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Speederino last won the day on August 25 2012

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  1. https://www.polygon.com/2017/10/19/16504088/nintendo-switch-wireless-headphones-headset-update

    Why didn't Nintendo mention this? Ah well, it's not like my surround sound PC headpones are gonna wor- HOLY FUCK THEY ACTUALLY WORK! WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-*head explodes*

    1. Strickerx5


      Eh, neat, but call me when they get Bluetooth working.

    2. Speederino


      I want that, too. I’d like some new earbuds just for general purposes, and the only reason I’m not getting bluetooth ones is because they’d be useless for my Switch and 3DS.

  2. I had no idea there was a 3DS version of Fire Emblem Warriors until just now when I glanced it on a store shelf. Either I missed that bit of news or Nintendo put $0 into marketing it lol

    1. King Koopone

      King Koopone

      I saw a couple of copies lurking around of that game and can even tell that it's not going to sell well. One its a New 3DS exclusive so its in the same category as Xenoblade as one of the very few New 3DS exclusives and unlike Xenoblade, virtually no marketing (I honestly thought that it got cancelled). Not as many people have a New 3DS including myself so they can't play the game and even seen 1 star reviews of the game because someone put the New 3DS cart into their 3DS/2DS and obviously it didn't work. I can see why because of the complaints over Hyrule Warriors and its slow frame rate when on original 3DS. Two Nintendo (and Koei/Omega Force) want you to buy the Switch version that is much better technically and graphically.

  3. If the Switch's third-party support ends up being a bunch of last-gen ports/remasters...I think I'm actually okay with that. There's several games I wouldn't mind seeing that don't seem out of the question.

    1. dwibs93


      I still think LA Noire was a weird choice, but it works so

    2. Speederino


      Hey Bethesda, you seem to be all in with the Switch right now. If this goes well, may I suggest Dishonored? Maybe even Dishonored 2, as well? (If Doom can work, then maybe that can)

      And Ubisoft? I don't give a crap about your half-assed Ezio Trilogy remaster...but portability would definitely make me reconsider. Wink wink hint hint. For that matter, I *really* like those two South Park games you've got. And if Nintendo is serious about wanting more mature titles, well...

      I am definitely sure that real actual devs will read this post.

      Oh also, Rockstar, it would be a dream come true to see Red Dead Redemption on here. Definitely not holding my breath for that one though.

    3. Depression Kong

      Depression Kong

      Just give me Smash 4 and Virtual Console and I can safely throw my U out the window.

    4. SenEDDtor Missile

      SenEDDtor Missile

      @Depression Kong Don't toss it. Give it to someone else D:>!

    5. Strickerx5


      The fuck are my Arkham games WB?!

    6. Speederino


      OMG YES

      WB, you put the Arkham games on the friggen’ Wii U. You have no excuse.

    7. Ryannumber1gamer


      I know it'd be difficult, but since L.A Noire has better graphics on Switch than PS3 to my knowledge, I would fucking love a GTA V port if it was possible.

    8. King Koopone

      King Koopone

      It still needs a few relevant current games, well ones that aren't completely online focus since last gen remasters can only go so far. Saying that if it gets the cream of the crop, the Switch could end up like the N64 as in a small library but enough good games to get remembered.

      What would be good for the Switch? The BioShock trilogy (maybe just 1 and 2), XCOM: Enemy Unknown (that even got a Vita port), Arkham Asylum/City, Ezio trilogy, Devil May Cry 4 (something that Capcom would do), Wolfenstein: The New Order (to go with its sequel, yes I know that was on both last and current gen). Let's see if it could cope with Fallout 3 and New Vegas. Okami HD could get another re-release. Maybe remake No More Heroes 1 and 2 for the 3rd game? GTA V would be the money maker but it won't happen.

      It's hard when you only have Ubisoft, 2K/Rockstar, WB, Capcom and Bethesda to choose from since I'll know that EA is going to be out of the picture (FIFA legacy mode next year if that). Those companies have also got plenty of current gen games that haven't been ported such as Assassin's Creed Syndicate/Origins, Injustice 2 (the original was on the Wii U), Fallout 4, Far Cry 5, The Evil Within 2, Resident Evil 7.

      @dwibs93 Just like that time on the Wii where Rockstar chose Manhunt 2, Bully and Table Tennis. Okay Table Tennis made a bit more sense because of the remote but Rockstar purposely chose their lesser known games on Nintendo systems.

    9. AxelPrime


      GTA V w/ local player connectivity with other Switches would be great.The port could have the content of the PS4/XBO version but with the graphics of the PS3/X360 version.
      The Bioshock Trilogy on the Switch is another great idea.

  4. I think Fractured But Whole's crafting system deserves more credit. I'm not usually a fan of crafting because you usually need really specific items, which makes the process feel like tedious grocery shopping.

    FBW averts this by sorting each collectable into separate categories (food, tech, waste, etc.), and the crafting recipes only require you to have a certain amount of each. This makes everything I collect actually feel valuable, and I don't need to worry about going on scavenger hunts to get the one item I need.

    Srsly, I want other RPG's to take note of this.

  5. Let's talk about *my* boobs ;D

  6. I was guaranteed to buy Skrim on Switch regardless of how it turned out because I’m me, but this is honestly better than I expected. It feels like genuine effort went into this port. Now if only there were mods...

  7. It’s amazing that I’m still finding new stuff in Skyrim after six years. There’s a practice area for archery I never knew about.

  8. If you are reading this, then you are no longer allowed to poop.

    1. A hyper KING heavy engine
    2. Tails spin

      Tails spin

      Too bad... I read this and immediately went to poop.

    3. Marcello
  9. I’m enjoying Skyrim’s motion controls more than I thought I would, particularly the lockpicking. The HD Rumble actually adds something to that, since (I think) you can now feel the weak spot.

  10. Okay seriously if my dad asks for my "technical expertise" one more time I'm gonna start charging. I'm baffled that a man who (supposedly) spent years and years with computers can't figure out how to log in to anything.

  11. "Are iPhones considered Android devices?" - My dad.

    1. KHCast


      Well Disney doesn't like controversy. But good to know EA wasn't morally intending to change their decision on this until Disney stepped in 

    2. Teoskaven


      It's also because Disney thinks this can cause bad marketing for the near release of Episode VIII.
      That said, they should have thought better before handing the game rights of Star Wars to EA to begin with.

    3. KHCast


      Honestly, it kinda woulda made more sense to just let Square handle this shit. Especially since they give a shit about story as much as George Lucas does 

    4. Sean


      It's admittedly amusing seeing a horrible company being bossed around by an even worse company.

  12. As cool as portable Skyrim is, I need to put that aside for now. I work soon and I'd like to get a certain assignment done on top of that.

    And THEN I can Skyrim portable-y all I want.

  13. EPzH8oH.jpg?1

    Portable. Fucking. Skyrim. Holy shit.

    1. Speederino


      Also, those decals were a pain in the ass. I had to punch out these little tiny holes in a super-adhesive sticker, and I mean *tiny*. Looks fucking cool though.

    2. SenEDDtor Missile

      SenEDDtor Missile

      Switch being a portable HD console was the main reason I got it. Best investment I've made in a while.

    3. Ferno


      but do the decals come off

    4. Speederino


      Yeah, but I doubt they’ll survive it. Once they’re off, they probably won’t be in good enough condition to be worth re-applying lol