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    1. FriendBot

      FriendBot

      So because Sonic isn't about jumping from platform to platform, it's not a real platformer? wut........

    2. WakanoBaka

      WakanoBaka

      Well it has platformer elements, but that's not what the game is about. Mario is a platformer.

      Sonic is an "action game".

    3. FriendBot

      FriendBot

      Sonic is a speed-based action/adventure platformer, everyone wins.

    4. WakanoBaka

      WakanoBaka

      Yeah, that would work, but the thing is, Sega treating it like a platformer is why they have been falling short all these years. They really don't know how to make a speed platformer...

    5. FriendBot

      FriendBot

      Sonic Colors and Lost World are more platform-orientated.

    6. WakanoBaka

      WakanoBaka

      Yes but what do they lack.....speed, speed was the main focus to begin with.

      Only reason Sonic is called a platformer is because it's compared to Mario.

    7. FriendBot

      FriendBot

      So this guys complains about Sonic not being a "true" platformer because it's more about speed but when SEGA do make a more platforming-focused Sonic game, it's lacking the speed that made Sonic special.....

      wut.....

    8. WakanoBaka

      WakanoBaka

      You are getting confused here, the guy is not complaining about Sonic not being a "true platformer", he's saying Sonic was never one to begin with.

      he's wondering why ppl treat Sonic as if it is a platformer.

    9. FriendBot

      FriendBot

      because it is a platformer? Just because it isn't 1:1 to Mario doesn't make it any less of a platformer.

    10. WakanoBaka

      WakanoBaka

      Personally I'm okay with speed-based action/adventure platformer, but I can't ignore something that makes sense like what this guy is saying.

      Quote

      "It gets more obnoxious when people put games like Sonic under that category considering the severely lacking emphasis on platforming in virtually every game. I think the Sonic series had cursed every other game that comes out since Sonic was created in part to compete with Mario, thereby being labeled as a platformer… and every other game that comes out (like Crash Bandicoot or Ratchet and Clank, Sly Cooper, Ape Escape, what may have you) are directly placed in the platformer category by default. If that review of Knack is anything to go by, the platformer label is probably forced onto games that really don’t focus on the platforming at all. It’s misleading to gamers on a grand scale because gamers are obsessed with defining games as accurately as possible. So labeling something as a platformer will have gamers judging the game possibly based on a means to an end rather than it’s actual emphasis."

       

      And in the comment section

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      The Ratchet and Clank developers claimed, that ever since the strafe mode was introduced to the games, the series basically became an action shooter. But it is still labeled as platformer, probably due to the fact that if it was labeled shooter, it would have to compete with games like CoD. Well, that was at least the reason that two of the developers of the original series gave.
      So it seems that they basically agree with you.

       

    11. FriendBot

      FriendBot

      Well, it looks like nonsensical garbage to me so I don't really care.

    12. Diogenes

      Diogenes

      people treat sonic like a platformer because it is a platformer

      aside from the fact that there was plenty of jumping on platforms in the Genesis Sonics, "game where you jump on platforms" isn't a meaningfully functional definition of "platformer" anyway. if I were to come up with a one-sentence definition of the genre, it'd be something like, "a game where the focus is on navigating terrain, where gravity is a major obstacle". that encompasses the literal jumping-on-platforms part, as well as the loop-running, spring-sproinging, enemy-bouncing gameplay that makes up most of the rest of a proper sonic game

    13. WakanoBaka

      WakanoBaka

      So basically, Sonic CD's opening cutscene . A speedy parkour game...

    14. FriendBot

      FriendBot

      Well there's a clear difference between Mirror's Edge and Sonic dude.

    15. WakanoBaka

      WakanoBaka

      Well yes...

      But moving and not stopping.

      Using the terrain to keep that speed.

       

      The factor is still the same right?

    16. FriendBot

      FriendBot

      If your argument is as barebones as Generations story then sure man. 

      Then I guess Fire Mario makes Mario into a action game since you have to actually fight enemies instead of just platforming.

    17. WakanoBaka

      WakanoBaka

      You kinda just proved his point...

       

      Quote

      Then I guess Fire Mario makes Mario into a action game since you have to actually fight enemies instead of just platforming.

      Now watch what happens with a lil wording switch.

      Quote

      Then I guess Platforms makes Sonic into a platform game since you have to actually jump on platforms instead of just running.

      You see it now?

    18. FriendBot

      FriendBot

      Platforms and Fire Flower are 2 very different things.

      Platforms is not a powerup, it's pretty much what makes a platformer a platformer. Again, this "point" is fucking stupid and narrow-minded.

    19. WakanoBaka

      WakanoBaka

      Quote

      Platforms and Fire Flower are 2 very different things.

      Would you believe that was my original reply to your Fire Flower post before my internet crashed, hence why it took a while to reply.

    20. FriendBot

      FriendBot

      I'm not saying Sonic is a PURE platformer but it's still a platformer, just because it does things out of the norm (which is why people love Sonic in the first place) doesn't make it less of platformer. You're still going to platform to platform, just with a bigger emphasis on speed.

    21. WakanoBaka

      WakanoBaka

      No one said I disagreed with that, you just described what I truly feel, but...I shall not dismiss what the article is saying as "stupid and narrow-minded". I'm going to use his pov to expand my pov. Hence why I came here and asked, to get others pov.

      Neither the less, thank you for this argument. I learned a few things *bows*

  1. Ofc I don't vote or even give a shit about politricks, but who EXACTLY the fuck is Donald Trump and what's so bad about him? Cause for some fucking reason, this one annoying person from the UK feels the need to criticize both ME and the COUNTRY I live in(You know, a country she has never lived in ONCE) because some fucker named, Donald Trump. Now I don't know this Donald Trump, but I'm sure he's a nice guy I'd get some coffee with. But....who is he and what did he do, cause this one as she calls it, TRANSMALE(despite her page saying "female") from the UK made it sound like he did 9/11 and was responsible for the holocaust...

    1. Speederino

      Speederino

      Uh, no, he's not a nice guy. At all. He's a loudmouthed, racist idiot whose key demographic is the ultra-conservative rednecks.

    2. Your Vest Friend

      Your Vest Friend

      He's a nasty piece of work, that's for sure. 

    3. WakanoBaka

      WakanoBaka

      Ehhhh, racist? Well, I asked what did he do?

    4. Speederino

      Speederino

      He wants to build a giant wall to keep out the Mexicans and kick out all the Muslims.

    5. Your Vest Friend

      Your Vest Friend

      He wants to make muslims wear armbands and symbols to make sure they can be easily marked out in public. 

    6. Rey Skywalker-Ren
    7. Tails spin

      Tails spin

      The first major question is how do you not know who trump is?

    8. TCB

      TCB

      This status caused me to laugh

    9. Nepenthe

      Nepenthe

      He's what happens to a racist country when the racist party keeps losing presidential elections and general favorability. It is national embarrassment that he's gotten that far.

    10. WakanoBaka

      WakanoBaka

      Build a giant wall? With tax payer money? Muslims wear armbands? I kinda fail to see how that's different from having to walk with an ID, but, he really can't force them.

       

      @Tails spin , Again, I don't really watch tv nor care about politricks. 

       

      I notice y'all pointing out bad stuff about him, it'd be crazy if there were no good things about him...right? They wouldn't even allow him to run if he didn't had any good qualities......right?

    11. Nepenthe

      Nepenthe

      The GOP is a shit party inside and out so yes they would allow him to run.

    12. WakanoBaka

      WakanoBaka

      Interesting....

    13. Milo

      Milo

      It's worth noting that a significant reason of why Trump is popular is that he says in public what his supports would only say to each other in private at their dinner tables...

      *supporters

  2. Anyone else notice how Nintendo is always behind on hardware yet still ahead in the gaming industry ?

    WII U- out dated when compared to the other consoles

    WII- Outdated in it's time, PS2 like hardware

    GameCube-Above the Dreamcast but below everyother console

    N64- WAY outdated when compared to others

    SNES- The only 16 bit console from Nintendo that was superior to others at the time.

    1. KHCast

      KHCast

      How was the Wii U ahead of the PS4/Xbone?

    2. WakanoBaka

      WakanoBaka

      That's my point, it's hardware is sorta dated when compared to PS4 and Xbone(lel bone)

    3. KHCast

      KHCast

      Yeah, but you said Nintendo consoles are ahead of the gaming industry despite the hardware. How did the Wii U do this?

    4. SenEDDtor Missile

      SenEDDtor Missile

      @KHCast I think he meant they were ahead as a whole in the gaming industry like game quality, not being total pricks in terms of pushing questionable practices like the others and so forth, not in hardware.

    5. WakanoBaka

      WakanoBaka

      Because Nintendo is the most profitable in the gaming industry. It almost owns it. Nintenneverfails.

    6. w00tkins

      w00tkins

      Gamecube was more powerful than the PS2

    7. Tornado

      Tornado

      And the N64 was more powerful than the PSX.

    8. WakanoBaka

      WakanoBaka

      Wait? N64 was more powerful than the PSX? No way, can't be.

       

      Fuck, you're right, I judge based graphics,textures, and overall set up alone(the use of cartage instead of disk).

      But

      "If I remember right the n64 while twice as powerful didnt do 3d objects or was it 3d environments well with out a whole lot of effort pumped into it. While the ps1 by comparison was much easier to work with and I know the saturn had major issues cuz it had a weird configuration with dual processors or was it video cards that made even doing a port hard because it was so different"

    9. Tornado

      Tornado

      The N64 manhandled the PSX. Native anti-aliasing, native texture filtering and higher poly count. The problem was it was limited by the (intentionally) atrocious developer tools and the texture restrictions required by the screwy way it handled VRAM and the cartridge format.

    10. KHCast

      KHCast

      Imagining something like FF7 or MGS1 on the N64 still seems hard in my mind despite it being the stronger system lol

    11. WakanoBaka

      WakanoBaka

      Texture memory was the one area where it truly sucked even compared to the PS1. Ports were the usual ones with blurry textures, exclusives for the N64 however had much less blurry texture. Cause they knew the limitations.

       

      Then there's the case of it's texture memory for 2D since N64 had no dedicated 2D hardware. Sure PSX also lacked 2D hardware , but thanks to the CD storage and more texture memory it at least did a better job with 2D. It could be argued that none of them were really all that good with 2D, considering Sega Saturn ruled when it came to 2D.

    12. Milo

      Milo

      ^ Saturn was specifically designed to be a 2D console and not a 3D one, which is why it was able to do 2D in a better fashion than the other games. Unfortunately for the Saturn, 2D wasn't what the market clamored for, especially when the PSX entered the fray. The Saturn's approach was then overhauled and its hardware had additional processors crammed in to try and compete in the 3D arena...which backfired with the 3D effects still falling flat compared to PSX and N64, and making the console harder to develop for.

    13. WakanoBaka

      WakanoBaka

      Which gets me question why they didn't just make a Sonic 4 for Saturn....

  3. Oh yeah I forgot...

    H-hello...I'm n-n-new here..B-BUT not l-l-like I want your welcome or anything b-b-baka!http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/m/o/moeblushplz.gif?3

    1. Komodin

      Komodin

      Welcome to the SSMB. I hope that you'll have a great time here.

    2. Rey Skywalker-Ren
    3. WakanoBaka

      WakanoBaka

      http://orig00.deviantart.net/d284/f/2014/051/e/a/kawaii_shoujo__angry___v1__by_jerikuto-d778kpo.gif W-w-w-what!? Kapa,BAKA,PERV! N-n-not like I want to have a g-g-great time. Perv......

       

      (That means thanks basically xD)

    4. Milo

      Milo

      are you kawaiii in the streets and senpai in the sheets?

      (welcome to the forums!)

    5. Rey Skywalker-Ren

      Rey Skywalker-Ren

      it thought it was kawaii in the streets hentai in the sheets lol

    6. Radiant Hero Ike

      Radiant Hero Ike

      anime

      welcome

      do you like fullmetal alchemist/brotherhood or magi

    7. Failinhearts
    8. Ruby Havoc

      Ruby Havoc

      2 tsun-tsun 4 me
      (Welcome)

    9. Klinsy
    10. Crow the BOOLET

      Crow the BOOLET

      2 BAD

      EVERY1 GITS DA CROW WELCOME

      WELCOME 2 SSMB! HOPE U ENJOY DA PLACE!

      ~PRESIDENT CROW, PRESIDENT OF SSMB

    11. WakanoBaka

      WakanoBaka

      A-a-a-all this attention, not that I DON'T l-l-like ithttp://orig11.deviantart.net/bbbf/f/2015/177/8/d/isla_tsundere_blush_icon_by_cookays-d8yvjpf.gif-.BAKA,PERV,KAPPA! W-what are you making me say!?http://orig13.deviantart.net/3f34/f/2015/180/5/9/59cf16c71144c1b1dec9c62be31fb346-d8zbazd.gif

      (Whoa, thanks for the welcomes homies xD means alot!)

  4. If the nurse were to catch me not resting, hell has no fury like a woman's scorn.....

    1. Smock

      Smock

      i want to rest with a nurse

    2. Rey Skywalker-Ren
    3. Smock

      Smock

      hey... Can you not judG me For A Second?? dAmn.....

    4. Rey Skywalker-Ren

      Rey Skywalker-Ren

      yo man, i was joking :)

       

    5. Smock

      Smock

      bro joke again bro... try it... 

    6. Rey Skywalker-Ren

      Rey Skywalker-Ren

      gah i dont get it. carry on man.

      and nice to meet you. 

    7. Smock

      Smock

      you are spared boy...

    8. Rey Skywalker-Ren
    9. Smock

      Smock

      ok girl... now you die

    10. WakanoBaka

      WakanoBaka

      Wait, what da fuk xD


  5. I FUCKING DISLIKE SONIC COLORS....

    I'D RATHER PLAY SILVER'S STORY IN 06 THAN PLAY THAT....

    I'D RATHER RE LEARN SONIC AND THE SECRET RINGS CONTROLS THAN PLAY THAT...

    But I don't HATE it, music,graphics, and levels are great....just not level designs...or story....or gameplay...or voice acting......

    Someone port/mod the Colors levels to Generations but with 3D level design....

    1. jordy-pordy

      jordy-pordy

      I have never seen anyone say they dislike Sonic Colors! It's personally one of my favorites in the series, but to each their own! 

    2. Nepenthe

      Nepenthe

      You're in for quite the experience heer Jordy. There's been quite a bit of backlash against Colors in recent years.

    3. jordy-pordy

      jordy-pordy

      What?? Why??? I thought it was widely considered one of the best Sonic games in recent years? I guess I am in for quite the experience then...

    4. Nepenthe

      Nepenthe

      The argument is that while it doesn't do anything wrong, it also doesn't do anything that's outstanding enough to warrant it being considered the best Sonic game in years or be competitive with other platformers of the time like Rayman Origins or Donkey Kong Country Returns. Without the context of following games that were more divisive, it's a pretty bog-standard, okay-ish platformer.

    5. jordy-pordy

      jordy-pordy

      I guess I can see that. And while Rayman Origins is defs one of my favorite platformers in a longe time (I didn't like DKCR) in my personal opinion Colors is still a pretty great platformer in its own right. Maybe I'm just easily impressed, but I'd go back to Colors before a lot of other Sonic games, both modern and classic. But I guess what can be classified as a "great" game is subjective.

    6. WakanoBaka

      WakanoBaka

      Well If you enjoy Colors, congrats dude, you got something I really don't have, what that is I don't know.

      Oh and please don't say it does nothing wrong, I don't mind the hardly any 3D sections, and platformer 2D sections. IT THAT IT IS JUST DONE WRONG IT'S JUST BLOCK PLATFORMING, every level feels like Scrap Brain, no speed, just wisp, only 2D sections I liked was Game Land because they were just replicating the ol Genesis.

    7. jordy-pordy

      jordy-pordy

      I mean I admit that Colors isn't perfect (the lack of 3D actually bothers me! I prefer 3D gameplay to 2D when it comes to Sonic games) but I personally thought the Wisps were neat and implemented well (which was sadly ruined by Lost World). The lack of speed in certain sections is a good complaint but I feel the platforming and level design is good enough to make up for it.

       

      Again, if you don't like it that's fine! I dislike a lot of really popular Sonic games (to this day the only Classic Sonic game I get any sort of enjoyment out of is Sonic CD) and people are bound to come across people with differing opinions on a forum for a series as divisive as the Sonic franchise. 

    8. WakanoBaka

      WakanoBaka

      The Wisp sorta a pain, at first, you use them, but as the game progresses, they seem forced. Yeah I liked the Drill Wisp(on WII not the DS Drill wisp...cause the DS drill wisp is clunky) I really liked the Void wisp. I felt Lost World did a better job with them cause they weren't needed to progress the game. The platforming was WELL thought of with the wisp, but it just didn't feel like it fit within a Sonic game, or rather, an ENTIRE Sonic game.

       

      Yes, and I thank you for understanding.  Although I love Sonic CD to know end(it was my third Sonic game), I found it the most boring out of the 4 classics mainly cause the level design and the fact the game feels kinda empty. But I love the game, it is my #1 fav classic Sonic game.

       

       

    9. Toa Axis

      Toa Axis

      I honestly could get past all of the block platforming if Sonic wasn't so fiddly in the game. A lot of the levels have good amounts of precision platforming, but Sonic just doesn't handle well enough to really have it be satisfying.

  6. Wait....NOW ppl are saying Sonic Colors is overated?! I've seen saying that since forever!

    1. Chili Dawg

      Chili Dawg

      internet discussion of sonic games was a mistake

    2. WakanoBaka

      WakanoBaka

      @Chili Dawg  That is the truth if I've ever seen one....

    3. Wraith

      Wraith

      Everyone has been saying it since 2013

    4. Nix

      Nix

      Next up is "Sonic Generations was never good", maybe we'll get to "Sonic Mania was never good" in about 8 years!

    5. TheOcelot

      TheOcelot

      Regardless of whether it's overrated, it's still a lot better than some of the games we've gotten in the last 10 years.

    6. WakanoBaka

      WakanoBaka

      I mean, dont get it twisted, the game is fine. But I can literally only enjoy the 3D bits

    7. JosepHenry

      JosepHenry

      every game that gets at least one praise is overrated. That's the law of the internet.

    8. Bobnik

      Bobnik

      I always thought Colors was overrated as a 3D Sonic game. You can't really call it a 3D game when it's mostly a 2D game with 3D bits being pretty much straight lines with one or 2 deviations.

      Also if I'll start seeing "Generations was never good", I'm gonna judge people who say that (mostly joking, but I'll be looking at you funny).

    9. WakanoBaka

      WakanoBaka

      If ppl start saying Generations was never good....maaaannnnnn fuck dem new dudes for real.

      Story is basic as fuck, but ten again so was Sonic 1's.

      Gameplay was great end of story

      Mania was good too, yes it is nostalgia, but it was technically made by fans thou. 

  7. Writing a romance fan fic of a webtoon about possibly the last 2 people on the planet, already writing the 3rd  chapter...any pointers on how not to make the romance seem forced, I know this is Sonic Sausage Fest Forums, but I know there are still some girls on here. xD

    1. Tara

      Tara

      No there aren't.

    2. Wolfy

      Wolfy

      As a said sausage, I feel like I can be very romantic

    3. Rey Skywalker-Ren

      Rey Skywalker-Ren

      have them be friends and slowly build it up from there. 

    4. Wolfy

      Wolfy

      Have one be into anime poseable figures and the other one speak Portuguese and not know what the fuck they are talking about the whole time. The one understands that they don't understand them and attempts to communicate through the poseables. It's so silly but charming enough that they starts to like the other until one apocalyptic morning the portuguese one wakes up the other with the poseables and shows them they'd like to be closer and really appreciates them.

      Then the fuck of course 

    5. azoo
    6. Rey Skywalker-Ren
    7. Nepenthe

      Nepenthe

      Casual sexism in the status already.

      This fic is off to a grand start.

    8. azoo

      azoo

      no

      hot dog

    9. WakanoBaka

      WakanoBaka

      Well technically they already know each other, they are technically the only ones they can trust. And they are both genetically modified to survive extremely hot/cold temperatures, nuclear radiation,and even space, they were basically already set up to be Adam and Eve in a short period of time mainly cause the world went to shit. They've been trough suicides, cannibals, and have been shot/kidnapped by the military twice, survived ass loads of radiation, and hopefully survived the fact that China dropped a bomb/missle JUST as they were having a touching reunion.

      Distant Sky, you should read it...

      @Nepenthe , GWAH! I wasn't trying to be sexist, I apologize! *bangs head against floor*

      @Wolfy , Well I'm a hopeless romantic, but the thing about hopeless romantics, if they were to write a romance story.....they would go on....and on, I would know, around 20,000 words of me describing love just siting on my computer.....gather some real dust...

  8. You know how when you say there are no bad ice cream flavors, but you personally dislike mint?

    Does that mean you contradict yourself?

    1. Diogenes

      Diogenes

      if you dislike mint that means you are simply wrong

    2. Indigo Rush

      Indigo Rush

      objective quality and subjective preference are separate things

    3. Alex2Beta

      Alex2Beta

      >Mint

      >Personally dislikes Mint.

      How. Why. Is this reality? :U

    4. WakanoBaka

      WakanoBaka

      I DON'T HATE MINT, I was just giving an example...

      I say this because...

      I say IMO there are no bad Sonic games, but I personally dislike Sonic Colors?

      Does that mean I contradict myself?

    5. Alex2Beta

      Alex2Beta

      Sorry about that, I may have misunderstood the question there.

    6. WakanoBaka

      WakanoBaka

      It's alright, I just wanna know.

      If I say IMO, there are no bad Sonic games, but I personally dislike Sonic Colors?

      Does that mean I contradict myself?

    7. Alex2Beta

      Alex2Beta

      I'd say Indigo Rush kinda worded it best.

      Both statements are irrelevant to each other.

    8. WakanoBaka
  9. The people below me are acting crazy...

    1. FriendBot

      FriendBot

      Welcome to SSMB, my child.

    2. WakanoBaka
    3. FriendBot

      FriendBot

      Why must people be so hostile when I talk to them, I try to be nice you know. ;(

       

    4. WakanoBaka

      WakanoBaka

      nyessss. *huggles sansy*

    5. FriendBot

      FriendBot

      personal space please, have a mars bar instead.

      mars_1415709c.jpg

    6. WakanoBaka

      WakanoBaka

      You giving me a bad time skullbroski...but I'll take it anyways.

  10. Was it strange that Sonic Mania wasn't at all that fun for me until I reached Press Garden Zone, which was the BEST zone in the game, music and all(imo)

    1. JezMM

      JezMM

      I think the fact that it was the first zone we hadn't seen had a big effect, and it helps that it follows Flying Battery, which is an absolute marathon of a stage.

    2. WakanoBaka

      WakanoBaka

      True, all true. Plus, it was very original. A Rural Newspaper factory build near a shrine in a winter forest. Like some sh!t outta Jet Set Radio.

    3. TheOcelot

      TheOcelot

      It does make a nice change of pace. It comes into it's own in act2 with the beautiful japan garden snow theme. I just wish the whole zone had this theme.

    4. Strickerx5

      Strickerx5

      Honestly, I'm the exact opposite. That's where the game started to go a bit downhill for me.

      Though, things don't get too bad until you hit Oil Ocean Act 2... the rest is just... yeah, no.

    5. WakanoBaka

      WakanoBaka

      Oil Ocean was pretty good...until I got to the boss...

  11. Have you ever heard about the African Sonic fanbase? 

    1. Supah Berry

      Supah Berry

      Practically non-existstent since VRChat had made a laughing stock out of one their regions.

    2. WakanoBaka

      WakanoBaka

      HEY...Sonic is an African Pim Hedgehog...so...watever...you dont know da wei

    3. Your Vest Friend

      Your Vest Friend

      Sonic's a hedgehog, not a specific kind of hedgehog. It also doesn't eliminate the fact that quite a few Ugandans spoke about how unhappy they were with the meme. 

    4. Mr Loopone

      Mr Loopone

      Nope but I do imagine that there are fans in South Africa, Northern Africa (the Arabic regions and Egypt), possibly Kenya and Nigeria with a push.

      As for the rest of Africa, probably lucky to even play on a game period nevermind knowing who Sonic is.

      (I know the status update is a joke one)

    5. WakanoBaka

      WakanoBaka

      @King Koopone Honestly, I would really like to know. I've been to places like Mexico and Belize, they hold Sonic in high regard just for gameplay alone. 

  12.  

    Good old Valentines Day.

    When St.Valentine of Roman/Greece got his heart carved out the hearts by the general and ate it, because of his teachings to the soldiers that were in love.

    Why did he do that?

    Because St.Valentine encourage the soldiers to focus on getting some ass instead of the war, and that pissed

    ol' general-chan off. So he killed, and ate the hearts as an example to the others. Hence

    why on this day, we give our love ones, HEART shape boxes of candy to EAT.

    Oh? Don't believe me? Hehe, read up on ya history.

    1. Emperor Robrainiac

      Emperor Robrainiac

      I believe it.

      Growing up in a strict religion, they try to dig up any kind of dark history behind holidays so they can use them as an excuse not to celebrate them.

    2. WakanoBaka

      WakanoBaka

      Exactly, sadly even birthdays has a dark history.

      I'm glad I grew up with the father I have. Cause it was he who told me this, and caused me to do research.

    3. Ferno

      Ferno

      its actually the day cupid saved earth from the swamp people

      cupid saved our butts, and to show our gratitude we offered him sweets shaped like our butts which he saved

      over time that started sounding weird, so we called the butt shapes hearts, but the shape stuck, despite looking nothing like a functioning human heart

      <3

    4. WakanoBaka
  13. I'm one of the most interesting men in the world, cause I keep people talking.

     

    I am a simple man.

    I see something I like.

    I fav it.

     

     

     

    1. Failinhearts

      Failinhearts

      Will you tell people to stay thirsty?

    2. WakanoBaka

      WakanoBaka

      I see someone thirsty.

      I buy them a drink.

    3. Rey Skywalker-Ren

      Rey Skywalker-Ren

      Everyone knows you are the shit

    4. WakanoBaka

      WakanoBaka

      I hear people call me the shits.

      I thank them.

      I am a simple man.

      I am an interesting man.

  14. So my lil angel came to visit me in the hospital, MY GAWWD, she cried her eyes out when she saw me, God it was soooooo kawaii~ I wanna get outta here quick~! So I can hold her! ;w;

    1. Silly name the animal
    2. JezMM

      JezMM

      You use "kawaii" in otherwise english sentences unironically?

    3. WakanoBaka

      WakanoBaka

      Yes I have a kid.

       

      And yes I used "kawaii" for I thought it as funny :P

    4. Silly name the animal

      Silly name the animal

      Oh cool.  Don't know if many sonic fans that have kids.

  15. I JUST FOUND OUT SOMETHING...Your icon is Tomo-chan....

    1. #AR

      #AR

      Indeed it is!

    2. WakanoBaka

      WakanoBaka

      Dammit Cotton Candy! xD

    3. #AR
    4. WakanoBaka

      WakanoBaka

      Might wanna check the link, it's broken xDDD

  16. I'm back b!tches~

    1. Crow the BOOLET

      Crow the BOOLET

      ...WHO R U AGAIN?

      ALSO PROOF IT

    2. WakanoBaka

      WakanoBaka

      *rips shirt off* I am the man!

    3. Crow the BOOLET

      Crow the BOOLET

      SEEMS LEGIT

      OK UR ALLOWED BAK IN2 SSMB

    4. WakanoBaka

      WakanoBaka

      *fist bumps*

  17. That moment when you FINALLY get time to work on the car, but after 5 hours, you realize the problem is bigger than what you thought....

    1. Forte-Metallix

      Forte-Metallix

      Try going three months without a car because the auto shop's employees are lazy and incompetent.

    2. WakanoBaka

      WakanoBaka

      Good fucking cheese, ya gotta complain about that mate! They could be doing anything wit that car!

    3. Forte-Metallix

      Forte-Metallix

      I got it back eventually. My mom took it for a test drive, and it died on the busiest interstate in the county!

      Took another three weeks until it was finally usable again. Needless to say, I'm taking my business elsewhere next time.

    4. WakanoBaka

      WakanoBaka

      Ouch, dis story, good fuckingshit, I need to fix my car! ;w;

  18. You're gonna have a bad time...

    1. FriendBot
    2. WakanoBaka

      WakanoBaka

      Somehow I can picture Arnold Schwarzenegger saying that...

    3. FriendBot

      FriendBot

      Sans is Arnold confirmed.

    4. RosaRosaRosalina

      RosaRosaRosalina

      you're gonna have a bath, tim

  19. "Boost-to-win"

    is the stupidest thing I've heard....

    1. FriendBot

      FriendBot

      It's stupid because it's true.

    2. WakanoBaka

      WakanoBaka

      No, it's stupid because it's not true.

      Then the classics were

      "Hold right to win"

      AND YOU CAN PLAY UNLEASHED/GENERATIONS WITHOUT BOOST

      Because you have an ability that you use at least 70 % of the time, doesn't mean it becomes "something to win"....That's absurd logic. That's like Saying Sonic 4 is "homing attack to win"

    3. Diogenes

      Diogenes

      it's hyperbole to represent how much of the game can be solved simply by boosting

      which is a lot. too much. and that's why the boost gameplay is bad

    4. WakanoBaka

      WakanoBaka

      Damn, it's like if Sonic 4 is mentioned, you show up xD

      But your logic is sorta flawed for both games, Unleashed is half, no.....quarter Werehog. And Generations homing attack isn't the boost button. So how does that even work...

  20. Since you are a head kahuna over here, I got a question...

     

    Would it be wrong for me to create another Art thread, or should I stick with the old crusty one?

    1. Patticus

      Patticus

      You'll have to point me to the "crusty" old thread in question, I don't venture in there much. XD

    2. WakanoBaka

      WakanoBaka

      Be weary, one does not simply click art thread links. There be cringey old stuff.

       

       

    3. Patticus

      Patticus

      It's been 18 months or so since the last post, so I wouldn't think that there'd be any problem with your creating a new topic. Go ahead, man.

    4. WakanoBaka

      WakanoBaka

      Thanks yo!

  21. I'm not on here as much because I have a 'life'...

    .

    .

    .

    *starts crying*

    I speak from experience when I say having a 'life' is...SHIT

     

    *sadistic laugh*

    But it's alright...I wont be alone for long, you will all join me some day and have 'lives' of your own, it's only a matter of time kek.

    And when you get here, we'll join a book club that we never go to but still pay fees of because we thought it would be a good way to find others suffering but instead go to work and wonder where the years went, all while paying taxes~!

     

    1. Monkey Destruction Switch

      Monkey Destruction Switch

      Pretentious and negative - a winning combination if ever I've seen one.

      Seriously though, I just tire easily of incessant negativity like this.

    2. WakanoBaka

      WakanoBaka

      *shrug* I thought I was being cringe funny, guess I failed.

    3. Kiah

      Kiah

      You failed somewhat and I’ll tell you right now your ‘success’ had nothing to do with the funny part.

      You might want to drop the whole cringe funny thing and just tone down the negativity as it really isn’t giving you a good look.

    4. WakanoBaka

      WakanoBaka

      Hm? I mean I even list obvious non noteworthy crap like taxes and book clubs...I guess I over explained, he did refer to it as incessant.

      Must be the lack of sleep, got my brain whack.

  22. I AM THE HOPE OF THE UNIVERSE!

    1. WakanoBaka

      WakanoBaka

      >Is secretly hoping for others to put in TFS refs

    2. PC the Hedgehog

      PC the Hedgehog

      @WakanoBaka *sigh* Fine.

      I'm the alpha and the Amiga.

    3. Crow the BOOLET

      Crow the BOOLET

      You am no real super sand

  23. Not every man can claim he brought a site to it's knees THREE TIMES with a couple meaningless words. If I was still a troll, I'd be enjoying myself....but I'm not.....all I can do is smfh and facepalm

    1. Sean

      Sean

      Who are you again

    2. FriendBot

      FriendBot

      Clearly, you don't know me. I brought this forum to its knees several times.

    3. WakanoBaka

      WakanoBaka

      You asking me? I'm trying to figure that out myself.

      @TDS Amazing, how do you still go on coming back?

      @TDS Amazing, how do you still go on coming back?

  24. Sorry I haven't been on, was in the hospital AGAIN, same shit, lack of sleep, overwork,blah blah, thank God, Tobi brought my laptop here for me.

    1. Failinhearts

      Failinhearts

      Sorry to hear that, man.

      Hope things get better for ya, buddy.

    2. Crow the BOOLET

      Crow the BOOLET

      WAT?

      WELL CROW WISHES DA BEST RECOVERY 4 U

    3. Kiah

      Kiah

      Sorry to hear that :( 

      Definitely wishing you a complete and speedy recovery!

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