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Balding Spider

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Balding Spider last won the day on July 30 2015

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About Balding Spider

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    They call me Cap'n Clown

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    Watching TV and movies, making sarcastic comments, playing video games, and listening to podcasts.
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  1. Hey X-men nerds, we're getting The Four Horsemen of Salvation, and a literal mutant Jesus.DnZkK5IXcAI_Nqh.jpg

    I hope you're happy!


    I'm so happy about this. Dumb stuff like this is why I love comics.


    1. tailsBOOM!


      What event is this called @Balding Spider (ie. By event I mean like in the past there was Civil War, Avengers vs X-Men, Deadpool "Til' Death Do Us...", etc.)

    2. Balding Spider
    3. tailsBOOM!
    1. DiamondX


      Because the movie was great.

      Right guys?


    2. AlphaRuby


      Yeah, I doubt they'll have the budget needed to make the bending look good...

    3. Balding Spider

      Balding Spider

      @DiamondXSure if you're drunk with friends watching the Rifftrax version.

      @AlphaRuby Yeah expect like at maximum not including Appa three hybrid animals and a lot of vacant forests that suspiciously look the same.

    4. SupahBerry


      Well the original creators did let M. Night of all people get away with making that movie in the first place. It would seem reasonable that they'd got a few loose bolts in their heads when letting that and this happen.

      Appa looks a little better to me in that pic, but we'll see if it will be a worthy follow up to such a gem:




    5. Teoskaven


      That's concept art, expect the end result to be much different.

    6. Marcello


      Ugh, can't they just make a new animated series with a new avatar?

    7. Teoskaven


      Prequel series with Kyoshi fucking when.

    8. Marcello


      I'd rather have an Avatar we know nothing of. I feel like I know enough about Kyoshi and Roku.

      Though, I wouldn't say no to a short series with Aang and co. a few years after the show and comics.

    9. Teoskaven


      How about an anthology of some sort? A series with mini-seasons Korra-sized, each reguarding a different incarnation of the Avatar.

    10. DiamondX


      @Balding Spider I was sarcastic.

      I honestly see no point in making it live action since IMO it limits yoir creativity. (Characters can be more creative and do more stuff when animated instead of people using special effects)

  2. Okay I put aside my issues with Comic Captain Marvel, but that teaser didn't really do much for me.

  3. There are so many conspiring forces (shut up I know what you're gonna do); trying to kill the Sonic franchise.

    1. Lord-Dreamerz


      Yes I (Sticks!) believe there is a conspiracy going with SEGA/Sonic team slowly trying to kill the Sonic series because they hate working on it and the fans. ;)

    2. SupahBerry


      Only because Izuka is the puppet master pulling on all the strings.

      One of the least tightest strings gave us Mania. 

    3. Balding Spider

      Balding Spider

      @Lord-DreamerzI mean between the movie and the hilarious abundant amount of incompetence... I mean is it really that far fetched at this point?

    4. JosepHenry


      Iizuka is a puppet duh

      The masters are the evil higher ups

      Kishimoto is the puppet that ruins everything

    5. Lord-Dreamerz


      @Balding Spider

      Jokes aside. Sometimes it does feel like it... But I think it's more just everything is a mess filled with Incompetent people with good intentions and everything going in a downwards spiraling chaos. Don't think there is really anybody to truly blame.

  4. Balding Spider

    Titans (2018) - "F**k This Show".

    If you're still expecting quality from this show
  5. Just Googled steam just to see what the problem was.

    Jesus christ...

  6. Remember when everybody acknowledged that Spider-man was Marvel's most iconic character except Marvel comics themselves?

    Yeah that was a scary point in comics.


  7. AHAHAHA! oh man, I forgot how bad Tombstone looked in the 90's Spider-man cartoon, look at this shit:


    He looks like a roided out Morbius doin' stranger danger shit.

    1. Boomer


      I mean it's pretty accurate

      Image result for tombstone comics 90s

      That and it gave us this line


    2. Balding Spider

      Balding Spider

      So did he undergo some dumbass transformation too? Or did nobody from Marvel know that just because he's albino doesn't mean he's part vampire?

      I mean he looks like a dude now, albeit still a caricature of a mobster/enforcer


    3. Boomer


      He did undergo a transformation in the comics at a chemical plant and got superhuman abilities.

  8. In case any of you were curious how Spider-man Noir got his powers:


    1. Pawn


      Why can't we have this version in the MCU

    2. Balding Spider

      Balding Spider

      Because this version also features The Vulture eating uncle Ben and several men getting torn apart by nightmare spiders.

      Also Spider-man uses a gun and kills people.

  9. Saladin Ahmed did the impossible... again!  Quicksilver: No Surrender was a really good character study, and self realization. And of Quicksilver of all characters, I really can't wait for till his Spider-man.

  10. So who didn't see that Krillin revelation coming?

  11. Yesterday I caught a gay man checking me out. Oddly enough I found it flattering.

    1. KHCast


      I notice chicks checking me out all the time. I don’t get why straight people find it so abnormal they need to announce how flattered they were from being looked at by someone of the same sex lol. Not that I’m annoyed by this, just confused I guess by the train of thought lol

    2. Thigolf


      I don't think I ever got checked out.

    3. E-122-Psi


      I WISH I got checked out by girls.

    4. Balding Spider

      Balding Spider

      @KHCast well the only reason I posted it was because it was the closest thing to an eventful interaction I had on that day. The rest of the day was filled with hedge trimmings, and scheduled meetings.

    5. KHCast


      Ouch. Well when you put it that way lol

    6. Osmium


      people vomit when they look at me so I'm envious 

  12. So I was going to happily post some news that we finally have a Miles Morales book coming out (no not Spy-D) and great team behind it.

    Buuuuuutt... then Marvel editorial fucked up again, sacked the Vision for no proper reason, and now everything is spilling out from that completely undercutting this announcement. Good job guys.


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