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  1. Interview Saturday.

    We're in the endgame now.

  2. Classic Sonic in Forces feels like such an 11th hour addition. Like, he has zero significance to anything in the plot, four levels, and like...one boss? And another that's virtually just a reskin of that one?

    1. Ferno

      Ferno

      Even more obvious in that in Fist Bump, the lyrics only ever mention two people, the player and sonic, but never factors in classic sonic, like the singer never says "the three of us" or anything like that

    2. SenEDDtor Missile

      SenEDDtor Missile

      Ther probablay could ahve fixed or at least martginally improved the Avatar and Modern if they hadn't put time into Classic tbh.

      edit: They probably could have fixed or at least marginally improved the Avatar and Modern if they hadn't put time into Classic tbh.

    3. Jingilator

      Jingilator

      ALRIGHT I GET IT CLASSIC BAD NOT NEEDED OOGA BOOGA

    4. SaturnWolf

      SaturnWolf

      I guess I struck a nerve?

  3. Wow, Dimps...REALLY loved making the Chaos Emeralds just not worth the trouble of getting

  4. I will absolutely not see the Joker movie unless he has a monologue about how we do, in fact, live in a society

  5. Sonic Adventure DX (PC) is just about driving me up the wall.

    Ever since a few days ago, basically everything I do just makes the game crash.

    I made sure all the mods are up to date (mod loader included), tried running the game in windowed mode, tried running it in different resolutions, tried doing a complete, clean, re-install, tried verifying the integrity of the game files, tried running it without mods, tried disabling Steam, NVidia's, and Discord's overlays, and nothing works.

  6. Broh job hunting sucks
    I put down everything you'd think they wanna hear and I still get ghosted

    1. JosepHenry

      JosepHenry

      Wording lmao

       

    2. Badnik Zero

      Badnik Zero

      You have to kill yourself to get experience nowadays. They’re looking for that and degrees.

    3. Zaysho

      Zaysho

      Job hunting is demoralizing. Keep your head up, though.

  7. Man the Time Eater fight feels so super tacked on, gameplay and storywise. The Egg Dragoon feels way more like a final battle.

    1. Jack in Space

      Jack in Space

      Of course. Egg Dragoon in Gens is one of my all fime favorite bosses in Sonic. Time Eater... Meh, they always experiment in extra battles without substance and effort.

    2. Supah Berry

      Supah Berry

      I see that boss as a personification of all the bad moments in the series; from sudden gameplay changes with poor execution, to completely useless side characters who never shut up. (Even if you disable tutorials, which is basically what that is.) It's like after being rewarded with the rest of the game that brings out the Best of Sonic, we have to pay for it by dealing with all the worst aspects rolled into one.

       

      Frankly, it's also eerily prophetic for what happens to the franchise after this game: More bad gameplay, characters and junk. What a way to finish off a beautiful celebration of Sonic's past by giving players a glimpse into his "bright, sparkling" future. 

    3. Ferno

      Ferno

      was kinda nice seeing the Egg Dragoon fight in the way that Eggman probably originally intended it to. I remember reading in Unleashed's Eggman machine bios that he build it as the ultimate fighting machine against sonic or whatever but never accounted for the Werehog when building it originally, which is why it was easily torn apart by Sonic in that form. But in Gens its like Eggman technically has the upperhand that go around

  8. Why didn't Scar just kill Simba when he was mourning over Mufasa's corpse

    There were no witnesses and it's not like he had some moral objections to killing a child, he was trying to do that before he killed Mufasa anyway

    1. Diogenes

      Diogenes

      couldn't make it look clean. mufasa fell and got trampled, looks like an accident. mauling simba himself would leave too much evidence and another "accident" would be suspicious.

      also doesn't he sic the hyenas on simba anyway

    2. Tails spin

      Tails spin

      He does tell the hyenas to kill simba. Then the hyenas lie to Scar. Scar tells the pride both the king and crown prince died. He even looks at the hyenas saying I thought you were dead when Simba returned

    3. SenEDDtor Missile

      SenEDDtor Missile

      @Diogenes what if he Stepped on Simba’s Head/throat and choke him to death?

    4. Diogenes

      Diogenes

      in that case the lion crime scene investigators would surely notice the lack of hoofprints or related trauma and investigate further.

      really the point isn't that there would be no possible way for scar to get away with killing him, but that he had ways of getting rid of him without (further) dirtying his hands

    5. SenEDDtor Missile

      SenEDDtor Missile

      @Diogenes If there isn’t a lion who does the police siren. And there isn’t a ticker tape made from grass surrounding the crime scene, I’m gonna be mad.

  9. History repeats itself. Much like with Andrew Garfield, another trilogy that could've been dies at #2 because of Sony's own shortsighted decisions.

    1. Milo

      Milo

      i mean, half of me absolutely understands sony being sheepish about disney wanting to shoulder the financial burden less. they just got fox (and the related marvel film rights) and had a great box office this year; and yet now they want sony to co-finance the movies (whereas under the current deal sony handles marketing/distribution while marvel studios handles production and gets 5% of the first-dollar gross). i agree with what wraith said in a previous status that they're being greedy in that context

      but the fact rothman --of fox marvel fame-- is playing the role in negotiations has the other half of me just laughing

    2. Boomer

      Boomer

      @Milo Plus Disney got 100% of merch sales too.

  10. RIP MCU Spider-Man

  11. Apparently a big Sonictuber has been outed as a sexual predator

     

    1. Balding Spider
    2. Blue Wisp

      Blue Wisp

      I take it it's against the rules to say who was it?

    3. SaturnWolf

      SaturnWolf

      CrazySonicfan110.

      You can view the whole mess here:

       

       

    4. Zaysho

      Zaysho

      The fuck is with YouTubers this year

    5. Balding Spider

      Balding Spider

      @Zaysho It's not just this year.

    6. Blue Wisp

      Blue Wisp

      Wow that's fucked up.

      Per the norm for YouTubers this year I guess.

    7. Zaysho

      Zaysho

      @Balding Spider Fair, but I don't normally follow this stuff and I've just been hearing about it so often this year it's pretty surprising.

    8. Kuzu

      Kuzu

      Not surprised, just disappointed. 

  12. That tornado is carrying all the objects that came packed in with the engine that the developers couldn't fit in elsewhere!

  13. Ooooh, SAGE is coming up soon. I wonder what SonicNEXT has in store.

  14. I'm very confused what the endgame behind the Legacy of Solaris mod is. Like, sure, it's cool what they're adding (I'm a big fan of '06's E3 huds, love 'em, love 'em, love 'em) but like...it doesn't really seem like it's really "fixing" anything? Maybe it's just the fact that I haven't played it, but it seems like the same, barely functional, frustrating game at its core, just with prettier graphics and more to do.

  15. It kills me inside that we'll never see Luke, Han and Leia reunite one last time

    Unless they filmed that exact thing before Carrie Fisher died and have been saving it for this exact moment.

    1. Jack in Space

      Jack in Space

      You know, Fisher filmed a lot of scenes for VII and VIII which will be used in IX. I'm gonna leave it at that.

    2. Supah Berry

      Supah Berry

      I be perfectly willing for them to asspull making Han into a Force Ghost for no explained reason and without any warning if it meant fulfilling that desire.

    3. Solister

      Solister

      Just thinking on this almost put me in tears, I don't think I'm prepared for Episode IX.

      But Idk, Sequels have went in a totally different way from what I expected, an ok movie, a bad one and now I think I'm putting much hype for Episode IX which may end up disappoint me. I don't think it will fix all the other problems VII and VIII had, despite III did this with I and II.

      But yeah, seems a very unlike scene to film Han, Leia and Luke together on Episodes VII and VIII and more unlike if Han and (Theoretically) Luke are dead.

  16. Sometimes I wonder what Sonic Boom could've been if Sega hadn't tripped and fallen flat on their face walking out the door with it

    1. Ryannumber1Santa

      Ryannumber1Santa

      I’d like to imagine if SEGA didn’t force them to release it on Wii U and let them use the planned consoles, the game would’ve resembled a better product.

      Rise of Lyric failed on two fronts that messed the show up badly - one - it was meant to be a prequel explaining Boom Sonic’s origins, and how he met the rest of the group, as well as setting up lore for the series that would’ve portrayed it more than being a comedy (If the echidna and ancient hedgehog statues are any indication).

      SEGA was counter intuitive about allowing an origin game, because Sonic Team was considering a origins thing and didn’t want it dictated by a Western company, despite the fact that Boom in general was literally designed to be a radically different approach by a Western company, so what they planned shouldn’t have mattered much to Sonic Team’s.

      Really, it was the shift to Wii U that killed it though. It became a meme for being as bad as 06, and that spun off into a bad showing for the TV series and comic, which was far better. 

    2. Vertical Snoop [D.K.]

      Vertical Snoop [D.K.]

      @Ryannumber1gamer especially hilarious seeing as it's been 5 years and still no word on that origin story that SEGA was apparently so confident in doing that they fucked up a whole sub-franchise for it

    3. Red

      Red

      @Vertical Snoop [D.K.] I'm thinking they probably wanted to continue the Generations trend while hitting the reset button. The next game after Gens would have been the origin game before they decided to scrap it and make a new game nothing to do with Sonic's origins.

    4. DiamondX

      DiamondX

      I wish they gave Big Red Button more liverty with Boom.  I feel like they could've made a pretty good (if not a great) game.

      @Ryannumber1gamer Apparently they even had a time limit as the game had to be out by 2014. I'm not sure when they found out about this but apparently they had to crunch it to even get it out.

    5. Ryannumber1Santa

      Ryannumber1Santa

      @DiamondX

      IIRC, there was two reasons, the Boom show, and the deal with Nintendo. SEGA wouldn't extend the deadline due to these. The unfortunate part is the project had time, and was running stupidly well on high end consoles.

      Then SEGA demanded it ported to Wii U, an overhaul of the story. A game designed for PS4 and Xbox One on an engine designed specifically for those consoles had about a few months to get it ported and downgraded. It's no surprise it ended up how it did.

    6. Wraith

      Wraith

      Even conceptually it was boring and uninspired. The show turned out bad too for this reason. The comic is only any good at all because of Ian. 

      That being said Big Red Button didn't deserve the treatment they recieved. Nobody deserves that.

    7. Soniman

      Soniman

      The show wasn't bad at all perhaps because it didn't even bother with the boring origins or lore shit that the OG game tried to hamstring together and just went the self contained cartoon approach. Was it a good thing that the games, comics and show all operated on different canons? Nope. But in hindsight it worked out for the best. It's all dead now so it doesn't really matter. I'm more interested in the amount of money that Sega wasted on this venture more than anything else 

    8. Dejimon11

      Dejimon11

      It just would of been Jak and Daxter with sonic characters

  17. NORTH AND SOUTH NOW, IN THE LEAD!
    EAST AND WEST NOW, SUPER SPEED!
    DOESN'T MATTER WHICH WAY, DIDN'T COME TO PLAY!
    STRAIGHT AHEAD, I SEE NOTHING BUT DUST AND WIND
    INSIDE OUTSIDE, GO SONIC!
    OUTSIDE INSIDE, YES SONIC!

    1. Polkadi~☆

      Polkadi~☆

      アブナイヨとHave A Niceはにてる
      そう どちらも紙一重なのさ!!

      タイクツ脱ぎ捨てて
      今すぐかけだせーーーー〜

  18. Rocko's Modern Life movie was great

  19. Watch us multiplyyyyy

    Right before your eyyyes

  20. It'll always feel like walking through an abandoned town being on SSMB at this hour

    1. Crow the BOOLET

      Crow the BOOLET

      I mean you're not wrong

      Everyone must be sleeping

    2. Winter Spirit Ultima
  21. The Geek Critique has probably the best Sonic reviews I've seen

    1. Blue Blood

      Blue Blood

      They're pretty great. I don't necessarily agree with him on every front ( Sonic Advance 2 is imo a really good game), but the analyses are so on depth and rich.

  22. Is the online for TSR still a barely functional, shambling mess

    1. Thigolf

      Thigolf

      The bigger problem might be finding someone to play with at this point

    2. Dejimon11

      Dejimon11

      I can barely convince my friends to play with me. 

  23. Does anyone know where the rumor of Shadow and Knuckles being in Unleashed came from? Aside from like, a one off trivia question, there's no references to them in the game at all, no unused models or anything like that.

    1. Strickerx5

      Strickerx5

      It came from one of the E3 interview videos at the time. A rep was asked if they’d be in the game and he straight up said yes.

      I can find the video for you later once I’m out of work.

    2. SaturnWolf

      SaturnWolf

      That would be awesome, thanks!

    3. Strickerx5

      Strickerx5

      There we go.

      Anyways, I think it's relatively safe to assume in hindsight that the rep was more focused on the game than the actual question so it's very likely that he just rattled off some character names when he really meant that just a few of them were going to be in. I'm pretty sure we would've found at least some reference of a Knuckles and or Shadow model in the game files by now if they were ever planned.

      At the most, they probably never made it off of an internal PR doc/ whiteboard honestly.

    4. SaturnWolf

      SaturnWolf

      Thank you very much!

      Yeah, I imagine the rep just wasn't really paying attention or maybe got confused with Black Knight?

    5. Strickerx5

      Strickerx5

      Actually that is quite possible lol

  24. So, this is the fabled Tilted Towers.

    1. Polkadi~☆

      Polkadi~☆

      Welcome to Tilted Towers. Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Memphis, Tennessee, and I’m part lizard. Nice to— よろしくお願いします, as they say in Nippon.

    2. Strickerx5

      Strickerx5

      God I love that video. XD

      Made a huge mistake of having it on in the background for my first watch at work though. Could barely keep my laughter in during lines like that.

    3. Polkadi~☆

      Polkadi~☆

      Honestly, by having it in the background, you miss out. I had completely snapped several times in the video.

      Even better is that Rouge’s one throwaway line about Fortnite turned the entire dub into being about gamers, with the sub-plot of everyone trying to enter a relationship with Shadow.

  25. The new AVGN episode having Gilbert Gottfried really puts into perspective how much the show has grown since it was just James in his apartment yelling at poorly made NES games

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