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Balding Spider

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  1. Man, I just have like, zero excitement for Rise of Skywalker.

    1. Balding Spider

      Balding Spider

      Agreed. It's like the best stuff is relegated to the side of the franchise.

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  2. So... Death Stranding reviews are poping up.

    1. Balding Spider

      Balding Spider

      Honestly I was too confused about the whole damn thing and just stopped caring.

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  3. The bigger news is that Rob Liefeld left Marvel comics.

    1. Balding Spider

      Balding Spider

      You won't, we're all living in a post no visible feet Marvel. It's all down from here.

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  4. Sonic CD demonstrated early on that Badniks can be plant-powered.

    Is there any reason not to just use flower-powered robots? It seems like they'd be:

    A.) Easier to procure than animals, and
    B.) Less likely to get Sonic on your case. I mean, yeah, he'd still show up eventually to thwart your robot invasion, but collecting flowers is still less likely than kidnapping animals to make him show up in the plan's early phases.

    1. Balding Spider

      Balding Spider

      I mean I always just assumed it worked in that instance because Little planets ecosystem was otherworldly/magical

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  5. And I watched End of Evangelion.

    While it cleared up some things, I feel like it only gave me more questions.

    1. Balding Spider

      Balding Spider

      Feels like that's the Evangelion experience in a nutshell.

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  6. Flash did One More Day, but did it right...what the hell?

  7. Flash did One More Day, but did it right...what the hell?

    1. Balding Spider

      Balding Spider

      @Dejimon11 No I mean issue 128-129 of Wally West as the Flash by Mark Waid. It's literally One More Day but it makes sense, and was thought out.

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  8. Watched the Kickstarter John K. "animation" Can's Without Labels.

    And now I feel like Bart Simpson after he sold his soul.

    1. Balding Spider

      Balding Spider

      @SupahBerry It's the worst of him with some questionable design choices and inconsistent animation, and it feels like it stole something from me.

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  9. If life had Save States, which would be the first thing you would try?

  10. You get some pretty depraved results is you Google image search for Gardevoir. Like this NSFW piece:

    DSC_0214_1024x1024.jpg?v=1494500021

  11. As much as I HATE Donkey Kong 64, I wouldn’t be against a sequel to it as long as they tone down the collectathon aspects a bit...

    Actually, scratch that. Make it a lot, cuz MAN, was that game tedious as hell.

    1. Balding Spider

      Balding Spider

      Watching the Hbomb DK Nightmare stream was something else. I played the game and didn't even remember how badly thought out some of the challenges were. Sometimes you just play a song and get a banana, other times you play a song and have to race an owl in an awkward badly controlled flying mini-game while fighting the camera.

      Shit got real bad in that game: Beaver Bother, man, Beaver Bother...

       

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  12. Hey look, Angry Joe is getting political

    'Bout what I expected.

    1. Balding Spider

      Balding Spider

      @Teoskaven I see. Never held him in any high regard but I guess its time to throw him in with Jontron, Pewdiepie, and Candace Owens.

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  13. Frank Miller is working on another The Dark Knight Returns sequel and/or spinoff called Golden Child.

    Good god, can they just not let it die already?

    1. Balding Spider

      Balding Spider

      I just don't understand how after Holy Terror, and in today's politically active climate this man still gets work

      If you aren't familiar with that book, well...

       

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  14. The Morolians invade the SSMB.

    What do.

    1. Balding Spider

      Balding Spider

      Cock my Tension Blaster and prepare for one hell of a dance off.

  15. I can't believe the meme is finally over in Pokemon

    1. Balding Spider

      Balding Spider

      There's gotta be some other fuckery going on in this, no way it's real.

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  16. I watched the Fall of Boogie2988 video, and I'll never be able to forget the image of boogie screaming "This is what weird looks like!" as he wears a horse mask and smacks himself in the dick with Thor's hammer.

    1. Balding Spider

      Balding Spider

      Your initial post might be the most accurate assessment of that guy.

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  17. >Sees Project Resistance trailer

    ....oh

    1. Balding Spider

      Balding Spider

      Honestly I don't know what I was expecting, but I was hoping it would be another fun single player experience.

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  18. I CAN'T BELIEVE EVEN THE US COURT SYSTEM IS OUT TO GET VIC.

    1. Balding Spider

      Balding Spider

      Even without the conspiracy nuts how can it not be tied to politics? Vic is accused of harassment, which is a big topic because of the metoo movement and is an unfortunate part of our history.

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  19. I CAN'T BELIEVE EVEN THE US COURT SYSTEM IS OUT TO GET VIC.

    1. Balding Spider

      Balding Spider

      Why on Earth does this guy have so many people stanning for him? It can't be just because of FMA right?

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  20. Is it just a Sonic Comic curse of being permanently delayed or is that a general problem american comic books have? Because it sounds annoying as fuck.

    1. Balding Spider

      Balding Spider

      @Thigolf A comic being delayed isn't anything new, and sometimes it does happen in the industry for whatever reason. Sometimes the artists need extra time, sometimes life throws staff a curve ball resulting in delays.

      Or in the case of Afterlife with Archie the project was mismanaged to hell.

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  21. Guys, I can't deal with Cristina Vee's singing.

    1. Balding Spider

      Balding Spider

      I mean that in a bad way. She is a great voice actress but I just can't stand her signing.

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  22. Continuing to read ultimate FF and I hit the part where Greg Land does the art. It's eye poison. So many reused poses and facial expressions, and you can't help but see porn face all over the damn page.

    1. Balding Spider

      Balding Spider

      I don't know how the guy is still employed after learning he straight up swipes art from other artists sometimes from the same company.

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  23. Even the scumiest of scumsuckers have a huge legion of fans.

  24. Continuing to read ultimate FF and I hit the part where Greg Land does the art. It's eye poison. So many reused poses and facial expressions, and you can't help but see porn face all over the damn page.

    1. Balding Spider

      Balding Spider

      @PublicEnemy1 & @Perkilator

      Some slight NSFW stuff due to suggestive expressions and poses.

      Who makes this face

      Spoiler

      after learning their mom is alive?

      RYmEdd7D6JOOtPX5aoMIQZRY--mqSRpOGVw1hIcB

      917576-land26.jpg

      Or really any other time outside of a porno?

      Then there's him drawing a woman "dodging" incoming fire

      land_p.jpg

      17evu5noo62m1jpg.jpg

      Sure....

      There are more examples but I think this gif does enough of talking for me

      greglandxmenposter04021lx1.gif

      I mean for real

      This complaint also extends to the background too.

      PIdsAqhVhMccBc3UnoILhVteG5cvbx_hGTgZESY-

      It looks like it was photo shopped in and give a pseudo-comic book esthetic but it still looks off, and in the case of the final panel unfinished. What is happening in the upper left corner of that last panel?

       

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