color of strained peaches
      I'll never forget the first thing she said to me.
      She said "Hey, you've got weasels on your face"

      That's when I knew it was true love
      We were inseperable after that
      Aw, we ate together, we bathed together
      We even shared the same piece of mint-flavored dental floss
      The world was our burrito
      So we got married and we bought us a house
      And had two beautiful children - Nathaniel and Superfly
      Oh, we were so very very very happy, aw yeah

      But then one fateful night, Zelda said to me
      She said "Sweetie pumpkin, do you wanna join the Columbia Record Club?"
      I said "Whoa, hold on now, baby"
      "I'm just not ready for that kinda commitment"
      So we broke up and I never saw her again
      But that's just the way things go

      In Albuquerque
      Albuquerque

      Anyway, things really started lookin' up for me
      Because about a week later, I finally achieved my lifelong dream
      That's right, I got me a part-time job at The Sizzler
      I even made employee of the month after I put that grease fire out with my face
      Aw yeah, everybody was pretty jealous of me after that
      I was gettin' a lot of attitude

      OK, like one time, I was out in the parking lot
      Tryin' to remove my excess earwax with a golf pencil
      When I see this guy Marty tryin' to carry a big ol' sofa up the stairs all by himself
      So I, I say to him, I say "Hey, you want me to help you with that?"
      And Marty, he just rolls his eyes and goes
      "No, I want you to cut off my arms and legs with a chainsaw"

      So I did

      And then he gets all indignant on me
      He's like "Hey man, I was just being sarcastic"
      Well, that's just great
      How was I supposed to know that?
      I'm not a mind reader for cryin' out loud
      Besides, now he's got a really cute nickname - Torso-Boy
      So what's he complaining about?

      Say, that reminds me of another amusing antic joke
      This guy comes up to me on the street and he tells me he hasn't had a bite in three days
      Well, I knew what he meant
      But just to be funny, I took a big bite out of his jugular vein
      And he's yellin' and screamin' and bleeding all over
      And I'm like "Hey, come on, don'tcha get it?"
      But he just keeps rolling around on the sidewalk, bleeding, and screaming
      (screaming sounds)
      You know, just completely missing the irony of the whole situation
      Man, some people just can't take a joke, you know?

      Anyway, um, um, where was I?
      Kinda lost my train of thought

      Uh, well, uh, OK
      Anyway I, I know it's kinda a roundabout way of saying it
      But I guess the whole point I'm tryin' to make here is

      I HATE SAUERKRAUT!

      That's all I'm really tryin' to say
      And, by the way, if one day you happen to wake up
      And find yourself in an existential quandry
      Full of loathing and self-doubt
      And wracked with the pain and isolation of your pitiful meaningless existence
      At least you can take a small bit of comfort in knowing that
      Somewhere out there in this crazy old mixed-up universe of ours
      There's still a little place called

      Albuquerque
      Albuquerque
      Albuquerque, Albuquerque
      Albuquerque, Albuquerque
      Albuquerque, Albuquerque
      Albuquerque, Albuquerque

      I said "A" (A)
      "L" (L)
      "B" (B)
      "U" (U)
      "querque" (querque)

      Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque
      Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque
      Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque
      Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque

      Albuquerque
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      Tik Tok will no longer be banned! (To the dismay of Twitter, haters and Reddit.)
       
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    • Zaysho

      Man, these updates aren't even a month apart...
      https://board.sonicstadium.org/profile/56-zaysho/?status=984734&type=status
      https://board.sonicstadium.org/profile/56-zaysho/?status=985769&type=status
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