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Status Updates posted by Speederino

  1. Who needs a President, anyways? I declare myself Emperor of SSMB. Not in an official capacity, but in the same way this guy did it: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emperor_Norton

    So yeah I'm an Emperor now. Don't like it? Oh well.

  2. The fact that social media ads seem to know exactly what I’ve been buying at the grocery store is really creeping me out.

  3. Man what a brutal day at work. So busy playing Mario Kart 8 Deluxe with a coworker that the Switch's battery could barely keep up. So exhausting.

  4. It’s sad that I’m more excited for an Altair Mii costume than the majority of DLC fighters :U

  5. You ever just get the urge to play a specific game despite playing like two others and having a big enough backlog as is? Because god DAMN I'm feeling the urge to replay Octopath Traveler.

    1. Crow the BOOLET

      Crow the BOOLET

      All the time with Odin Sphere since I think too much about it

  6. Peeve: looking up a song from a movie on Youtube, and instead of just showing the song the video includes like two minutes of the scene building up to it. Bitch, if I wanted to watch the entire movie, I'd just watch the entire movie. Gosh.

    1. Stasis


      What was the movie?

    2. Speederino


      It’s not a specific incident, this happens a lot when looking up songs from musicals or Disney movies or what have you. One of the worst examples off the top of my head:


      Two minutes. Twooooooo minutes. Thankfully there’s like 15 versions of this that don’t include it so nbd.

  7. Heeeeeeeey bby would you like to see my double-bladed lightsaber?

    1. Polkadi~☆


      oh darth maul you wouldn't


    1. Supah Berry

      Supah Berry

      I really need to tell my folks to stop giving me GS gift cards

  9. I'm kinda tempted to buy Stardew Valley on mobile despite owning the Switch version someone stop me pls

  10. I keep seeing it on Disney + so I gotta ask: what kind of name is “High School Musical: The Musical: The Series?” Even putting aside the  length of it, do we need to specify that something with the word “musical” in the title is, in fact, a musical?

    1. Thigolf


      I think the plot of it is that some school is doing a musical based on the "High School Musical" franchise and performing it live, which is why it's called that.

      I think.

    2. Big Panda

      Big Panda

      Teen Beach Movie: The Beach Movie

    3. Jango


      Super Saiyan God Super Saiyan.

    4. Supah Berry

      Supah Berry

      This was what I could find for a High School Musical Musical, but that's not what this show refers to

    5. Big Panda

      Big Panda

      Guy: “Wouldn’t it make more sense to call it “High School Musical on Stage: The Series”?”

      Boss: *dead silence*

      Guy: “...I’m fired, aren’t I?”

  11. Can You Feel the Butt Tonight?

    1. Your Vest Friend

      Your Vest Friend

      can you feel the buttshine

    2. Big Panda

      Big Panda

      More like moonshine

    3. TheOcelot


      Everyone the butt touches is our kingdom

    4. Ryannumber1gamer


      A Whole New Butt

    5. Your Vest Friend

      Your Vest Friend

      A new fantastic point of view

    6. Big Panda

      Big Panda

      Butty and the Beast

  12. Anyone here get Mario and Sonic 2020? What're your thoughts on it? I'm playing through it for our upcoming TSS review.

  13. I'm just gonna say it, damn the consequences.

    *clears throat*

    Mando >>> Boba Fett

    1. Nina Cortex Jovahexeon

      Nina Cortex Jovahexeon

      I'm sure @Mando-Whirl-Wind would appreciate that 

    2. Supah Berry

      Supah Berry

      Well that's a given when you're the main character and not a villian.

      You have the benefit of not going down like a wuss in the end after so much hype.

  14. Gotta love how Disney + has just about every animated Spider-Man series ever except Spectacular.

    1. Sean


      They don't want us knowing about the good Spider-Man cartoon

    2. The Tenth Doctor

      The Tenth Doctor

      Enjoy your 90's Spider-man, I know I will 😛

    3. Brawler Bear CC14

      Brawler Bear CC14

      Also the MTV series, both owned by Sony.

    4. Tara


      I guess you could say that their decision to exclude Spectacular is a real


    5. Kuzu


      Thy can't hide the truth

    6. Blue Wisp

      Blue Wisp


  15. Petition to rename The Martian to ‘Matt Damon’s Shit Potatoes’

    1. Failinhearts


      One ticket for Matt Damon's Shit Potatoes, please.

    2. TheOcelot


      I approve but only if you turn the beat around.

  16. Really happy with the Black Flag port on Switch. Looks great, runs great, has HD Rumble and gyro aiming. Gyro aiming is always a plus in my book.

    1. Monkey Destruction Switch

      Monkey Destruction Switch

      Always good to see a great punk band being released on the Switch.

  17. I'm now caught up on that book series I've been reading and gushing about for like three months straight and I don't know what to do with my life now that I can't just instantly read another chapter. What am I supposed to do, play video games? Go outside? Get a social life? WHAT, I ASK!?

    1. Ferno



    2. Speederino


      I am intrigued. Am I to presume these bears can produce thunder?

    3. Ferno


      with their mighty roars yes

      tame them and ride one into battle

    4. Speederino


      Where do they live?

    5. Ferno



    6. Speederino


      Sounds European. What language do they speak? I should learn a bit of it if I'm gonna go there.

    7. Ferno


      they just speak bear, but with a thunderbear accent

    8. Speederino


      I'm fluent in bear but my accent is distinctly acidbear. That might cause some confusion. Hmmmmmmmmm

  18. Happy St. Patrick's Day, everyone.

  19. 9/10 doctors recommend not dying

    1. spinny


      that one doctor must be dealing with some rough shit......

    2. TheOcelot


      1/10 doctors do

      Image result for doctor eggman laughing gif

    3. Solister


      The communist one:
      "Death is an invention of the capitalism to enrich funeral homes"

      I once posted this as a status. Don't ask me how high I was when I reach this conclusion.

  20. Everybody needs knives.

    1. Ferno
    2. Speederino


      Some people think they don't need them, but they do. Everyone needs knives.




    3. Sapphirine Wind
    4. Pelvic WOO! engine
  21. Needed a new phone, so I got a Galaxy S10 today. Oh man this screen ❤️

  22. Aaaaaand my phone won’t turn on. Great.

    1. Speederino


      If anyone tells me to try charging it, I will take the charging cable and shove it up their nostrils. Capiche?

    2. The Tenth Doctor

      The Tenth Doctor

      Is it a phone you have access to the battery? If so, maybe take it out and put it in again. If not, maybe plug it into a computer with a USB to see if it responds?

    3. Speederino


      It’s an iPhone so nope. And I tried hooking it to the computer and the results were weird. iTunes wouldn’t recognize the phone but the computer could at least tell *something* was plugged in. I dunno. It’s looking like I’m gonna have to ditch work for a bit tomorrow to take it in for repairs.

  23. Oh I am a bee, and a bee I must be. But what is a bee if a bee is not free?

    1. Thigolf


      I'M A FREE BEE 

      FREE BEE
      FREE BEE
      FREE BEE


    2. superman43


      Soon in SEGA Heroes. lol

    3. Diogenes


      a miserable pile of beecrets

    4. Your Vest Friend
    5. Perkilator
  24. Just chilling in the parking lot at work because I just don’t wanna today.  :U

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