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  1. This status is sponsored by Raid: Shadow Legends.

    1. Ryannumber1gamer
    2. Speederino


      It's hard to turn down that money, you know?

    3. Ryannumber1gamer


      You got money? I just got offered Alf Pogs

    4. Teoskaven


      Damn it, by viewing this status i gave away my Internet privacy!
      If only i had the comfort of NordVPN with me.

  2. My Wii U is a glorified Wii and my Wii is a glorified Gamecube. Which makes my Gamecube...uh...a mini travel case?

    1. Blue Blood

      Blue Blood

      When the Switch was unveiled during a Nintendo Direct presentation, Nintendo showed how their previous systems had inspired it. There were motion controls for the Wii, the tablet for the Wii U and... the handle for Gamecube that made it slightly portable. You're honouring the Gamecube's legacy just add Nintendo envisioned it, I guess. Lol 

    2. Polkadi~☆


      If you have the right equipment, the GameCube is a glorified Game Boy Advance.

    3. Speederino


      I used to, but stupid younger me decided to sell his Gameboy Player. That fuckwit 😠


    4. Zaysho


      My PC is my Gamecube now

  3. I miss when you could still find lots of physical PC games in stores. They tended to have fancy boxes with fold-out covers back in the day, browsing through them felt inherently special ( cough until you read the specs and realized your crap-ass Windows 98 computer wouldn't run it cough)

    The most you see in stores anymore are expansions for WoW and The Sims 4, and even those are probably just in standard game cases.

    1. Strickerx5


      The only PC game I've ever brought physically was Arkham Knight (which was only because I found it on ebay for like $15 or something when it was still broken af). Thing had like 5 disc in that shit and still had to download things like patches afterwards.

      I think physical media still has a strong presence with consoles but as far as PC is concerned... nah man lol. Hell, most PCs don't even have disc drives in them any more. The only reason I put one in my current PC is so that I can watch blu-rays but with more and more streaming services allowing 4K playback... that might not be a thing in my next build.

    2. Blacklightning



      Hell, most PCs don't even have disc drives in them any more.

      Yet to see even a single computer without a disc drive myself so I think I'ma need citation on that

    3. Blue Blood

      Blue Blood

      Lots of laptops are now solid state and don't have drives, but in my experience they're still on all PCs. They go unused much of the time, but they're essential in workplace environments.

    4. Your Vest Friend

      Your Vest Friend

      Your PC boxes had fancy covers? Ours were the same Sold Out Software borders like 90% of the time. 

    5. Speederino


      Oh no no, I totally agree they've gone extinct for a good reason. All I'm saying is that I miss the experience of browsing them. It felt like a more high-end and fancy experience compared to browsing through console games because they were often made to look so much cooler. Like comparing a good fast food burger to one you'd get at a good restaurant.

      And I also bought a physical version of Arkham Knight on launch day, but the thing was missing an activation code. I called both Gamestop and WB and they both told me to call the other, so I had to return it. Turns out I was spared 😛

    6. Strickerx5


      @BlacklightningI've had the exact opposite experience man. Even outside of the high end pc community (where cases are made to look more sleek), at my work place a desktop with a dvd drive is a rarity.

      Hell, these days I'm more likely to see a usb disc drive laying around somewhere.

  4. It's 2020 and I just turned on my Wii U. Do I win a prize of some kind?

    1. Celestia


      I think the dust you had to blow off of the controller was enough of a reward.

    2. Speederino


      *cleaned with a wet rag

  5. Who needs a President, anyways? I declare myself Emperor of SSMB. Not in an official capacity, but in the same way this guy did it: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emperor_Norton

    So yeah I'm an Emperor now. Don't like it? Oh well.

  6. The fact that social media ads seem to know exactly what I’ve been buying at the grocery store is really creeping me out.

  7. Man what a brutal day at work. So busy playing Mario Kart 8 Deluxe with a coworker that the Switch's battery could barely keep up. So exhausting.

  8. It’s sad that I’m more excited for an Altair Mii costume than the majority of DLC fighters :U

  9. You ever just get the urge to play a specific game despite playing like two others and having a big enough backlog as is? Because god DAMN I'm feeling the urge to replay Octopath Traveler.

    1. Crow the BOOLET

      Crow the BOOLET

      All the time with Odin Sphere since I think too much about it

  10. Peeve: looking up a song from a movie on Youtube, and instead of just showing the song the video includes like two minutes of the scene building up to it. Bitch, if I wanted to watch the entire movie, I'd just watch the entire movie. Gosh.

    1. Stasis


      What was the movie?

    2. Speederino


      It’s not a specific incident, this happens a lot when looking up songs from musicals or Disney movies or what have you. One of the worst examples off the top of my head:


      Two minutes. Twooooooo minutes. Thankfully there’s like 15 versions of this that don’t include it so nbd.

  11. Heeeeeeeey bby would you like to see my double-bladed lightsaber?

    1. Polkadi~☆


      oh darth maul you wouldn't


    1. Supah Berry

      Supah Berry

      I really need to tell my folks to stop giving me GS gift cards

  13. I'm kinda tempted to buy Stardew Valley on mobile despite owning the Switch version someone stop me pls

  14. I keep seeing it on Disney + so I gotta ask: what kind of name is “High School Musical: The Musical: The Series?” Even putting aside the  length of it, do we need to specify that something with the word “musical” in the title is, in fact, a musical?

    1. Thigolf


      I think the plot of it is that some school is doing a musical based on the "High School Musical" franchise and performing it live, which is why it's called that.

      I think.

    2. Big Panda

      Big Panda

      Teen Beach Movie: The Beach Movie

    3. Jango


      Super Saiyan God Super Saiyan.

    4. Supah Berry

      Supah Berry

      This was what I could find for a High School Musical Musical, but that's not what this show refers to

    5. Big Panda

      Big Panda

      Guy: “Wouldn’t it make more sense to call it “High School Musical on Stage: The Series”?”

      Boss: *dead silence*

      Guy: “...I’m fired, aren’t I?”

  15. Can You Feel the Butt Tonight?

    1. Your Vest Friend

      Your Vest Friend

      can you feel the buttshine

    2. Big Panda

      Big Panda

      More like moonshine

    3. TheOcelot


      Everyone the butt touches is our kingdom

    4. Ryannumber1gamer


      A Whole New Butt

    5. Your Vest Friend

      Your Vest Friend

      A new fantastic point of view

    6. Big Panda

      Big Panda

      Butty and the Beast

  16. Anyone here get Mario and Sonic 2020? What're your thoughts on it? I'm playing through it for our upcoming TSS review.

  17. I'm just gonna say it, damn the consequences.

    *clears throat*

    Mando >>> Boba Fett

    1. Nina Cortex Jovahexeon

      Nina Cortex Jovahexeon

      I'm sure @Mando-Whirl-Wind would appreciate that 

    2. Supah Berry

      Supah Berry

      Well that's a given when you're the main character and not a villian.

      You have the benefit of not going down like a wuss in the end after so much hype.

  18. Gotta love how Disney + has just about every animated Spider-Man series ever except Spectacular.

    1. Sean


      They don't want us knowing about the good Spider-Man cartoon

    2. The Tenth Doctor

      The Tenth Doctor

      Enjoy your 90's Spider-man, I know I will 😛

    3. Cinematic Speedster CC14

      Cinematic Speedster CC14

      Also the MTV series, both owned by Sony.

    4. Tara


      I guess you could say that their decision to exclude Spectacular is a real


    5. Kuzu


      Thy can't hide the truth

    6. Blue Wisp

      Blue Wisp


  19. Petition to rename The Martian to ‘Matt Damon’s Shit Potatoes’

    1. Failinhearts


      One ticket for Matt Damon's Shit Potatoes, please.

    2. TheOcelot


      I approve but only if you turn the beat around.

  20. Really happy with the Black Flag port on Switch. Looks great, runs great, has HD Rumble and gyro aiming. Gyro aiming is always a plus in my book.

    1. Monkey Destruction Switch

      Monkey Destruction Switch

      Always good to see a great punk band being released on the Switch.

  21. I'm now caught up on that book series I've been reading and gushing about for like three months straight and I don't know what to do with my life now that I can't just instantly read another chapter. What am I supposed to do, play video games? Go outside? Get a social life? WHAT, I ASK!?

    1. Ferno



    2. Speederino


      I am intrigued. Am I to presume these bears can produce thunder?

    3. Ferno


      with their mighty roars yes

      tame them and ride one into battle

    4. Speederino


      Where do they live?

    5. Ferno



    6. Speederino


      Sounds European. What language do they speak? I should learn a bit of it if I'm gonna go there.

    7. Ferno


      they just speak bear, but with a thunderbear accent

    8. Speederino


      I'm fluent in bear but my accent is distinctly acidbear. That might cause some confusion. Hmmmmmmmmm

  22. Happy St. Patrick's Day, everyone.

  23. 9/10 doctors recommend not dying

    1. spinny


      that one doctor must be dealing with some rough shit......

    2. TheOcelot


      1/10 doctors do

      Image result for doctor eggman laughing gif

    3. Solister


      The communist one:
      "Death is an invention of the capitalism to enrich funeral homes"

      I once posted this as a status. Don't ask me how high I was when I reach this conclusion.

  24. Everybody needs knives.

    1. Ferno
    2. Speederino


      Some people think they don't need them, but they do. Everyone needs knives.




    3. Sapphirine Wind
    4. Pelvic WOO! engine
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