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Speederino

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Speederino last won the day on July 6

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  • Birthday March 21

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    Denver, Colorado

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  1. I don’t understand what birds and bees have to do with childbirth.

    1. Panda Claus

      Panda Claus

      Bees carrying and depositing pollen into flowers represents male fertilisation.

      Birds laying eggs represents female ovulation.

    2. Tara

      Tara

      It's a well known fact in the biologist community that birds and bees often have crazy, drunken affairs that lead to a multitude of unplanned pregnancies with bird/bee hybrids.  We're trying to warn you about the dangers of this real threat and why better education could help this unfortunate situation.

    3. Speederino

      Speederino

      Wait wait wait does that mean humanity itself is a bird/bee hybrid? Because I was under the impression they played a role in human childbirth, specifically.

    4. Panda Claus

      Panda Claus

      It’s just an idiom.

    5. Tara

      Tara

      Shows what you know, Panda.  My dad made love to a bird and nine months later, a little baby was born.

      It wasn't me, and it wasn't even THEIR baby.  Just saying that in the intervening time, a baby just happened to be born.

    6. Speederino

      Speederino

      Huh. My mother was a bird who made love to a human man. Nice to know there’s someone else out there like me.

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