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  1. How does K.K. play the guitar without real fingers

    HOW DOES K.K. PLAY THE GUITAR WITHOUT REAL FINGERS

    1. I Have Berry!
    2. Polkadi~☆

      Polkadi~☆

      how do you play a guitar WITH fingers

  2. Oh good, the speakers on my 3DS stopped working. Again. Probably gonna have to send it in for repairs. Again. Almost tempted to just look for a refurbished one since the last repair cost me a hundred smackers anyways.

    1. Speederino

      Speederino

      And no it is no longer covered by a warranty. The last repair was like a year and a half ago and the warranty you get after a repair is only good for a few months.

  3. Fun gaming fact: one of the most infamous gaming urban legends is the existence of a code in the original Tomb Raider that would let you play as a naked Lara Croft. It didn't work of course. Instead, the code turned Lara into Luigi.

     

     

    Yes he was naked

  4. The first Red Dead Redemption is now officially 10 years old and if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go for a long walk and think about where in the fuck all that time actually went.

    1. Speederino

      Speederino

      Aside: for a decade old game RDR1 still looks fucking amazing in a lot of areas. This is from my last playthrough a couple years ago.

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  5. Metroid 2: Samus Commits Genocide

  6. You ever play a huge long game, get towards the end, lapse, come back like eight months later, don't really remember what you were doing, and get torn between sucking it up and finishing things or just starting over? >_>

  7. I wish I had a literal monkey for a nephew/niece so I could go around saying "Well I'll be a monkey's uncle" completely unironically.

  8. I sure hope I don't get murdered today.

    1. Sean

      Sean

      Let's not set ourselves up for disappointment now.

  9. Been thinking about what I'd like to see from Ace Attorney 7 whenever that happens. I actually have a lot to say on that and am tempted to type up a big long essay BUT if I had to pick just one thing: make Athena the main character. She was pushed to the sidelines *hard* in SoJ and all of her character development from DD was totally gone. And as much as I love Phoenix...well...his story kinda did close off years ago. By all means keep him around, but there's no reason for him to be hogging the spotlight anymore.

    As for Apollo, I could take or leave him at this point. I feel satisfied with where he left off in SoJ and aside from that one dangling plotthread they've been teasing us with since 2008, I don't know what else there is for him to do.

    So yeah, gimme an Athena game pls.

    1. Blue Blood

      Blue Blood

      Athena sucks. Just give us an entirely new cast please. 

    2. Blue Blood

      Blue Blood

      Athena sucks. Just give us an entirely new cast please. 

  10. Crossover between Luigi’s Mansion and Resident Evil, pls.

    1. Spookilator

      Spookilator

      Maybe if Jill was in Smash Ultimate, we’d get a sort-of redo of Simon’s trailer in the Spencer Mansion with Resi monsters.

    2. Kiva Fever

      Kiva Fever

      "Nice of the Princess to invite us to a zombie apocalypse eh Luigi"

      "I hope she made JILL SANDWICH"

  11. *siiiiiigh* Can’t even play Streets of Rage 4’s online without running into asshats, apparently. This is why I tend to not bother with online multiplayer :U

    1. KHCast

      KHCast

      What system are you playing on? I’ve been playing PS4 and it’s been pretty fine in terms of players.

  12. Never understood the plot of Spider-Man vs. The Kingpin. I get wanting to frame Spidey, but why the fuck would Kingpin want to destroy the city? That’s his place of business. It’s like Ronald McDonald wanting to blow up McDonalds. If Ronald was a crime lord, anyways. Maybe he is. I dunno.

    1. AlphaRuby

      AlphaRuby

      Maybe Ronald was fired and wants twisted revenge?

  13. Top 10 Numbers in a Top 10 List:

    10. 6. Like who the fuck even cares about the #6 spot?

    9. 7. #7 is an asshole for what it did to 9.

    8. 8. Just not much to say about the #8 spot.

    7. 5. Like oh boy we're ramping up now.

    6. 4. I guess. Who cares?

    5. 9. RIP #9. You will be missed. Fuck you, #7. Fuck. You.

    4. 3. Like oh shit son, things are getting exciting now

    3. 1. Tends to be contentious but is too important to not give props to.

    2. 10. First impressions are everything. If the #10 pick is SHIT, who cares?

    1. 2. The #2 spot deserves to be top pick because reasons.

    1. I Have Berry!

      I Have Berry!

      Honorable Mentions: All Of The Above

    2. Marcello
  14. I love how the legacy characters in SoR4 aren’t just palette swaps. Like I was actually slightly disappointed when I found out the nifty dodge from SoR3 wasn’t returning for this game. But now I’ve started unlocking the SoR3 characters and lo and behold, lookie what I can do again.

    1. Tarnish

      Tarnish

      Too bad the character drops the weapon they're holding when you do the dodge roll.

  15. GAAAAAAAAAAAH *flips table* ARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH *throws a cup* WHY ISN'T DISNEY + ON THE WII U????? GRRRRRRRRRR

    1. I Have Berry!

      I Have Berry!

      This is somewhat surprising to me, seeing how Wii U has all the streaming channels by default when the Switch still hasn't. Hulu killing off support doesn't help at all.

  16. If there’s one thing I’m unsure of in Streets 4, it’s how unforgiving the combo system is. It doesn’t matter if you’ve managed to get up to 70, one hit and you don’t get a single point for it. I understand not getting the full combo points, but couldn’t there at least be a smaller, fixed bonus for getting that high? Just as a consolation prize.

    1. Speederino

      Speederino

      Also, having everyone share the same combo counter in multiplayer. At first I thought that was pretty neat. In practice, it just means you’re almost never getting that bonus >_>

  17. I just finished playing the Resident Evil remake for the very first time (both characters). This was my first real experience with Resident Evil in general aside from brief snippets of this and 4 way back on the Gamecube, and I'm definitely thirsty for more. But...oof, I have so many options available that I'm not sure what to look at next.

    1. Speederino

      Speederino

      Option 1: I played this on Switch via the Origins Collection, which also has RE0. That seems like a logical next step since I already own it, but I've heard mixed things and get the impression that might be best saved for after I play the other classic-style RE games.

      Option 2: The recent RE2 and RE3 remakes. My only hang-up is that I'd kinda like to play the originals first so I can appreciate these that much more. Which brings me to...

      Option 3: The PS1 games, including the first. I'm definitely curious to experience *that* in all of its 1996 ham and cheese glory.

    2. Tornado

      Tornado

      Resident Evil Zero is 30% a pretty good continuation of the stuff they did in REmake and 70% garbage. Play the original versions of Resi 2 and Resi 3 first before you try Zero, because if you don't like those you absolutely will hate Zero; but if you really like those (and they are both better games regardless) you may like Zero.

       

       

       

      As far as the remakes go, I'd say that Resi 2... kinda sorta maybe makes the original not so important? It doesn't do so to the extent that REmake overwrites the original version of Resident Evil, certainly. But REmake 2 definitely does stuff that is deliberately there to screw with you if you played the original, so the original Resident Evil 2 is still worth a shot even though it's clunkier than REmake. Threemake I'm not intimately familiar with, but the original Resident Evil 3 is worth playing definitely.

  18. I think Cherry is my favorite character to use in any Streets of Rage.

    1. Thigolf

      Thigolf

      She was my first pick when picking up SoR4 and I didn't regret it one second, she's so fun-

    2. AWild No.1 washed up gamer

      AWild No.1 washed up gamer

      I like using her to jump on top and across enemies.

    3. KHCast

      KHCast

      Floyd is the one I’ve been mostly using, but sprite Axel and Adam are pretty fun too 

  19. SoR4 is fucking *delightful*. Easily one of the best feeling brawlers I’ve played in a long long long long looooooooong time. Definitely what I needed after an honestly crummy week.

    1. Speederino

      Speederino

      River City Girls was also great but there were a couple things with those mechanics that annoyed me. Streets is just a joy.

  20. Oh...joy. Someone at work just suddenly quit with zero warning and now it's just me and one other person in the already understaffed department. And now my workload just quadrupled. Great.

    1. Spookilator

      Spookilator

      Sorry, man. Hopefully things can better for you.

    2. Monkey Destruction Switch

      Monkey Destruction Switch

      That's rough 😕 Hope it gets better.

  21. Why the fuck has Viewtiful Joe never gotten any kind of re-release? Capcom usually ports their games 20 times each (even the unpopular ones) but Viewtiful Joe is still completely locked to the Gamecube and PS2. 

    Normally I’d say legal shit due to Clover/Platinum except Capcom clearly still owns the rights to him since he gets a costume reference in Street Fighter V. So...come the fuck on already. >:U

    1. SenEDDtor Missile

      SenEDDtor Missile

      It was too Viewtiful to re-release :D!

    2. Sean

      Sean

      Capcom acts like Okami's the only game Clover has ever made.

  22. Why did Streets of Rage 4 have to come out on a Thursday? Ah well. The weekend should be fun at least >:3

  23. Hello it is I, Youtube Gamer Man. Did you know that Super Mario Bros. 2 is in fact a reskin of the Japanese game Doki Doki Panic, and that

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    LET'S PLAY RAID: SHADOW LEGENDS! START NOW FOR FREE!

    *unpause*

    the real Super Mario Bros. 2 was later released in the west as Super Mario Bros. The Lost Levels??? I bet you didn't know that, so I'm glad I took the time to tell you this obscure piece of gaming trivia. This episode was brought to you by Manscape, because I truly have no shame. Stick around for four more minutes to watch me use it.

    1. Sean

      Sean

      Wow I never knew that our SMB2 wasn't the real SMB2 all along. All these years I loved this game and now I learn it's a fake, can't believe I never knew how objectively wrong I was for loving a fakey fake-ass fake fake game that doesn't exist

    2. I Have Berry!

      I Have Berry!

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      And the real SMB2 is just an expansion pak of SMB1.

    3. Cayenne

      Cayenne

      I know that this fact has been memed to death, but Doki Doki Panic actually has pretty interesting origins. It's a shame that almost no one talks about the festival that inspired the game.

       

  24. I just played Super Mario Land for the first time. I enjoyed it quite a bit but I have a few questions. Why do Koopas blow up? Why is the invincibility theme the can can music? What was with the giant fists coming out of warp pipes at the end there? Why does the final boss of a Mario game happen as a shoot-em-up section? Is Luigi aware that Daisy kissed Mario (going off of the little heart that floats up)? Why won't Reggie ever return my phone calls? Where do babies come from?

  25. Just got slapped in the face with nostalgia right here. I always figured some of these Pokemon Snap Blockbuster kiosks must still be out there somewhere.

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