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Balding Spider

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Balding Spider last won the day on July 30 2015

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About Balding Spider

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    They call me Cap'n Clown

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    Watching TV and movies, making sarcastic comments, playing video games, and listening to podcasts.
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  1. On a related note I've been meaning to watch Zombie Island again, think I'll catch it over the weekend.
  2. I just learned that Holly Conrad tried to make Etika's tragedy all about herself. NSFW obviously:

    Internet celebs, I fucking swear.

    1. Jovahexeon Ogilvie Maurice

      Jovahexeon Ogilvie Maurice

      Well that's a severe yikes and oy vey.

  3. So what was the last Ubisoft game you bought? For me it was Watch Dogs 2 back in 2017 ( I really need to play it at some point).

    1. Ryannumber1gamer


      You definitely should play Watch Dogs 2, it's a really fantastic game, even given Ubi's usual bullshit. I loved it enough to 100% it and then doing another story run a year or so later.

    2. PublicEnemy1


      Mario + Rabbids. Actually good game.

    3. Sean


      Off the top of my head, the only Ubi games I own are the Rayman trilogy, Origins, Legends, and Beyond Good and Evil, all which I bought years ago.

    4. Marcello


      Assassin's Creed Odyssey. It's fantastic.

    5. DiamondX


      Rayman Legends when it became free for PS+.

    6. Milo


      Legends when it was on sale on the Wii U eShop. (Same case with Origins, on sale on PSN for PS3).

      I think those and the second Raving Rabbids game (Wii) are the only Ubisoft games I have. :V

  4. Valkyrie Profile was such a good game. Also Seto Kaiba was the main love interest.

  5. We are living in a time where Black Cat and Silver Surfer are outselling Batman. Guy's I'm scared.


    1. Zaysho


      *looks at prices*

      Man am I glad I stopped buying comics.

    2. Balding Spider

      Balding Spider

      @Zaysho Buying comics is suffering, you made the right call.

    3. Zaysho


      When I realized I was spending around $200 a year at the comic shop for maybe five books a month (didn't help that the shop I went to was getting worse with its management) I knew I needed to make some changes. Cutting out that habit felt good.

  6. 25 issues in and I think Dr. Stone is pretty legit. Just hope it can keep the pace and not fall on it's face like other manga.

  7. I officially love Chrome and Senku's relationship.

  8. All right, giving the Doctor Stone manga a shot.

    Edit: I'm really digging this art style

    1. Diogenes


      excellent choice

  9. The hell happened with the Lion King remake? https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/the_lion_king_2019

    at a 57 percent... ugh

    1. QuantumEdge


      Yeah, maybe it's just best to just rewatch the classic original instead.

    2. SupahBerry


      That makes three movies in a row where they have a lower rating... than Detective Pikachu.

  10. Is anyone still watching Agents of SHIELD?

    1. KHCast


      Nnnope. Marvel television I give barely attention to anymore 

    2. Balding Spider

      Balding Spider

      @KHCast You...aren't wrong for taking that stance.

    3. KHCast


      Did it really hit the shitter recently?

    4. Balding Spider

      Balding Spider

      @KHCast I only watched the premier of that latest season and left. They went to space and introduced a nega-Coulson which on paper might sound fun, but man did I just feel unimpressed. It want's to do so much but doesn't have the budget to properly achieve its vision.

      Also it's continuing the doomed lovers schick with Fitz and Simmons. Well I guess I still have Cloak and Dagger to look forward to, even if it can't stick the finale episodes.

  11. This is me after watching the Shantae 5 trailer, then immediately learning she's 16


    1. PublicEnemy1


      I don't know WHY the devs are making her that young if they're just going to lewd her in the first five seconds of the trailer.

    2. SupahBerry


      Welcome to Wayforward.


      @SenEDDtor Missile

      > Yeah. And the franchise is a western property?

    3. SenEDDtor Missile

      SenEDDtor Missile

      Japanese consent laws influencing their work again? (IIRC their age is a bit lower).

    4. Wraith


      Shantae is not a japanese character

    5. SenEDDtor Missile

      SenEDDtor Missile

      Oh, nevermind then. I thought it was Japanese for some reason.

    6. Diogenes


      nerds horny

    7. PublicEnemy1


      Well, the animation WAS done by Studio Trigger, but WayForward OK'd it.

    8. Balding Spider

      Balding Spider

      This is fucking with me really hard. I mean in one of the games she's wearing a more revealing slave Leia outfit, and then there's the crawling animation from 1/2 Genie hero.... I don't feel comfortable playing this series anymore.

      @SenEDDtor Missile For the record the consent law in Japan is 13

      @PublicEnemy1 It's so fucking wrong the opening focuses on her boobs and crotch/waist.

    9. TCB


      It funny how this is popping up again but not to this sort of level to me

    10. PublicEnemy1


      I mean, this COULD be a game where it takes place in two years in the future. Still weird.

    11. Polkadi~☆


      I'm genuinely curious why that does not concern me at all.

      I guess part of it is that she belly dances, so I just go "sounds about right."


      Also, the age of consent in Japan is 16. The laws say 13, but every prefecture said "fuck that," and raised it in their local laws.

    12. Crow the BOOLET

      Crow the BOOLET

      I assumed due to being a genie is the typical "oh yeah she's older than she looks" thing but wow.

    13. JosepHenry


      @Polkadi~☆that doesn't concern me at all either and is weird cuz I hate that kind of shit... but I give Shantae a pass cuz... reasons I guess. I dunno why. Maybe I am just used to people sexualizing minors like highschoolers to death that when I see Shantae... this is fine in comparison I guess.

    14. PublicEnemy1


      I'm not accusing all of them being perverts. Hell, Shantae herself was made by series creator Matt Bozon's wife.

    15. JosepHenry


      yeah maybe that's why I give it a pass? Shantae herself is well taken care by her creators and the backstory of her creatiom is pretty cool. But things would be much comfortable if she was around 20. I don't see why they couldn't change that up. 

    16. Milo





      FBI, OPEN UP



      This really feels like a situation that whoever was responsible for doing a certain job picked arguably the absolute worst option possible.

    17. Sean


      I enjoy the series and I really love its art style and characters designs (some aspects of my art are influenced by Bozon's style lol) but I think it's fair if people don't like it. I elect to ignore Shantae's age since it's never mentioned in the games themselves, like how Yoko is SUPPOSEDLY 14 yet this is never once mentioned in TTGL so I just pretend that isn't the case.

  12. Saw Spider-man. It was alright.

  13. Sell me on Doctor Stone

    1. Crow the BOOLET

      Crow the BOOLET

      Its a anime?

    2. Teoskaven


      Mad Max meets Full Metal Alchemist with a bit of Yor: The Hunter From the Future.


      -and read the manga-

  14. The internet is too quick with this stuff:


  15. Huh, so it rained all over Trump's parade?

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