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  1. Well see the problem with that is that's a temporary fix at best. Sonic Forces was almost entirely new people and that's one of the most divisive Sonic titles in quite some time. The problem lies more with Sega's management than anything.
  2. So Mufasa's death from the remake got leaked and

    Holy shit it's so bad it's hilarious and painful

    1. Polkadi~☆


      Does Simba have no emotion on his face?

      I bet he has no emotion on his face.

    2. SupahBerry


      Does it make this leak of the early version if this scene look like a masterpiece?


    3. DreamSaturn


      Among many other problems

    4. Polkadi~☆


      Oh, that’s brilliant.

    5. SupahBerry


      How bout this version?


    6. Conquering Storm’s Servant

      Conquering Storm’s Servant

      Eh, I’m waiting for the live action Mulan anyway. I’ve liked much of the live action Disney remakes, but the Lion King has some big shoes to fill.

    7. KHCast


      @SupahBerry that’s the best version clearly 

    8. The Tenth Doctor

      The Tenth Doctor

      They... removed all menace from the line "Long Live the King"... Why?

      Though I can now listen to the score. THIS is what I'm interested in. Screw the crap visuals. Scrap the crap acting. I'm here for Hans Zimmer.

    9. Menace2Society


      why the fuck is Simba smiling in that Kingdom Hearts cutscene?

    10. KHCast


      Cause they lazy. No seriously, cub/lion Sora has actual facial animations but cub simba just has that static face the entire time. I guess they figured since it was one scene it wasn’t worth the hassle

  3. Then there is no way to "fix" the movie. If Paramount insists on putting out a nightmare, well, just another addition to the ever growing pile of crap this franchise already has, I suppose.
  4. EDIT: My apologies. I misread the question. Anyways, yes, there is a patch. It comes with this, if I remember correctly: https://gamebanana.com/tools/6329 Just click "Disable CD check" in the options.
  5. Yeah, I'm not buying the whole "We were with you!" thing. Sure, Sonic looking less like something I'd see at the foot of my bed during an episode of sleep paralysis is nice, but that still leaves a cavalcade of unfunny jokes, dated CG, annoying, bland and dumb human characters that take center stage...the design is only the most obvious and most horrific problem that we can see from the one, single, bad trailer they put out. The problem with the movie is the very concept. Just as a band-aid won't heal a broken arm, a simply design fix won't fix a movie that's doomed to fail. The only way to truly "fix" this movie now is to scrap everything and start over from scratch. Maybe get better writers this time.
  6. Of all the bad takes I've seen, people arguing that we're morally obligated to see the Sonic movie if we said anything bad about design is among the dumbest.

    1. Mad Convoy

      Mad Convoy

      God, people are so annoying sometimes...

      What part of “if you don’t want to see it, don’t see it; if you do want to see it, go see it” is so hard for some folks to understand? People aren’t even obligated to follow Sonic as a whole, let alone watch the movie...

    2. DreamSaturn


      Like, I wasn't even saying the design should be changed. I made fun of how bad and awful I thought their original design was, sure, but I never once said "Change it", I probably wouldn't like the movie regardless of what design they used. Classic, Modern, Boom, whatever the hell it is they were going for with the movie, doesn't make a difference to me. It's...basically the entire concept of the movie that's the issue with me.

  7. Of all the dumb defenses, "Wait until it's out to judge it" is probably the worst.

    Like, pre-release is the absolute best time to judge things because that's when there's still a tiny bit of hope that it could change. Once it's out it's too late.

    Not to mention pre-release material literally exists to be judged. If studios wanted nobody to say absolutely anything at all about their show/comic/game/movie/whatever, then why would they give interviews about it, put out trailers, screenshots, etc.

    1. Lord-Dreamerz


      I hope all the people that say "Don't judge until the final release!" are not the same people who pre-order everything. HA! Because pre-ordering is basically making a judgment call that it is something worth your time based on only pre-release info.

  8. The difference is those are now established elements of the franchise. You can argue they're poorly established, sure. But they're established all the same and at least were kind of worked in to fit into Sonic's world. What's Tom the Cop and *flips through IMDb* Minivan Kid's excuse?
  9. At least those are familiar elements (for better or for worse) that would make it feel more like a Sonic thing. This has none of those things. There's a reason none of the games with G.U.N ever focused on individual troops and had them team up with Sonic. Because nobody cares about characters like Tom the Cop or Jerry the Used Car Salesman
  10. Sorry, but no. Apologies are useless unless action is taken to make sure improvement is made, and by that token, I'm not giving them brownie points for fixing a problem that they created and that shouldn't have existed in the first place.
  11. "But rarely is the question asked, is our children learning?"

  12. "We were with you!" seems like a hollow gesture when fans, non-fans, the creators of Sonic and other big names were saying that it's a bad design long before the trailer dropped, but they actively ignored everyone. Never forget Patrick Casey's condescending "Everybody relax"
  13. So apparently the next P06 demo will have Radical Train and Flame Core for Sonic. Which yeah, I'm okay with. They're probably what I would call the "best" levels in '06. Flame Core in particular doesn't have any especially awful gimmicks like snowboarding or Mach Speed and no section is particularly heinous.

    1. Blue Blood

      Blue Blood

      Flame Core suffers from a lot of tedious "beat all the enemies to open the door" sections, but other than that the level design is actually really solid.

    2. Blacklightning


      Trying to light all the lights on a timed sequence as Knux is awful enough that I'd consider it a gimmick in of itself tbh.

    3. Celestia


      To be fair what makes playing as Knuckles a real pain is not being able to jump off walls, which (probably) won't be an issue in P06.

  14. Hey, you. Dumbass. Yeah, you in the tank. You cozy in there?

    1. SupahBerry


      Judge for yourself.


    2. The Tenth Doctor

      The Tenth Doctor

      Yes and I have a message.


  15. I was only 8 when '06 dropped so it definitely dropped in my formative years, so maybe that explains why I have so much affection for it. I just can't bring myself to hate it as much as everyone else, even with all it's well-documented problems.

  16. So if this is to be believed, it sounds like they may just be giving him slightly larger eyes and gloves. Which...if this is true, it doesn't really change my mind on the movie at all? I still think it all sounds like total and complete garbage, just with a Sonic that's slightly less horrifying to look at now.
  17. Tom Holland: "I don't know the future of Spider-Man, but I do know a lot of what happens at Marvel and a lot more people are going to be represented."

    Broflakes: "So...you're saying..SPIDER-MAN WILL BE GAY???? WOW SJW BULLSHIT PANDERING"

    1. Heckboy


      excited to have more diverse fascist power fantasies

    2. KHCast


      Gay Spider-Man is like one of my top wants. But I’ll settle for SpBIder-man also....I’ll see myself out 

      edit: seriously though, if a existing MCU character is gonna be lgbt my bets are on Thor tbh. He seems like the one guy that wouldn’t at all find it weird or anything, being a Nordic god and all. I could totally see him enjoying people of all types

    3. Mad Convoy

      Mad Convoy

      Diverse = “omgggg the GAY!!!!!!!” now?

      Huh, I’m used to people complaining about black or Hispanic superheroes existing when there’s complaints about broadening the diversity of Marvel characters. It’s a new generation of bigotry, I guess.

    4. KHCast


      LGBT characters in Marvel has always been a controversy of which nerdom is typically against it. Compound that with the societal stigma still looming in general regarding lgbt representation in the media, yeah, there’s gonna be unneeded complaining

      as for the diverse = gay thing, well, most ethnicities and races are represented for the most part in the MCU, it’s only natural I guess that people assume it’s referring to the next big hot button issue in regards to representation 

    5. Ryannumber1gamer


      We already know that MCU is getting more representation in general, hell Hulkling is being heavily rumoured for a Young Avengers movie, and he's one of the most well known LGBT characters in Marvel comics.

    6. KHCast


      Unless they straightwash him

    7. Ryannumber1gamer


      really doubt they'd do it. Especially after the brownie points Marvel got for Captain Marvel and Black Panther retrospectively. They would be slaughtered if they did it.

    8. Wraith


      MCU representation will always be halfhearted at best.

    9. KHCast


      Just sayin, they did to a degree do that with Deadpool, and downplayed his bisexuality as more a joke “haha no homo” thing 

  18. Thanks to Trump, Yesterday I learned:

    - During the Revolutionary War, the armies invaded the airports

    - the Rocket's Red Flare at For McHenry

    - Cornwallis at Yorktown

    1. Legendary Emerald

      Legendary Emerald

      I think if Trump tried to sing the national anthem, he'd end it with "and a partridge in a pear tree."

    2. shdowhunt60


      Honestly given that this is Trump that we're talking about, I thought it wasn't that bad of a speech. Just, y'know, hire a proofreader?

    3. Celestia


      Very edumacational

  19. Hmmm... Sonic Jam. Mostly for my love of the Saturn controller, the Easy Mode for games being good for just kicking back and relaxing on an afternoon, and the Sonic World is a pretty cool feature, especially with all the content you can view with it and the context of it being an early prototype for Sonic Adventure.
  20. The Walking Dead issue 193 spoilers:


    "Do not fear, dear reader, for this may seem like a scary book at first, and your mommy or daddy may even read it in a scary voice. Shame on them. But this is not a scary story. This story is about hope. One day a long time ago, dead people decided they didn't want to be dead anymore. Nobody knows why. And don't be embarrassed, it scared everyone. Nobody knew what was happening, or why... but life changed. Everyone was tested. That's why this time came to be called the Trials. You've probably heard your parents talk about it. It was a scary time, and many good, strong people lost themselves along the way. They started to forget who they were, they even started to forget what was good and bad. They only worried about living. There was no time to follow the rules. Almost nobody brushed their teeth or went to sleep by their bedtime. A great darkness fell across the whole world. It made everyone sad. People didn't know if things would ever get back to normal. Most people were sure it never would... and they got sadder... and meaner. When things were at their darkest... a man came along. Someone who had been hurt by the Trials. But he didn't let it make him sad. Not all the time at least, and we all know it's okay to be sad sometimes. Rick Grimes had an idea. He knew that if we stayed together and made friends instead of enemies... we could do anything. Even remake the world. He made friends and lost friends as he moved across the country. He met people he thought would be friends, but they turned out to be bad. He sometimes had to hurt the bad people to protect his friends. Sometimes he was scared that he was becoming a bad person. But he never did. And he taught other people how not to let the Trials turn them into bad people. He even met bad people and turned them into friends. Rick traveled far and wide, always bringing his friends with him, and they made him stronger. They made him safe. And he taught people how to make friends and use them to make themselves stronger and safer. The Trials made people so angry that some of them just wanted to fight. But Rick knew this was wrong. He showed them how to be friends instead. The Trials were dangerous times, and even Rick himself didn't survive them. But he was able to show us the way. With his teachings, the Trials ended... and life returned to normal. We even have ice cream again! People are happy instead of sad, and safe instead of scared, and nice instead of mean. All because someone was strong enough to do what was right. Wherever you are, whatever you're doing... you're there and you're safe because of Rick Grimes."RCO059_1562157453.thumb.jpg.df97fb39a64266cfd89ffa430b0928e9.jpg



  21. I am not ready for a world where Sonic Adventure 2 is 20 years old but we're getting there fast. God, I feel so ol-*realizes I'm turning 21 in September and a majority of the board is older than I am*

    Oh. Oooh.


    1. goku262002


      Yeah, speak another word their youngin. see what happens!

    2. Menace2Society


      Feels good to just be 18.

    3. Adamis


      I was 19 when it came out :D

    4. Polkadi~☆


      I'm not ready to live in that world.

      I'm probably one of the youngest active members, but I'm not prepared to be old.

    5. PaulyBFromDa303


      Actually I like being 30 (31 in just a few weeks). Something about the 30's just feels very . . . free. I can do what I want. Plus I'm still too young to NOT do anything XD

  22. To this day I remain utterly baffled how half-assed Sonic 4 was.

    1. Red


      It's bizarre how it was just intended to be a simple download title for mobile. Then SoA saw the title screen and was like "Let's turn this into Sonic 4"

    2. Blue Blood

      Blue Blood

      Regardless of whether or not it was originally supposed to be Sonic 4 from the get go, it was the most half-assed game ever. No effort was put into making E1 a successor to the Classics, and E2 did the bare minimum to make it better than E1.

    3. Mad Convoy

      Mad Convoy

      I thought it was pretty simple: it was never intended to be anything more than a throwaway low budget spinoff.

      Any pretentions of being something more were SoA’s doing.

    4. Vertical Snoop [D.K.]

      Vertical Snoop [D.K.]

      The way SoA can bust their balls giving a big flub of nothing like Sonic 4 all the marketing push and hype in the world but shit the bed when it's time to market something that's kind of a big deal like Mania or Forces or TSR will never not be funny.

  23. Sword and Shield are a hard pass from me. Unfortunate, as I really did like Sobble and was looking forward do it, but so much of what I hear in favor of removing the National Dex are just flimsy, poor excuses. Mr. Amateur Game Developer here, but Game Freak has had the Switch development kits since like, what, 2015? But they still made the decision to split off their teams to things like Home, this, LGP/LGE...it really makes me scratch my head and wonder what they were thinking. Obviously I'd never advocate for harassment and death threats, especially as someone who has been on both sides of the fence as far as developers vs. consumers go, but a response that basically amounts to "Yeah, we hear you, but we aren't going to do anything about it" feels like a really half-assed statement. Which, if that's to get back at the people who have been sending those things...well, fair play, I guess, but what about everyone who hasn't been doing those things? That's my take, anyway. I'll probably wait for the inevitable third edition where this is all curiously not a problem anymore, but until then...well, at least I'll always have Gen 1-5.
  24. Annabelle Comes Home is pretty good! I haven't seen the other Annabelle movies so I don't know how it stacks up against them but I liked this one a lot.

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