Single Status Update
@Celestia has super-officially promoted me to SSMB's official Oompa Loompa. So remember, if you mess up and act out of line, I will sing a song about how much of a poopyhead you are. It's my job now.
Oompa Loompah doopedy-doo, I've got a perfect puzzle for you. Oompa Loompa doopedy-dee, if you are wise you'll listen to me.
What do you do when you're given sass?
By people who laugh and act very crass?
As you're being dragged through the mud,
You'll have to murder in. Cold. Blood.
(Don't let them get away with it)