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  1. If America ever has another civil war, it’s not gonna be over equality or political differences. It’s gonna be over how we like to eat our pizza.

    1. Speederino


      You think I’m joking, but go find a forum or social media thread discussing people’s preferred pizza and learn the true definition of toxicity.

    2. TheOcelot


       The Pizzapocalypse.

    3. KHCast


      Pizzagate 2.0

    4. AWild No.1 washed up gamer

      AWild No.1 washed up gamer

      I should go there and bring this, 


    5. Your Vest Friend

      Your Vest Friend

      Hot take: If people are outraged at pineapple on pizza, wait until they learn of pineapple on gammon...with egg.

    6. KHCast


      Fruit pizza is the best dessert. Come at me 

  2. Ronald McDonald, the Burger King, Wendy, and Jack Box are thrown into an arena with a single, sharpened spear. Only one can leave alive. Who is it?

  3. There's no "I" in "team". But there is an "e" and an "m", which can be used to spell "me". Which is the same thing as saying "I". So there actually is an "I" in "team".

    1. Kiva Fever

      Kiva Fever

      You know I was thinking this the whole time for the past couple of months

    2. Blue Blood

      Blue Blood

      You have to you use some linguistic gymnastics to find you make yourself the most important part of the team though. 

    3. I Have Berry!

      I Have Berry!

      There is also "meat" in team. I'd be more willing to cooperate in a team if they stick their promise of giving us meat

  4. Wait wait wait, the Destroy All Humans remake is out!? I hadn’t heard a peep about it since the reveal trailer and had no idea it was close to release, let alone...*out* out.

    1. NegaMetallix


      Yeah, I'd seen maybe one or two tweets announcing the game's release recently, but that's about it. Weird.

  5. The loneliest goat sees the last sunset last.

  6. Simp-son, eh?

  7. I've never played Fable before, looks like it should be up my alley. Although $35 on Steam for Anniversary seems a bit much for a six year old remaster of a (then) ten year old game buuuuuuuuuut maybe.

    Guess I could track down the 360 version, too.

    1. pppp


      From what I've heard, Fable 1 and 2 are great, but 3 was a disappointment.

  8. I didn't watch the thing but I heard the words "Elder Scrolls-style game by Obsidian" and hi I am here now, internet. You have my attention.

  9. As much as I genuinely love my usual diet of burgers, pizza, burritos, and pizza burritos, I’m getting kinda tired of the same old foods day in and day out and am looking to try new stuff. It’s just hard to gamble on something that might turn out absolutely disgusting, you know?

  10. I swear my phone is actively listening to my conversations. I call and make a haircut appointment, go to add it to my calendar, and it automatically suggests a haircut appointment at the exact time I scheduled it for.

  11. You're finished, Stardew.

    1. Speederino


      Real talk, I kinda appreciate how Natsume has clearly stopped even pretending that they're trying. Like, they know they're making shite so why bother?

    2. SenEDDtor Missile

      SenEDDtor Missile

      It's so bland and empty.

    3. Speederino


      My favorite are the barely-textured cows with half-completed walking animations.

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  13. Ghost of Tsushima and Friends of Mineral Town in the same week. Feeling kinda overwhelmed here, I just don't have the time to focus on both :U

    1. Thigolf


      Ghosts of Mineral Town

  14. Not very far in but my first impressions of that Friends of Mineral Town Remake: 👍

    1. JosepHenry


      Im so happy you can date both genders without a freaking mod or something, bless

  15. Watched that new AC Valhalla trailer. Was honestly feeling kinda meh until they revealed crowd blending is back. Yes, thank you. I have sorely missed that.

    1. Blue Blood

      Blue Blood

      Crowd blending was taken out of some games? Blimey. The last entry I played was Syndicate.

      Honestly didn't like what I saw of ACV. It looks like a reskinned Odyssey. The newer entires are these weird RPG-brawlers, not the stealthy platformers that the series used to be. They don't look like fun at all.

  16. Why the fuck did the devil go down to Georgia and challenge some kid to a fiddle fight, anyways? Doesn't he have anything better to do? Doesn't he have a domain to rule or whatever?

    I'm just saying, if Voldemort had randomly turned up in New Jersey and challenged someone at Dance Dance Revolution, there'd be questions.

    1. Waveshocker Sigma

      Waveshocker Sigma

      Cause he was in a bind and he was way behind and he was willing to make a deal~

      ...Which is still confusing as I'm trying to figure out how the devil could end up behind anything since he's in charge of himself.

    2. AWild No.1 washed up gamer

      AWild No.1 washed up gamer

      I heard the singer for that song passed.

  17. I'm thinking back to those gyro shrines in BoTW and it hit me that there must be people stuck having to do those on a Switch Lite without separate joycons. Poor fuckers.

    1. Blue Blood

      Blue Blood

      BotW simultaneously has some of the best and worst motion controls I've ever seen. For the bow, they're absolutely indispensable and a total game changer. For the shrines, they're cumbersome, confusing and unintuitive. The gyro shrines could be improved with some refinements to the motion controls (such as a button to reset the apparatus to it's starting position or a guide for how to hold the controller), but nope. Nintendo made them just about as awful as they can possibly be. 

    2. Speederino


      Right? I want gyro controls retroactively added to every game that features an aiming reticule. But fuck the shrines.

  18. Just curious, when you're a marathoning a movie series and you get to one you really don't like, do you skip it or suck it up and watch it anyways?

    1. KHCast


      *remembers binging the MCU films and watching The Incredible Hulk and the first Thor*

      suck it up for me. Gotta see it through to appreciate all these characters fully 

    2. Blue Blood

      Blue Blood

      I've never marathoned a film series before, because I could count the number of films I watch in a year on one hand. But if I'm binge-watching a TV  series and come to an episode that I dislike, I'll skip it without a second thought.

    3. NegaMetallix


      I usually just skip the ones I hate. Recently, me and my brother were marathoning the Star Wars films, but we both decided to just skip past Episodes 1 & 2 and start with 3 instead.

    4. PC the Hedgehog

      PC the Hedgehog

      If it's essential to the overarching plot, I'll watch it. Gotta get the whole experience, for better or worse.

  19. My 3DS is having some issues and last I checked Nintendo wasn't doing repairs at the moment, so I thought I'd bust out my older model 3DS for the time being. Wouldn't be a bad plan if I could FIND THE FUCKING CHARGER GRAHDJDKFBSLBFJDOEO

  20. “No shirt, no shoes, no service.” That’s fair. I can play by those rules. I’m just glad those signs don’t say anything about pants.

    1. I Have Berry!

      I Have Berry!

      Litterally the punchline to a Mickey Mouse cartoon

    2. Ferno


      come to think of it, right now they should update it to No shoes No shirt No mask No service

  21. I've been wanting to try Divinity Original Sin 2, I'm just afraid it's going to take me months to get through. A game like that is a major commitment for me nowadays >_>

  22. Is it just me or is the PS4 version of Jedi Fallen Order unstable as fuck? Even if I run it in performance mode I still get choppy cutscenes and the occassional crash.

    1. Ryannumber1Scarer


      I don't recall having too bad a time with it on PS4 Pro - although the load times were absolutely dreadful.

    2. NegaMetallix


      I can't say I've had it crash on me, but the performance definitely isn't the best, even on PS4 Pro.

      There's been a lot of times where enemies didn't immediately spawn in, often resulting in me getting surprised by an ambush of creatures and/or t-posing Stormtroopers. And yeah, the load times REALLY suck too.

      Much as I love Jedi: Fallen Order, its instability on PS4 can get pretty annoying at times. I'm curious to see how it'll run on PS5, and if that'll fix the issues.

  23. Everyone, stop what you're doing and watch this video. Take it to heart.

    1. I Have Berry!

      I Have Berry!

      "Or we will haunt your dreams"


      That's okay, you're gonna do that anyway

    2. KHCast


      Was that in your recommendations as well?

    3. Speederino


      Yeah I think this might be one of those videos that the Youtube algorithm has randomly blessed. And that's fine, this is a *super* important video.


    Oh nice, Star Wars Episode 1 Racer just surprise dropped on Switch. That's neat, it's just that these Aspyr-led Star Wars Switch ports have left a lot to be desired. Still, I might dip if it's not overpriced.

    Also do some good KotOR ports pls.

    Edit: Not a surprise drop, I just didn't know this was a thing until this exact moment lol

    1. Solister


      I knew it was coming but wasn't expecting it was that near.

      I never played the game and almost bought it on the May 4th sale for PC, but then went with the Jedi Academy series (Which honestly, I'm almost sure it wasn't such great deal).

      But yeah... the games sounds interesting. The PodRace level on LEGO was a nightmare. The game reminds a lot of the WipeOut series and honestly, I don't think such scene deserved the amount of promo it received.

  25. Can you float through the air when you smell a delicious pie?

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