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  1. Just like the '06 fandub foretold.

    Fallout 76 Battle Royale.

    1. Strickerx5


      When bad jokes become actual products, oof.

      It's not even the full 100 players either...

    2. SupahBerry


      Let's just create a superlaser made of piss and get it over with

  2. That really annoying thing where people don't bother to cite what music they used in a video, but you know it's a Kevin MacLeod song so now you have to sift through over 1,550 songs just to find that ONE specific song you want.

    1. RedFox99


      I've still yet to find the music used in the discussion before the list and during the recap in this video.

  3. One show that used to give little Saturn legitimate nightmares was A Haunting. I remember one episode, (more specific images of it) so vividly, how I would wake up crying and screaming it scared me so much.

    ...So here I am, turning 21 in a few months, watching it at 1 AM, and it doesn't scare me any less than it did back then. Even if I can appreciate the cheese of a lot of it now having seen most of The Conjuring movies.

  4. Going by ChaosX's Twitter, it sounds like the next P06 demo will feature Radical Train. Which I'm definitely okay with. Radical Train is one of the few levels I can tolerate in the original.

    1. Red


      Have they done Crisis City yet? That and White Acropolis were always my favourite levels to replay.

    2. DreamSaturn


      Nope! I imagine that'll come soon enough, though. Apparently he wants to finish Sonic's campaign before moving on to Shadow's, which I can understand.

    3. TheOcelot


      Radical Train is an okayish stage, except fot the mach speed/bike section which is a world of pain.

  5. Crypto's back, baby. This was one of two (as far as I know and at time of writing this) remakes from THQNordic, the other being Battle for Bikini Bottom: Rehydrated revealed a few days ago. This one, as the title would suggest, is a remake of the PS2/Xbox cult classic from 2005. You play as a homicidal, wise-cracking little alien named Crypto, who comes to Earth in the 1950's and finds himself traveling the country, going up against the police, the military and a secret government agency. It was wild, off the wall and completely self-aware how ridiculous the concept was, and it has fun and revels in every second of it. I'm greatly looking forward to this one, especially since it's coming to PC, something that all other entries in the series passed on.
  6. Destroy All Humans remake makes Saturn a happy happy boy

    1. PaulyBFromDa303


      OMG. There's a throwback XD

  7. Well, Dio just pointed out how that's the exact lesson that we learned from Shadow's game, which, if you remember, wasn't a very good one.
  8. This plot probably would suck in any situation, but yeah, a fully animated movie where Sonic actually looks like Sonic would definitely be less repulsive to look at. While I don't necessarily want a straight adaptation of something like Sonic Adventure, Sonic has a ton of world, characters, and lore to draw from. It's not impossible to come up with something that's at least interesting, as opposed to just "Sonic X, but live action, and worse". What you also failed to mention is that they failed to market the movie, like, at all, so that definitely didn't help. You can't just drop a movie into theaters and expect it to get amazing returns, that's not how it works. For one, the majority of people didn't want Sonic or anyone to use guns. Kids sent in letters to Sega asking for that, sure, but there's a reason they created Gamma specifically for that, because it doesn't fit Sonic as a character. And for two, just because people want something doesn't mean they should accept it if the execution is bad. A lot of people wanted another game like Sonic Adventure, and they got Sonic 2006. That game was terrible, but they asked for more Sonic Adventure, so does that mean you think they should accept it?
  9. Definitely not this movie. Sonic is only recognizable if you boil it down to the most broad of details, "They're both blue! They both wear red shoes!" Okay, but that doesn't make for a good adaptation because for one, completely changing the look of the character to the point where it just barely resembles the character it's supposed to represent, is not good. As for what I personally would want, other people, including myself have stated countless times that a fully animated movie would've been much better. Hell, Sega even owns a damn animation studio (and it's not like they're unproven talent, either). If you truly didn't get that, you just weren't paying attention. Despite us going over this countless times over the course of this thread.
  10. No we don't. Even just beyond this nearly 443 page threat, fans, non-fans, casual onlookers, the creators of Sonic, several people who work at or have worked at Sega, have stated loud and clear that it doesn't work and have given an extensive list of reasons why. We don't owe them a chance. They're a company that's making a product that they have to convince us is worth our money, and they're failing to do so.
  11. I'm going to continue bashing it because it's a bad design that should've never been greenlit. And I don't care if work went into it, that's a given. You can put all the work in the world into a school project and still have it be terrible and get a well deserved F. Effort =/= Quality Just because it's new doesn't mean it's worthwhile. In fact, most "new" things Sonic has tried have been complete flops. If fans can tell from a few seconds that Sonic 4 plays nothing like the Classics, then I don't see how it's unreasonable for fans to deduce that something sucks based on a trailer that makes it look terrible, a plot synopsis, casting, leaked merch, and quite a lot more to work off of than what fans had for Sonic 4.
  12. The vulcan cannon shots don't hurt individually, but they'll cut down my Rings bit by bit!

  13. Why don't we just ask Sonic Team how constantly reinventing the wheel simply because they can works out. No, people like consistency. People didn't just like Mania because it was Classic Sonic, they liked it because 1) It was good 2) It builds off a formula that's proven to work.
  14. My application as a professional fursui-I mean walkaround character for Chuck E Cheese is in. Now we anxiously play the waiting game.

  15. I've gotta hurry and save Elise!

    1. Polkadi~☆


      Darn, we're not gonna make it! Let's speed up!

    2. SupahBerry


      Awww, missed him again! 

      We always miss the ice cream airship, Tails!

    3. Ryannumber1gamer


      alright so hear me out

      how about you don't do that

    4. Ellipsis-Ultima


      That tornado's carrying a car!

    5. Dr. Detective Mike

      Dr. Detective Mike

      He's gotta hurry and save Elise but he waited until morning to follow the Egg Carrier. 

  16. If I never see another single damn halfpipe in a Sonic game for as long as I live, it'll be too soon.

    1. PC the Hedgehog

      PC the Hedgehog

      What, you want ORIGINAL ideas for special stages instead of the same rehashed thing over and over again? Pbbt, Sonic fandom...

  17. So we have Maddie Blaustein, a transwoman who was a very prolific voice in the Sonic series during the 4Kids era, and Long John Baldry, an openly gay man who provided arguably the most recognizable voice for Dr. Robotnik to date.

    Sonic says LGBT rights

    1. Milo


      can't seem to find it right now, but didn't sega europe(?) tweet a picture of sonic holding the pride flag a couple of weeks ago?

    2. DreamSaturn


      @Milo Sega Hardlight, yeah. But the Sonic Twitter did do something similar when same sex marriage was legalized in the States a few years back.

    3. Blue Blood

      Blue Blood

      None of the Sonic series voices that Maddie provided were prolific or for particularly popular characters (it's widely agreed that he Omega was the worst, and that was her biggest role).

      Meanwhile claiming that Pollock isn't the most recognisable voice for Eggman is.... Nah.

    4. Ernest the Panda

      Ernest the Panda

      The 4kids cast also had openly gay Andrew Rannells.

      Plus Bently Jones came out a couple of years ago.

    5. PublicEnemy1


      May they both rest in piece. 

    6. Shaddy Zaphod

      Shaddy Zaphod

      Damn, Blaustein died at 48. That's incredibly young, shit sucks.

    7. Ryannumber1gamer


      I...legitimately don't see how any voice is more iconic than Pollock for Eggman. He nails the character perfectly.

  18. It can be that simple and it is. We don't need to know where his powers come from because it ultimately doesn't matter. It's a video game that's not trying to be realistic, rules and logic are allowed to be bent if it makes it more entertaining. Sure, a Sonic backstory could be interesting, but it's not necessary and given this series' track record with deeper stories (most of them aren't very good), I can safely say pass on that. He wants to build it because he's an egotist and wants to take over the world. Even outside of EggmanLand in Unleashed he slaps his face and emblem everywhere he can and has modeled more than a few of his creations after himself. Simple, and that's all it needs to be. Not every character needs to be super in-depth or fleshed out. That just ultimately bogs down a story if you try to make everyone super developed.
  19. "Pray for Trump" is trending. I thought he fell off a balcony or something.

    Nope. Just a thing stupid people are doing out of frustration.

  20. I used to be "with it".

    But then they changed what "it" was, now what I'm with isn't "it" and what's "it" is weird and scary to me.

    It'll happen to you.

    1. Corviknight


      "I'll make you float"

    2. Ferno


      tfw you weren't "with it" during the time of your life when you should've been with what "it" was


  21. Merlina remains my favorite villain in all of Sonic bar none.

    1. Blue Wisp

      Blue Wisp

      Hell to the fuck yes brother

      Merlina is a fantastic character

  22. I am forever bothered by Lavender Town in Gen 2.

    I get that Red set the spirits of the Pokemon at peace, but it just seems kinda...really distasteful to up all those graves and throw them into a small building for a radio tower.

    1. Sapphirine Wind

      Sapphirine Wind

      Yeah! I always found that so weird!

      The other thing about it is, it feels like moving on in the wrong way. Moving on would be accepting that tower. It's not inherently a bad place-- people put their beloved Pokemon to rest in it. Here, it just feels like... stripping a huge piece of identity away to be more palatable.

      But Goldenrod has a Radio tower, and we can actually go explore it! Why not make a new Radio Tower in Saffron City? It's in the center of the Region and gives off a "big city" vibe perfect for a radio tower.

    2. Thigolf


      That's what makes it funny, though

  23. Goddamn the music for Mod Pods in TSR is so good

    I wanna get this game eventually but blegh responsible spending and denuvo

    1. PC the Hedgehog

      PC the Hedgehog

      I posted a status update about it earlier! It really is, isn't it? Senoue and Jacques really make for a good musical team.

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