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Hi I'm Todd Howard from Bethesda Studios, and I am DONE taking your shit, internet. Look, we're happy that millions of people continue to play Skyrim and Fallout 4 every month, but quite frankly you freeloading little fucks need to pay up. We tried introducing paid mods, you cried about it. We re-released Skyrim on every console imaginable, you made fun of us. We made both Fallout 76 and Elder Scrolls Blades, and you take dumps all over our hard work. No, *MY* hard work!
Well you know what? Fine. Today, we at Bethesda are pleased to announce that every single-player Bethesda title will now require always-online connections and will cost $1 per minute of playtime.
Bet you wish you had bought some loot boxes NOW, don't you?