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  1. 3 points
    Razule

    IDW's Sonic the Hedgehog

    I'm guessing it's not adults sending in crayon drawings in the fan letter sections.
  2. 2 points
    It's also worth noting that the "Pressurizer" is Von Clutch's kart in CTTR, so I guess we could expect him in November alongside Pasadena. By the way, I love the look of the Carnival track. Hopefully N. Brio, Koala Kong and Komodo Moe will be added to the Pit Stop during these seasons. Brio is probably a given in October. I think Moe would fit nicely in December, toped with a Santa Claus legendary skin and everything.
  3. 2 points
    The classic games have always had humans other than Eggman, even before Sonic Adventure. Witchcart from Tails Sky Patrol, the humanoid angel statue in Sonic CD, etc. Nobody from Sega ever claimed Eggman was the only human, and plenty of early in-game evidence contradicts that supposition as well. ...Which, given the topic, is totally something you could wish wasn't the case, I suppose. I personally like humans and animals coexisting on Sonic's world, but if that's not your jam, this is certainly the right topic to say so, so I guess that all works out.
  4. 2 points
    It was fine. I've heard complaints that the old Titans were too goofy, but I think people forget that the 2003 series could be seriously wacky at times. I think it's safe to say that this movie would have been one of the 2003 series' zany "Japanese intro" episodes. I enjoyed the acknowledgment of all the other versions of the Titans too, with the varying different cartoons and comics and other adaptations getting represented. It was no "Turtles Forever," but it was still a fun inter-series crossover that I think highlighted what works about both shows. I liked it.
  5. 2 points
    Alright. Who is "he" and what makes his statements credible?
  6. 2 points
    Dr. Mechano

    Sonic Boom (Untagged Spoilers)

    But what's your evidence that this source is reliable? Even if they are right, right now we can't just "stick to that" because it's unclear if this person has any credibility. I'd suggest waiting until we get an official announcement before getting your hopes up for a new season. (And believe me, I'd love one. Sonic Boom has one of my favorite depictions of Eggman, and I'd be thrilled to see more of him.)
  7. 2 points
    Congratulations San Francisco! You've ruined pizza! Halloween is gonna SUCK this year!
  8. 2 points
    I assume that there can't possibly be eighteen gyms in the story, not least as we've been told that some are version-exclusive. So my read is that only the "Major League" get formal gyms, and the Minor League have their leaders battleable in perhaps some sort of post-game facility (or just flat-out don't appear and only exist in fluff form).
  9. 2 points
    The Shadow talk reminded me of something. Even with the ridiculous circumstances I like a lot of things that happen to Shadow's arc. Him being a decendent of aliens that out and out resemble demons and having to fight a darker, edgier version of himself are just ridiculously over the top metaphors for Shadow's insecurity about his own morality and reputation. I like these ideas even though I understand why most people don't. Most of what happens in those games is nonsense but I'll defend Shadow's major character beats in each. But the Android stuff was a little silly to me mostly because it's half-assad. It comes off as someone at Sonic Team was insecure about overwriting SA2 but not insecure enough to just choose not to do it. Sticking with a Shadow that was essentially a different character would kill a lot of emotional attachment to that version but at least commiting to that would have been a unique storytelling choice. Going back and retconning it just makes one more arc in Heroes wasted time. I just wish they committed to something back in SA2 instead of doing all the flip flopping, so my change is this: Rewrite SA2's ending. Leave the original heartbreak at Shadows sacrifice but have Sonic believing he survived with maybe Tails or Rouge expressing doubt. A post credits scene that implies or outright shows Shadow survived his fall. It shows Shadow deciding to explore the planet Maria always wanted to see, bringing his arc full circle and showing his compassion for others has returned.
  10. 2 points
    The Two Worlds canon and the Classic/Modern Split. I can’t even believe I’m saying this, but I can tolerate the mess that is Sonic 06 and Forces a lot better than that shit.
  11. 2 points
    You mean this bit? Yeah. She's proper hung over.
  12. 2 points
    Hey, just realised that I've drawn something for the first time in weeks. Granted it's not finished, but you gotta celebrate the little victories.
  13. 2 points
    Sonic Super Special: Issue 1 - Sonic Vs. Knuckles Battle Royal It’s hitting me hard just how amazing it feels to think about how I’d actually, probably, be at Issue 50 and beyond by now if this comic wasn't so obsessed with putting out special issues every 3 issues or so. Apparently, there’s like 15 of these Sonic Super Special issues too which just floors me a bit. Although, apparently, not all of them are necessary to read. This one is though. It starts with a pretentious monologue about how majestic the floating island is and how even visiting it now, the Freedom Fighters are under a lot of stress. It’s all very flowery but the point is that they’re on their way to the Floating Island because they heard Knuckles completed his quest. However, they also heard the island was under siege so they decide to lend him a hand as a thank you for all he’s done for them. Sweet enough sentiment I suppose. They successfully land on the island… but after trekking for an undisclosed amount of time they don’t come across any danger. When asking why, Vector chimes in with the rest of the Chaotix, perched on a cliff above the Freedom Fighters and exclaiming that the reason there’s no one left to punch is because they used the still unexplained powers of the sword Knuckles got to… take the enemies out? I guess? Did they hold aloft the mighty sword and scream “BY THE POWER OF ACORN!” and became He-Animals? I don’t know how the sword works so Vector saying they used the sword’s power just left me scratching my head a bit. Maybe it works like the basketball in Space Jam. Also, Vector says Knuckles gave them permission to drive them out. Okay then… something's clearly up... Sonic says he KNEW that “Ol’ Pointy Head” can’t be trusted… That’s right. SoNiC tHe HeDgEhOg is calling Knuckles the Echidna… “Ol’ POINTY head”. Anyway, they fight. Bad jokes and forced justification ensues. At this point I desire to continue giving the book the benefit of the doubt and not assume that this is figuratively and literally the laziest way the book has, so far, conjured up an excuse to have a group of characters fight another group of characters to promote and sell their 48 page long special. I probably shouldn’t but I’ll… try. In the immortal words of George Lucas when he presented his rough draft script for the Phantom Menace, “There’s a lot of cheating in there… a lot of “They Fight”...” Vector explains that Knux has randomly decided that he only wishes to hang with his “homeboys” (actual dialogue) and the rest gets beat down. Rotor tries to push for reason by suggesting they talk it out but reasonable talks don’t sell 48 pages of a Sonic Super Special. Sonic says it’s too late but Sally suggests that they just take them out with minimal force while she and Antoine are casually beating the shit out of Espio. Charmy is understandably insulted by being talked down to as though subduing them is some sort of minimal task that they can just… DO! Then uh… something really, really confusing happens. I don’t know what… Rotor fires a sticky substance at Vector that gets him stuck to a tree (and makes the obvious stick-around pun that we all laugh at until blood pours from our noses because it’s just so funny) and then… I guess this somehow subdues ALL the Chaotix??? We don’t SEE them get attached to the sticky substance. We just see the appendages of the other Chaotix members poking out of what looks like a gray fight cloud while one of them exclaims that “WE’LL BE BACK! WITH KNUCKLES… AND BLACKJACK! AND HOOKERS!” So… apparently they lost or were subdued… SOMEHOW?! I have NO CLUE what I’m looking at here. This might seriously be the most confusing panel in this comic’s history up to this point. I don’t know what’s going on. Isn’t the job of the artist to better simulate what’s happening? Comics are a visual medium so it’s fair of me to expect the visual aspect be up to snuff. Even if the art is terrible, which it kind of is here, I could at least appreciate sequencing that makes sense. Vector’s stuck in the substance… then the very next panel the Chaotix are in a fight cloud with … each other? And they’re claiming that they’ll be back? So apparently they’re leaving or being left behind here? I checked the next page to see if it was better clarified and it isn’t. The Freedom Fighters are in a new location wondering what the fuck that fight was about… so… Like, they’re not fighting the other Freedom Fighters in that cloud. That’s Vector’s tail, Mighty’s shoe, and Espio’s arm so… … Sigh. I wish I could give this set of panels a Razzie Award for being the Worst fucking thing ever. By the way, it’s not just the paneling. I want to reiterate that this art is hard to look at. They all look like they’re made of water or something. Look at Tails, his head is about to explode. Look at Dulcy and her weird trumpet mouth. Seriously, look at Tails’ eye. His eye! What is it doing? Is it trying to escape? Did he have a stroke? I know there’s a style that’s being attempted here but being stylistic doesn’t excuse things looking bad. Anyway, they decide that there’s been a communication failure here since Sally is unable to think of a reason as to why Knuckles would just send his cronies at them. They can’t leave without the sword though so they head back. The Chaotix are chillaxing wondering what the nerve of the Freedom Fighters is, this time with Knuckles with them all of a sudden, and with him suggesting that it’s not Sally’s fault but Sonic’s…? At the moment, they’re still being vague about what’s going on. The Chaotix definitely attacked first and said that Knuckles was the one who gave the okay to boot them out. I’m waiting to see what’s going to make the dialogue suddenly make sense here. Either way, the Freedom Fighters come back and they resume fighting. Ohhhh~! I get it. They’re all fakes. So they’re all fighting pointlessly. I suppose that’s to be expected. Again, it’s just an excuse to have them fight. I can appreciate that if it’s a good one of course. I’ll also admit that Tails threatening them because they “took too long to return the sword” is adorable. Anyway, the Fake Freedom Fighters continue to say things that are untrue and make no sense. Fake Tails, in particular, says that if they were going to return the sword than why did they keep it for over a month… and the response from the Chaotix is that Knuckles only just found it. Then they just leave. Knuckles and his group are understandably confused by their words and their actions. That’s when Archimedes decides to poof onto Knuckles’ shoulder, like he often does, to deliver the… well, to just tell Knuckles what’s going on… but oh no! The Freedom Fighters are back! They fight! The only ones who don’t are Archimedes who, instead of saying what he needs to say, poofs off, and Sally who just says it’s hopeless to try and stop them. Now… I have to admit… from this point on… I have NO CLUE, what the fuck is happening. I really gotta be honest. Following the art of this issue is an extreme chore. I can’t even tell where one panel begins and another ends. Like, this “fight” starts as a sequence of panels with two characters talking at each other and firing off really bad quips and jokes. Sonic and Knuckles lay into each other a bit before they sit and pant in exhaustion. Sally and Archimedes decide they need to stop this and… she grabs him in a way that looks like it’s hurting him for some reason and then Mighty gets kicked by Bunnie and then the Freedom Fighters … and then the uh…? I dunno. I guess they’re running away? And then Charmy and Dulcy are fighting but then Charmy gets told by Archimedes to lead Dulcy to Sally. Charmy does that and then the two of them shoot fire at each other… I think… I’m not entirely sure. The last two pages were a splash of confusing positions and dialogue bubbles spewing words so interchangeable I don’t even remember who was saying what. Can someone tell me what’s happening here? Now, Archimedes says this should work so long as everyone does as they’re told which would imply they’re all in on it despite the dialogue making it seem like not everyone is. The Freedom Fighters and Archemedes might know what’s up but the Chaotix are totally acting like they’re in the dark… Well, anyway, an explosion happens and it looks like everything’s been blowed up. We then cut to Mammoth Mogul and the Destructix, I mean the Fearsome Foursome. Mammoth Mogul monologues about how awesome this is and how, with this, the world will be his! Sgt. Simian asks if they’re getting too ahead of themselves to which Mogul has a hilariously over-the-top, embarrassing, childish reaction. After he says this shit he goes ON. “I’ve been planning and scheming since before you were born-!” He says before running his mouth about his brilliant plan. Apparently, his last encounter with the Chaotix wasn’t a retreat but a tactical withdrawal done to ascertain what their powers were so he could take advantage of what he observed. He says that he didn’t even have them or him use the full extent of his abilities and that’s he’s way awesomer than Army monkey man is giving him credit for! Like dude… calm the fuck down. He barely said anything worth getting this upset about. Like holy shit. Eggman is less easily triggered than you my man. I believe I’ve said this before but I’m shocked at how lame and bad Mammoth Mogul was in these early issues. He’s so awful. It’s shocking considering how cool he is later on. Anyway, he’s still not done. That one harmless line gave his thin-skinned mammoth hide a bad case of mouth diarrhea and he spends the next PAGE AND A HALF explaining his entire plan. Basically, he used his magical hocus pocus to make Rotor and Knuckles think that they got distress signals from the opposing sides of their little scuffle when they didn’t and then had the Foursome disguise themselves as members on both sides. Simian played Bunnie and Mighty. Lynx played Espio and Sally. Flying Frog played Sonic and Vector. And Predator Hawk, as the only one who could fly, played both Charmy and Tails. Now, the comic shows the speech bubble finishing this spew of exposition coming out of Mogul’s mouth as well as someone from the side proclaiming that his plan was a good one, thus making it clear that Mammoth Mogul really was just explaining all of this to Sgt. Simian despite the man clearly already knowing it all because he just took part in the plan. This is an incredibly, shockingly lazy way to get this information out of him. Like, what the fuck is this writing? That isn’t even going into the logistics behind this plan not fully making a ton of sense. He straight up says in his monologue that alone they were easy to deal with but together they could pose a problem to his plan… so OBVIOUSLY the best way to solve the dilemma is to send out a fake distress signal to the Freedom Fighters and literally BRING them to the island! At this point, I wasn't aware of the twist that was going to happen at the end of the issue but even taking that into account, it still doesn't help his case. Regardless of what his plan was, bringing the Freedom Fighters to the island was a stupid thing to do considering he only needed Knuckles and the Chaotix to bare witness to what was happening for it to work. The voice claiming that Mogul’s plan was good was Sonic. He bursts in with the Freedom Fighters and the Chaotix, TOGETHER, just like Mogul was worried about, and are ready to take him out. So another case of really, really bad paneling happens again. I don’t think I’ve ever seen comic paneling this weird and incompetent before. Take a look at this. I've never seen anything quite like this before. I’m going to do my best to try and explain what’s happening here. In the first panel one of the villains off to the side asks how they survived. Sonic swerves answering that question and says they’ve got business with them. The Foursome attack in the second panel… then get their butts kicked somehow in the first panel…? It’s hard to tell which panel is supposed to come first because the Fearsome Foursome get defeated in the first panel but are charging AT the heroes and getting ready to fight in the second one. As such, it looks fucking weird as shit. Like, if you put a panel break in between the part of the first panel where the Foursome get beaten it would create a third panel that when read in a sequence would make it obvious what the sequence of events was supposed to be. Panel 1 would be Sonic and the others showing up. Panel 2 would be the Foursome attacking. And panel 3 would be them immediately eating shit. That’s not what this is though. Instead, the scene of them getting their butts kicked is happening in the SAME panel that’s supposed to show off the heroes and the Chaotix showing up WHILE Sonic is saying a line that one of the Foursome responds to, somehow, despite being beaten IN the panel where he’s talking to them. It’s so fucking stupid. I still can’t believe this is real. How do you fuck up paneling THIS badly. Look at this! I almost don’t want to finish the issue now. I kind of just want to spend the rest of this talking about just this one collection of panels. I’ve NEVER, ever seen anything so confusing and badly structured. I almost wanted to give them the benefit of the doubt and say that it probably isn’t even supposed to be a separate panel because of how Predator Hawk is cut off in the one panel where Simian says “Have at you” and the rest of his body is shown in the first panel. I was ready to say it might have been a mistake but nope. It’s not because Simian is in BOTH panels. He’s in the first one getting his butt kicked and in the second one where he leads the charge in order to get his butt kicked… So even when I try and make sense of it, it just makes less sense. I’m going to be seeing these panels in my sleep. I’m reissuing the Razzie Award to this one. Like the actual Razzies, I may have given it to something that doesn’t deserve it just because it was the most popular option at the time and not necessarily the actual worst thing I could give it to. They’re a lot like the Oscars in that sense. A total shit show that cares more about what’s popular than what’s actually good or bad. I know I should be more upset that the Foursome got beat in a single panel but I don’t care. I honestly feel that the structure of the comic being so ass is far more egregious. Anyway, we continue on and… the benefit of the doubt I was ready to give this issue as an excuse to watch them fight has evaporated. Not only was the fight pointless but it was drawn like scribble scrabble and the paneling made no sense. Now this explanation of Mogul’s horrendously bad plan and Sally’s upcoming explanation of how they worked around it is honestly, for the first time, making me legitimately angry. I think I actually hate this. Like a lot. Sally explains that she and Archimedes knew that something was off. I feel like all of them had to know though… like… even if they thought it was them they had to know something was wrong. Sally says that in order to counteract the plan the two of them hatched a scheme. Literally, within the own words of the comic, Sally says “Using powers you probably didn’t even know Archimedes has, he covertly contacted Charmy to begin phase one.” Now… I feel as though Archimedes has, to some extent, showcased flashes of this ability before though I’m sure it was during instants where he just did it and it was never explained. I’m guessing this is the first actual explanation of it and even then it’s not REALLY an explanation. I feel confident in saying that because at the bottom of this panel, I shit you not, there’s an actual note from one of the folks who worked on the comic saying that they’re GUESSING it MAY BE telepathy…? He calls himself J “Not Minding My Own Business” Gabrie here but I disagree with that sentiment. If something’s not clearly defined and explained, questioning what it is makes sense. Do not mind your own business here. Ask and find out what the fuck is going on because if YOU don’t know, despite working on the fucking book, how am I supposed to know? It gets even more confusing because… Sally says Archimedes contacted Charmy to begin phase 1, which I can only assume was the part where he lured Dulcy towards them, and then says that she then began phase 2 by creating a diversion to distract them. This diversion is, I guess, the part where Dulcy fired her fire breath out and… SOMETHING happened? This is the second panel where they show what happened with Dulcy’s fire breath and I still have no clue what I’m looking at or what’s going on. Please, someone tell me, what the hell is happening in this picture because it just looks like she’s roasting them to me. Are my eyes broken? Sonic explains that what happened is that Archimedes teleported them away while it looked like they were covered in flames… I don’t see how that’s being illustrated by this panel though… like maybe the open space at Sonic’s bottom half here is supposed to insinuate that he’s teleporting away but he’s already engulfed in flames. He should be a charred rack of turkey regardless right? Then Sonic says (with a coloring mistake where his flesh colored arm is now green, making him look deathly ill) that they then hid and waited to find out what Mogul’s plan was by… I guess waiting to see if he would, again, for no reason, just SAY what his plan was to someone who already knew what it was. Lucky for them, Mogul did just that. Sonic’s explanation continues and he explains how all the clues that they were fakes piled up due to Mogul not doing his homework. First, the fake Mighty said that the powers of the NEARBY Archimedes helped him escape but apparently Archimedes has to actually TOUCH you to help you escape which… hold the phone. You mean Archimedes touched EVERYONE in that blast Dulcy fired at them to teleport them away from being turned into burnt toast… how? I didn’t see them all huddled together in a hand holding circle when that happened. Don’t try to act like this guy has clearly defined powers all of a sudden. Second, he disguised their soldiers but didn’t disguise their powers. An example of their powers being used incorrectly is the fake Bunnie holding up a rock with the hand that’s not mechanical. Bunnie says she only has super strength in the arm that’s roboticized. This might just be one of those things I’ve never noticed and has never come up until now so fair enough. It makes technical sense. Third, Knuckles says that while the fake Sonic was quick, he wasn’t as fast as the real Sonic. Again, fair enough. Fourth, only four of each team attacked them at a time even though both teams have more than four members. This is because the Fearsome Foursome is a Foursome. Fifth, and perhaps the biggest point, Sonic says that Mighty would never attack him without trying to talk first or at least say “Hi”. Antoine does what I just did and calls Mogul a fool. I’m inclined to agree. His plan had so many holes in it, the paper it was written on could double as swiss cheese. Mammoth Mogul literally says the line “No lower life forms out think ME and live!” and then attacks them. Then Mighty calls Antoine a “French Fry” and says that he should keep his mouth shut next time… to which I have to respond with another “What?!” He was going to attack you anyway. Why are you blaming Antoine for this? So anyway, they try to attack Mogul but he’s too powerful so they can’t get close. Even though he’s not at the peak of his power, the Sword of Acorn that he stole is amplifying it. So Archimedes just takes out a Chaos Emerald and it floats up to Mogul’s staff that had another chaos emerald in it. The two of them get attracted together and he gets seemingly vaporized out of existence. Well that was easy. Problem solved instantly in the span of two panels. Everyone than acts very oddly okay with the fact that they might have just nonchalantly vaporized a dude to atoms. I always get skeeved out whenever two emeralds are close thanks to how whacked out they got in Sonic X. Anyway, Knuckles bows before Sally Acorn with the sword in hand (so weird) and makes good on his promise. Sally, then grabs the sword and with Knuckles still bowing (so fucking weird) she decides to knight him so that whenever he’s off the island he’s recognized as Sir Knuckles to the Acorn Kingdom (this is soooo fucking weird you guys…!). Then Sonic carries him for a piggy back ride in a panel that comes out of nowhere and immediately cuts to a different scene when it’s done. They leave and Sally tries to get started on using the sword to search for the crown of Acorns when Rosy steps in and tells Sally to come with her. Sally follows her and they find the king…? He’s well…! But how…? But wait! We’re not done yet. It’s time for the twist~! Mammoth Mogul shows up again under the pale moonlight and monologues about how EVERYTHING was an orchestrated set-up. From how inept he was at his shitty plan to his quick and unsatisfying destruction. For you see, he planned all that from the very beginning and he’s got the REAL sword of acorns. Then he laughs maniacally while we’re shown a visible rip in his pants that’s showing off his underwear. Thank. God. You seriously almost had me thinking this was the second worst issue right behind Sonic Live but a lot can be done for a book’s quality by sticking the landing like this! Does this reveal make up for all the frustrating shit that happened? Only slightly. Mogul being an idiot was a very disappointing thing for the character knowing what I do know about him down the line and even with this reveal he’s still coming off like a clown. I’m not entirely sure why he didn’t just switch the two swords and leave. Maybe he wanted an excuse to make it seem like they had done away with him for good and thus pretending he died was necessary. I could see that being the case but then, why risk bringing the Freedom Fighters to the island when this could be accomplished by just facing the Chaotix? Oh right. We need a 48 page special where "They fight". Gotcha. Unfortunately, my main problems with the issue stem from everything else about it. The art and paneling of this issue was seriously, probably, the worst it’s ever been in my opinion. I straight up had to strain my eyes to try and tell what was going on… and still couldn’t succeed in a number of cases. This is an example of the art being what breaks down the quality of the book. The story itself was rather annoying but thanks to the ending reveal, it’s actually landed itself in the “okay” department. The fact that he was being a driveling idiot on purpose does lighten the load a lot and does help to mask the sales trap of making the Freedom Fighters and the Chaotix fight but it’s sadly not enough to save or excuse the horrendous nature of the book in all its other areas. It’s a shame. Sonic Super Special: Issue 1 - The Map Antoine is alone in a room, reminiscing about his father while overlooking a bunch of graphs. Most of which seem meaningless except for one specific map. He’s unaware of where it could lead to most likely because it’s incomplete. Bunnie shows up and asks Antoine what he’s doing here. Antoine tells her to fuck off and she goes away. Anyway, he continues contemplating things about this map. He wonders why it was so important that it had to be hidden in the hilt of his sword and whether or not the second half, that he doesn’t seem to have, will provide the answers. I’d imagine it would, otherwise it’d be a pretty awful map. Either that or it’s a map of a place that doesn’t exist anymore. Antoine even brings up that the landscape has changed because time has passed them by and this shit is extremely old. He also mentions that he will apologize to Bunnie later. Hm. Before we continue, I have to stress this… the fake exaggerated French accent is at a full 11/10 here and it’s beyond cartoonish. The amount of times Antoine begins a word with “Z” or outright says “Ze” is parody levels of stupid. Holy fuck. At the same time, in Robotropolis, Snively is searching through a shit ton of papers, looking for something that will take down Uncle Julian once and for all. He really wants to usurp him, so much so that he’s willing to talk about how much he wants to do so out-loud. This would make more sense as a thought bubble instead of a speech bubble. Just sayin. Anyway, he finds the second half of the map… in Robotnik’s lair. Interesting. He reads it and it says the “Budding Circle”. Snively doesn’t know what that is and he looks it up, instantly finding out why it was abandoned. Apparently nothing is safe when the Krudzu are involved. I didn’t know what that was either or why they were connected until I read the next page. However, right off the bat, I gotta say this already is a much more intriguing mystery than whatever the fuck is going on with the Crown of Acorn. Anyway, Antoine is also monologuing about his findings, wearing a black sweater and camouflage pants. He explains that the Budding Circle was an area that existed in Mobotropolis, which means it was paved over when Robotnik created Robotropolis. Antoine explains that it was the Krudzu, organic, but somehow metallic, plants that ate up the land. Robotnik then tried to use them against the Freedom Fighters but they found that water was their weakness and stopped them. This was all stuff that apparently happened way back in Issue 1. I own a reprinted copy of Issue 1 I got from free comic book day and even I couldn’t tell you the plot of it. I have no clue. I vaguely remember Tails being upset that he tried to help the Freedom Fighters by bringing them a plant… I think. I also remember Robotnik flying through the air like Team Rocket while going “Mmmm… gravy.” like he was Homer Simpson. At least I think he said gravy… This has been nothing but a constant stream of exposition so far. I don’t necessarily have a problem with that because it’s actually been rather interesting and the mystery being presented here feels kind of natural. It’s just… being expected to read so much text in Antoine’s horrid, intentionally misspelled word salad is tough. Antoine decides he needs to do this himself because… telling Sally would be the same as giving an incomplete report and his father said that’s a no-no. I don’t buy that but sure. At the same time (talk about coincidences, Jesus) Snively is using his own privately programmed Egg-Robos to dig around the southside of Robotropolis. This part of the city is apparently just one big trash and sewage heap. Snively hopes to find some Krudzu seeds in the remains of the Budding Circle and send them Robotnik’s way. Snively is extremely riled up and angry here. He really believes this is his big chance and he desperately doesn’t want Robotnik to find out about it. He’s scared just by the thought of him finding out that he has his own personally programmed Egg-Robos that call him Master Snively. Antoine arrives from the sewer and sees this all going down by the way. He spots the second half of the map and overhears Snively’s desire for the Krudzu seeds. Antoine, in a bout of really impressive intuition, first contemplates that it would be odd for his father to have a map that lead to those seeds but then, immediately after, reconsiders what he’s doing and outright says that he NEEDS to tell the others. Then he slips on some pipes and falls to the ground. Whoops. Luckily, it was still behind the trash pile so Snively only heard him fall. Didn’t see it. But that’s still bad enough because he sends his hovering Egg-Robos and their giant, fuck-off, laser cannon hands to weed him out! Is this the end of Antoi-no it’s not. But you know. It could have been. Antoine runs for the manhole cover he came out and just barely makes it inside before they all blow the shit out of the ground. It really kicks ass. Antoine is incredible in this story. Plus, he’s constantly wearing the same expression on his face. Just this really monstrous, angry scowl. He’s just constantly pissed. He runs from the Egg Robos, getting blasted at, trying to run away so he can warn the others. He takes out a power ring and it gives him enough power to slash one of the robots in half. He manages to escape and runs into Uncle Chuck so that he can inform him of what’s been going on. Chuck tells him that the other Freedom Fighters have been worried about him and they sent Sonic and Bunnie to check out the seismic activity that’s been going on at the Southside of Robotropolis. Antoine says “Oh shit. That ain’t good. I shouldn’t have done this myself. No I must leave to continue doing this myself.” Uncle Chuck is about to say that he can’t just let Antoine do that but Antoine’s all like “Nope. Fuck you. This is my badass solo story, not yours.” Antoine shows up and sees Sonic, Bunnie, and Rotor trying to fend off the Egg-Robos and they’re having an intensely hard time. Antoine throws Sonic the power ring and he has a slightly easier time but it’s not enough. Antoine joins the fight and they start to become a bit low on power… but then the Swat-Bots start to arrive and the Freedom Fighters decide they’re done, so they retreat. The Swat-Bots thankfully aren’t following them because they actually came for Snively. Robotnik’s mad because he heard that there are combat robots more powerful than his. And it’s true. The battle with the Egg-Robo’s looked fierce. It was awesome. Why is this secondary story so much more epic and cooler than the one that’s the main story of the issue? It’s so much more badass and infinitely better written and honestly, better drawn in a lot of ways as well. It’s not perfectly drawn, of course, but even in that screenshot of chaos I can actually tell what’s going on. At this point I decided to check and see who wrote what… Okay, so “The Map” was written by Tom Rolston and the main story about the Freedom Fighters fighting the Chaotix was written by Kent Taylor and Ken Penders. Sigh. Yeah, I guess that explains it. Still though, I was shocked. The quality of the story just jumped astronomically and it really caught me off guard. This is awesome. Robotnik chokes Snively while demanding to know what happened. Snively explains that he was indeed looking for a special destructive plant (he doesn’t say why, obviously) and then says that the accursed Freedom Fighters showed up and wrecked his plans. Robotnik says they will pay, instantly believing them. Also, Snively says the Egg Robos were just digging robots. It’s amazing what you can accomplish so long as you properly lie to your boss. We end on Antoine being grateful that Robotnik got a call in from Uncle Chuck as it was the doctor’s ego being challenged when he heard the news of “better robots” that allowed the Freedom Fighters to escape. Antoine, however, is upset that he didn’t get to see what’s on the other end of the map. Maybe someday. So yeah. That was an infinitely better story than the one I started off with. This might have saved the entire issue from being relegated to the Archie Boneyard for me. Hopefully, now I can concentrate on the numbered issues again but who can say? There’s always a new special or some shit right around the corner. It’s always some business man stomping up to the writer’s desk saying “If I told you once, I’ve told you a thousand, thousand, thousand, thousand times-!”
  14. 1 point
    MainJP

    Your Unanswered Sonic Questions

    The split didn't exist is the real answer.
  15. 1 point
  16. 1 point
    MainJP

    Your Unanswered Sonic Questions

    Because the area behind the wall is where Angel Island broke off when it ascended. It was a part of Mystic Ruin before then. The Sonic Adventure website shows you which area is Angel Island. http://sonic-adventure.com/map_mr_main.html Area B is all apart of Angel Island. It includes the Ice Cap and Red Mountain entrance as well as the tunnel leading out of Mystic Ruin.
  17. 1 point
    Diogenes

    Your Unanswered Sonic Questions

    The wall the tunnel is in, is the side of Angel Island.
  18. 1 point
    Look, I want a third season as much as anyone, but kiiiinda hard for me to trust a random guy whose name is their email.
  19. 1 point
    Also I just need to say Nina's design is so cute! Edit: Wait no, the last character looks like a new moose character. Hmmm.
  20. 1 point
    A peek at the remaining Grand Prixs for the year, including Karts, Tracks, and Racers. (Neon Circus shadowed racer is obviously Pasadena, but I wonder who the last guy is? I don't recognize him.) Kinda unreasonably jazzed for Christmas-themed content, not gonna lie. 😂
  21. 1 point
    Imagine fainting a legendary in SwSh before realising you forgot to turn the auto save off.
  22. 1 point
    has this been posted here? apparently a bunch of sonic cafe games were archived https://twitter.com/personasama/status/1179059335902715904?s=20
  23. 1 point
    Dr. Mechano

    Sonic X Reboot Topic

    In a hypothetical Sonic X revival, I'd love to see them adapt elements from the comic series into a prospective new show; Dr. Eggman's penchant for disguises and general tomfoolery, his crush on Ella, and his newfound love of wrestling would all be welcome additions. The comics also spotlighted Decoe, Bocoe, and Bokkun and gave them a bit more focus in some stories - both in terms of their relationships with Eggman and just as characters in their own right. I also honestly liked Chris a little more in the comics? He seemed more independent and a little less clingy, and displayed a number of interests in things that had nothing to do with Sonic, which... I dunno, it made him feel like more of his own person and less like a bland audience surrogate. He wasn't amazing in the comics by any means, but I still kinda liked the direction they took him in when compared to the original anime. The comic series as a whole was a lot denser and wackier than the anime, so I'm not saying it should match it in tone one-for-one. I think combining the goofier elements of the comics with the more serious and grounded parts of the original show (which still had plenty of comedy in its own right, to be fair) could strike a nice balance. It'd be fun to see a series where Sonic and Eggman are legitimately having these epic battles with actual stakes and exciting action one week, and then the Doc's just comically trying to woo Chris's maid the next week: That show would be a great time.
  24. 1 point
    I have mixed feelings on the Sonic Super Specials. I do like the fact they are properly numbering them. Before this issue, there are 8 Specials, each being a unique issue #1. Now they are numbered, which was probably a godsend for the fans back in day without any internet who wanted to try and collect all the Archie comics. Not to mention for us today when we can look at a list of Archie issues online. I do think it is worth noting that for near 3 years, Archie would run Sonic the Hedgehog, Knuckles the Echidna, and a Sonic Super Special every quarter. The only time that output would be matched would be the brief year when Sonic the Hedgehog, Sonic Universe, and Sonic Boom were running. I mean, I think it shows the success Archie was having with the comic, even if you could attribute some of it to the Sonic mania of the 90s. But yeah, alot of these Super Specials aren't great. You get the feeling that after a point, it seemed like an obligation for the writers who were probably putting their energy into the 2 main books, and just using random ideas for the Specials. They really go all over the place, with a few tying directly into the main book. The last one, #15, is especially bad for how lazily written it is and how it feels like they had no ideas for it. But hey, once you hit somewhere around issue #80, you've basically got nothing but normal issues until around #155 when Sonic X starts. And if you decide to skip Sonic X (which would be understandable, since it has nothing to do with the Archieverse, with only a tie-in happening in the last issue, #40, which ties into Sonic Universe), you would have up to around issue #195. Personally, I look forward to the day you start doing the Knuckles books, and Ken Penders in all his glory.
  25. 1 point
    Blueknight V2.0

    Sonic Boom (Untagged Spoilers)

    I haven't heard about it until just now. Very interesting.
  26. 1 point
    dbzfan7

    IDW's Sonic the Hedgehog

    Nah it's more Android saga Vegeta. The peak of being overblown. DBS Vegeta has more to him. Shadow is just Android Saga Vegeta, but I have yet to decide if I think he's worse or not....perhaps by default because he feels like a copy cat, but on the other hand hasn't done anything that stupid.
  27. 1 point
    I know action cartoons aren't really much of a thing on network television anymore unless they come with truck-fulls of comedy or are premiering on Toonami but I'd prefer it if they just got to work on my fantasy, 2D, action-adventure Sonic cartoon complete with 90s map painting backgrounds and quiet moments where fights break out in very pretty looking bars. Do not question me just do it.
  28. 1 point
    i just finished rayman 1. GOOD. LORD.
  29. 1 point
    Your Vest Friend

    Sonic Boom (Untagged Spoilers)

    Uh, why is this guy of any relevance?
  30. 1 point
    DabigRG

    Archie Sonic Main Discussion

    Middle numbered dramatic Sonic comics having questionable artwork? That's...not to out of the norm, really. Unfortunately. Oh dear. .Oooh...it's THAT artist! Okay. Wait...then what was the point of dropping Antoine? Oh yeah, this comic loved it's poetic narrations. I think someone got to this by now, but I think it's just his tails except miscolored. And yes, he looks Ren and Stimpy-ish. Gee, these stories sure loved to beat Sonic up. Oh my goodness, her mouth. And I see she's a left hander. You know, I almost didn't see that Part 1 bubble with Tails, so I thought this was what the issue was really about. Were the Combots explicitly supposed to be running on some sort of unique powersource? Oh, it's a threat. Just not one that makes any sense beyond being a weird idiom or reference. Idk. Oh my goodness. But yeah, probably. I was about to say, I'm reading this like, "Da foq are you talking about?" But yeah, that' the Substitute Freedom Fighters Penelope Platypus, Hamlin Pig, Dylin the Porcupine, and Arlo the Armadillo. Oh hey, that sounds like Fly Fly Freddy! Oh no, that sounds like Fly Fly Freddy.... I mean, this is based on SatAM. Oh shoot, I remember this issue now! For that scene specifically. Sonic Spinball wut? Hey, you see what the issue has been thus far. It could be them invoking how cultured he initially portrayed himself. Okay, that's funny. Oh shit, is this the one with Hawk Hawk? Oh-hohoho-man! Don't you mean Robolactus, btw? And where's Silver Snively? I did been like that sometimes. Ah yes, Brave New World. Oh and you'll be seeing that Roboticizer point soon enough, iirc.
  31. 1 point
    Teacher: Whoever wins gets candy! Candy: (Not as if I’m complaining.)
  32. 1 point
    Your Vest Friend

    CW's Riverdale

    Technically, we already have a topic for it. It hasn't been active in like forever but there we go.
  33. 1 point
    StaticMania

    IDW's Sonic the Hedgehog

    I can't believe it... Instead of focusing on her smile, I should've focused on...why does Whisper have the gun from the sans Mii costume? Not sure how I didn't notice that before. Evil Cheese.
  34. 1 point
    Heckboy

    I wish my anxiety was non-canon!

    I wish my anxiety was non-canon!
  35. 1 point
    Shadow is nowhere near as into it as Eggman is.
  36. 1 point
    Post-SA2 Shadow being the real Shadow. Maybe the only time in the series they actually tried to set up a plot point ahead of time and then they almost completely ignore it in favor of aliens and resolve it with a single line at the literal last minute. I think it would've been way more interesting to commit to having killed off Shadow and have this effectively new character try to figure out his place and his identity relative to him, rather than just giving Shadow amnesia and halfheartedly implementing "moral choices". They could even deus ex machina the original Shadow back later anyway, to placate his fans if they needed to...just actually do something interesting with the whole android thing. Though I'm sure Sonic Team would've ballsed it up anyway.
  37. 1 point
    Tara

    Sonic X Reboot Topic

    Essentially my point, yes. If you're using creative output as a barometer of success, then... well, obviously, no, it's not "successful," although framing it that way is a bit awkward. If you're talking about appealing to its target demographic (fans of the games and potential fans of the games), then it was... FAIRLY successful, yes. It did what it was supposed to do, and nothing more. The way the OP is worded would have me believe that they're making Sonic X out to be a failure and low point of the series that is universally detested, much like Sonic '06, when it's... er... not.
  38. 1 point
    Tornado

    Sonic X Reboot Topic

    Then it wouldn't be Sonic X. What you seem to be asking for is for them to make a new Sonic anime. Removing everything intrinsic to Sonic X, and then trying to tie it to Sonic X anyway, would be silly.
  39. 1 point
    The fans were the ones who wrote Iris to be an obnoxious, mean-spirited bitch who turned viewers against her within seconds of her showing up on screen? Yeah, it's clear that they wrote her that way because everyone wanted Misty back and that was the compromise (albeit one that was a fundamental misunderstanding of why people loved Misty); but everyone wanted Shadow back after Heroes and none out of none people asked for him to come back specifically as a OW THE EDGE douche yelling PG level swear words and shooting people with handguns. At some point, you have to detach the blame away from what fans wanted towards how shit the people who tried to implement it were at their jobs.
  40. 1 point
    I think the only thing canon from chronicles at this point is a lawsuit
  41. 1 point
    Tara

    Sonic X Reboot Topic

    Moved this topic to its proper forum. Sonic-related topics (that aren't Upcoming Games) belong in Green Hills Zone. Please keep that in mind, thank you. As for the topic itself, ignoring how rebooting a series while also removing everything about the series from the series is not really rebooting in any sense of the word, it's also a bit erroneous to call it "one of the biggest failures." While it's true that the series has generally garnered a negative reputation in retrospect, at the time, fan reception to the series was mixed at worst, and while it wasn't hugely successful, it did do its job of advertising the game and generating new fans and was fairly popular with the kids who jumped onto the bandwagon with the release of Sonic Adventure 2 Battle. It wasn't a good show, but it absolutely did what it was intended to do. Unless you're using the words "biggest failure" to mean "is teh epic failz man" in which case... yeah, fine. I can't really argue with that. Because, you know, Sonic X sucks lol
  42. 1 point
    Nintenboi

    Weird Official Sonic Art

    OH GOD THAT'S BAD!
  43. 1 point
    I can tolerate "the classic games are a different dimension" thing when it's elaborated to mean that the events of Sonic Generations altered the timeline and split it off due to paradox, but I wish they didn't have a rule of making some characters exclusive to Classic or Modern Sonic. Beyond that: Shadow the Hedgebhog. So many of its additions to the backstory in SA2 make so little sense that I wish they'd just amputate it. It's not exactly something Sega seems willing to revisit anyway, but as they haven't revisited SA2's version of the events either, I consider Shadow the Hedgehog to still be causing damage.
  44. 1 point
    MetalSkulkBane

    Sonic X Reboot Topic

    Hmm let's see 1) It won't get reboot. Ever. It's not how it works. 2) Sonic X minus Chris Thorndyke ans human world is basically different show. 3) What "no more sub plots" even means? What, is idea of sublplots bad in general? 4) Honestly, Sonic X wasn't good, but it wasn't that bad either. Calling it " biggest failure" is a big stretch. I can list dozen good things about the show. If anything, we'll never get Rouge as good as there, it's too make scenarios where her morality can be so perfectly gray.
  45. 1 point
    It's not that strange of a request when it comes to comics. A single pinup doesn't really give a sense of someone's ability to lay out a page or actually illustrate a story; comics actually do require certain skills. Penders isn't exactly Jack Kirby, no, but it seems a bit early to suggest he's being unreasonable in this instance.
  46. 1 point
    In the replies someone shows off their work to say they'd be interested. Ken's reply states he's not looking for just an artist. He wants someone who can draw and tell a story. Of course, Ken will never be satified with what anyone else does for his story. Art or story, the guy is as picky as they come.
  47. 1 point
    Bah! Everyone either 1 list their favorite 2 part of Lore that would smooth out the Grand Narrative, with little improvement for actual storylines of upcoming games. You want tangential improvement to the franchise? GIVE KNUCKLES HIS GOD DAMN DINOSAUR Why Knuckles leaves Master Emerald unprotected? Because it's guarded by Chomps, a god damn dinosaur. Is Knuckles bumbling fool? No, he's responsible owner of a god damn dinosaur. Will Sega be competent enough to make Chomps fun? Hard not to, he's god damn dinosaur!!! He's barely existing so they won't 'ruin the character'. He's a pet, so he's easy to include without stealing to much time. He can even be power-up, Yoshi style. And frankly, what franchise wouldn't be improved by adding a god damn dinosaur? And now you can't say Sonic Underground never did anything right.
  48. 1 point
    Knuckles's sort of earnest belief in the goodness of others. It's often played as him being gullible or socially inept. But like a knuckles who genuinely sees the good in people over everyone else would be a neat turn.
  49. 1 point
    DabigRG

    Weird Official Sonic Art

    Yeah-heh-heh, I was about to say, he looks like the Hamburglar after a 50 year stroke.
  50. 1 point
    Here is the Team Eggman Interview since it never got posted. It uh...it isn't much.
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