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  1. *is playing a Mario game*

    *My Dad sees it, sees the red cap*

    "Looks like a Trump campaign rally."

    And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how Super Mario was forever ruined for me.

    1. Speederino

      Speederino

      Spoiler

      Make the Mushroom Kingdom great again

       

    2. TheOcelot

      TheOcelot

      CAPPY CAN MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

    3. I Have Berry!

      I Have Berry!

      That's nothing. According to a NSFW book by Stormy Daniel's...

      Spoiler

      Trump's ████ looks like Toad from Mario Kart on Wii

       

    4. AWild No.1 washed up gamer

      AWild No.1 washed up gamer

      Koopalings, stand back and stand by.

    5. Shadow Chaos Control

      Shadow Chaos Control

      Mario donned the red cap long before Trump made it a slogan cap. 

      Besides Mario’s cap is vastly different in design. 

    6. Polkadi~☆

      Polkadi~☆

      video games are getting so political smh

    7. KHCast
    8. Shadow Chaos Control

      Shadow Chaos Control

      @KHCast Did you mean to say ok in DK’s voice, because that’s what Iheard. 

  2. I really don't like how this ended 😧

  3. Hmmmm to respond to a semi-rude Reddit comment directed at you or not? Gratification vs. wasting time potentially getting in an endless back and forth over something stupid.

    Meh.

    *hits downvote button*

    1. Shadow Chaos Control

      Shadow Chaos Control

      My advice: Ignore it, trolls and sadists online want attention. 

  4. Remember the mayor's office in Majora's Mask? One guy argues with a screaming blowhard over a very looming, ominous threat and how this isn't the time for big, crowded festivities?

    Fucking sucks that anything from that game could mirror reality.

  5. It's kinda surreal seeing Animaniacs and Beavis and Butt-head coming back at the exact same time. I'm half expecting for someone to announce a new season of Seinfeld at this point.

  6. Already seeing people complaining that the Animaniacs reboot looks "too political". Did they not watch the old one? Did they miss that there was always a Bill Clinton joke *right in the theme song*? XD

    1. I Have Berry!

      I Have Berry!

      Well, that was only the first season, but yeah the point still stands

    2. Emperor Spooky

      Emperor Spooky

      I don't know whether or not to be surprised that people are acting like this. I remember Pinky and the Brain being especially political, with a lot of political figures being parodied regularly.

    3. SenEDDtor Missile

      SenEDDtor Missile

      "Too political" Translation: How dare you remind me of things that I'm horribly uncomfortable about thinking about because I don't want to consider that my politics might suck ass (especially if I'm a Trumper)!? My cartoons should be free of any outside influence even if the ones I have nostalgia for had it as well but I was too young and/or stupid to notice or understand, or just chose to ignore if it contradicted my beliefs, which is especially hypocritical given political views are inherently a part of any artistic medium, including cartoons even if they aren't always extremely overt in their messaging!

      EDIT: For the record, I DO get that sometimes politics can be tiring and that you need somewhere to recharge, maybe cartoons that aren't overtly political or anything.

  7. That Monster Hunter movie is a Youtube parody, right? There's no way it's a real thing. Right? Right?

    ...guys?

     

    Oh no

    1. Jovahexeon Explosive Witch

      Jovahexeon Explosive Witch

      Expect the worst with Paul W.S. Anderson on board.

  8. Hey video game industry, hear me out. You take the Streets of Rage 4 team or maybe Wayforward, and you make...wait for it...a new retro-style TMNT brawler. Like take the Turtles in Time engine and go Sonic Mania on it. Huh? Huuuuuh?

    1. Thigolf

      Thigolf

      I adored both SoR4 and RCG, so I'm completely down with that.

  9. image.png.a5c7c3aac0e9cd3092e564bff8f1bcd4.png

    @Celestia

    Your secret is safe with me.

    1. Celestia

      Celestia

      This is fake!! I don't even remember any of the characters' names, like Duke or whoever it was

    2. Zaysho

      Zaysho

      Damn. This is a lot to take in.

      Didn't know I was friends with a NERD

    3. Speederino

      Speederino

      Don't worry man, there's no need to fret. You can trust me and all the other people who read this to keep your secret.

    4. Sean

      Sean

      I bet their favorite one is Episode III: Remember Seth?

    5. KHCast

      KHCast

      Cancelled 

    6. Polkadi~☆

      Polkadi~☆

      #CelestiaIsOverParty

  10. Now I'm free, now I'm movin', come on Batman let's get groovin'!

  11. Starting to think I might need a replacement 3DS. I sent mine in for audio repairs just a couple months ago and I'm already having the same issue again.

    I've still got a month or two left of warranty, sure, but this is the third fucking time this has happened.

  12. I would just like to say that Mario 64 Rainbow Ride is stupid and should feel bad for being stupid. That is all.

    1. PC the Hedgehog

      PC the Hedgehog

      I'm replaying Mario 64 right now and really struggling to enjoy myself for some reason...and I haven't even gotten to any of the "less than great" levels yet. I think I'm finally picking up on more of the game's design flaws after almost 25 years. Hopefully I'll have enough stars to skip Rainbow Ride entirely.

    2. Speederino

      Speederino

      This is my first time playing through the actual N64 version, I've only really known the DS version before this.

      It's like...it's impressive it's still as playable as it is, but there's *just* enough jank to be frustrating on occassion. And Rainbow Ride is just badly designed.

  13. Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?

    1. Ryannumber1Scarer

      Ryannumber1Scarer

      Why, yes Brain, but how can they can they be making Watch Dogs 3 when there hasn't even been one dog in any of the other two?

    2. Speederino

      Speederino

      Pinky, cease with this or I shall HAVE to hurt you.

    3. Demonic Frenzy Ultima

      Demonic Frenzy Ultima

      What are we doing tonight?

      The same thing we always do Pinky, to try and take over the world!

  14. She sells sea shells by the sea shore...which isn't really a good business decision when you think about it. Who's buying sea shells on a *beach* when they can pick one off the ground for free?

    She needs to sake her seashell business further inland. Try like Kentucky or somewhere, I don't know.

    1. Tornado

      Tornado

      Her seashells are actually made of cocaine

    2. Rabid-Coot

      Rabid-Coot

      She picked up all the good shells, its either buy hers or no shells.

  15. I have a thin cut on my forehead and have no idea where it came from. I haven't so much as bumped my head on anything o_0

  16. Just saw a guy wearing a 'Trump 2020' facemask. I am legitimately surprised that's a product that even exists, all things considered.

    1. Indigo Rush

      Indigo Rush

      I'm not. In North Carolina, the Republican candidate for governer stated that masks are useless for the pandemic; he then had facemasks with his name on them for sale on his campaign website.

    2. Spookilator

      Spookilator

      I’m surprised Trump even bothered to make face masks for his campaign.

    3. AWild No.1 washed up gamer

      AWild No.1 washed up gamer

      Something designed to keep is safe have been turned into a political football. This is ridiculous.

  17. I was planning on going for 100% on Mario Sunshine but idk I'm at the point where it's basically all coin collecting and I don't really feel motivated anymore.

  18. *Googles a thing*

    *Cosmic coincidence leads me to an old forum post I made 12 years ago*

    AAAAAAAAAAA BURN IT, BURN IT WITH FIRE, DELETE ALL RECORDS OF THIS TIME PERIOD AAAAAAAAAAAA

  19. I'm now just keeping my phone's do not disturb function on 24/7. These fucking political spam calls holy shit.

  20. You can’t fit a square peg in a round hole. Unless the square peg is smaller than the hole, in which case you can absolutely fit it in there.

  21. I know Age of Calamity is set 100 years before BoTW, but angry flower lady should really be a playable character. Think about it, Link is a one man army yet he gets his ass kicked by this woman. What does that say about her skill?

    Toss her in a time vortex or say her grandmother was a carbon copy of her, just get this lady on the fucking battlefield.

  22. Today I learned that there was a tamagotchi for the Rancor from Star Wars. That's not surprising, what IS surprising is that it had you feeding *people* to it. Like damn, that's kinda hardcore. I had a Jurassic Park one and even that had you just feeding the dinos generic chunks of meat.

    1. Kiva Fever

      Kiva Fever

      Japan likes putting Star Wars in weird places

      This is a weird case because Weiss Schwartz focuses more on anime and game properties so Star Wars is a completely left field pick. Needless to say though it never came out to the West because of licensing issues.

      But its nice to know there's a way for Love Live characters being able to punch out Darth Vader. A dream come true!

    2. Speederino

      Speederino

      I think the closest we saw to that here was the Soul Calibur crossover. It's...really, really weird to realize that Star Wars has crossed over with the same thing as Zelda.

  23. Gotta be honest, I really don't see why the balloon-popping mission in Mario Sunshine is considered so hard. I...thought it was kinda easy? There's plenty of opportunities to take out multiple balloons at once from a close range, and by the last lap I only had two or three strays left.

    I'm just saying, when I think of hard/annoying Shine Sprite missions, I don't think that's even in my top 10. Poison lillypad river of insta-death is easily the king.

    1. Blue Blood

      Blue Blood

      I don't know if I've ever beaten it before as honestly its not a mission that I evermore remembered, but today I managed to beat it first try.

      It's a shitty mission and I know that I wouldn't have been able to beat it when I first played Sunshine as even the Mecha Bowser fight proved to be almost impossible for me back then. Can't tell if I got lucky today or if it just wasn't that hard though. But either way, it obvious went the main gets so much flack.

    2. Boomer

      Boomer

      For me it's because it gives me a sense of motion sickness. 

  24.  

    Looks like I'm getting one more amiibo.

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