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  1. It just occured to me that the 3DS's death means the death of the DS line in general. That's a 16 year long saga come to an end. Also, I feel fucking old. If the original DS was a person they'd be old enough to legally drive a car now. Fuck me.

    1. Speederino

      Speederino

      Depends on what you view the Switch as. I've heard people say they think of it as a handheld that happens to hook to a TV, rather than a true hybrid (like I do).

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  2. The 3DS era has ended, and with it goes my dreams of seeing a port of Bubsy 3D in actual 3D.   ;A;

    1. Speederino

      Speederino

      I can't check for myself right now but I think they'd formally announce that, probably give us time to make last-minute purchases like with the Wii Shop Channel.

      There's still quite a few things I want to snag from the eShop.

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  3. Holy crap Rune Factory 5 looks good.

    1. Speederino

      Speederino

      Not that I was expecting it to look like another DS game, but hot damn.

  4. I hate how Steam has to warn you that you're leaving Steam whenever you click an external url within it. Because any website not operated by Valve is dangerous, I guess.

    1. Speederino

      Speederino

      I'm aware it's likely there because legal reasons but there's such a thing as unnecessary red tape, you know?

  5. I think Bruce fighting this ninja asshole as Batman is pushing things a bit far. Like I know he wants to keep up the charade, so people don't get suspicious about how skilled Bruce is as a fighter.

     

     

     

    But it's very suspicious that Batman showed up to fight this asshole.

    In Japan.

    Where Bruce just happened to be.

    After Bruce was challenged by this guy.

    1. Speederino

      Speederino

      It's already kinda silly that nobody puts the pieces together in the first place. Billionaire with a famously tragic past disappears for years, and comes back at the exact same time a guy in a bat costume with expensive gadgets starts beating up criminals. You just kind of have to accept that everyone in the DC Universe is a tiny bit stupid.

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  6. i feel like i'm getting old now because i swear i go in to work for days at a time and whenever i resurface to the world of the living again there's another helltaker or fall guys etc. that takes the entire internet by storm while I'm like "wait what even is this where did it come from i have to google the lore"

    1. Speederino

      Speederino

      Wait what's wrong with Stan, what did that crazy fucker do *now*?

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  7. i feel like i'm getting old now because i swear i go in to work for days at a time and whenever i resurface to the world of the living again there's another helltaker or fall guys etc. that takes the entire internet by storm while I'm like "wait what even is this where did it come from i have to google the lore"

    1. Speederino

      Speederino

      I *still* don't understand what a simp is.

      Also I just heard about vtubers like...a week ago?

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  8. Sounds like a full on Nintendo Direct indeed is going to be next week. Supposedly new Smash fighter announced, and Mario Collection, and Skyward Sword remastered. Gonna keep my expectations in check all the same, but sounds promising if insiders are to be trusted. Also hearing Windwaker HD is getting a port. Boy, if this is all true, I’d definitely be satisfied 

    Edit: should reiterate IF it’s true, but until any official word, naturally to take this with a grain of salt as you should with most leaks/rumors. 

     

     

     

    1. Speederino

      Speederino

      I can't believe we're about to get Mother 3, Pikmin's 4 through 7, a full Metroid Prime 4 reveal, Super Smash Bros. Ultimate-er, AND Mario Kart Super Circuit Remastered. If the Direct is missing any one of these things, I will petition Nintendo into the fucking GROUND!

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  9. If America ever has another civil war, it’s not gonna be over equality or political differences. It’s gonna be over how we like to eat our pizza.

    1. Speederino

      Speederino

      You think I’m joking, but go find a forum or social media thread discussing people’s preferred pizza and learn the true definition of toxicity.

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  10. Should've gotten one of those backlit GBA SPs when they were new vs springing for a GB micro just for the novelty of how small it was at the time. Pretty sure backlit GBA SPs are hard to find nowadays.

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      Speederino

      I splurged and bought a backlit model off an ebay auction about a year ago. I might have gotten it for a pretty good price too, if some poopbutt hadn’t tried to snipe me in the literal last five seconds. I ended up paying my maximum bid but, whatever, it was worth it. The SP is awesome.

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  11. I'm curious about that Ghost of Tsushima game. Has anyone here played it? What do you think of it?

    1. Speederino

      Speederino

      It’s really good. Imagine if Breath of the Wild and Assassin’s Creed had a very Japanese baby. You’ll probably know whether or not it’s for you based off that description.

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  12. So like, what exactly is Nintendo's plan for the rest of the year?

    1. Speederino

      Speederino

      Step 1: Exist

      Step 2: ?????

      Step 3: Profit

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  13. You're finished, Stardew.

    1. Speederino

      Speederino

      My favorite are the barely-textured cows with half-completed walking animations.

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  14. You're finished, Stardew.

    1. Speederino

      Speederino

      Real talk, I kinda appreciate how Natsume has clearly stopped even pretending that they're trying. Like, they know they're making shite so why bother?

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  15. I'm thinking back to those gyro shrines in BoTW and it hit me that there must be people stuck having to do those on a Switch Lite without separate joycons. Poor fuckers.

    1. Speederino

      Speederino

      Right? I want gyro controls retroactively added to every game that features an aiming reticule. But fuck the shrines.

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  16. Everyone, stop what you're doing and watch this video. Take it to heart.

    1. Speederino

      Speederino

      Yeah I think this might be one of those videos that the Youtube algorithm has randomly blessed. And that's fine, this is a *super* important video.

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    Hello, pizza place? I would like you to deliver me 15 copies of Red Dead 2 on PC, please.

  18. another day spent thinking about video games rather than playing video games

    1. Speederino

      Speederino

      There’s like six different games I feel like playing over the weekend but by the time I finally pick one, the weekend’s over.

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  19. Bought Jedi Academy on the Switch. What a weird little port this is. There was clearly some effort since they brought back the multiplayer and added gyro controls, but this is otherwise a direct port of the PC version. And I mean *direct*. The resolution, the UI, the menus, they literally just plopped it onto the Switch without changing a single thing. Couldn’t they have at least used the more controller-friendly menus from the Xbox version?

    1. Speederino

      Speederino

      @Supah Berry Yeah I heard about that. Having now played a few levels I can't fathom even trying to play against PC opponents with these controls.

      @Sean They're very worth it, but I highly recommend sticking to the PC versions if you weren't already planning to. I am learning the hard way that these old Quake-style fps's do NOT translate to twin sticks well at all. I have no idea how I managed with the Xbox version back in the day.

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  20. Bought Jedi Academy on the Switch. What a weird little port this is. There was clearly some effort since they brought back the multiplayer and added gyro controls, but this is otherwise a direct port of the PC version. And I mean *direct*. The resolution, the UI, the menus, they literally just plopped it onto the Switch without changing a single thing. Couldn’t they have at least used the more controller-friendly menus from the Xbox version?

    1. Speederino

      Speederino

      After watching a couple reviews, fuck me, this might even be an *emulation* of the PC version with the left joystick literally standing in for WASD. Weird weird weird weird WEIRD port, srsly.

      Edit: I CAN'T EVEN SCROLL THROUGH TEXT BOXES SINCE THERE'S NO SCROLL WHEEL WHAT EVEN IS THIS

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  21. Everyone just streams their music nowadays and yet here I am with a fucking iPod like it's 2007. I dunno I just like having a dedicated music device for my car ok sue me. SUE ME!!!

    1. Speederino

      Speederino

      I'm kinda confused by that, actually. Yes, iTunes is basically being replaced by Apple Music...but not on Windows, I think? For now? And I think you'll still be able to purchase music on Apple Music but don't quote me on it.

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  22. Everyone just streams their music nowadays and yet here I am with a fucking iPod like it's 2007. I dunno I just like having a dedicated music device for my car ok sue me. SUE ME!!!

    1. Speederino

      Speederino

      Same. And I just bought music off of iTunes.

      ITUNES, MANG

      It's just that since I primarily use my iPod, iTunes is still automatically the most convenient storefront for me since I don't have to deal with downloading and importing MP3's into it. Even if the software itself is...well, iTunes.

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  23. Alright, just played through Metroid Prime 1. Now to sit back and let the credits pla-

    *The Game Disc could not be read. Refer to the Wii Operations Manual for details*

    Wha?

    But

    But this is the digital version on Wii U

    WHAT GAME DISK?????

    1. Speederino

      Speederino

      Apparently its got something to do with the USB drive I have the game installed on (or the port I have it plugged into? Unclear). I mean I got through the entire game just fine with zilch issues until now so I'm just gonna write this off as a silly little fluke until it happens again.

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  24. Alright, just played through Metroid Prime 1. Now to sit back and let the credits pla-

    *The Game Disc could not be read. Refer to the Wii Operations Manual for details*

    Wha?

    But

    But this is the digital version on Wii U

    WHAT GAME DISK?????

    1. Speederino

      Speederino

      Well at least this didn't happen just before I delivered the final blow to Prime or some shit, I guess. Still stings a little though.

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  25. I've been wandering down the internet rabbithole and found an old Banjo-Kazooie fangame I played as a kid. It took three hours for me to download on ye olde dial-up.

    1. Speederino

      Speederino

      Here, have an early 2000's BK fansite.

      http://bkland.tripod.com/

       

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