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Singapore Sling

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  1. anal fucking rules

    1. KHCast


      Are you like new here or...? Lol

    2. Singapore Sling
    3. Blacklightning


      Really not sure how you thought this would go. Bye bye, I guess.

  2. Why is every Abridged series the source material but they just act incredulous about things?

  3.  Why is every Abridged series just the source material but louder.

    1. Heckboy


      stop hating fun ugh

  4. I watch gay porn in my garden shed.

    I lie to everyone that my father's dead.

  5. Watching Fox Kids like a stone cold badass.

    1. QuantumEdge


      God, I remember that channel all those years ago.  Made me feel like I was seeing stuff I wasn't old enough for.  Terrific stuff. 

      Bring it back here Disney.

  6. miles "ho tendencies" prower

    1. Wraith


      This is my favorite post on this site

    2. Your Vest Friend

      Your Vest Friend

      Damn man, look at them hoe tendencies. 


  7. This new inaccurate version of my favorite property doesn't resemble the inaccurate version of the property I grew up with. Better hate on principle.

  8. This video is everyone on this board.



    1. Heckboy


      sometimes i wanna punch god in the face

  10. Living my life with intellectual purity based on the esteemed writings of philosopher Jimothy "Battle Manga" Jones. 

  11. I know something is a masterpiece because it was really good when I was five.

    1. Chili Dawg

      Chili Dawg

      back when i was a baby games were for ADULTS

    2. Heckboy


      every SA2 fan

  12. Piss.

    1. QuantumEdge


      Welcome back Sling.  Glad to see you haven't changed too much : P

    2. Singapore Sling
    3. QuantumEdge
    4. Singapore Sling
    5. QuantumEdge


      Nothing much.  Been getting a bit tense with my new work schedule, but other than that I've been good.  And you?

    6. Singapore Sling

      Singapore Sling

      Not too bad. Work was kinda rough for me too, but now that summer's dying down it's been getting a bit chiller.

      If you'd like, you can hit up my PMs and I'll give you my Discord if you want to chat more consistently. I only get on these boards pretty sporadically but I'm on Discord basically all the time.

    7. QuantumEdge


      Sure, no problem. 

  13. teletubbies movie ending EXPLAINED!!!!
    posted 1d ago by lore gamer

    1. Heckboy


      does it also explain who tinky winky was talking to in the post-credit scene?

  14. Ken Pontac killed my dog.

    1. Polkadi~☆


      wow, how dare he

  15. I retconned that time I pissed in my dad's ass.

    1. TCB



      you cant run from your past 

    2. Sean


      Did you also retcon the ability to consider what you're typing and about to post on the world wide web, and think to yourself, "Yeah, I'm fine with people reading this"?

    3. Mil-O-Lantern


      @Sean Your avatar is literally a perfect reaction image to this status

  16. Silver the Hedgehog is a piece of shit.

    1. QuantumEdge


      I never liked how he was usually portrayed as an irritating nuisance to Sonic.  Makes me enjoy those Shadow kick gifs and those scenes of Sonic dragging him by the quills in the comic all the more.

    2. Singapore Sling

      Singapore Sling

      I like when Shadow kicked his mom down a fucking well for being such a fucking nerd.

    3. Alienrun


      I like your sense of humor...

      ...unless its not humor and your being 100% serious. 

    4. Heckboy


      very cool

  17. burning blazeit the cat with the 420 bol emeralds

  18. I will now rank all Sonic characters in terms of genital strength.

    1. Chaos Form 4
    2. Blaze the Cat
    3. Nazo
    4. Dry Bones (Only during the Olympics)

  19. you can call me knuckle

    unlike sonic i dont fuckle

    1. Speeps


      i'd rather be a cuckle

    2. Singapore Sling

      Singapore Sling

      I actually wish I thought of that.

  20. pokemon sun and moon more like poke her mom (bun and poon)

  21. I've gotten really serious into studying story structure, lately, and am learning to be more critical

    >watches nostalgia critic review of care bears: mouthy soap taste

  22. >watch episode one of battlestar galatica

    Wow Sonic Adventure 2's cutscenes age really well.

  23. >sonic twitter posts a meme
    >pig mutants scream and vomit all over their biolizard body pillows

    1. Ratcicle King

      Ratcicle King

      Why would you make me imagine a biolizard body pillow.

  24. does satam fuck

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