Dr. Crusher
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I hope I can get the hang of this language one day. It's a tough one to learn.
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Sacre noot!
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So Luigi's had a spinoff... Peach has had a spinoff... Toad... Wario... Yoshi... Donkey Kong... they've all had spinoffs... That leaves the most important one of all. You'd think they would have made one for him sooner, given how popular he is.
I hope they're taking their time with Big Bob-Omb's Banging Birthday Bash.
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Sheev and Snoke sounds like a comedy duo.
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They went downhill when they went Solo.
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Something's not right here, but I can't put my finger on what it is.
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By the end of the week, I'll have probably seen literally 502 Bad Gateways.
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I think I've been spending too much time with Mario 64 parallel universes on the brain. I laughed at this way more than I should have.
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So when Mephiles rejoins with Iblis and becomes Solaris again, and he's doing his thing... is Robotnik still tumbling down cartoonishly from the sky during that time?
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Two months late on this, but I've only just recently been learning about the Mario 64 "parallel universe" thing. I find it every bit as fascinating as it is funny.
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As long as Mario's de facto speed is involved.
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@Dejimon: Someone was doing a TAS of Mario 64, with one self-imposed challenge on the player's part being that they had to collect all the stars in the game whilst touching the A button as little as possible. Cut to one mission in Hazy Maze Cave, and... well, maybe you ought to see for yourself. (Just a warning though that it's a pretty lengthy video.)
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So I've been thinking, if - very big if - Crash ever comes back with a new game, whether this year or in the future, which characters will appear in the game? Obviously there'll be Crash, Cortex, Coco and so on, but who else? Ripper Roo? Dingodile?
I have a hard time imagining Tiny wouldn't turn up, considering he's always been one of the most recurring characters in the series.
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@Forte-Metallix: The thing that gets me about Titans' Tiny is that we're supposed to think that's Tiny. If it were a completely different character, I don't think that example would have been as bad.
Incidentally, this is also how I feel about Metal Overlord, in the sense that I'm fine with robot dragons, just not robot dragons that are also Metal Sonic.
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Bit late on this but I'll give you my thoughts.
Crash has been out of the picture long enough for a full-blown reboot to not be shocking to anyone. It's not like the story was ever integral to the experience. I would go with a reboot if only because the continuity has become really messed up. As long as the characters we love are there, that's all that really matters.
Seemingly. I've been looking at the concept art and animation of "Crash Landed". God the game looked amazing aesthetically. I almost hope the new game looks closer to that then to the Naughty Dog games, but I know that's a pipe dream, since they'll go for the nostalgia tokens. Not that I'm complaining, it's been a long, difficult eight years for Crash fans.
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"This was the best idea I ever had," cackled Eggman as he pitched his Sonic cartoon to Dingo Pictures.
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@Forte-Metallix i know but it's not a good joke because it makes sonic look bade!!! why would you want sonic to look bad?? you call yourself a sonic fan you're not even a TRUE SONIC FAN!!!!!
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Say what you will about Spyro: Enter the Dragonfly, but I think it had some pretty cool level concepts, particularly Thieves' Den and Jurassic Jungle.
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"Now Black Doom is the key to all this... if we get Black Doom working. Cause he's a funnier character than we've ever had in the games."
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It's so dense.
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Are you having notification issues?
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I wonder how many kids the Sonic OVA inspired to hurt themselves by suggesting that they scrape their knuckles and catch some tails.
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Criteria for Eddie Lebron's "Crash":
-Crash has hyper-realistic textures for his fur and extra-long spikes for his mohawk.
-Aku Aku looks plastic.
-Crash isn't concerned about Coco being killed offscreen by Cortex.
-Cortex and Brio/N.Gin are both played by a poor man's Bryan Cranston.
-Tiny looks like the classic version but has the Titan version's legs.
-Ripper Roo is an actual metaphor for dementia.
-Dingodile's flamethrower shoots out transparent special effects.
-Caddicarus makes a cameo against his will.
-An offhand joke made regarding the Titans games ends up backfiring and makes the film look hypocritical.
-Crash and Cortex never actually confront each other.
-Only two types of Lab Assistants could be made with the remaining budget.
-Crash spins out of the film frame twice.
-Crunch shows up at the end with both arms completely normal.-
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Fun for the whole family.
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Dear My Friend, Albert Wily,
It's A New Day, and A New Venture. Can You Feel the Sunshine over there? With The White of Sky over here, there's too much of a Vela-Nova for me to be sure. There's practically No Way Through telling. Anyhow, you know well about My Dreams of an Absolution, but I never did tell you about how My Destiny came to be. So here's How It Started.
Gerald tried his admirable best when Raisin' Me Up, but when he said "My beloved grandson, You Can Do Anything" on that fateful day, he should have known better than to give me any ideas. Creating was always admittedly My Sweet Passion, but this helped me realise that I was destined for great things. I still remember when I first made my trusty Egg Mobile. (I called her Bomber Barbara back then.) It was a joy to Fly in the Freedom for the very first time. But as the days went by, and I grew older, I came face to face with... him.
The hedgehog was a curious specimen... some sort of Sonic Speed Rider... a Knight of the Wind, you might say, like The Chosen One or something. Much as I tried to Fight the Knight, he always won, particularly with that Sonic Boom ability of his. No matter how many plans I made Back 2 Back, there he was, doing some more Metal Scratchin'. And with each defeat, came such humiliation. "Catch Me If You Can!", he would say. I decided to Let the Speed Mend It, to see if he would be all High and Broken by the time he fought With Me. Alas, he still kept winning, even with a mere Seven Rings in Hand. And every time, whenever I was able to prevent myself from being catapulted away like a Diamond in the Sky, there Amy Rose would be, squealing "You're My Hero!" to that accursed Ethno Circus freak and his fellow band of Sonic Heroes. Sometimes Sonic would even do his little Ska Cha Cha to further taunt me with. Just thinking of it makes me want to Kick the Rock.
Why did they keep denying my rule? Surely they had considered the Endless Possibilities? But then, Sonic always was going on about how to Open Your Heart and Speak With Your Heart, like the Unawakening Float that he is. I thought about Living in the City in order to get away from it all, but the Deeper I thought about the Wicked Wild, it wasn't long until I felt the desire to Escape From the City, as The Palace That Was Found was simply too Sweet Sweet Sweet for me to resist. Had I stopped, I would just be living Lazy Days... Livin' in Paradise, you know? Yes, I may want to Live Life, but I also want to Reach For the Stars, so after considering both choices, I ultimately decided to Throw It All Away, all in the name of knocking down that hedgehog for good.
So I continued. I created Metal Sonic, and I said to This Machine, "You. You're My Number One. Sonic may Follow Me, but together, we'll go Super Sonic Racing, gut him with a Poison Spear, and make His World our own." Sadly, we did not, but gradually, my plans grew larger, and so did the range of outside sources. Chaos was always my personal favourite. As I began to Dive Into the Mellow, it felt like I was going Back in Time, to the dawn of the Space Trip Steps.
Things changed when Shadow entered the scene. The hedgehog Wrapped in Black stood up to me, and he said "Right then my good man, let's Get Edgy." Things went downhill after that. Naturally everyone else assumed he had died on that day, but not me. I knew Through the Fire that he was only Almost Dead.
I was even more outraged when Metal was no longer Supporting Me, hardly the news I wanted to hear when I was just Waking Up, and it angered me to think of how long he kept it Unknown From Me. Team Chaotix... proved to be a bunch of Jeh Jeh Rockets, to put it lightly, but fortunately, Metal and I were able to Work It Out (by which I mean I threatened to Un-Gravitify him should he go Blue on the Run again). Then when Shadow went crazy again, he disagreed with my words. He said he wanted the people to All Hail Shadow instead, such slanderous beliefs I considered to belong only in A Ghost's Pumpkin Soup.
And so, It Has Come to This. I admit to making mistakes in the past, but what can I say, we all Live and Learn. In the end, I Am... well, All of Me, of course. Some may say my chances of victory in the end are a Cosmic Eternity away, as only a Sweet Dream can be, but I will Never Turn Back against my goals. It Doesn't Matter how many times the hedgehog wins, I must continue to Believe in Myself and my strengths if I want him to see just What I'm Made Of.
Anyway, I'm rambling on now, so I better stop Right There and Ride On away. Maybe you've gathered something from this, maybe you haven't, but What U Need to do is consider the similarities you share with me in regards to that super fighting robot opponent of yours. Maybe then We Can unite properly. Only time will tell.
Signed, Ivo Robotnik, A.K.A. The E.G.G.M.A.N.
P.S. Have you considered trying out my Slow-Down Shoes?
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Eggman's love letters to Wily sure are strange.
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BEST. STATUS. EVER.
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For elaboration, when I loaded it up initially, it was only showing the first line and nothing else, and it kept doing that, hence why I thought that I "broke" something as it were, to which I was cringing very much.
Either way, if I do something as ridiculous as this in the future, I think I'll just cut it into comment-linked sections. X)
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"What has yellow skin and writes?"
"A ball-point banana!"
"What people are always in a hurry?"
"Rushing people... Russians!"
"So this means..."
"Someone Russian is going to slip on a banana and break their neck!"
"Precisely, Robin!"The only thing more amazing than Batman and Robin's sage conclusion-making abilities was that they was actually always right about this shit.
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Team Chaotix's story in Heroes would be a lot better in my opinion if Robotnik was posing as a Nigerian prince.
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This is actually one of the ways Robotnik makes his money. He sets up his companies, he sells outdated robots, he harvests the resources within rich mountains and caverns, and he does this. No wonder Robotnik never has to worry about going broke, meanwhile Wily is lucky enough to sell a joint to get by.
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"Son, for fuck sake," Black Doom roared angrily. "You're letting the family down. You never listen to me. I try to bond with you like a good father, and you just blow me off and disrespect me. What happened to you? Years ago, you were firing the Eclipse Cannon, destroying Prison Island, making the humans suffer... I was proud of the old you! But now... you're a different creature! You're the opposite of what we stand for! Your newfound kindness cost you your memories, and almost cost you your life! What do you see in this pathetic world? Why did you change!?"
His back facing the Black Arm leader, Shadow turned his head to the right, not changing his expression. "I suppose you could say I..." Pausing for a brief moment, he turned his head back to the front, with a little smirk, and a nice new pair of sunglasses.
"...Lived and learned."
*DAAAAAAAAMMMMNN*
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*Black Doom thought for a second* "I suppose you could say you opened your heart, and let in the endless possibilities, and reached for the stars. Like the Knight of the Wind, you won't stop fighting me, and with seven rings in hand, you'll come and try to stop me. You believe if you defeat me, the people will chant All Hail Shadow"
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"Lol no, see you dad."
He Never Turned Back since then.
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You should've put this in spoiler tags since this is clearly a leaked scene from ShTH2.
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Shadow smirked and replied, "Perhaps, but in the end, It Doesn't Matter. We Can go on our separate paths, but I Am destined to prevail. You should have known better that to invade His World. Follow Me, and I'll show you My Sweet Passion for conquest.
But I gotta go, for now. I'm meeting Team Chaotix for a mission. After that, I'll be Free, and we're having a lot of Lazy Days- Livin' in Paradise.
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Doom was too shocked to properly answer Shadow, so he literally exclaimed:
"You're Almost Dead to me!!"
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Alternative titles:
Shadow the Hedgehog 2: Doom Harder
Shadow the Hedgehog 2: Who You Really Are
Shadow the Hedgehog 2: Here Today Genocide Tomorrow
Shadow the Hedgehog 2: I Am the Singer About the Moon-a and the June-a and the Spring-a (All of Me)
Shadow the Hedgehog 2: The Ballad of Gay Lyric -
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I'll never forget the time when I reached the third boss in Crash Bash for the first time, wondering why the Komodo Bros. of all characters were pulling a N. Gin.
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I think I asked this once before, but I thought I would ask again for fun. For any Crash Bandicoot fans on here, if you were making your own Crash game in the style of the famous Warp Room setup, complete with five bosses (and maybe an optional/extra boss), and the last boss would be Cortex as usual, which other characters would you choose to fill the other boss slots?
It's a hard choice for me since I love a lot of Crash characters, but as long as Dingodile was one of them, I would probably be satisfied either way. Although I would also consider making Rilla Roo an optional boss just to see the look on people's faces, even moreso when it turns out he's really hard to beat.
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Looks like Wily's more of a Slash man.
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Get it, cause, like, slash man. Slash Man.
Oh the shame, my plans have failed once more.
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I know it's not widely disliked or anything anyway, but Mario Land 2 is actually one of my top favourites out of all the 2D Marios, in part due to it being very atypical for 2D Mario standards.
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I love both Land games for being so unique in terms of aesthetics. You got levels based on China, submarine and plane shoot-em-ups, outer space years before Mario Galaxy, and even a giant mechanical Mario to explore!
My main criticism towards the New Super Mario Bros. series is the utter lack of creativity in level motifs. All four games use the exact same eight tropes!
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@TheUltimateSilverFanBoy: As in, gameplay-wise? Yeah, they are. Mario Land 1 is a very short game, and Mario Land 2's overall map system works slightly differently than usual, but otherwise, it's all standard 2D Mario fare.
@Komodin: I've always loved the concept of the Mario Zone, and the Space Zone is great as well. But I also really like how the Pumpkin Zone goes for an abandoned school (I think?) instead of the usual mansion setup.
