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  1. There should have been a Ken Penders world in KH3

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    And now that I've put it there we wait for the fanfiction

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    1. Ryannumber1Santa
    2. Balding Spider

      Balding Spider

      Oh don't act like you wouldn't want to see the Lara-su family take on the Organization.

      Spoiler

      And possibly Atlantis

       

  2. I didn't think they'd care enough to do a best of, but thanks!

     

  3. Huh, Woolie's not a fan of Team Sonic Racing.

    1. Dejimon11

      Dejimon11

      Don’t blame him. But he said he’s not a fan of racing games in general.

  4. I just learned that Holly Conrad tried to make Etika's tragedy all about herself. NSFW obviously:

    Internet celebs, I fucking swear.

    1. Nina Cortex Jovahexeon

      Nina Cortex Jovahexeon

      Well that's a severe yikes and oy vey.

  5. So what was the last Ubisoft game you bought? For me it was Watch Dogs 2 back in 2017 ( I really need to play it at some point).

    1. Ryannumber1Santa

      Ryannumber1Santa

      You definitely should play Watch Dogs 2, it's a really fantastic game, even given Ubi's usual bullshit. I loved it enough to 100% it and then doing another story run a year or so later.

    2. PublicEnemy1

      PublicEnemy1

      Mario + Rabbids. Actually good game.

    3. Sean

      Sean

      Off the top of my head, the only Ubi games I own are the Rayman trilogy, Origins, Legends, and Beyond Good and Evil, all which I bought years ago.

    4. Marcello

      Marcello

      Assassin's Creed Odyssey. It's fantastic.

    5. DiamondX

      DiamondX

      Rayman Legends when it became free for PS+.

    6. Milo

      Milo

      Legends when it was on sale on the Wii U eShop. (Same case with Origins, on sale on PSN for PS3).

      I think those and the second Raving Rabbids game (Wii) are the only Ubisoft games I have. :V

    7. tailsBOOM!

      tailsBOOM!

      ... I actually don't think I've bought one.  The closest is Brawlhalla, which I stupidly bought the all character's pass for.

  6. Valkyrie Profile was such a good game. Also Seto Kaiba was the main love interest.

  7. We are living in a time where Black Cat and Silver Surfer are outselling Batman. Guy's I'm scared.

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    1. Zaysho

      Zaysho

      *looks at prices*

      Man am I glad I stopped buying comics.

    2. Balding Spider

      Balding Spider

      @Zaysho Buying comics is suffering, you made the right call.

    3. Zaysho

      Zaysho

      When I realized I was spending around $200 a year at the comic shop for maybe five books a month (didn't help that the shop I went to was getting worse with its management) I knew I needed to make some changes. Cutting out that habit felt good.

  8. 25 issues in and I think Dr. Stone is pretty legit. Just hope it can keep the pace and not fall on it's face like other manga.

  9. I officially love Chrome and Senku's relationship.

  10. All right, giving the Doctor Stone manga a shot.

    Edit: I'm really digging this art style

    1. Diogenes

      Diogenes

      excellent choice

  11. The hell happened with the Lion King remake? https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/the_lion_king_2019

    at a 57 percent... ugh

    1. QuantumEdge

      QuantumEdge

      Yeah, maybe it's just best to just rewatch the classic original instead.

    2. Supah Berry

      Supah Berry

      That makes three movies in a row where they have a lower rating... than Detective Pikachu.

  12. Is anyone still watching Agents of SHIELD?

    1. KHCast

      KHCast

      Nnnope. Marvel television I give barely attention to anymore 

    2. Balding Spider

      Balding Spider

      @KHCast You...aren't wrong for taking that stance.

    3. KHCast

      KHCast

      Did it really hit the shitter recently?

    4. Balding Spider

      Balding Spider

      @KHCast I only watched the premier of that latest season and left. They went to space and introduced a nega-Coulson which on paper might sound fun, but man did I just feel unimpressed. It want's to do so much but doesn't have the budget to properly achieve its vision.

      Also it's continuing the doomed lovers schick with Fitz and Simmons. Well I guess I still have Cloak and Dagger to look forward to, even if it can't stick the finale episodes.

  13. This is me after watching the Shantae 5 trailer, then immediately learning she's 16

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    1. PublicEnemy1

      PublicEnemy1

      I don't know WHY the devs are making her that young if they're just going to lewd her in the first five seconds of the trailer.

    2. Supah Berry

      Supah Berry

      Welcome to Wayforward.

       

      @SenEDDtor Missile

      > Yeah. And the franchise is a western property?

    3. SenEDDtor Missile

      SenEDDtor Missile

      Japanese consent laws influencing their work again? (IIRC their age is a bit lower).

    4. Wraith

      Wraith

      Shantae is not a japanese character

    5. SenEDDtor Missile

      SenEDDtor Missile

      Oh, nevermind then. I thought it was Japanese for some reason.

    6. Diogenes

      Diogenes

      nerds horny

    7. PublicEnemy1

      PublicEnemy1

      Well, the animation WAS done by Studio Trigger, but WayForward OK'd it.

    8. Balding Spider

      Balding Spider

      This is fucking with me really hard. I mean in one of the games she's wearing a more revealing slave Leia outfit, and then there's the crawling animation from 1/2 Genie hero.... I don't feel comfortable playing this series anymore.

      @SenEDDtor Missile For the record the consent law in Japan is 13

      @PublicEnemy1 It's so fucking wrong the opening focuses on her boobs and crotch/waist.

    9. TCB

      TCB

      It funny how this is popping up again but not to this sort of level to me

    10. PublicEnemy1

      PublicEnemy1

      I mean, this COULD be a game where it takes place in two years in the future. Still weird.

    11. Polkadi~☆

      Polkadi~☆

      I'm genuinely curious why that does not concern me at all.

      I guess part of it is that she belly dances, so I just go "sounds about right."

       

      Also, the age of consent in Japan is 16. The laws say 13, but every prefecture said "fuck that," and raised it in their local laws.

    12. Crow the BOOLET

      Crow the BOOLET

      I assumed due to being a genie is the typical "oh yeah she's older than she looks" thing but wow.

    13. JosepHenry

      JosepHenry

      @Polkadi~☆that doesn't concern me at all either and is weird cuz I hate that kind of shit... but I give Shantae a pass cuz... reasons I guess. I dunno why. Maybe I am just used to people sexualizing minors like highschoolers to death that when I see Shantae... this is fine in comparison I guess.

    14. PublicEnemy1

      PublicEnemy1

      I'm not accusing all of them being perverts. Hell, Shantae herself was made by series creator Matt Bozon's wife.

    15. JosepHenry

      JosepHenry

      yeah maybe that's why I give it a pass? Shantae herself is well taken care by her creators and the backstory of her creatiom is pretty cool. But things would be much comfortable if she was around 20. I don't see why they couldn't change that up. 

    16. Milo

      Milo

      *BANG*

      *BANG*

      *BANG*

      FBI, OPEN UP

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      This really feels like a situation that whoever was responsible for doing a certain job picked arguably the absolute worst option possible.

    17. Sean

      Sean

      I enjoy the series and I really love its art style and characters designs (some aspects of my art are influenced by Bozon's style lol) but I think it's fair if people don't like it. I elect to ignore Shantae's age since it's never mentioned in the games themselves, like how Yoko is SUPPOSEDLY 14 yet this is never once mentioned in TTGL so I just pretend that isn't the case.

  14. Saw Spider-man. It was alright.

  15. Sell me on Doctor Stone

    1. Crow the BOOLET

      Crow the BOOLET

      Its a anime?

    2. Teoskaven

      Teoskaven

      Mad Max meets Full Metal Alchemist with a bit of Yor: The Hunter From the Future.

       

      -and read the manga-

  16. The internet is too quick with this stuff:

     

  17. Huh, so it rained all over Trump's parade?

  18. Aww yeah, time for Stranger Things S3

  19. ...I think Mike Tyson awakened his Stand

     

  20. Geras is sexy and he knows it.

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  21. Still bothered over the 3rd birthday I decided to re-watch the Best Friends original Parasite Eve playthrough

    1. Dejimon11

      Dejimon11

      Watching Woolies play through huh?

    2. Balding Spider

      Balding Spider

      Yeah, still can't believe how much worse the ending to 3BD was after being told about it.

    3. Dejimon11

      Dejimon11

      I haven't seen it yet but I heard horror stories about how the series jumped the shark

    4. Balding Spider

      Balding Spider

      @Dejimon11 Dude, those stories don't do it justice, it's so much worse to actually witness it.

  22. This nostalgic madness showed up in my twitter feed this morning:

    There's so much I was thankful to forget.

  23. Marvel's contribute to Pride Month, or: Pride month ain't done and Marvel needs to help fuck it up: https://sinagrace.tumblr.com/post/185915075613/as-pride-month-comes-to-a-close-its-time-i-spoke

    And thank goodness Sina didn't make Iceman "too gay" that would be awful...good god.

    1. KHCast

      KHCast

      Tl;dr?

    2. Balding Spider

      Balding Spider

      @KHCast Marvel didn't have Sina Grace's back when he was working on the Iceman book, and had to endure countless taunts on social media without their backing. Him and his book were being treated as a shameful family member. Dude got in trouble by marvel for getting press from the Washington Post, and had to seek permission to promote the book, yet none of the straight members had to.

      He credit's Axl Alonso (former EIC) for giving his book some extra legs, but when he left the book was dismissed, yet it sold and found a voice which Marvel didn't get what made the book a hit, and didn't ask what Axl did: "What do you think landed with readers", and then there's talk of more shade and a corrupt manager.

    3. KHCast

      KHCast

      “and had to seek permission to promote the book, yet none of the straight members had to.”

      dude, what the actual fuck

    4. Balding Spider

      Balding Spider

      I don't even know dude. That's some straight up bigotry shit.

    5. KHCast

      KHCast

      Hmm. He seems to say at the end he feels none of this to him was discrimination. That’s...strange, considering he literally brings up how he was treated differently from his straight co-workers about certain things. I wonder if that’s him legally trying to save face, as discrimination accusations against a corporation usually are hard to prove, and can actually land the accuser in hot water for “slander”.

  24. Woolie just finished the 3rd Birthday...

    I'd heard about the twist... but this is... this is disgusting. It's just so much worse than I'd heard.

  25. *sigh* Here's your Spider-man Hentai

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    Enjoy, pervs.

    1. Dejimon11

      Dejimon11

      Is that bullseye with the carnage symbiote? 

    2. Balding Spider

      Balding Spider

      Nah, it's basically what happens when symbiotes get corrupted/controlled by their father, Knull. Don't worry it's a new thing they introduced.

    3. Jingilator

      Jingilator

      Wow, Miles has a weird kind of Heartless.

    4. Teoskaven

      Teoskaven

      Ok, between this and Immortal Hulk, what the hell is Marvel thinking?

    5. Balding Spider

      Balding Spider

      @Teoskaven What's your beef with Immortal Hulk?

    6. Teoskaven

      Teoskaven

      It feels extremely out of place for the average 616 Marvel story and more something it should be on an alternate timeline like Old Man Logan. I mean, i appreciate that one of the most successfull series right now is not one with thicc political undertones, but the fact that it's a series with so mean sprited situations (i mean, to show how super cereal they are, the making team kills off a 12-year old in the early pages of the first issue. Talk about being edgy) and that Marvel hasn't done anything genuinely horror-related in a long time, it tells me how desperate they are.

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