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Speederino

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  1. That moment when you see movement out of the corner of your eye and think there may be a large hideous insect in your vicinity.

  2. So I'm going to gorge myself on junk food while listening to this for thext few hours, please nobody interrupt me. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPx-zkaKlTA

    1. Speederino
    2. super saiyan weegee
    3. The drunkard from space!
    4. Speederino

      Speederino

      *munch* *slurp* Ah, no sorry Abe, it really has to be TMNT related right now. Nothing else is going to let me wallow in misery quite as much *burp*

    5. The drunkard from space!
    6. Brawler Bear CC14

      Brawler Bear CC14

      This song's better, anyway:

    7. Speederino

      Speederino

      @ CC14 TAKE YOUR VENOMOUS LIES ELSEWHERE!

  3. I have a magic toenail, I keep it on my foot. It's always there to rescue me, when something goes kaput. It has the cutest cuticles, free of ALL disease. As toenails go it's really quite extra-ordin-ary. Thank you, thank you. Thank you magic toenail.

    1. Speederino

      Speederino

      I love my magic toenail. Sometimes I take my magic toenail to lunch, and give it a sandwich. Because it likes to eat the sandwiches.

    2. PC the Hedgehog

      PC the Hedgehog

      Bet it can't put you in a recording studio with the Chieftains.

    3. Speederino

      Speederino

      And just like that, I'm in a recording studio with the Chieftans!

  4. It amazes me that my Dad can be a former rocket scientist/robot engineer yet still has to ask extremely basic questions about internet usage on the iPhone.

    1. Sixth-Rate Soma

      Sixth-Rate Soma

      rockets /= smartphones

    2. Tara

      Tara

      Bringing new meaning to the slogan, "It's not rocket science."

    3. Speederino

      Speederino

      Oh believe me, he hears that one a lot.

  5. Oh good, I see the 'About Me' window is working again. PREPARE FOR AWESOMESAUCE.

  6. I'm really bored. Entertain me, SSMB.

  7. I need a new book to read. I keep meaning to ask my brother if I can borrow his Sherlock Holmes books, but noooooo, my mind has to completely forget that every time I'm around him.

    1. A Match in Oil Ocean Zone

      A Match in Oil Ocean Zone

      The Chaos Walking Trilogy

    2. Shrek

      Shrek

      Read 'Shrek' by William Steig.

  8. Hey, do you guys want to see a magic trick? Now I'm Spider-Man...

    1. Speederino

      Speederino

      AND NOW I'M NOT

    2. Lamor

      Lamor

      WOOOOOOAH!!!!

    3. Speederino

      Speederino

      REVEL IN THE GLORY OF MY MAGIC

    4. Old dead account

      Old dead account

      You're spiderman hugging a tree.

      Treehugging hippie

    5. Space☆Tomoki

      Space☆Tomoki

      I was about to say you were cool now, but then I saw Fluttershy...

    6. Chibinuva

      Chibinuva

      No Solaris. He's just casually putting his arm around the tree.

      ...which means he's either dating or crushing on the tree. He's a tree-lover.

    7. Speederino

      Speederino

      DEAL WITH IT, TOMOKI!

    8. Space☆Tomoki
    9. Mitt Romney

      Mitt Romney

      Your prestidigitation does not impress me nor does that photo with your arm around an equine.

  9. *sigh* I'm really, really afraid of asking this, but...what is this Harlem Shake thing everyone has been yammering about all day and PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE don't spam this with like 50 different examples.

  10. HAH! FINALLY! Take that you stupid homework! Now I'm going to go and...to go and...uhhh.

  11. So damn close to being done with this stupid poem assignment, only I can't find a suitable word that rhymes with "out". So simple, yet so hard.

    1. SenEDDtor Missile

      SenEDDtor Missile

      pout, bout, doubt, gout, snout, trout.

    2. Mitt Romney

      Mitt Romney

      Lout, you lout.

    3. Speederino

      Speederino

      I'm afraid this stuff isn't what the poem's about.

    4. Celestia
    5. Mitt Romney

      Mitt Romney

      That I very much doubt.

  12. ...And now I find out that this sonnett doesn't actually have to rhyme. DIRECTIONS SHMIRECTIONS

    1. Mitt Romney

      Mitt Romney

      Are you going to write it based on your minimum wage job at the paper?

    2. Mitt Romney

      Mitt Romney

      Don't quit your day job... even if you do get fired from it everyday...

    3. Speederino

      Speederino

      Jonah sat in the chair, filled with my sticky glue. He pulled at his hair, and his face did turn blue. I snickered and giggled at ol' Jolly's expense, when he saw my personage he flew into a rage. "I'll get you yet you wall-crawling menace, just wait 'till you see tomorrows front page!"

    4. Speederino

      Speederino

      I get no respect.

    5. Mitt Romney

      Mitt Romney

      No you don't, Jabberjaw.

    6. Speederino

      Speederino

      Well, at least I'm in good graces with the President. http://worldwide.aceharmon.com/images/2009/01/obamaspiderman.jpg

      SUCK IT ROMNEY!

    7. Mitt Romney

      Mitt Romney

      I always knew you were one of the 47%, Peter Parker. Oh noes, did I just blab your secret identity to the whole Internet?

    8. Speederino

      Speederino

      I kind of already did that on live television.

  13. Undeniable fact: Chinese food is the food of the Gods.

    1. Diogenes

      Diogenes

      the gods are chinese???

    2. Speederino

      Speederino

      It's the only logical explanation, Dio.

    3. Old dead account

      Old dead account

      I just had chainese :) all hail Chairman Mao!

    4. Mitt Romney
    5. Speederino

      Speederino

      Oh...oh Mitt. DON'T MAKE ME CHOOSE!!!

    6. Crow the BOOLET
    7. Speederino

      Speederino

      Chinese food > Cocaine

  14. For this class of mine, I must write a sonnett. But coming up with an okay rhyme, is a pain in my...umm...cruuumpet?

    1. Speederino

      Speederino

      ^This is why I don't like poetry.

    2. Sly4Good

      Sly4Good

      I can make any rhyme any time. Let's go, I don't want this to be a low blow. :P

    3. Ferno

      Ferno

      i see poems as fun little brain teasers

    4. Speederino

      Speederino

      I try and try but my mind just whither, I do not lie and...my name is not Smithers?

      Yeah, I'm in for a long night.

    5. Speederino
    6. Chibinuva

      Chibinuva

      Rhyming isn't so much trouble for me. I either tend to lose my inspiration once I start actually writing thoughts down, write them without emotion (leaving them dull and boring,) or pouring too much emotion (real or fake,) that leaves me embarrassed of it because it's either cringe-worthy or reveals too much of my real feelings.

    7. Speederino

      Speederino

      Actually Wisp, I think I tend to be at my best when I inject more of my personal self into whatever I'm writing. Though yeah, it's not always something I want to share. :/

    8. Chibinuva

      Chibinuva

      That's my problem. Even if I do end up liking my writing, I'm still very hesitant to show it to anyone, much less read it to them (especially if it was a love poem since I'm very bad about discussing love or even so much as complimenting someone I have feelings for.)

    9. Rusty Spy

      Rusty Spy

      You gotta know how to flow so you can show the whole world that yo mind is like an ocean

      don't pretend you understand these rhymes go like peanuts n jam

      to jam to your own beat you gotta defeat the heat to seek what makes you unique.

  15. I'm Spider-Man now.

    1. Crow the BOOLET

      Crow the BOOLET

      I'm Dr. Rockso! The rock n roll clown! I do cocaine!

    2. Speederino

      Speederino

      You don't say?

    3. Nintendoga

      Nintendoga

      Oh hey Dock Ock.

    4. Speederino

      Speederino

      YOU BE QUIET ABOUT THAT! Next you're going to tell me that I used to be happily married to a supermodel or some weird thing like that.

    5. Jacky

      Jacky

      hey look it's deadpool

  16. Okay, and now there is like a small herd of deer in my backyard. Did I wake up in a Disney film today? WHY IS THIS YARD ATTRACTING SO MUCH WILDLIFE!?

    1. Badnik Mechanic

      Badnik Mechanic

      Well don't just stand there man!

      Invite them into your house! Party! Deer love to party.

    2. super saiyan weegee

      super saiyan weegee

      Is it a good yard? Plenty of grass, and such?

    3. Nepenthe

      Nepenthe

      I found a fawn playing with my dog once.

      Only problem was the dog wasn't playing. 8|

    4. Speederino

      Speederino

      @ Haden I guess? We had a deer practically move in during the summer, but now the grass is all dead and wet.

    5. super saiyan weegee

      super saiyan weegee

      The grass is dead and wet? Huh, odd for them to be there then.

    6. Clouder

      Clouder

      I have had Foxes live near our house and play in the yard

    7. Speederino

      Speederino

      @ Rainbow Yeah, I just had one of those this morning too. I'm starting to feel like Shrek here. "GET THESE WOODLAND CREATURES OFF MY PROPERTY!"

    8. Clouder

      Clouder

      I've had foxes, Racoons, groundhogs, ducks, and the random zoo escapee. We live a minute's walking distance from our zoo.

  17. Does anyone want to rumpus my frumpus?

    1. Celestia
    2. Speederino

      Speederino

      About damn time. Rumpus away!

  18. Oh hey there's a fox on my fence. Again. Kind of tempted to just adopt the thing at this rate.

    1. Sixth-Rate Soma
    2. Speederino

      Speederino

      I am going to pet him and hug him and squeeze him until he scratches my face off and gives me a strange disease.

  19. I'm having a hard time really waking up this morning.

  20. Skyrim just crashed on me twice in a row. IMAGINE THAT!

  21. Let's sing the procrastinating homework song! *I doooon't wanna write that thing, no, no, no!* YOUR TURN!

    1. super saiyan weegee

      super saiyan weegee

      I'll get back to you tomorrow,

    2. Old dead account

      Old dead account

      "I'm making up words to this song just to procrastinate some more, Oh yeah!"

  22. This is a very insightful status update.

    1. super saiyan weegee
    2. Crow the BOOLET

      Crow the BOOLET

      ...Comment does cocaine!

  23. Things I would pay to see: Game Grumps doing movie riffs

    1. Sixth-Rate Soma

      Sixth-Rate Soma

      they'd probably just talk about something else over the movie though

    2. Speederino

      Speederino

      That would be expected, yes.

  24. Thing I would pay to see: Batman vs. The Shredder

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