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  1. Ghostrider might be the most mishandled character(s) from Marvel. I mean they can't even keep his signature move consistent.

    1. Dejimon11

      Dejimon11

      In a world where Jean Grey exist that's saying a lot.

    2. Perkilator

      Perkilator

      Tell me about it.

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      Why does he sound like Dr. Claw in this game?

       

    3. Balding Spider

      Balding Spider

      @Dejimon11 I mean think about it. The ghost riders are basically demons that protect only the innocent, kind of like roaming demon terminators. Shouldn't they be casually taking out humans left and right whenever they are in close proximity?

      Also the Penance stare doesn't make sense as a tool to fight off evil. I mean its based on guilt, and ghost rider fights many demons, whom shouldn't be affected by it in any way.

  2. Jessica Alba's twitter got hacked. It's not as bad as it could be, but its still really bad.

  3. Rest in peace Russi Taylor, voice of Minnie Mouse, Huey, Dewey, and Louie, and Martin from the Simpsons among others.

    1. Kuzu

      Kuzu

      Damn, first Wayne Allwine and now her...Mickie and Minnie are gone...

  4. Guys if you play single player in Youngblood you can't even pause the game: https://www.ign.com/articles/2019/07/25/wolfenstein-youngblood-review

    1. Dejimon11
    2. Balding Spider

      Balding Spider

      I DON'T KNOW. I've been racking my brain trying to make sense of this like

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  5. Sounds like Bethesda fucked up Wolfenstein Youngblood too.

    DOOM Eternal is (no pun intended) doomed isn't it?

    1. tailsBOOM!

      tailsBOOM!

      I think it will be good.  DOOM, along as you follow the formula that makes it great, is pretty hard to fuck up.  The DRM may be stupid for the Switch's ports of the 1, 2 and 3; but I trust that they can nail the gameplay for Eternal.

    2. Balding Spider

      Balding Spider

      I'm not saying Eternal's fate is set in stone, but the fact that this development staff crow-barred in so many bad ideas doesn't inspire confidence. I mean they thought not replenishing your ammo when respawning at a checkpoint was a good idea.

  6. Oh good, another Black character that uses lightning that was previously white.

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    And he's going to be written by the man that gave Miles dad a confederate slave owners name.

  7. Scott Summers being smug and getting the last word in is giving me life

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    ....So how do you put this on? Like where do you start?

    1. Polkadi~☆

      Polkadi~☆

      Very VERY carefully.

       

      and you'd probably start with underwear first

    2. Balding Spider

      Balding Spider

      You mean to tell me the underwear isn't attached to the rest of that? Because I honestly can't tell.

  9. Best thing about the new X-men book? It fixes a power problem.

    1. Wraith
    2. Balding Spider

      Balding Spider

      It firmly establishes what passes for an Omega level Mutant. Previously everyone was just throwing out the title every chance they got whenever a powerful mutant showed up.

  10. So we just passed a new gun control law.

    1. Perkilator

      Perkilator

      Oh no...what is it this time?

    2. Balding Spider

      Balding Spider

       Basically our State made it that if a person has history of abuse or stalking they aren't allowed to purchase guns

    3. Big Panda

      Big Panda

      That’s good.

  11. Just learned the latest Wolfenstein, that was sold for its co-op, wont have local co-op.

    WHY?!

    1. Blacklightning

      Blacklightning

      To make you buy two copies, obviously.

    2. Crow the BOOLET

      Crow the BOOLET

      Cause they don't believe gamers hang out anymore

    3. Supah Berry

      Supah Berry

      Everything is digital in the future! 

    4. Legendary Emerald

      Legendary Emerald

      Big budget games prioritize graphics over performance. Games lost split screen once graphics got more detailed because they run like shit when they have to render two viewpoints at once. Even Mario Kart 8 for the WiiU and Switch runs noticeably worse when there are more than two players. It's not impossible to implement split screen, if you have low detail graphics or a low-detail mode specifically for the multiplayer mode, but considering how few people play games locally anymore, it doesn't seem to be worth to development time.

    5. Wraith

      Wraith

      What video games have local co op now

    6. Nina Cortex Jovahexeon

      Nina Cortex Jovahexeon

      @WraithThe standard of course 

  12. Are you team failure (Skull) or team freedom (Plasma)?

    1. PublicEnemy1

      PublicEnemy1

      I'd rather be a failure than being part of Pokemon PETA.

    2. Balding Spider

      Balding Spider

      Yeah, failure at least keeps it real.

    3. Crow the BOOLET

      Crow the BOOLET

      I'm Team Skill! They have literally all the skills!

  13. Huh. Captain Britain is a woman now, okay.

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    Edit: She's also working with Apocalypse? Or is that Genesis?

    1. Tails spin

      Tails spin

      .......

      I love women... dont get me wrong. But what is with all these swapping of genders for older heroes that the comics and movies are doing these days.

      I get that women can be strong but cant help but see its at the expense of the males being emasculated 

    2. Balding Spider

      Balding Spider

      FTR this apparently isn't the first time she's held the mantle

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      And are specifically referencing the Jane Foster Thor thing?

    3. Tails spin

      Tails spin

      Kind of. I know about her arc in the comics but I meant more like the stuff in the movies. Ghost in Ant Man and the Wasp was changed female. Mar-Vell in Captain Marvel was made female. Appearently two eternals that where male were cast to female actors for the movies.

    4. Diogenes

      Diogenes

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      I get that women can be strong but cant help but see its at the expense of the males being emasculated 

      hahaha any dude getting mad because a few of the hundreds of male superheroes have female versions is emasculating himself

    5. Balding Spider

      Balding Spider

      @Tails spin It sounds like they're trying to diversify more than anything else, I mean the majority of the characters you listed are low support characters within the films and comics which is why they do that.

    6. dbzfan7

      dbzfan7

      We can't have strong female characters that stand strong on their own, they have to take male hand-me-downs apparently. I honestly find that more insulting for women. The late great Stan Lee said it best honestly. Just make your own characters. I believe my brother did a survey in late high school or college...I forget....but more women wanted original female characters rather than female characters just leaching off a male characters mantle. 

      I do understand why it's done because it's harder to launch a new character from the ground up, compared to just getting a legacy extension. It's lazy, but it's safer. I try not to bother myself with this much as it leads to a lot of people getting upset.

    7. Balding Spider

      Balding Spider

      @dbzfan7 I understand what you're getting at but that's a major issue in comics in general not just for female characters, I mean really think about it.

      We got Miles because Ultimate Peter was dead, we got Sam Alexander: Nova because Richard Rider: Nova was sealed off in a nightmare universe, Jen became "Hulk" after Bruce was killed, and Kamala happened because Carol took up the Captain Marvel mantel after Monica Rambeau took it on after Mar-vell died from super cancer.

    8. Polkadi~☆

      Polkadi~☆

      I’m definitely on the side of original female characters. I want to see female superheroes really come into their own instead of slapdash jobs in replacing another character. Or if they ARE going to replace another character, add a new twist on it that makes it exclusive to that character. Like, Ghost-Spider and She-Hulk are fun because they are their own twists on an already established character, and are more than just “this character but opposite gender.”

      I want more female superheroes, but only swapping the gender of an already existing character feels lacking.

    9. Balding Spider

      Balding Spider

      @Polkadi~☆ About She-Hulk... let's just say you can remove her from the list of fun characters with a twist cause she's just the female dumb Hulk now.

    10. Polkadi~☆
    11. dbzfan7

      dbzfan7

      @Balding Spider To be honest I didn't like Miles til Into the Spider-verse made him more his own character I could get behind.

      I get why it's done, it just usually comes up by replacing a character rather than just integrating them into the universe free of charge. Probably why I feel DC handles this much better than Marvel...for the most part. For Marvel they have the Nova core which is perfect for diversifying heroes. Akin to Green Lanterns which had Jessica Cruz and that other guy take a GL book, and Hal have his own book, etc. Everyone wins in this case.

      I have no attachments to captain Britain so really I don't care. But I get what some feel. Unlike say new Thor where what only bothered me was making THOR a title. I really hate that. Jane's fine and everything but ugh...Thor is a name not a title...they really couldn't come up with a nice norse name for Jane to go by...really......Take Thor's spot fine, but the name too....his name isn't a superhero name it's HIS NAME.....

    12. Balding Spider

      Balding Spider

      @Polkadi~☆ Yup, Jason Aaron has ruined my favorite Hulk

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      However on the flip-side Al Ewing made OG Hulk the best Hulk bar-none

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    13. dbzfan7

      dbzfan7

      Immortal Hulk is bar none best hulk.

    14. Wraith

      Wraith

      explain to me what major twist ghost spider has that makes her different from this or lady thor 

  14. Not since Cap's Avenger's suit have I been so disappointed

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    1. Ryannumber1gamer

      Ryannumber1gamer

      Who is that meant to be?

    2. Balding Spider
    3. Ryannumber1gamer
    4. Balding Spider

      Balding Spider

      I know, dude looks like a member of the Cyber Lin Kuei

    5. KHCast

      KHCast

      What the fuck no

    6. NegaMetallix

      NegaMetallix

      Yeesh. The PS4 Spider-Man version of Taskmaster had a better design.

      The MCU design just looks like if Ultron came back as an assassin or something.

    7. Polkadi~☆

      Polkadi~☆

      ...THAT is Taskmaster?

      I am very dissapointed.

    8. Balding Spider

      Balding Spider

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      Look at this guy, he looks like he'll take your ass down as opposed to the MCU version that looks like he's two glow-sticks away from scratching his shield on the turntable

    9. KHCast

      KHCast

      Even the MvC3 design looks better. Especially his alt.

    10. Balding Spider

      Balding Spider

      I just remembered Taskmaster is fighting Widow on a ruined bridge.... just like the Avengers game. *sigh* I'm so tired of corporate synergy

    11. NegaMetallix

      NegaMetallix

      ...Oh crap, I just thought of something else the MCU Taskmaster is unfortunately reminding me of...

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      That stupid nanotech Terminator!

    12. Teoskaven

      Teoskaven

      Aside from the mask everything else seems to check out, i don't get what the fuss is supposed to be.

    13. Balding Spider

      Balding Spider

      @TeoskavenIt's just uninspired and boring. I mean they gave us Red Skull & mysterio and made it work. It didn't even need to a 1 to 1 adaptation it just needed to be... not a Destiny character.

    14. Teoskaven

      Teoskaven

      But that's what Taskmaster's armor is ever since they wanted to mix the classic costume with the Udon armor, and when they did it for PS4 Spider-Man noone complain.
      Also, this is concept art, for all we know the end results will be different altogether, for better or worse.

    15. Nina Cortex Jovahexeon

      Nina Cortex Jovahexeon

      God, it's so dull looking and bland. 

  15. It's nice that CW's Proud Boy's allow people of color to join.

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    1. Shaddy Zaphod

      Shaddy Zaphod

      True centrism

  16. Why do I keep forgetting that Death Stranding is a thing?

    1. Thigolf

      Thigolf

      Ah yes, Death Standing

      Also popular:

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      Death sitting

    2. blueblur98

      blueblur98

      i'd like to forget about norman reedus' throat baby as well

    3. TheOcelot

      TheOcelot

      because it's not Metal Gear

  17. It's so weird that I'm more interested in the new X-men books than the new MCU announcements.

  18. On one hand Taskmaster , but on the other ScarJo and her shit take.

    1. Nina Cortex Jovahexeon

      Nina Cortex Jovahexeon

      Eh? What is the context?

    2. Balding Spider

      Balding Spider

      @Jovahexeon Ogilvie Maurice Taskmaster is in the Widow movie, but I've come to dislike Scarlett Johansson as a person after her response to criticisms of her playing a Japanese woman. That response only gets worse when you realize her co-star RDJ played a character that was all about showing how fucked up it is and was for a white person to be playing a minority is in the industry in Tropic Thunder.

  19. Listening to a podcast that's summarizing the latest RWBY season... I just got to the part about the dark god crashing into the moon like a driver after an all night rager.

  20. Mary Jane is getting a comic book, and something is happening with Annihilation again(?)

  21. Good lord, Ducktales even referenced Quackerjack's time top

     

  22. Creepshow the series is looks fun

    Also did anyone know they made a Creepshow 3? I just found this out.

    1. Soniman

      Soniman

      Where's Max???

      And no Mickey because he wasn't in Disney Afternoon Canon unless you count House of Mouse lmao 

    2. Balding Spider

      Balding Spider

      @Soniman He's probably staying over at Pete's place chilling with P.J.

    3. Big Panda

      Big Panda

      Aren’t the original and modern Ducktales series’ two different canons?

    4. Balding Spider

      Balding Spider

      I mean yeah, but it's not like they can't bring in this cannon's take on those characters.

    5. Big Panda

      Big Panda

      So that would mean the Disney Afternoon Universe seen in Ducktales 2017 is a different DAU from the one in the 90s.

  23. Oh it's Kamala Khan, and that dumb Terrigen Mist.

    1. mayday2592

      mayday2592

      Whats your problem with it? It It is true to her origin after all. Is there some rule Inhumans cant  have representation?

    2. Balding Spider

      Balding Spider

      Dude, you're reading too much into my post. Yes it's from her origin, but then it also led to some of the dumbest story lines from the comics. That's my only real beef with the Terrigen mist.

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