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Balding Spider

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Balding Spider last won the day on July 30 2015

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About Balding Spider

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    They call me Cap'n Clown

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    Watching TV and movies, making sarcastic comments, playing video games, and listening to podcasts.
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  1. No joke Zub's Champions run just stomps on Waids from orbit... and it's only 3 issues in.

  2. They've officially made Kitty Pryde the worst girlfriend in X-men.

    1. Blue Wisp

      Blue Wisp

      Kitty is probably the only X-Men character I give a shit about so what did they do to her

    2. Balding Spider

      Balding Spider

      Oh they were hyping her marriage to Colossus, and then she leaves him at the alter. Now this was already bad enough but it's so much worse knowing that she proposed to him. And that she didn't even bother to factor in the craziness of the X-men's lives.

      So she basically comes to the conclusion that the marriage would be extra hard, and says she cant deal. Great work Guggenheim

    3. Dejimon11


      Didn't Starlord purpose to her?

    4. Blue Wisp

      Blue Wisp

      what is it with marvel and pointless drama for the sake of pointless drama

    5. Balding Spider

      Balding Spider

      @Dejimon11 We...we don't talk about the Bendis run....

      @Blue Wisp Beats me but man did this read out like an Arrowverse story. Well at least I can look forward to the new Gambit and Rogue ongoing that's spinning out of this.

      After hearing how hard it is to make a marriage work Gambit basically said he'd be more than willing to face it with Rogue, and she said yes. It's also being written by Kelly Thompson.



    6. Dejimon11


      How bad was it?

    7. Blue Wisp

      Blue Wisp

      marvel post-new!secret wars has been a bit shitty generally. Sure there's some gems here and there but man the comics blow.

      DC's Rebirth has been amazing so far. I love the Watchmen connection even though I understand why Watchmen fans are a bit pissed off.

    8. Balding Spider

      Balding Spider

      @Dejimon11 It was pretty much the writers equivelent of a well known actor showing up in an Adam Sandler fillm. He only wrote it because it was the movie came out, same with the X-men and the 05. Quality was an after thought.

      I mostly agree with Blue Wisp, though I think some of the Rebirth stuff has dropped hard in quality. I just flat out don'd care for King's Batman, Wonder Woman has gotten boring, Cyborg is still boring, and the new MOS suffers from Bendis repeating himself from his previous works at Marvel.


    9. Jovahexeon Pirate Ridley

      Jovahexeon Pirate Ridley

      Marvel and marriage. Yeah, why am I not surprised it went south? :U

    10. Blue Wisp

      Blue Wisp

      wonder woman was always boring

    11. Balding Spider

      Balding Spider

      @Jovahexeon Pirate RidleyThey just married Gambit and Rogue in this very issue


    12. Blue Wisp

      Blue Wisp

      wonder woman has the same issue I have with superman

      if your character is near-godlike it's boring as fuck

    13. Jovahexeon Pirate Ridley

      Jovahexeon Pirate Ridley


      @Jovahexeon Pirate RidleyThey just married Gambit and Rogue in this very issue

      Well, Southern couple. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯  @Balding Spider

      Seriously speaking though, while I'm glad about that, the Kitty thing was handled about as well as most idiotic break ups in Marvel go for their variety of stupid reasons on why supers supposedly can't balance a family life, let alone have a loved one for happiness.

    14. Balding Spider

      Balding Spider

      @Blue WispI disagree. It's all about how the the writer approaches the story. With the exception of the long winded Superman merging, I was loving the Superman rebirth stuff.

  3. *sigh*

    >Unzips pants

    1. Forte-Metallix


      Dude, put that thing away! There are, like, CHILDREN here!

    2. Blue Wisp

      Blue Wisp

      oh hey it's the marvel vs. mortal kombat crossover everyone was talking about

      scorpion looks dope

  4. Read the spoilers in X-men Gold.

    Right, so Marc Guggenheim is still a hack, and nobody should bother following this book.

  5. That last exchange of dialogue between Batman and Superman in Injustice 2 still gets me.

  6. Today I learned that DC editorial hates Nightwing for the same reason Marvel editorial hated Spidey's marriage.

    They think it ages the character and makes them unrelatible. Or in other words Bawww That's not how I remember my favorite hero, he should be stuck in time forever Bawww!

    1. Josh


      Nightwing is the best male DC character

    2. Balding Spider

      Balding Spider

      Even if I don't agree he'll always have my favorite reasoning for finding a new hero persona. Being inspired to reinvent himself into Nightwing by Superman is the best.

    3. Ryannumber1gamer


      DC editorial is wrong and have no taste.

  7. Pffft! Okay Voltron has a DND episode, and I'm loving how stupid it is.

  8. Jesus, and now the Mutant story just turned into the panic of the Red scare cranked to 11.


  9. I'm reading 1994's Marvels for the first time, and just got to the revelation of the Mutants.

    Oh boy is that the Civil Rights allegory for the story.

    1. QuantumEdge


      I read not too long ago.  A pretty fantastic read I'd say.  Still don't know how the hell work like this came out of the 90s though.

    2. Balding Spider

      Balding Spider

      Yeah it's impressive that both this and Kingdom Come both came from that era.

    3. QuantumEdge


      Read that one too :P  I'm still not sure which one I prefer though.  Perhaps Marvels because that feels like a sort of love letter to comics, but Kingdom Come can be such an epic time.

  10. *Gasp* I've found the blueprints for my future game room!


    1. Marcello


      What a coincidence. So did I!


    2. Forte-Metallix


      My ideal game room:



      A guy can dream, can't he?


  11. Hardwick's abuse was there in the open and no one noticed it.


    That's exactly what she said happened minus the disturbing detail!


    1. KHCast


      Never liked Hardwick, so fuck this noise

  12. Not surprised Chris Hardwick got #Metoo'd but Jesus Christ does Chloe Dykstra go into the details of the abuse. She wasn't even human from Chris's perspective


    1. MightyRay


      Sweet baby jesus what the fuck. I never really heard of this guy until now but he can go fuck off.

  13. I only saw part of it but...um.. Bloodstained looks like it'll have an... Anime inspired intro. Seriously:



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