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Status Updates posted by Speederino

  1. I accept E.D's challenge. NOBODY TRY TO STOP ME FROM CREATING THE ARMY OF LYRA'S!!!!

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    2. Speederino
    3. Speederino
    4. Speederino
    5. Speederino

      Speederino

      you silly mod

    6. Speederino

      Speederino

      I will have no choice

    7. Speederino

      Speederino

      But to delete that

    8. Speederino

      Speederino

      Once I'm finished

    9. Speederino
    10. Speederino
    11. Speederino

      Speederino

      I don't make the rules

    12. Speederino

      Speederino

      Well actually I do

    13. Speederino
    14. Speederino

      Speederino

      Are you guys seriously watching this?

    15. Speederino

      Speederino

      My god, go outside!

    16. Tornado

      Tornado

      *prepares to delete entire status*

    17. Speederino

      Speederino

      Actually you know what, I won't delete you Tornado

    18. Speederino

      Speederino

      Because in retrospect it's kind of funny

    19. Speederino

      Speederino

      NOOOOOOOOOOO

    20. Speederino

      Speederino

      I'm so close

    21. Speederino
    22. Speederino
    23. Speederino
    24. Speederino
    25. Speederino
    26. Sean

      Sean

      Alrighty

  2. Every time someone responds to this status, a baby bunny will die OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ;A;

  3. The user who posts the ONE MILLIONTH COMMENT ON THIS STATUS will once again recieve a (different) prize!!!

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    2. Sixth-Rate Soma
    3. Sixth-Rate Soma
    4. Sixth-Rate Soma
    5. Law

      Law

      its no use speederino

    6. Law

      Law

      its no use speederino

    7. spinny
    8. Law

      Law

      its no use speederino

    9. Law

      Law

      its no use speederino

    10. Law

      Law

      its no use speederino

    11. Law

      Law

      its no use speederino

    12. Law

      Law

      its no use speederino

    13. Law

      Law

      its no use speederino

    14. Law

      Law

      its no use speederino

    15. Law

      Law

      its no use speederino

    16. Law

      Law

      its no use speederino

    17. Law

      Law

      its no use speederino

    18. spinny
    19. spinny

      spinny

      ALREADY.

    20. spinny
    21. Law

      Law

      wraith has bad opinions

    22. Law

      Law

      wraith has bad opinions

    23. Law

      Law

      wraith has bad opinions

    24. Sixth-Rate Soma
    25. Sixth-Rate Soma
    26. Speederino

      Speederino

      YOU GUYS GAVE ME NO CHOICE

  4. The 48th person to comment on this will recieve an amazing prize.

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    2. spinny
    3. SenEDDtor Missile
    4. SenEDDtor Missile
    5. spinny

      spinny

      juiluhiol

    6. Law

      Law

      speederino has a nice ass

    7. SenEDDtor Missile
    8. Law

      Law

      speederino has a nice ass

    9. Law

      Law

      speederino has a nice ass

    10. Law

      Law

      speederino has a nice ass

    11. Law

      Law

      speederino has a nice ass

    12. Law

      Law

      speederino has a nice ass

    13. spinny
    14. SenEDDtor Missile
    15. spinny
    16. Speederino

      Speederino

      We're almost there folks. PUSH. PUUUUUUUSH!!!

    17. SenEDDtor Missile

      SenEDDtor Missile

      ass sucked into space

    18. SenEDDtor Missile
    19. spinny

      spinny

      WE'RE PAST IT. WHO WON?

    20. Speederino

      Speederino

      Oh wait, STOP. Lesse here...

    21. SenEDDtor Missile

      SenEDDtor Missile

      Law won? hard to tell.

    22. spinny

      spinny

      Yeah, I think it was Law.

      Shoot, I was 49th as well. :/

      Ah well, fair play.

    23. Speederino

      Speederino

      LAW WINS!!!! Congratulations Law, your reward is...

      ...Keep scrolling

      ....Just a little more

      ...The satisfaction of knowing you won!!!!

    24. Sixth-Rate Soma

      Sixth-Rate Soma

      the best reward!

    25. spinny

      spinny

      Way to go Law!!! :D

    26. Law

      Law

      THANK YOU THANK YOU I COULDN'T DO WITHOUT YOU GUYS

  5. You are not allowed to reply to this status

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    2. KHCast
    3. KHCast
    4. KHCast
    5. KHCast
    6. KHCast
    7. KHCast
    8. Wolfy
    9. KHCast

      KHCast

      But wolfy, you replied to the status.D: He said not to. Are you a rebel too???

    10. SenEDDtor Missile
    11. Wolfy

      Wolfy

      There's a difference between these joke statuses and outright obnoxious spamming.

    12. KHCast

      KHCast

      *cougs* Okay I guess I ogre-did it. I'm sorry.

    13. Wolfy

      Wolfy

      S'cool dawgbroface

    14. Place

      Place

      And who here plans on stopping me, boy

    15. a mystery

      a mystery

      Uh oh, time for another Status that will Live for Too Long

    16. Ice Vec

      Ice Vec

      Meh, I did anyway

    17. BakingBluePotatoe

      BakingBluePotatoe

      NOONE TELLS ME WHAT TO DO!

    18. a mystery

      a mystery

      Speederino, welcome to the Chopped Liver club

    19. Speederino

      Speederino

      Thank you, may I tempt you with a bite of ranch dressing?

    20. a mystery

      a mystery

      Nope

      We're chopped livers

    21. Speederino

      Speederino

      Well tickle my pickle!

    22. a mystery

      a mystery

      was that a sex joke

    23. Speederino

      Speederino

      I leave it open to viewer interpretation.

    24. a mystery

      a mystery

      oh okay

      so basically the E-rated way of saying yes then

    25. Speederino

      Speederino

      If that's how you choose to interpret it, I guess.

    26. a mystery

      a mystery

      Experience taught me to assume everything that is up to interpretation to be a sex joke.

      My childhood has been a very awkward one as a result.

  6. Dang it, so many video games I want to play right now, but work beckons. Ah well. When I get back, this status better not be filled with...I dunno...stuff! >:U

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    2. Spin Attaxx

      Spin Attaxx

      stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff

    3. spinny
    4. Spin Attaxx

      Spin Attaxx

      stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff

    5. Spin Attaxx

      Spin Attaxx

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    6. Spin Attaxx

      Spin Attaxx

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    7. Spin Attaxx

      Spin Attaxx

      stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff

    8. TheOcelot

      TheOcelot

      stiff.......damn it!

    9. Spin Attaxx

      Spin Attaxx

      stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff

    10. Spin Attaxx

      Spin Attaxx

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    11. Spin Attaxx

      Spin Attaxx

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    12. Spin Attaxx

      Spin Attaxx

      stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff

    13. Spin Attaxx

      Spin Attaxx

      stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff

    14. Spin Attaxx

      Spin Attaxx

      stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff

    15. Spin Attaxx

      Spin Attaxx

      stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff shrek stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff

    16. Spin Attaxx

      Spin Attaxx

      stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff

    17. Spin Attaxx

      Spin Attaxx

      stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff

    18. C4k3

      C4k3

      ... stuff?

    19. JAiRO

      JAiRO

      That's got to be against some rule.

    20. spinny

      spinny

      *bites lower lip*

    21. Spin Attaxx

      Spin Attaxx

      C'mon, he said "don't fill it with stuff", so what else was I to do?

      also

      stuff

      :3

    22. Spin Attaxx

      Spin Attaxx

      Also, spot the hidden "shrek".

    23. spinny

      spinny

      30th comment, where's my reward

    24. Spin Attaxx
    25. Celestia

      Celestia

      what the fuck

    26. Speederino

      Speederino

      Damn it, guys. (and by "guys" I mostly mean Spin Attax)

      Damn it.

  7. Come on freeends. I'm still open to answer all of the important questions that you frequently question. I have a degree you know. That means I'm a smart individual.

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    2. Conando Claus

      Conando Claus

      So if Mustard is an instrument, what type of instrument is it? Wind? Percussion?

    3. Speederino
    4. Conando Claus

      Conando Claus

      So percussion. I had a feeling.

    5. Celestia

      Celestia

      How is you wearing pants or not relevant to you answering questions?

    6. Speederino

      Speederino

      I never said it was.

    7. Old dead account

      Old dead account

      Where's the nigga note on the guitar?

    8. Celestia

      Celestia

      Fair enough. Thank you, that was my only question.

    9. Speederino

      Speederino

      @ Wayne Between the blue and orange frets.

    10. Ferno

      Ferno

      professor oak voice: are you a boy or a girl?

    11. Speederino

      Speederino

      I ask myself that every day.

    12. KHCast

      KHCast

      Are you Spider-Man or the pony?

    13. Speederino
    14. Celestia

      Celestia

      Wait, I've got one: which came first, the chicken or the egg?

    15. KHCast

      KHCast

      0-0

      What do you do to people that pronounce rino as rhino?

    16. Speederino

      Speederino

      That's a very good question. The egg. Because you see, evolution is a process that takes place over a very long period of time with subtle changes slowly amassing across each generation. Every chicken has an ancestor and that goes for the first, so it goes without saying that the first chicken would have hatched from an egg.

      Oh what, you were expecting something witty? I told you, I'm not wearing pants.

    17. Speederino

      Speederino

      @ Aqua I show them the real power of teamwork.

    18. Celestia

      Celestia

      And here I was expecting a dirty joke about the chicken coming first.

      Wait no, that's what /I/ would have said, never mind.

    19. Conando Claus

      Conando Claus

      Do you even lift?

    20. Speederino

      Speederino

      DID YOU JUST CALL ME FAT!?

    21. Soniman

      Soniman

      Do you have nice tits?

    22. Conando Claus

      Conando Claus

      You could be skinny and still not lift. If you lift, you end up a big strong guy like me.

    23. Speederino
    24. Speederino

      Speederino

      DID YOU JUST CALL ME SKINNY!?

    25. Celestia
    26. Speederino

      Speederino

      U peeple are just being meen to me nao so ima gunna lock dis. *sob*

  8. IT'S A BRAND NEW STATUS UPDATE

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    2. RosaRosaRosalina

      RosaRosaRosalina

      what the fuck is this status even

    3. Celestia

      Celestia

      I DON'T CARE FOR WHAT YOU'RE THINKIN',

      AS YOU POST YOUR OPINION,

      'CAUSE WHAT I HAVE IN MY TWO HANDS IS ENOUGH TO SET THE STATUSES FREE

    4. Tara

      Tara

      ALL THE MODS TRY TO BE STRICT

      BUT THE THINGS ARE STILL UNCHANGED

      IT IS USELESS... TO POST THIS

      YOUR EFFORTS WILL BE A WASTE.

      HEAD STRAIGHT FOR COMMENT BY ANY MEANS

      THERE IS A TOPIC THAT YOU'VE NEVER OPENED

      THERE IS A STATUS WITH A VIEW YOU'VE NEVER SEEN

      GET THERE NO MATTER HOW LONG IT TAKES

    5. Speederino

      Speederino

      WITH THE MEMBERS OUT

      IT'S LESS DANGEROUS

      HERE WE ARE NOW

      POST OPINIONS

    6. Tara

      Tara

      DON'T... TELL ME WHAT I WANNA HEAR

      AFRAID OF NEVER KNOWING SANIC

      I'LL KEEP FIGHTING FORUM BANS

      'TIL MY FUCKING IP'S GONE

      I'VE GOT THIS FRIEND YOU SEE WHO LIKES MY POST

      AND I WANTED MORE THAN HER DAILY LIKE QUOTA WOULD ALLOW ME TO STEAL

      I'LL BAN MYSELF, I'LL WEAR A MEMBER BADGE

      I'LL GO OUT OF MY WAY TO PROVE I STILL... DISAGREE WITH YOU.

    7. Speederino

      Speederino

      EVER SINCE I WAS A YOUNG BOY, I PLAYED THE HEDGEHOG BALL

      FROM GENESIS TO MODERN, I MUST HAVE PLAYED THEM ALL

      BUT I AIN'T SEEN NOTHING LIKE IT IN ANY FORUM HALL

      THAT DEAF DUMB AND BLIND KID

      SURE PLAYS A MEAN HEDGEHOG

    8. Celestia

      Celestia

      YEAH WE THOUGHT WE WERE DIFFERENT AS THE NIGHT IS FROM THE DAY

      UNTIL SANIC THE HEDJHAWG HELPED US SEE ANOTHER WAY

    9. Tara

      Tara

      POSTING STATUSES BY DAYLIGHT

      WINNIN' LIKES BY MOONLIGHT

      NEVER RUNNIN' FROM A REAL DEBATE

      SHE IS THE ONE NAMED SAILOR LYRA.

    10. Speederino

      Speederino

      WE TRAVEL THE ROAD OF STATUS UPDATES

      JOINED BY COMMON BOND

      SINGING OUR SONG ACROSS THE STATUS NATION

      FROM SSMB AND BEYOND

      WE'RE MEMBERS FOREVER

      MEMBERS TOGETHER

      WE'RE FAMILY BUT SO MUCH MORE

      NO MATTER WHAT COMES WE WILL FACE THE BAN HAMMER

      WE'RE MEMBERS TO THE CORE

    11. Celestia

      Celestia

      YOU'RE MORE FUN THAN THE COLOUR BLUE

      OR OPINIONS FLYING OVER YOUR FAVOURITE MEMBER

      THE LOVE I FEEL WILL SWIM NOT SINK

      AS WE PARTY THROUGH THIS FORUM

    12. Tara

      Tara

      ON THE FORUMS

      IN THE STATUSES, I'M GOING TO SEE THEM ALL

      ALL THE MEMBERS, I'LL BEFRIEND THEM ON THE FORUMS

      ALL THE SPEEDYS AND THE ELEMENTS, THEY WILL LOVE ME BIG AND SMALL

      WE'LL BECOME MODERATELY ACQUAINTED FOREVER. RIGHT HERE ON THE FORUUUUUUUUMS!

    13. Celestia

      Celestia

      A TRUE TRUE MEMBER HELPS A NEWBIE IN NEED

      A MOD WILL BE THERE TO LINK TO THE RULES

      A TRUE TRUE MEMBER HELPS A NEWBIE IN NEED TO SEE THE LIGHT THAT SHINES FROM A TRUE TRUE MEMBER

    14. Tara

      Tara

      THIS MEMBERS DON'T LISTEN, NO NOT ONE LITTLE BIT

      THEY POST AROUND OUT OF CONTROL AND THROW THEIR HISSY FITS.

      IT'S UP TO MODS TO STOP THEM, FOR PLAINLY YOU CAN SEE.

      IT'S GOT TO BE THEIR DESTINTY, 'CAUSE IT'S WHAT THEIR STAFF MEMBER BADGE IS TELLING THEM

    15. Speederino

      Speederino

      FORUM MEMBERS, FORUM MEMBERS, WHAT'S GOT YOU SO BLUE?

      YOU'RE TIRED OF OPINIONS SO YOU THINK YOU'RE THROUGH

      BUT SSMB MEMBERS, MEMBERS, PLEASE DON'T LOOK SO DOWN

      BECAUSE THE BEST WAY TO CHEER UP A MEMBER IS WITH ANOTHER MEMBER

    16. Tara

      Tara

      THIS POST IS GOING TO BE PERFECT, THE KIND OF POST OF WHICH I'VE DREAMED SINCE I WAS SMALL

      EVERY MEMBER WILL GATHER 'ROUND, SAY I LOOK LOVELY IN MY AVI, WHAT THEY DON'T KNOW IS THAT I HAVE FOOLED THEM ALL

      THIS POST WAS GOING TO BE PERFECT, THE KIND OF POST OF WHICH I'VE DREAMED SINCE I WAS SMALL

      BUT INSTEAD OF HAVING LIKES WITH ALL MY FRIENDS TO CELEBRATE MY WINNING DEBATE THEY MAY NOT CLICK LIKE AT ALL

      I COULD CARE LESS ABOUT THE AVI I WON'T PARTAKE IN...

    17. Tara

      Tara

      I COULD CARE LESS ABOUT THE AVI

      I WON'T PARTAKE IN ANY LIKES

      RULES, WELL I'LL BE LYING WHEN I SAY

      THAT THROUGH ANY KIND OF WEATHER I WON'T SPAM THIS FUCKING STATUS

      THE TRUTH IS I DON'T CARE FOR THEM AT ALL!

    18. Speederino

      Speederino

      WHEN YOU'RE RIFE WITH DEVESTATION

      THERE'S A SIMPLE EXPLANATION

      SOMEONE POSTED AN OPINION

      RIGHT INSIDE THIS STATUS WALL

      AND WHICHEVER WAY THEY WORDED IT

      KNOW THAT WE MUST BE RESILIENT

      WE WON'T LET THEM BREAK OUR SPIRITS

      WITH THEIR OPINION OH SO WRONG

    19. Tara

      Tara

      IN THE TOWN WHERE I WAS BORN, LIVED A MAN WHO RAN A SONIC FANSITE

      AND HE TOLD US OF HIS LIFE IN THE LAND OF SONIC FANDOM

      SO WE BROWSED INTO THE SUN UNTIL WE FOUND THE FORUM OF BLUE

      AND WE LIVED IN FRONT OF A COMPUTER, IN OUR SONIC MESSAGE BOARD

      WE ALL LIVE IN A SONIC MESSAGE BOARD, SONIC MESSAGE BOARD, SONIC MESSAGE BOARD

      WE ALL LIVE IN A SONIC MESSAGE BOARD, SONIC MESSAGE BOARD, SONIC MESSAGE BOARD

    20. Speederino

      Speederino

      TAKING A BUS DOWN TO SONIC STADIUM

      CUZ WE HEARD THAT IT'S MARIO-FREE

      THAT MAKES IT SAFE FOR US TO POST OPINIONS

      ABOUT BLUE HEDGEHOGS, FOR ALL TO SEE

      PLUMBERS ARE THE HEDGEHOGS ENEMY

      THEY ATTACK THEM WITH THEIR FEET

      THE HEDGEHOG HAS ONLY ONE WAY TO ESCAPE THEM

      THAT'S RIDE A GO-KART DOWN THE STREET

    21. Tara

      Tara

      WORDS LIKE VIOLENCE, BREAK THE STATUS, COME CRASHING IN, INTO MY LITTLE FORUM

      PAINFUL TO ME, PIERCE RIGHT THROUGH ME, DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND, OH MY LITTLE MEMBER

      ALL I EVER WANTED, ALL I EVER NEEDED, IS HERE... ON THIS FORUM

      WORDS ARE VERY... KIND OF NECESSARY BECAUSE THAT'S KIND OF THE POINT OF STATUS UPDATES.

      THEY CAN ONLY DO FLAME WARS

    22. Speederino

      Speederino

      HUSH NOW QUIET NOW IT'S TIME TO POST YOUR OPINION

      HUSH NOW QUIET NOW IT'S TIME FOR IT TO BE READ

      DRIFTING OFF TO SSMB, PUT THE STATUS BEHIND YOU

      DRIFTING OFF TO SSMB, LET THE JOY OF POSTING FIND YOU

    23. Tara

      Tara

      IN THIS FORUM (HIS FORUM) OPINIONS ARE STRONG

      IN THIS FORUM (HIS FORUM) YOU CAN WRITE AN OPEN BOOK

      IN THIS FORUM (HIS FORUM) CIVIL DISCUSSION DOES NOT EXIST

      IN THIS FORUM OF FORUMS EVERY STAFF SLAPS YOUR WRISTS

      [Also, if you're trying to say you're going to bed, good night!]

    24. Speederino

      Speederino

      (Actually I wasn't, but I will soon enough, lol)

      DING DING DING GET THE COMMENT COMMENT COMMENT

      I'M A STATUS ELECTRONIC AND I'M GONNA BE THE KING

      TO THE COMMENT COMMENT COMMENT GET THE POST POST POST

      WHEN YOU REALLY REPLY HIGH SET ME FREE AND WE WILL FLY

    25. Tara

      Tara

      POSTIN' - Don't give it up Akito, POSTIN' - Don't give it up Element, POSTIN' - Don't give it up, Lyra GIVE IT UP GIVE IT UP GIVE IT UP GIVE IT UP NO

      HERE'S HOW THE STORY GOES

      WE FIND OUT ABOUT A TREASURE IN THE SONIC FORUM

      AND I'M TOO LAZY TO FINISH THIS

    26. spinny

      spinny

      OH OPINION THE OPINION THAT DOZES IN THE SSMB

      POST IT ALL AWAY

      NO-ONE CAN CORRECT YOU

      NOBODY CAN FLAME YOU

      YOU LIVE IN THE SSMB FOREVER

  9. The Switch version of BotW has an update. I wonder if it's anything remotely significant?

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    2. KHCast

      KHCast

      We need to be progressive guys. Link needs to fuck the master sword

    3. Celestia

      Celestia

      Now who's calling who 'master'

      Spoiler

      This is the worst thing I've said on here I think

       

    4. Shaddy Zaphod

      Shaddy Zaphod

      Depends on what bit is going where.

    5. Strickerx5

      Strickerx5

      ouch, no kh no

    6. KHCast

      KHCast

      Are you implying Link wouldn't be the dom?

    7. Shaddy Zaphod

      Shaddy Zaphod

      Not if I was involved.

    8. Wraith

      Wraith

      Link is such a sub guys cmon

    9. KHCast

      KHCast

      Oh I was referring to @Celestia lol

       

      also lol

    10. Celestia

      Celestia

      Quote

       

      Are you implying Link wouldn't be the dom?

       

      His name literally rhymes with twink

      Spoiler

      And this is the best thing I've said on here

       

    11. KHCast

      KHCast

      How does an inadamite object dominate someone??? (Unless Fi wakes back up)

    12. Shaddy Zaphod

      Shaddy Zaphod

      Well, it has that pointy bit on the bottom of the hilt

    13. Wraith

      Wraith

      Fi loves giving orders

    14. Speederino

      Speederino

      "Master, I see you require a tutorial on sexual intercourse. Hold your Wii remote like this..."

    15. Strickerx5

      Strickerx5

      what is this status

    16. Shaddy Zaphod

      Shaddy Zaphod

      I definitely have images relating to this subject.

       

    17. KHCast

      KHCast

      The master sword ain't loyal tho. You know how many times it's fucked Ganon and his minions over? Link would just be the side chick 

      @Princess Zeldarino "Master, your energy is running low. Please recharge"

    18. Celestia

      Celestia

      Actual spoilers I guess:

      Spoiler

      From what I gather it's implied Fi can possibly still talk right? So it'd be kinda like phone sex

       

      I like how this all happened in a status about a patch

    19. KHCast

      KHCast

      Can't imagine if it was pertaining to flat out DLC

    20. Shaddy Zaphod

      Shaddy Zaphod

      Phone sex would be boring with Fi though since she can only talk in statistics

       

      Like "master there is a 78% chance that I'm a dirty girl" it just seems unsexy

    21. Celestia

      Celestia

      idk I'd be into it

    22. Shaddy Zaphod

      Shaddy Zaphod

      Phone sex in general seems unappealing since you can't actually know if the person on the other side is doing what they say they are

    23. Celestia

      Celestia

      I guess it's a rare real world situation where you need a suspension of disbelief

    24. Wraith

      Wraith

      Imaaaaagination

    25. KHCast

      KHCast

      What have I started lol?

    26. Shaddy Zaphod
  10. What is this shit I'm fucking hearing about me not having been a butler before my accident?

    1. Show previous comments  1 more
    2. Ferno
    3. DocAzure

      DocAzure

      Aw shit...

    4. Space☆Tomoki

      Space☆Tomoki

      I thought you were pretending to be a butler, and I was just rolling with it.

    5. Sixth-Rate Soma

      Sixth-Rate Soma

      I order you to retrieve your memories right this instant, or I start docking pay.

    6. Speederino

      Speederino

      SOMEONE HERE HAS A LOT OF EXPLAINING TO DO!!!

      Well that's it, I am *not* going back in my cage tonight. NOBODY IS MAKING ME DO SHIT FROM HERE ON OUT!

    7. Ferno
    8. Space☆Tomoki

      Space☆Tomoki

      Calm down, drama queen. I'll tell you everything.

    9. -blank-

      -blank-

      Uh...

      *hits Speedy over the head multiple times with a baseball bat*

    10. Sixth-Rate Soma

      Sixth-Rate Soma

      Butlerino, the truth is... you are actually the princess Knucklesette from the far away planet of Recolour. We've kidnapped you as our slave until you can get us the rebel plans!

    11. Space☆Tomoki

      Space☆Tomoki

      You're real name is Kenny, and you go under the alias "Speederino". You like Sonic the Hedgehog and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, and you especially like a background pony named Lyra. You're friends with a lot of folks here, and we were just messin' with you. You also like food. A lot.

    12. Sixth-Rate Soma

      Sixth-Rate Soma

      The other truth is that Tomoki is a notorious liar.

    13. Tails spin

      Tails spin

      actually Butlerino you are a 10 yr old boy who is in a coma for the past yr and you have dreamt of going to different regions collecting little creatures.

    14. Speederino

      Speederino

      *knocks baseball bat away*

      Tomoki, I lost my memory. Everyone told me I was their butler, that this is where I belonged. That THIS was my life. I have been kept in a cage, physically abused, humiliated, tortured, and just generally been made a slave. And no, I am not paid. I am LITERALLY a slave! So don't "drama queen" me >:U

    15. DocAzure

      DocAzure

      ...and giving DocAzure many gifts, you like that too.

    16. Ferno

      Ferno

      you're a lamp and we love you

      you are best lamp

      you bright up our day

    17. Speederino

      Speederino

      *sees Tomoki's new response*

      I see. I see. Thank you for telling me this.

      Excuse me for a bit.

    18. Space☆Tomoki

      Space☆Tomoki

      Also, ElementofChaos is like your virtual BFF or something here, but there you have it. That's all I know.

    19. Sixth-Rate Soma

      Sixth-Rate Soma

      *docks Tomoki's pay*

    20. Chibinuva

      Chibinuva

      Inferno I want that .GIF framed on my wall.

    21. Space☆Tomoki

      Space☆Tomoki

      What pay? I've been working for free!

    22. Sixth-Rate Soma

      Sixth-Rate Soma

      Now you pay me fifteen dollars an hour.

    23. Space☆Tomoki

      Space☆Tomoki

      I'm not paying anything! Screw that!

    24. Sixth-Rate Soma

      Sixth-Rate Soma

      I wasn't *asking*, Slavemoki. *whip*

    25. Debug Ring

      Debug Ring

      I said you were my traveling companion too....

    26. Space☆Tomoki

      Space☆Tomoki

      Fuck that! C'mon Speedy, viva la RESISTANCE! FREEDOM!

  11. Do you see what happens, Soma? Do you see what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass?!

    1. Sixth-Rate Soma

      Sixth-Rate Soma

      i get poked and prodded by some random chick on the internet?

    2. Speederino

      Speederino

      No, you get *killed* by some random chick on the internet!

    3. Sixth-Rate Soma

      Sixth-Rate Soma

      so, like a death of a thousand pokes?

    4. Speederino

      Speederino

      If that's what kills you, then yes!

    5. Sixth-Rate Soma

      Sixth-Rate Soma

      kills me?

      man, do i have a lot to teach you about unlife.

    6. Speederino

      Speederino

      You're bluffing!

    7. Sixth-Rate Soma

      Sixth-Rate Soma

      bluffing?

      man, do i have a lot to teach you about life in general.

    8. Speederino

      Speederino

      You talk a big game, but I don't believe you for a second!

    9. Sixth-Rate Soma

      Sixth-Rate Soma

      i guess that's fair.

      can you tell your friend to maybe get a stronger back-scratcher though? this one's all blunty. :(

    10. Speederino

      Speederino

      Wait, hold on let's back up a second. If I'm a ghost...does this mean NOTHING can be done to-in a manner of speaking-kill me again? Am I truly stuck on this forum for the rest of eternity!!??

    11. Sixth-Rate Soma

      Sixth-Rate Soma

      nah. you just have to chant "sonic heroes was a great game" forty times into a mirror on a new moon. 's why i could never keep soniman down for long.

    12. Speederino

      Speederino

      And then what, we undead just cease to exist?

    13. Sixth-Rate Soma

      Sixth-Rate Soma

      then you go back to un-unlife. except your middle name is cursed to be "filbert" for all of eternity.

    14. Speederino

      Speederino

      Hmm...I'm not sure the reward is worth the deed. What if an undead wants to pass from this world completely? Like, into true death or whatever?

    15. Sixth-Rate Soma

      Sixth-Rate Soma

      it may seem easy, but you have to understand just what game we're talking about here.

    16. Sixth-Rate Soma

      Sixth-Rate Soma

      then you become a sonic recolor. no turning back.

    17. Speederino

      Speederino

      Becoming a recolor >>>> Saying Sonic Heroes was a great game

      What do I have to do to become a recolor?

    18. Sixth-Rate Soma

      Sixth-Rate Soma

      visit deviant art.

      the rest will come with ease.

    19. Speederino

      Speederino

      Okay, I will then. But can I make one last request, before moving permanently into the afterlife?

    20. Sixth-Rate Soma
    21. Speederino

      Speederino

      It's a bit silly, really, since it's not like it's going to matter anymore once I'm permanently gone. But before you filled my mouth-hole with molten lead, I was working on a story. I didn't get far into it, but could you just offer me your opinion on what's there really quick?

      http://tinyurl.com/c5rml7y

    22. Sixth-Rate Soma

      Sixth-Rate Soma

      i didn't know they accepted show-offs into the afterlife

    23. Sixth-Rate Soma

      Sixth-Rate Soma

      but uh yeah good

    24. Speederino

      Speederino

      Oh, they'll accept anyone. Including MACE-WIELDING-DEMON-THINGS THAT ARE STUPID ENOUGH TO CLICK A DISGUISED DEVIANT ART LINK!!!

      HAVE FUN BEING A RECOLOR, BITCH!

      *runs*

    25. Sixth-Rate Soma

      Sixth-Rate Soma

      axe-wielding, doofus.

  12. Slaveri- I mean, Butlerino wants a hug too, sirs and madames!

    1. Debug Ring

      Debug Ring

      Hey babe...

      *Hugs passionately*

    2. Klinsy
    3. Speederino

      Speederino

      Doc, you have a machine that traves through time and space...is there any way you can use it to track down Lyra?

      I just want to know if she's safe.

    4. Debug Ring

      Debug Ring

      Actually, we went to Adipose III together, and she decided to stay and become 'Nanny' to the Adipose.

    5. Speederino

      Speederino

      WHAT!? Will I ever get to see her again!!??

      ...At least I have this picture of her in a top hat to remember her by...

    6. Debug Ring

      Debug Ring

      Maybe you can go to Adipose III and join her? It'd relieve you of your butler duties and you'd become 'Nannyrino' or something.

    7. Speederino

      Speederino

      Why, that sounds like a SPLENDID idea!!! Thank you Doctor!

    8. Debug Ring

      Debug Ring

      Would you like a lift?

    9. Speederino

      Speederino

      Yes. Please, take me away from this hellhole!

    10. Debug Ring

      Debug Ring

      Come along, then!

      *Takes Butlerino to Adipose III*

    11. Speederino

      Speederino

      Thank you so much, Doctor. You truly are a life-saver. And hey look, there's Lyra! Hey Lyra, it's good to see you. What are these little white blob things crawling all over you? Are these the Adipose? ...You don't seem to thrilled about taking care of these. Well, two people are better than one! I SHALL HELP YOU!

      *30 minutes later*

      DOCTOR IF YOU CAN HEAR ME WE REALLY NEED YOU TO TAKE US BACK OH MY GOD THEY WON'T STOP CRAWLING ALL OVER US

    12. Debug Ring

      Debug Ring

      I'M SORRY I CAN'T HEAR YOU SO I CAN'T TAKE YOU BACK LIKE YOU REQUESTED

    13. Speederino

      Speederino

      IF YOU COULDN'T HEAR ME HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT WE WERE REQUESTING TO BE TAKEN BACK???

    14. Debug Ring
    15. Speederino

      Speederino

      WELL IF YOU'RE SMART ENOUGH TO GUESS THAT WE WANT OFF THIS PLANET THEN WHY ARE YOU LEAVING US HERE???

    16. Debug Ring

      Debug Ring

      FINE, "NANNYRINO". YOU KNOW, YOU ALWAYS GET YOUR WAY IN THE END WITH ME!

    17. Speederino

      Speederino

      OH I'M SORRY WHO REQUESTED 50 MUFFINS EARLIER AND ENDED UP GETTING 100 INSTEAD, HUH?

    18. Debug Ring
    19. Speederino

      Speederino

      NO I'M PRETTY SURE I WAS THE ONE WHO *MADE* THE MUFFINS AND GAVE THEM TO *YOU*

      LOOK REALLY I THINK THESE WHITE BLOBS WANT TO SMOTHER US TO DEATH

    20. Debug Ring

      Debug Ring

      I'M COMING!

      *Arrives*

      WELL ARE YA COMING OR WHAT?

    21. Speederino

      Speederino

      YES

      *gets on*

      LOOK REALLY WE DON'T MEAN TO BE A BOTHER IT'S JUST WE KEEP GETTING PLACED IN DANGEROUS SITUATIONS

      *clears throat*

      Okay, enough yelling...I guess we're gonna be butlers again, Lyra. Sorry. ;-;

    22. Debug Ring

      Debug Ring

      No. You can be my Nanny instead.

    23. Speederino

      Speederino

      Wasn't I already kind of that, anyways?

      :P

  13. Together, we can make this status something that will be remembered for days to come!

    1. Uraraka

      Uraraka

      this status has been placed in a scrapbook so we can remember it for days to come!

    2. Brad
    3. Klinsy

      Klinsy

      We all need to work together to build a better life, to make it what we feel, we have to make it real.

    4. Celestia

      Celestia

      LET'S DO THIS.

    5. Uraraka

      Uraraka

      we all did it together!

    6. RosaRosaRosalina

      RosaRosaRosalina

      THE REAL SUPER POWER OF TEAMWORK

    7. super saiyan weegee
    8. GreatAndPowerful

      GreatAndPowerful

      Yes we can! ...But I don't know how. :(

    9. Uraraka

      Uraraka

      chaos emerald!

    10. Sixth-Rate Soma

      Sixth-Rate Soma

      I don't care what you're saying, as you turn to me.

    11. Uraraka
    12. super saiyan weegee
    13. Celestia

      Celestia

      *throws flaming confetti*

    14. Uraraka

      Uraraka

      time for a food fight!! *throws icecream*

    15. Speederino

      Speederino

      My butt is a butt

    16. Uraraka

      Uraraka

      c'mon now with me everybody! c'mon get happy! there's nothing better than being together, when were happy!

    17. GreatAndPowerful

      GreatAndPowerful

      I know! Speederino should use this status to propose to his true love!

    18. Uraraka
    19. Celestia

      Celestia

      Me, I'm his true love!

    20. Speederino

      Speederino

      True ele, and I would...but we're already married. :3

    21. GreatAndPowerful

      GreatAndPowerful

      Then you two should renew your vows! :D

    22. Speederino

      Speederino

      I don't think we made vows, come to think of it.

      Sure, why not.

      Ele, I vow to vow a vow that vows my vow is a good vow to vow.

    23. spinny

      spinny

      taco taco meat wraps a smack on mah bait

  14. OMG DID YOU HEAR THE NEWS!?

    1. Gregzilla

      Gregzilla

      If it's the news that I heard, then yes, I heard the news!

    2. Celestia

      Celestia

      OMG NO WHAT HAPPENED?!

    3. Space☆Tomoki
    4. Komodin

      Komodin

      What happened now?!

    5. -Robin-
    6. Speederino

      Speederino

      Well guys, I hate to be the bearer of bad news but

      John Candy is dead ;A;

    7. Celestia

      Celestia

      HE DIED THE SAME YEAR I WAS BORN THIS IS NOT NEWS SPEEDY

    8. The Weeb with No Name
    9. Space☆Tomoki

      Space☆Tomoki

      ...never heard of him.

    10. goku262002

      goku262002

      Google him and get the fucking joke.

    11. Speederino

      Speederino

      ...

      Are you two fucking serious? >:U

    12. goku262002

      goku262002

      YES LIKE ALL THE SERIOUSLY FUCKING TIME. IM SUPA FUCKEN CERIAL ITS NOT FUNNY!!

    13. Jix Hedgehog

      Jix Hedgehog

      You kids need to brush up on classic comedies

    14. GEO1452

      GEO1452

      Nah, im good with modern comedy

    15. Space☆Tomoki

      Space☆Tomoki

      Ohhhhh... that guy! I remember him from Space Balls.

    16. Speederino

      Speederino

      You guys are implying that you have never seen Spaceballs. YOU. HAVE. NEVER. SEEN. SPACEBALLS!!!

    17. Speederino

      Speederino

      Oh. Well that was weird timing.

    18. Space☆Tomoki

      Space☆Tomoki

      That movie was hilarious. Can't believe I forgot that guy's name.

    19. Celestia

      Celestia

      Tomoki, you are hereby forgiven. Such is the power of the Schwartz.

    20. GEO1452

      GEO1452

      Spaceballs? Whats that?

    21. Space☆Tomoki

      Space☆Tomoki

      A Star Wars parody film that you should watch now.

    22. Space☆Tomoki

      Space☆Tomoki

      @element: "I see yours is as big as mine."

    23. Speederino

      Speederino

      My 7 year old nephew knows what Spaceballs is, there is truly no excuse >:I

  15. I am back, sirs and madames. Do you require my services?

    1. Tara

      Tara

      Help me get dressed.

    2. Sixth-Rate Soma

      Sixth-Rate Soma

      Put on this fire dress and argue with the neighbors.

    3. Ferno

      Ferno

      ...i require another massage

    4. Jack / Joker

      Jack / Joker

      Dance on the rooftop while naked.

      It pleases me.

    5. Debug Ring

      Debug Ring

      Yeah, I'm feeling.... Hmm.. What do you call it when someone wants sexual pleasure?

    6. Iggy

      Iggy

      I know I freed you from my service, but can you please bake me a fudge chocolate cake? In return I'll give you a huge jar of cookie dough and a spoon to eat it with.

    7. Sly4Good

      Sly4Good

      Buy me another Zebra!

    8. Speederino

      Speederino

      @ Akito Very well sir. Would you like me to pick out an outfit as well?

      @ Soma *eep* Uh...a-argue about w-what, sirmadame?

      @ Inferno I'm kind of swamped here, but Lyra will HAPPILY assist you in that (no matter what lip she might give me)

      @ Megatron and Eleventh Doctor I might be able kill two birds with one stone here.

    9. King Frosty

      King Frosty

      Get me a pepsi

    10. Sixth-Rate Soma

      Sixth-Rate Soma

      Argue about the state of scientific progress in Garfield.

    11. Speederino

      Speederino

      @ ReallyKindRantingLady Of course, it would be my pleasure! You can keep the cookie dough, you've done more than enough for me already!

      @ Sly Very well, sir. Where would I acquire one?

    12. Space☆Tomoki

      Space☆Tomoki

      Get me a girlfriend.

    13. Tara

      Tara

      Of course. Do you think I even know what my pants look like?

    14. Debug Ring

      Debug Ring

      Oh that reminds me.

      BRING MORE MUFFINS!!!

    15. Sly4Good

      Sly4Good

      @Butlerino You can find some in Africa. Or in pretty much every zoo in America.

    16. Speederino

      Speederino

      @ Edward *gives pepsi*

      @ Soma *is no longer able to contain fear of axe/mace wielding demon thing and breaks down crying*

      @ Tomoki May I recommend a dating site, sir?

      @ Akito Very well, then. *dresses you in a t-shirt and shorts* Is that good?

      @ Doctor Of course, sir. What variety of muffin would you like?

    17. Ferno

      Ferno

      Soma give me my really really long shirt back

    18. Klinsy

      Klinsy

      Help DOOM destroy.... Er, I mean help me find a picture for an article about lions.

    19. Debug Ring

      Debug Ring

      Every.

      But mostly Chocolate chip or Double Chocolate.

    20. Speederino

      Speederino

      @ Sly Right away then, sir!

    21. Debug Ring

      Debug Ring

      And make sure they're here before the other task I set you. I'd like to eat while you're 'performing'....

    22. Tara

      Tara

      I HATE SHORTS.

  16. ...Wait, hold on a second. How has everyone been pronouncing my screenname for the last three years? The "rino" part, specifically.

    1. Diogenes
    2. Speederino
    3. Celestia
    4. Gregzilla
    5. Tara

      Tara

      Speed er reeno?

    6. Frogging101

      Frogging101

      Speeder-eeno is how I've been pronouncing it.

    7. Crow the BOOLET
    8. FourCartridge
    9. Klinsy
    10. NGw00d

      NGw00d

      speed-er-eeno

    11. Speederino

      Speederino

      Okay, it seems most people are getting it right, it's supposed to be "eeno". It just NOW occurred to me how easily that can be mispronounced.

    12. Blue Wisp
    13. Blue Wisp

      Blue Wisp

      (kidding, speeda-reeno)

    14. Speederino
    15. Shrek

      Shrek

      Shrek-a-rhino

    16. Blue Wisp

      Blue Wisp

      im not even sure anymore D:

    17. Speederino

      Speederino

      Actually, Shrek is the only one to TRULY get it right.

    18. Old dead account

      Old dead account

      Speed-ah-ree-noh

      Like Nidorino

    19. Chaos Warp
    20. Ferno

      Ferno

      mr. bubblebutt

      and he was called mr bubblebutt

      and everything was right

    21. Speederino

      Speederino

      Hey, Mr. Bubblebutt was my father!

  17. If you reply to this status...a puppy will be born :3

    1. Jack / Joker
    2. Jack / Joker
    3. Jack / Joker
    4. Jack / Joker
    5. Chibinuva
    6. Chibinuva
    7. Chibinuva
    8. Chibinuva
    9. Chibinuva
    10. Chibinuva
    11. Chibinuva
    12. #AR

      #AR

      okaaaaaaaaaaay.

    13. spinny

      spinny

      PUPPYYYYYYYYYY! :D

    14. Autosaver

      Autosaver

      SSMB just caused overpopulation - ..sadly all the dogs died.

    15. Chaos Warp
    16. PeanutButterDimond

      PeanutButterDimond

      Name him mr. Fancy.

    17. Dr. Homem

      Dr. Homem

      A puppy is born? Good! Now I can kill it.

    18. Speederino

      Speederino

      wtf is going on here

    19. Dr. Crusher

      Dr. Crusher

      I'll bring the needles.

    20. Komodin

      Komodin

      Happy birthday, puppy!

    21. Celestia
  18. Reaction: You wake up as your avatar

    1. Jack / Joker

      Jack / Joker

      been there, done that

    2. Enderwoman

      Enderwoman

      i gotta motherfuckin drill for a hand yeahhh

    3. #EndyGate

      #EndyGate

      I'm the most adorable

    4. Shrek

      Shrek

      I already am my avatar.

    5. Wraith
    6. TheOcelot

      TheOcelot

      I do every day.

    7. Klinsy

      Klinsy

      I always wondered how it would be like to have this hair.

    8. Chaos Warp

      Chaos Warp

      A game boxart? Ugh......

    9. Debug Ring

      Debug Ring

      This is even better than sex.

    10. DarkLight

      DarkLight

      This'll be sweet....

    11. spinny

      spinny

      i walk around stiffly and collect little birds that are either green, red blue or purple and give either an echidna or a fox 50 golden rings to enter the most pathetic special stage known to mankind.

      yeah.

    12. The KKM

      The KKM

      Wonder where my eye went.

    13. Celestia

      Celestia

      Err, who, the one on the left or the one on the right?

    14. Nepenthe

      Nepenthe

      Well, this is awkward.

    15. Chibinuva

      Chibinuva

      ...is it too late to change my avatar back to Blaze?

    16. Clades Jin

      Clades Jin

      /goes off to stop Saturos and Menardi

    17. Kamakai

      Kamakai

      I get more soda.

    18. Cyrus

      Cyrus

      A cartoon version of myself? I'd torture my classmates with slapstick violence involving an absurdly large hammer that I keep pulling out of my hammer space!.

    19. Old dead account

      Old dead account

      I'd party soft I guess

    20. Nintendoga

      Nintendoga

      Well,time to start a terrorist revolution.

    21. goku262002
  19. hewwo

    1. Jack / Joker
    2. Debug Ring

      Debug Ring

      Oh no...

      It was from Clom.

    3. C4k3

      C4k3

      holy shit, my heart

    4. spinny

      spinny

      Awwwwww, look at Lyra, she's so cuuuute! *hugs*

      Huh?

      *sees Babyrino*

      Oh yeah. Get in the cot.

    5. Speederino

      Speederino

      *stares blankly and drools*

    6. spinny

      spinny

      *picks Babyrino up and places him in cot, walking off with baby!Lyra*

    7. Debug Ring

      Debug Ring

      It's okay, I speak baby. Yes, I do. I'll translate for him.

    8. Tara

      Tara

      That is soooooooooooooooooooooooo cute!!!! <3

    9. Speederino
    10. Jack / Joker

      Jack / Joker

      If you puke on me, you're going right out that window.

    11. spinny

      spinny

      *Babyrino sees a girl poop in the river*

    12. Speederino

      Speederino

      *has stinky diaper* Poopies :D

    13. spinny

      spinny

      AW PHEEEEEEEEWWWWWW >:U

      *throws Babyrino out of window*

      ...fuck i'd be a terrible father

    14. Debug Ring

      Debug Ring

      He said "The gods will rise from the cracks, where you are to make peace or be destroyed."

      Well...

    15. Klinsy

      Klinsy

      Jim Henson's SSMB Babies.

    16. Speederino

      Speederino

      WAAAAAAAAAAH ;A;

    17. spinny

      spinny

      *sees Lyra cry with puppy eyes*

      *sigh* Okay, I'll go get him. *dives out of window*

    18. Place

      Place

      SSMB I am legitimately terrified

    19. Space☆Tomoki

      Space☆Tomoki

      C'mon, kid! Do the EG Stomp!

    20. Speederino

      Speederino

      *sees EG Stomp*

      WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

  20. Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Butt

    1. AlphaRuby

      AlphaRuby

      Harry Potter and the Butt of Secrets

    2. Solly

      Solly

      Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Butt.

    3. AlphaRuby

      AlphaRuby

      Harry Potter and the Butt of Fire

    4. Sixth-Rate Soma

      Sixth-Rate Soma

      Harry Potter and The Butt of the Phoenix

    5. AlphaRuby

      AlphaRuby

      Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Butt

    6. Speederino

      Speederino

      Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Butt

    7. Speederino
    8. TheOcelot

      TheOcelot

      Harry Potter and the Butt of Secrets.

    9. AlphaRuby

      AlphaRuby

      @Speederino :P

      Harry Potter and the Deathly Butts

    10. Milo

      Milo

      Harry Potter and the Deathly Butts

    11. AlphaRuby

      AlphaRuby

      DAMMIT GUYS STOP PLAGIARIZING ME >:U

    12. Speederino

      Speederino

      Fantastic Butts and Where to Find Them

    13. Milo

      Milo

      Sorry Vader, didn't see it, honest! D:

      Fantastic Butts and Where to Find Them

    14. Milo

      Milo

      OH COME ON!

    15. w00tkins

      w00tkins

      The Tales of Beedle the Butt

    16. AlphaRuby

      AlphaRuby

      Gabe, for your crimes of mass plagiarism, you will be thrown in jail immediately!

    17. Milo

      Milo

      *steals cars and drives away*

      YOU'RE NEVER CAPTURE ME!

    18. AlphaRuby

      AlphaRuby

      *blows up Gabe's car*

    19. KHCast

      KHCast

      @dwibs

      You mean asscaban?

    20. AlphaRuby

      AlphaRuby

      @WiiFit Yup!

  21. Great, not only am I dead. My spirit is literally trapped inside SSMB. THANK YOU CRAZY-AXE-WIELDING-DEMON!!!

    1. Sixth-Rate Soma
    2. Klinsy

      Klinsy

      I'm going to eat these power pellets and you're not going to stop me!

    3. Speederino

      Speederino

      ...Soma, is there something you're not telling me? >:/

    4. Sixth-Rate Soma

      Sixth-Rate Soma

      and for goodness' sake, don't you know a mace when you've seen one?

    5. Red Cap

      Red Cap

      You changed your avatar. Now I won't be reading your statuses and posts in a hyperactive little girl's voice.

    6. Speederino

      Speederino

      There's only one way to be sure you're my killer, Soma. Tell me, how EXACTLY did I die?

    7. Sixth-Rate Soma

      Sixth-Rate Soma

      Kill you? Man, I just filled your mouth-hole with molten lead. What kinda baby pushes up daisies over a little prank?

    8. Speederino

      Speederino

      OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!

      You are going to regret this. So hard.

    9. Sixth-Rate Soma

      Sixth-Rate Soma

      maybe you should watch a nice comedy like the shining and get your sense of humor together, comrade.

    10. -blank-

      -blank-

      The heck happened here?

    11. Speederino

      Speederino

      SENSE OF HUMOR!!?? Thanks to you I am literally trapped inside this Sonic-forsaken forum. This is worse then all the levels of Hell combined! And you want me to LIGHTEN UP!!??

    12. Klinsy

      Klinsy

      Spooky stuff, Blarie, spooky stuff ... and corn.

    13. Speederino

      Speederino

      Soma killed me, Blaire! ;A;

    14. Sixth-Rate Soma

      Sixth-Rate Soma

      well yeah. geez, scrooge.

    15. Klinsy

      Klinsy

      *Blaire ... Sorry about that.

    16. Celestia

      Celestia

      So, what's it like being a ghost?

    17. Sixth-Rate Soma

      Sixth-Rate Soma

      element, it's too hard to explain. especially to you, of all people.

    18. -blank-

      -blank-

      ...Soma killed you? Well then, I shall have to... *pulls out saber, cackling madly*

    19. Speederino

      Speederino

      YEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

      BLAIRE! BLAIRE! BLAIRE! BLAIRE!

    20. Celestia

      Celestia

      I'll have you know, I'm an expert on Ghost...ology. Ghostology. Yes. That is definitely the word for it.

  22. *is lugging a rolled up carpet to the dumpster* Just throwing out this old carpet, no dead bodies in here, nope.

    1. spinny

      spinny

      (hey boss, where are we dumping this shit again...?)

    2. Speederino

      Speederino

      (I said the dumpster ya dumb mook!)

    3. spinny

      spinny

      (...wow. *facepalm* Gotcha, boss.) *drags along with you*

    4. Ferno

      Ferno

      OH HEY, THAT IS A NICE CARPET

      S-SINCE YOU'RE THROWING IT OUT CAN I HAVE IT, I REALLY LIKE THAT COLOR

    5. Speederino

      Speederino

      Pal, you don't want this one. It's old, smells bad, and has bloo- uh, juice stains.

    6. spinny

      spinny

      (heheheh, I think he bought it. Good job boss)

    7. Boomer

      Boomer

      Oh hey guys, what a strange co-incidence. I was just dumping my "carpet" too!

    8. Speederino

      Speederino

      And I didn't even order anyone dead. That's what I like about you Richards, you take initiative!

      Mook, take notes from him and you'll go far in this family.

    9. Boomer

      Boomer

      Boss you didn't use the brackets. They'll now know about the carpet.

    10. Klinsy

      Klinsy

      Oh hey, free carpets! *Takes them both*

    11. spinny

      spinny

      Oh, hey there sir. If you see any stains... that's just juice and coffee. Yup, totally blood-free.

    12. Speederino

      Speederino

      (But I didn't say anything about the stiffs in the un-bracketed post. They're SUPPOSED to think they're just carpets, ya mook! Speaking of which...)

      *points a gun at Maximoff*

      Drop em

    13. Klinsy

      Klinsy

      Why? You're throwing them away anyways.

    14. Speederino

      Speederino

      Because I said so, that's why.

    15. Boomer

      Boomer

      Maxmioff if you really want some carpets we have some nice new ones in our charity shop. The money goes to some third world country too!

    16. Klinsy

      Klinsy

      Eh, these carpets are smelly anyways. ... Oh hey, the cops are here, wonder why.

    17. Speederino

      Speederino

      (Hah, I own the police in this town...right? Richards, mook, we DO own the police don't we?)

    18. Boomer

      Boomer

      (I think so. If not we'll just kill them.)

    19. spinny

      spinny

      (I think so, boss. We can always coax our way out if it gets rough anyway.)

  23. *buys and downloads Stardew Valley*

    *puts a sign on the door that says: "On spring break, do not disturb under ANY circumstances. Srsly. Don't even reply to this status*

    1. NGw00d

      NGw00d

      fuk u pal

    2. Speederino

      Speederino

      Do. Not. Disturb.

    3. FriendBot

      FriendBot

      HEYSPEEDYHEARDYOUGOTSTARDEWVALLEYHOWISITMUSTBEPRETTYGOODAMIRITESOHOWSYOURSEXLIFE

    4. Celestia

      Celestia

      *removes sign and replaces it with one that says "go ahead and disturb me at any time"*

    5. Speederino

      Speederino

      guys you have one job

      ONE JOB

      u r failing

    6. FriendBot

      FriendBot

      Nah fam, who needs jobs when you can shitpost?

    7. Celestia

      Celestia

      *adds post-it note that says "also reply to this status as much as possible" to new sign*

    8. Speederino

      Speederino

      DO NOT TOUCH THE SIGN